After Binding to the King of Hell's Sign-In System, I Gave Up Trying

Name: After Binding to the King of Hell's Sign-In System, I Gave Up Trying
Author: Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting

绑定阎王签到系统后，我摆烂了

by Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting (遇梦若碎)

Status: Completed
Length: 637k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

A laid-off office drone gets bound to the King of Hell System. In endless instance worlds, he becomes a god by signing in and slacking off, only to discover that everyone is waiting for him to return and serve as a judge of the dead. But all he wants is to give up and coast.

Xuanhuan, system novel, infinite flow, underworld, lighthearted

Slacking off, overworked employee, sign-in, subverting expectations, power fantasy, comedy, wild imagination, modern city, past and present lives, mystery

One-line hook: Slack off on the clock, hunt ghosts after work. A temporary underworld employee, slacking off online.

I got bound to the King of Hell sign-in System.

While others get married in coffins, I clock in. While others barely escape with their lives, I manage the ghost officers' KPIs with Excel. They say I'm the Judge of the Dead reborn, that I slaughtered the Hall of Judgment in my previous life and left behind a mountain of debt. The King of Hell has launched an “Eternal Motion Plan,” harvesting the souls of the strong as fuel. I'm next on the list. My teammates, Meng Po, the ghost officer commander, and the shadow guard swordsman, are all former subordinates from my past life. They owe me their lives, and now they have to repay me.

I just want to coast.

But the System says if I don't go to work, my soul will vanish.

The 137 ghost students at the abandoned village school kneel and call me teacher. In the mirror world of the hospital, another me smiles and asks, “Do you regret choosing that path?”

I don't know. I only know that the transparent hand at the bottom of the well wrote a note telling me not to go down. But the answer Shen Shuwen has waited three thousand years for is down there.

The door to the ninth level can only be opened with my blood.

The King of Hell says, “You are the abyss.” I say, “Then I'm the abyss. Even the abyss can slack off.”

I don't want to work another day. But I still went in.

Because as long as I'm alive, I can still eat double-skin milk pudding.

Stats

165Chapters

62Reads · 30 days

1.3kReads · all time

12Listens

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