I Picked Up a Hitman to Be My Wife, but She Has Too Many Secrets
捡个杀手做老婆，但秘密有点多
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 351k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Everyday
- Updated
- 9mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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The author forcibly binds the two unrelated identities of "killer" and "soft rice man", creating endless jokes and tension. Fang Cheng's "desire to survive" no longer stems from the workplace or society, but from the two "heroines" in his family. His countermeasures are also full of grassroots wisdom and modern characteristics: using spicy hotpot to create physical control, using exaggerated praise to induce psychological paralysis, and pretending to be stupid to defuse a fatal chokehold... These seemingly absurd emergency responses are actually the instinctive reactions of an ordinary person under extraordinary pressure, using all the wisdom and sense of humor in life. "Feeding an amnesiac killer 'cousin'" is a hellish problem in both economic and security senses, while "dealing with an increasingly mysterious nurse wife" gives this family comedy a deeper suspenseful tone. Fang Cheng's "soft rice road" has long since turned from enjoying life to "licking honey on the tip of a knife" - sweetness and danger coexist, and any mistake in "licking" may be fatal. This kind of narrative that finds balance in extreme contrasts and hides thrills in hilarious daily life makes people laugh, but also can't help but sweat for the protagonist, looking forward to how this most "hardcore" soft-boiled man in history will use code thinking and survival instincts to solve this family mystery full of love and murder.
It's amazing that a killer and a freeloader can be integrated so well. The key story is exquisitely conceived and the narrative rhythm is gripping. It succeeds in building a compelling world to immerse yourself in, a masterpiece that has stood the test of time.
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The programmer's equation and the amnesiac killer's wife, the story is sweet and funny, the content is rich and colorful, the plot is ups and downs and exciting, it is a novel worth recommending.