A Hilarious Quick Transmigration Novel Full of Shameless Banter 骚话连天的搞笑快穿文

1. 801 警 Warning! S-Rank Big Shots Are Forbidden from Coveting the Pretty Host 警告！禁止S级大佬觊觎漂亮宿主 Hua Qingli花清梨Two Male Leads356k WordsCompleted [M/M + ABO + Happy Ending + Obsessive Villain + Redemption + Both Pure] Ruan Songyun transmigrates into a book, going from a promising trainee teacher to a disposable Omega in an ABO erotica novel, destined to be given away. The System arrives late. “Want to get rich overnight? Want to reach the pinnacle of life? Want to return to the normal world? The Villain Redemption System welcomes you aboard.” Shen Zhi is an SSS-level Alpha with top-tier mental strength, head of Star City’s most powerful 220Reads9.1Score103Shelves
2. 802 倚 The Legend of Junxiang: A Prequel to The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Part 2 倚天前传之君襄风云录2 The Tired-Headed Youngster费头青年Male-Channel Fanfiction523k WordsOngoing Another work by the author of The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber: The Ming Cult's Revenge. [The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber] [The Legend of the Condor Heroes] [The Return of the Condor Heroes] [Wuxia] [System] [Transmigration] [Jin Yong fan fiction] This isn't a wish-fulfillment story about seducing other men's wives and taking in one's master's wife or junior sister. Xiangyang falls, and Guo Jing and Huang Rong die. On Mount Emei, the “Little Eastern Heretic” Guo Xiang uses her sword as a brus 13.1kReads8.7Score718Shelves

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   "Let him be strong if he is strong"? See how Mingjiao truly "breezes across the hills"! Yang Dingtian's magnificent journey of reforming Mingjiao and fighting against the Yuan Dynasty!

3. 803 一 The Outcast: Golden Light Mantra Unleashes Ten Thousand Swords Returning to Their Origin 一人：金光咒使出万剑归宗 Lei Yuan Chi雷元赤Anime Fanfiction620k WordsCompleted [Wish-Fulfillment + Unrestrained + Indulgent + Copying + Collector's Obsession] (If she's pretty and has a name, he won't let her get away.) This book is dangerously addictive. Come on in! Gu Chen woke up in a hotel bed beside a hot, pure-hearted school beauty who was practically begging to be taken. He didn't hold back. But when he returned to school, he ran into Zhang Chulan. He'd somehow ended up in the world of The Outcast! Liu Yanyan, the corpse driver from western Hunan; Xia He, the Bone-C 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I won't be acting in this show anymore.

4. 804 穿 I Transmigrated to a World with More Women Than Men and Became a National Treasure of a Handsome Man 穿越女多男少世界我成国宝级帅哥 Lei Yuan Chi雷元赤Urban574k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy them. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 16Reads—Score105Shelves
5. 805 名 Detective Conan's Mastermind: They're All My Pawns 名柯幕后黑手：她们都是我的棋子 Lei Yuan Chi雷元赤Anime Fanfiction516k WordsCompleted This book is addictive, so enjoy! My name is Lian Jingu Temple, an information broker. On a rainy night, I walked into the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department with a weapons list from the Black Organization and walked out with the title of “Special Liaison Consultant.” I don't wear a police uniform or work at the station, but I'm more useful than any cop. I used my sister's last words to break through Ai Haibara's defenses and make her my personal scientist. I helped Miwako Sato find her father 21Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 806 卧 Crouching Tiger 卧虎 Xun Fei寻飞Urban2.0M WordsOngoing A hidden dragon rises from the depths and devours all things; a crouching tiger commands the mountains and guards a thousand frontiers! When I was little, the strange older girl next door always asked me to help wash her. When I got a little older, she taught me how to be a real man! Twenty years of flashing blades, eighteen years of changing seasons. The black throne may change hands, but true kingship belongs only to madmen who dare to dance with the devil! 16.5kReads7.6Score1.8kShelves

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   A belly-laughing novel, the hero is a group of tiger friends

7. 807 相 Betrayed After Ten Years of Love, My Dreams Shattered into Grief 相爱十年的背叛，我梦碎成殇 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted Betrayed after ten years of love, my dreams shattered into heartbreak 35Reads—Score—Shelves

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   1: The day we found out Su Ya had cheated was our daughter's third birthday. She was wearing the custom-made dress I gave her, making lunch for another man in the kitchen, and the hickey on the side of her neck was faintly visible. The person who once said he would love me forever smiled and said on the phone: "Baby, I will feed you tonight at the same place." I took off my wedding ring and threw it into the cake, my eyes as cold as ice in the cold winter of the twelfth lunar month! # Short story #Tomato short story #square#Realistic emotion#Family#Divorce#Nowadays #Chasing husband crematorium#Chasing wife crematorium#Cheating#Revenge Bai Yueguang#Shuangwen#End [send heart][send heart][send heart][send heart][eat melon]

8. 808 重 Reborn on the Night My Entire Family Was Slaughtered 重生回全家被杀当夜 King Revolver左轮王17k WordsCompleted Reborn on the night her entire family was murdered 21Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 809 替 Stand-In for the White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Have It! 替身白月光，谁想谁来当！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted The Stand-In White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Take It! 54Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 810 白 The White Moonlight Is Great, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 白月光虽好，但我会带球跑！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted The Moonlight Is Lovely, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 45Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 811 离 After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is on His Wife-Chasing Road to Ruin! 离婚后，总裁前夫他火葬场了！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance11k WordsCompleted After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is Desperate to Win Me Back! 23Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 812 校 Summer Confession on Campus 校园青上之夏日告白 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted A Summer Confession on Campus 8Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 813 试 A Trial Romance with My Contract Husband 试爱我的合约老公 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance14k WordsCompleted Try Falling in Love with My Contract Husband 40Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 814 黑 The Underworld: Beautiful Women by My Side on a Wild Jianghu Road 黑道：红颜伴我野性江湖路 Jiangnan Talent江南才子Urban1.6M WordsOngoing (Feel-good period drama + multiple heroines + top student and leader + fast-paced + passionate and explosive) With a blood feud to settle, he claims his enemy's daughter on the very first day after getting out of prison! He once thought he was an orphan, never imagining his libertine father had left behind many younger siblings! On the blood-soaked road through the underworld, stepmothers keep appearing. There are also brothers and sisters bound by deep affection, and a prodigal son who turns ov 14.2kReads8.5Score1.3kShelves
15. 815 序 Sequence: What Do You Mean I'll Die If I Lose My Virginity? 序列：什么叫我破身就会死？ Ge Wu An Zhi格物安之Urban133k WordsCompleted [No System]+ [One Heroine]+ [Lots of Older Sisters]+ [Not a Saint] Su Qian is the youngest son of the Su family of Lunan, twenty years old, and an S-rank esper. When he was born, his mother nearly died protecting him and fell into a deathlike slumber inside an ice coffin. His aunt, Qin Yao, placed a seal on him: he must remain a virgin until he turns twenty-five. Otherwise, he will unconsciously absorb the abilities of those around him and explode. The Tribunal’s pursuit, the old debts of th 2Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 816 凡 An Ordinary Man’s Official Career: A Police Chief at Twenty-Four 凡人官途，二十四岁的公安局长 Jiangnan Talent江南才子Urban2.0M WordsOngoing [A genuine political-intrigue novel] Cheng Bo was just starting his career and was thrilled to become an assistant to the town mayor. But after taking up the post, he discovered that he had also been saddled with a daunting mission! 37.4kReads7.9Score3kShelves
17. 817 古 Romance in the Ancient Village 古寨情缘 Jiangnan Talent江南才子Urban3.6M WordsCompleted The new book, The Number One Secret in Officialdom: Sent Straight to the Asylum from the Start, is now available. Your support is welcome! When someone bullies his sister-in-law, Wang Ye steps in without hesitation, kills a man, and ends up in prison. There, he unexpectedly acquires peerless mystical arts and learns that in his previous life he was the True Dragon Emperor of another world, his sister-in-law was a tiger spirit, and his childhood friend and sidekick was a little white rabbit spiri 20.8kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
18. 818 离 After Our Divorce, My Boss Turned Around and Promoted Me 离婚后，领导转身就提拔了我 Jiangnan Talent江南才子Urban3.5M WordsCompleted His new book, The Number One Secret in Officialdom: From the Start, I Was Sent to an Asylum, is now available. Your support is welcome! Two paternity tests shattered Zhao Shu’s world: neither child was his! His wife had betrayed him, and he angrily divorced her! At the lowest point in his life, his ability and resolve happened to catch a superior’s eye, and he entered the world of officialdom. Fueled by the anger of betrayal, Zhao Shu cuts through every obstacle, rising from head of security to 9.7kReads8.9Score965Shelves
19. 819 官 The Top Spy in Officialdom: Sent to an Asylum from the Start 官场第一秘：开局就被送进疯人院 Jiangnan Talent江南才子Urban577k WordsCompleted [An underrated political drama with real-world relevance] Locked up in a psychiatric hospital from the start? How is he supposed to hold office now? Secretary Jiang Nan's act of standing up for what was right became a trap carefully laid by his rival, and he was illegally confined to an asylum. Was this merely a provocation by local power brokers, or a deadly strike aimed at the leader behind him? When word was secretly delivered to the top, the real power struggle had only just begun... Watch h 14kReads7.2Score1kShelves
20. 820 假 Fake Eunuch, True Emperor 假太监真皇帝 Jiangnan Talent江南才子Historical232k WordsCompleted A general practitioner from a family of traditional Chinese medicine doctors transmigrates, only to be dragged into the imperial harem as a eunuch on his very first day. He has no choice but to negotiate with the eunuch in charge of castration: could you let me off this once? I still have a blood feud to avenge! The eunuch says, “Sure!” 648Reads6.9Score—Shelves
21. 821 系 The System Arrived Late, but I'm a Pro at Staying Alive 系统虽迟但到，苟命我是专业的 Endless Pandas连绵无尽的胖达Eastern Fantasy689k WordsOngoing My name is Li Changshou. I transmigrated to the cultivation world three hundred years ago, but with good-for-nothing talent, I’ve barely managed to stay alive. Just as I failed my thousandth attempt to reach Foundation Establishment and was ready to accept that I’d die of old age as a mortal At last, a “ding” rang out in my mind. “Ding! Suitable Host detected. The strongest... hic! Wait, who are you?” “Error! Error! Binding program started three hundred years late!” “Um... Host, you’re still ali —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These two books are full of imagination... You can try watching them [almost crying][almost crying]

22. 822 陛 Your Majesty, Your Cultivation KPI Is at the Bottom Again! 陛下，您的修仙KPI又垫底了！ Endless Pandas连绵无尽的胖达Eastern Fantasy370k WordsCompleted I, Zhang Wei, was an overworked corporate drone at a major internet company who suddenly dropped dead after working overtime to revise PowerPoint slides nonstop. When I opened my eyes again, I had somehow become the Jade Emperor, supreme ruler of the Three Realms. I thought I could finally enjoy a peaceful retirement, “commanding the world below and sleeping off a feast beside the Jade Pool.” But then I discovered that the Immortal Realm was a complete mess! Taibai Jinxing had been fishing for k —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 823 快 Quick Transmigration: When a Fake Psycho System Meets a Real Lunatic 快穿：当假疯批系统遇到真神经 Want to Admire My Leg Hair?想欣赏妾身的腿毛吗Modern Romance358k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] [Unhinged] [Powerhouse] [No romance] [Funny] [Crazy antics] [No logic] The System laughed maniacally. “Host, smash her fruit!” Si Yuan looked sweet and innocent. “That would be letting them off too easily.” System: “???” It watched helplessly as its Host punched the chosen one, trampled all kinds of villains, then turned around and slapped the antagonist. The System fell silent. It only wanted to slack off on minimum wage, pretending to be crazy to scare its Host away. Who 1.1kReads8.6Score135Shelves

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    No CP funny quick wear, full of jokes~ # #CrazyPatchBiggie #CP Novel

24. 824 我 I Save the World-Destroying Villain by Acting Crazy 我靠发癫拯救灭世反派 Vibrant Little Peach动感小蜜桃Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration / unhinged antics / meme references / shamelessness / absurd comedy / sweet and satisfying / no fixed CP Ning Jin spent six years as a total flop, letting loose and acting however she pleased. But thanks to everyone’s increasingly warped mental state, her unhinged creations somehow became huge hits. Those crazy books even awakened their own world consciousness and forcibly bound themselves to Ning Jin, that old troll, to fight the incredibly powerful villains she had written 1.3kReads9.2Score198Shelves
25. 825 快 Quick Transmigration: This Script Is Wrong, I’m Just an Extra 快穿：这剧本不对，我只是个群演 Carefree Little White Lotus佛系小白莲Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + absurd comedy + timid little pushover + office worker + romance] What does it take to be a good extra? Dedication to the job, hard work, and the ability to bend without breaking! What? You want me to bite the female lead to death? You got it! What? You want me to be a game NPC and hand out quests? No problem! What? You want me to play the male lead's classmate who gets hit and killed by a car? Fine! (Through gritted teeth!) What? You want me to be a magical herb waiting f 895Reads7.1Score104Shelves

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