A Hilarious Quick Transmigration Novel Full of Shameless Banter 骚话连天的搞笑快穿文

1. 301 末 Apocalypse Game: I Burn Through the System from the Start 末日游戏：开局就氪穿系统 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我13k WordsCompleted Apocalypse Game: From the Start, I Pay to Break the System 1Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 302 前 My Ex-Husband Schemed to Take My Property, So I Bought a House in Cash and Rubbed It in His Face 前夫他算计我房产，我全款买房打他脸 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted My Ex-Husband Schemed to Get My Property, So I Bought a House in Cash and Put Him in His Place —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 303 高 I Scored 698 on the College Entrance Exam. My Second Uncle Changed My College Choices, So I Sent His Daughter to a Second-Tier School 高考698分，二舅改我志愿，我让他女儿去二本 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我17k WordsCompleted I Scored 698 on the College Entrance Exam. My Second Uncle Changed My Application, So I Sent His Daughter to a Second-Tier College —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 304 觉 After Awakening the Comment Feed, I Tore Up My 100th Love Letter, and the Aloof Campus Heartthrob Lost His Mind 觉醒弹幕后，我撕了第100封情书，高冷校草他急疯了 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我19k WordsCompleted After Awakening a Comment Feed, I Tore Up My 100th Love Letter. The Aloof School Hunk Completely Freaked Out 81Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 305 救 Help! This Lousy System Is Making Me Found a Sect! 救命！这破系统让我开宗立派！ The Crying of Xiao Xiao萧萧之鸣Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world as a sickly man, the male lead triggers a System: if he fails to save twenty people within three years, he’ll die of his illness. He sets off on a journey to save people, meeting one lovely confidante after another along the way. In the end, he’s forced to found a sect and finds his happy ending. (This is not a cultivation novel.) The premise is fairly fresh, leaving behind the traditional level-up-and-fight-monsters formula. The protagonist is frail at firs 36.4kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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   The male protagonist's modern language keeps popping up in the ancient world of another world, and then he tries to explain it away haphazardly!

6. 306 新 He Coughed Blood on Our Wedding Night and Dared Not Touch Me. Only When We Divorced Did I Learn He Had Just Three Years to Live 新婚夜他咳血不敢碰我，和离时我才知道他只剩三年命 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted On Our Wedding Night, He Coughed Up Blood and Dared Not Touch Me. Only When We Divorced Did I Learn He Had Just Three Years to Live 1Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 307 游EN Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵：抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶 The Cat Isn't Bald猫不秃Sports3.1M WordsCompleted [Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w 988.6kReads9.5Score85.7kShelves

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   🔥🦌😚😁😋🤣An unconventional comeback story: While others rely on orthodox talents to level up, the female protagonist uses her "evil" talent of being a "thief god" to steal from everyone, subverting the traditional logic of leveling up and making her comeback path wild beyond measure.

8. 308 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.6kReads9.5Score38.8kShelves
9. 309 女 A Woman Running a Prison? You Heartless Author, Don’t Do This to Me! 女子监狱长？无良作者别搞我！ Jin Ruhua今入画Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A massive spectacle, a huge production! Dad sends me off to a women’s prison! The author spent thirty years undercover in a women’s prison, pouring heart and soul into this work! My parents couldn’t stand that I didn’t have a partner, so they made up their minds and sent me to work as the warden of a women’s prison! Unfortunately, I’m under the control of the System! Dad, none of this is my fault! If you’re going to blame anyone, blame that unscrupulous author! Author: One day, when I hold power 20.3kReads8.1Score2.4kShelves
10. 310 孽 You Wretched Disciple, Stop! I’m Your Master! 孽徒快住手，我可是你师尊啊！ Zheng Sanfeng郑三疯Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Protagonist with no System] [Powerful golden finger] Lin Tianqi transmigrates to another world, thinking he’ll top the imperial exams, marry a rich beauty, and reach the pinnacle of life. Unexpectedly, he turns out to be a legendary cultivation prodigy with a Pure Yang Sacred Body. At the age of five, his beautiful master brings him back to her sect, and from then on, his life as a wicked disciple begins! “Heh heh heh~ Master, your disciple has a sleepwalking condition, you know~” 18.8kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves
11. 311 女 Diary of a Massage Therapist 女按摩师日记 Li Mingcheng李明诚Modern Romance201k WordsCompleted Lai Xiaojing was once a pure, innocent village girl. But after she arrived in the bustling metropolis with her beautiful dreams, she gradually became the most popular masseuse at a massage parlor, all so she could earn money to support her family. This memoir gives a true account of her eventful life during the transformation from innocent girl to masseuse, along with the secrets of massage parlors and bathhouses on the fringes of city life that ordinary people could never discover, and her stor 16.2kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
12. 312 打 Love Affairs Along the Road to a Day Job 打工路上的情爱往事 Wind and Moon at the Tip of the Pen笔端有风月Urban2.4M WordsCompleted That year, worn down by my sister-in-law's constant needling, I had no choice but to head south for work. I never expected that on the way, I would be swept into a whirlwind of passion and love. Was it the happiness of having troubles, or the trouble of being happy? The past is too painful to recall. It all began with a woman nine years older than me... 15kReads8.0Score1.1kShelves
13. 313 重 Reborn in a Shared Apartment, but the System Is in the Hehuan Sect! 重生合租房，系统却在合欢宗门！ Seven Notes七音律Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Rebirth + lighthearted comedy + System] Reborn in a shared apartment, he lives with several beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back, Host, to the immortal cultivation sect...] Lin Yu: ?? I’m clearly in a shared apartment, so why are you saying I’m at an immortal cultivation sect? Watering flowers becomes [tending spirit plants]? Cooking becomes [studying medicinal pills]? Changing the bedsheets becomes [setting up an array]? This System is kind of interesting. 17.8kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves
14. 314 来 Come on, Let’s Have Some Fun! 来快活呀！ Little Imp小妖孽Modern Romance649k WordsCompleted Wang Yan, a girl from a remote rural village, decides to change her life after enduring a series of experiences shaped by ignorance, backwardness, and poverty. Through dedicated study, lifelong learning, and hard work, she strives for the life she ultimately wants: financial security, modest prosperity, a civilized way of life, a loving partner who understands her, one son and one daughter, and no worries about aging or illness. From a frail little girl onward, she faces one pivotal crossroads a 5kReads8.4Score399Shelves
15. 315 我 I Became the Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect, and It’s Amazing 我当上合欢宗宗主爽飞了 Conquering the Global Village纵横地球村Eastern Fantasy565k WordsOngoing [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Hehuan Sect] + [Plenty of Beauties] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Traditional Cultivation] + [Lots of Beauty Illustrations] + [Wild Fantasy] + [Many Love Interests] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Older-Sister Types] After the Hehuan Sect's leader ascends, Lin Yichen is unexpectedly chosen as the sect's new leader. The Hehuan Sect is filled with countless beauties, and Lin Yichen begins a blissful dual cultivation life beyond his wildest dreams. Anyone nearby who causes trou 150Reads6.8Score—Shelves
16. 316 魂 I Reincarnated as Wu Dalang, Poisoned Ximen Qing, and Took His Wives and Concubines 魂穿武大郎药死西门庆收了他妻妾 A Single Matchstick火柴一根Historical265k WordsCompleted Lu Chen, a smooth-talking massage therapist, transmigrates to the Song dynasty and becomes Wu Dalang. With his nonstop blather and silver tongue, he sweet-talks Wu Yuenian, the principal wife of Ximen Qing, and several of his concubines until they fall for him. Together, they secretly poison Ximen Qing. “A Qing, wake up and take your medicine...” From then on, Dalang uses modern know-how to turn Ximen Qing’s wife and concubines into powerful business tycoons. On his deathbed, he reveals that he 477Reads—Score170Shelves

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    This is the book you've been looking for; you'll want to read it even if it means staying up all night!

17. 317 师EN Junior Brother, Don’t Cultivate Immortality Like That 师弟，别这么修仙 Softly Falling Words轻落语Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsCompleted By a stroke of fate, Lu Changsheng is brought into a sect and becomes the junior disciple of Qingyun Peak. Having seen how brutal the path of cultivation can be, he decides to keep a low profile and hide his true abilities. While his senior brothers cultivate, he sleeps. While his fellow disciples take part in trials, he slacks off. Under countless watchful eyes, he does the same thing day after day for ten years, never wavering in his commitment to being a quiet schemer. Until one day, everyone 59.3kReads9.0Score5.2kShelves

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    A very novel way to cultivate immortality, it's fantastic!

18. 318 我 I Got the Strongest Cultivation Legacy 我得到了最强修仙传承 Xiu Feng修风Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing Liu Ao has a useless five-element spirit root, and the cultivation sect Taiyi Sect takes him in as a menial disciple to raise pigs. Unexpectedly, while tending the pigs, a small bead burrows into his head by chance. The bead has evolved into a miniature five-element world, within which lingers the remnant soul of an ancient, supreme creator. Seeing that he and Liu Ao are fated to meet, the remnant soul takes him as a disciple and passes on all the knowledge and memories it acquired over its life 1.5kReads7.9Score138Shelves

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    Chapter 1 cracked me up. [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

19. 319 快 Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我 Mountain Has Longing山有慕Modern Romance151k WordsCompleted Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world. 471Reads—Score—Shelves

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    (*￣￣) Is this how you talk to a big shot?

20. 320 别 Don't Mess with a 42-Year-Old Woman: She's Got All the Evidence 别惹42岁姐姐，她手里全是证据 Moonlit Night with the Wind月夜随风9k WordsCompleted Don't Mess with This 42-Year-Old Woman, She Has Evidence on Everyone 409Reads—Score—Shelves

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    So wonderful, so beautiful!

21. 321 山 The Village's Finest Little Immortal Doctor 山村极品小仙医 A Graduate Writing Books小学毕业写书Urban312k WordsCompleted Li Dazhu is the village fool of Taohua Village. Though a little dim-witted, he is kindhearted and honest, and is often bullied by the local tyrant. By a twist of fate, he receives his ancestors’ legacy. From then on, he takes on the village bullies, makes money, and builds his fortune, living as if he has a cheat code for life. 1.7kReads7.8Score231Shelves
22. 322 末 Apocalypse: Supplies Used by Women Are Returned a Thousandfold 末世：女人消耗的物资，万倍返还 Loves Teppanyaki Most最爱铁板烧Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, supplies run scarce, and while everyone else struggles to survive, Jiang Fan enjoys life with beautiful women because the supplies they use are returned to him! [Invincible Hero ✚ Lots of Beautiful Women ✚ Storage Space ✚ Unlimited Supplies ✚ No Saintly Heroics ✚ Profit Above All] 33.9kReads8.1Score2.8kShelves

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    🔥🏀🈚️👀 [Rebirth + Aunt + Twins + Lighthearted Comedy + System] Reborn as an aunt living in a shared apartment with nine beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back to the Hehuan Sect…]

23. 323 宗 Our Sect Is Dirt Poor, but the Disciples Are Rolling in Money 宗门一贫如洗，弟子富得流油 Qingbixi清碧溪Eastern Fantasy5.8M WordsOngoing [Transmigration + no System + no harem + lighthearted + martial world] “Want to become an inner sect disciple? With free room and board?” Unable to resist the temptation, Jin Xiaochuan charged straight into the Nine-Story Tower, only to discover that it was a demonic sect officially registered with the authorities. 62.3kReads8.7Score4.4kShelves
24. 324 穿 Transmigrated into a Korean Manhwa, I Began My Conquest 穿越韩漫后，开始攻略之旅 Zihhao on the Attack进击的子豪Urban578k WordsOngoing [Korean Webtoon Style + Lots of Beauties + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Plot + Over a Hundred Gorgeous Character Illustrations] Lin Xiangyu was lying in bed scrolling through Douyin when he unexpectedly got the chance to choose a world to transmigrate into. After careful consideration, Lin Xiangyu chose the world of movies and TV dramas. But after transmigrating, he saw the beauty before him and her legs straight out of a Korean webtoon, and was completely stunned. Where the heck have I ended up? I 946Reads6.9Score102Shelves

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    🔥😅🔥👌🏻🈚️ The novel constructs a unique cultivation system and supernatural powers, such as the "Stealing the Sky and Changing the Sun" supernatural power, which is different from traditional fantasy novels and brings readers a brand-new reading experience, satisfying readers' pursuit of novelty and imagination in the fantasy genre.

25. 325 婚 A Marriage in Flux 婚色摇曳 Spicy Chen Zi麻辣晨子Modern Romance317k WordsCompleted [Bratty Little Sweetheart & Abstinent Man in Power] (Top-Tier Wealthy Family + Marriage First, Love Later + Sweet-Talking Her Into Chasing Him + Age Gap) Shen Tangzi is a spoiled young lady who has both a princess's luck and a princess's temperament. Her greatest pastime is going clubbing and hiring male escorts, and she's infamous in high society for being a wastrel. Fu Yanze, head of the Shanghai City Chamber of Commerce, is cold, aloof, and refined, with no interest in romance. Who would have 11.8kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
26. 326 第 The Fourth Calamity: You Say Humanity Is Weak in the Interstellar Age? 第四天灾：在星际你说人族势弱？ Yi Pingping一平平Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted In the era of the Interstellar Alliance, countless races have united to fight off the invasion of the insectoid race. Among all the races, humanity is the weakest. As the only human to enter the Lord's Academy, he is assigned a remote, desolate planet. Danger lurks everywhere, and the insectoids could discover and devour him at any moment. Unless he can develop his own people and planet, Wei Yuan will not only fail to graduate, he may not survive. Luckily, transmigration comes with a System. Wei 30.7kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves
27. 327 爽 Pleasant Colors 爽色 Jia Zhenwei贾真微Urban267k WordsCompleted A working-class man's extraordinary life, among the many kinds of women in the big city, where differences in status intertwine with social realities as he rises step by step. He swings between desire and reality. 1.2kReads6.8Score104Shelves
28. 328 系 System: I’ll Die If I Don’t Get a Girlfriend 系统，不交女友就会死 Little Chen Downstairs楼下小陈Urban1.1M WordsCompleted My name is Chen Fan. I eat steamed buns and pickles every day and work two jobs, spending all my earnings on my goddess. I even used my inheritance to buy her a house, with only her name on the deed. My goddess and her boyfriend took over my house... When I caught them in the act, they pushed me down the stairs. And now, I've been reborn… 4.9kReads8.6Score551Shelves
29. 329 穿 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 Liu Zhan Hongyan刘战红颜Urban327k WordsOngoing [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, witty, and humorous book!

30. 330 山 Night-Blooming Jasmine in the Mountain Village 山村夜来香 Langya Swordsman琅琊刀客Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Mitao Village has beautiful mountains, beautiful waters, and even more beautiful people. There's a young man in the village named Tiezhu. This lucky fool unexpectedly gains an unparalleled inheritance, and from then on the mountain village is transformed. The roads improve, the people grow wealthy... 17.6kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
31. 331 后 Stepdad: I'm a Scrap Collector 后爸：我是收废品的 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban254k WordsCompleted Lin Xi: There's no reason to drop this novel! [Campus Belle] [Celebrity] [Multiple Women] [Rich Older Woman] [Gentle Auntie] [Live-in Son-in-Law] There's no System, no billionaire power fantasy, no mindless flattery, and no sugary-sweet or tearjerker romance. 43Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A modern, surreal urban prose piece. A surreal and exhilarating read. Absolutely brilliant!

32. 332 后 Stepdad: I'm a Cotton Fluffer 后爸：我是弹棉花的 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban303k WordsCompleted Lin Xi transmigrates to the 1980s and becomes a live-in son-in-law. By going from street to street fluffing cotton, he leads his family of five out of hardship. Then his sister-in-law is bitten by a cobra. He risks his life to suck out the venom and save her, but the poison gets into his eyes and leaves him blind. Unable to work, Lin Xi leaves with nothing. Later, he is admitted to the Central Conservatory of Music. Then his two adopted daughters are kidnapped by human traffickers and taken to H 19Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 333 我 I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy158k WordsOngoing "Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Wu Niubi, that kid, had an incredible stroke of luck—he unexpectedly got bound to the Boasting Coin System! The system's rules are simple and brutal: the more outrageous your boasting, the more cultivation coins you get! Others cultivate immortality through daily arduous meditation, scrimping and saving on elixirs and treasures, working themselves to the bone. Only Wu Niubi relies entirely on his silver tongue to navigate the world. 💐🌷🌻

34. 334 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 15.9kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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    It's hilarious, I suggest you don't watch it while eating.

35. 335 徐 The Fun Side of Teacher Xu's Lessons 徐老师的教学趣事 Moonlit Night with the Wind月夜随风6k WordsCompleted Teacher Xu's Funny Classroom Stories 54Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Instead of blindly following the most popular lists, we've compiled a list of 7 underrated novels. These include ancient farming stories, urban comebacks, and realistic family dramas—all moderately sized, fast-paced, and worthwhile reads!

36. 336 无 The Peerless Poison Strategist Backs the Empress 无双毒士，力挺女帝 One Glance at the Vast Sea一顾沧海Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Masterful political intrigue + empress + poetry + contrasts + lie flat + power of capital] From the start, a princess is poisoned and hunted down, but Shen Liuxiang mistakes her for the top courtesan on a pleasure boat. By day... well, by day and night, they have heart-to-heart talks. The princess sighs: “Better not to be born a woman. For a hundred years, our joys and sorrows lie in other people’s hands.” Shen Liuxiang laughs: “Come on, take a look at this book, The Legend of Wu Meiniang.” The 10.2kReads8.1Score1.1kShelves

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    "Eight waxes and seven sacrifices, all show off in poverty, six viscera and five internal organs are empty sacs, yet they insist on dangling the Four Books, Three Mysteries, Two Daos and One Record, half a gourd of water to pretend to be a scholar." "Nine out of ten treasuries are empty, yet they still show off, eight aunts and seven maternal relatives are all parasites, yet they still copy six chapters, five ropes, four arts and three flowers, two buttocks to fill the rotten accounts." You tell me, isn't that slutty?

37. 337 香 Soft and Fragrant in His Arms, the Capital’s Princeling Falls for Her 香软入怀，京圈太子爷沦陷了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄12k WordsCompleted Soft and Sweet in His Arms, the Capital’s Top Heir Falls for Her 16.1kReads—Score291Shelves

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    It's seriously, seriously, seriously good, especially the first book!

38. 338 年 Older Men!! A Ferrari Is Still a Ferrari, Even When It’s Old 年上！！法拉利老了依然是法拉利 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄16k WordsCompleted Older woman!! A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, even when it's old. 31.4kReads—Score448Shelves
39. 339 系 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Yang Le Ge Yang11洋了个洋11Eastern Fantasy171k WordsOngoing Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    New author, new book, giving it my support! It gets funnier and funnier with every read! 28

40. 340 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 11.3kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves

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    If you're looking for a good read, this is the book for you! It's hilarious, incredibly funny, and has all the elements you could want. It's absolutely addictive and definitely worth a try!

41. 341 西 Journey to the West: Sun Wukong Eats Tang Sanzang and Kills Zhu Bajie 西游，孙悟空吃唐僧肉，杀猪八戒 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Eastern Fantasy80k WordsCompleted Five hundred years after their journey to the West, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Tang Sanzang, and Sha Wujing reunite. This time, they aren't going west to fetch the scriptures. They're searching for the forty-nine sariras to bring Buddha Tathagata back to life. A fearsome demon, the Ape Ghost King, is wreaking havoc across the Three Realms, and only Buddha Tathagata can pin him beneath Five Finger Mountain. Five hundred years have passed, and everything has changed. Sun Wukong loves eating Tang Sanza 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A humorous novel.

42. 342 隔 The Neighbor's Young Wife Schemed Against Me and Ruined Half My Life 隔壁小媳妇算计我，毁我半生 Tomato Loach番茄泥鳅Modern Romance99k WordsCompleted [Period drama] [Northeastern factory district] [Forbidden affair] [Deception and schemes] [Pregnancy troubles] [Long-buried secrets] [Redemption through guilt] [A painfully realistic tragedy] In a northeastern chemical factory neighborhood in the 1980s, the life of honest factory worker Jia Jun is ruined by the young wife next door! One act of misplaced trust draws him into the enormous lie Su Min has spun. One wrong step, and he's trapped in a forbidden affair, lost beyond redemption! An unexpe 5.6kReads8.1Score268Shelves

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    Two pretty good books

43. 343 鸡 Sunny Skies Above the Humble Life 鸡毛之上有晴天 Tomato Loach番茄泥鳅Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Marriage and love] [Heartbreak] [Betrayal] [Comeback] [Redemption] [The truth about marriage] [Urban romance] [Realistic relationships] [Healing] A broken marriage has worn away every last trace of warmth, leaving two lives utterly out of step! He fought his way up from being a low-level technician at a chemical plant, only to have his own brother steal his hard work and stab him in the back! His former lover suffers through pregnancy; old love and hatred entangle them, betrayal cuts deep, devo 1.2kReads8.1Score104Shelves
44. 344 穿 Reborn as a Seventy-Year-Old Farmer, I Rejuvenate by Giving Gifts 穿成七旬老农，我靠赠礼返老还童 The Brain of a Shoelace托鞋的脑仁Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted What does it feel like to awaken a System at the age of 79? Li Chengfeng will tell you: give a widow some eggs and get five years of life in return; give the village belle some hair oil and get a hundred taels of silver. People can gossip all they like. Once I've won over every beauty in the village, the town, and the entire country, then they can talk. 132Reads—Score219Shelves

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45. 345 托 Tuoxie De Naoren's 15th Book 托鞋的脑仁第15本书 The Brain of a Shoelace托鞋的脑仁Urban3.3M WordsOngoing 110Reads6.8Score122Shelves
46. 346 腹 The Scheming Regent Reads My Mind and Forces Me to Win Him Over 腹黑摄政王读我心，强行攻略我 Yu Ningbing玉凝冰Ancient Romance323k WordsCompleted [Marriage Before Love] [On-screen comments + inner monologue] [Both leads strong and devoted to one another] Political intrigue, business, sweet romance, adorable baby, satisfying wish fulfillment, harmless on the outside but calculating underneath Meng Chenyin, a screenwriter for short dramas, somehow transmigrated into an NPC from her own story, a supporting daughter of the Ministry of Revenue’s vice minister whose only line was a single sentence. To make matters worse, her stepmother was abou 320Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious. It's a danmaku (bullet comment) novel where the female lead, a short drama writer, transmigrates into her own scripted drama. However, the plot changes, the second male lead, who can read her mind, forcibly tries to seduce her, and the original female lead tries to harm her. Luckily, the danmaku helps her. The female lead even banters with the danmaku. The male and female leads have an arranged marriage that blossoms into love, and the regent rebels for his queen. The male lead is cunning, and the female lead is quirky. The male lead can see the female lead's level of affection for him and gradually wins her over. One often laments: "Why is the affection level increasing so slowly?" There's an adorable baby later on.

47. 347 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 7.8kReads7.4Score1.1kShelves

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    Hilarious, hands down! This is such an incredibly adorable little cutie, both cute and fierce, fiercely protective of her own, brimming with a sense of justice, and relentlessly slapping down and punishing the scum without hesitation. One book is complete, and another is a sequel. I absolutely love Xiao Chenyu.

48. 348 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance580k WordsOngoing [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 349 我 I Became My Ex's Mother-in-Law 我给前任当丈母娘 August Witch八月女巫Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama based on this novel, Uncle, I Only Want to Take Advantage of You, is now streaming. Starring Yu Long and Yang Mie Mie. [Older Man Romance] [Sweet Everyday Romance] [Powerful CEO] [Lighthearted and Funny] [No Angst, No Saintly Heroine] [No Affair] [No Stand-In] I showed up dressed to the nines at my ex-boyfriend's engagement party. He thought I'd come to ruin the event, but I smiled kindly and said, "We're family from now on, so there's no need to be so formal. Just call me Auntie 13.6kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves

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    This book has a fantastic pace; the content is tightly packed, and you can't stop reading from chapter to chapter. The writing is humorous and witty, with many dialogues that will have you laughing out loud, while the occasional touching moments will bring tears to your eyes. This perfect balance is so comfortable to read.

50. 350 末 Doomsday Survival: I Have a Prison Full of Goddesses 末日求生，我有一座女神监狱 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse608k WordsCompleted Apocalypse + Lots of Beautiful Women + Dark + Prison + Decisive and Ruthless + Cunning + Wish-Fulfillment + Lighthearted Comedy. In a parallel Blue Star world, everyone else tries to survive the Apocalypse by hiding, struggling, and chewing tree bark. Zhao Yulong's Apocalypse from the start: an empty prison, a sharp-tongued AI chasing him around with a fire extinguisher and spraying foam at him, and tens of thousands outside the gates... Not zombies, but female survivors who heard the news and c 1.6kReads—Score131Shelves

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    It's a very good novel.

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