A Hilarious Quick Transmigration Novel Full of Shameless Banter 骚话连天的搞笑快穿文
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At the Source of the Peach Blossom Spring 桃花源头
As Old Zhou Nian lay dying, he took Zhou Liye by the hand and told him, “Xiaoye, it's up to you to carry on the Zhou family line. If you trace our family back far enough, we go all the way to the Zhou dynasty, to King Wen of Zhou, King Wu of Zhou, Ji Chang, and Ji Fa. Our ancestors were once members of the imperial family, and our original surname was Ji. It was only after the dynasties changed that our family took the surname Zhou! Here's our ancestral genealogy and the family heirloom, this ja
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- 202 Guo's Commentary 郭论 Rediscovering the history of the Ming and Qing dynasties, exploring the culture of everyday people, and chatting about classic masterpieces… With a unique perspective and warm, vivid stories, Guo Degang explores the “loyalty” and “righteousness” in the bones of the Chinese people. He offers insight into life and illuminates changing times, bringing history, literature, and philosophy together. Savor tea brewed over a gentle flame, learn the art of knowing when to advance and when to retreat, and 1.8kReads9.5Score219Shelves
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Hangzhou, Seductive After Dark 杭州，夜色撩人
With witty, satirical flair, this story follows Zhu, a married urban white-collar worker who refuses to settle for an ordinary life and dates multiple women, sinking for a time into a reckless, chaotic existence. After the devastating blow of divorce, he finally comes to his senses and turns over a new leaf. He devotes himself to making his second marriage work, becoming a responsible husband and father. Facing the realities of human nature head-on, the story shows that staying true to your bett
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Carefree Days in the Countryside 村野逍遥
[Urban + Countryside + Miracle Doctor + Multiple Heroines + Power Fantasy] Chen Dabao was framed and left mentally impaired for a year, enduring constant bullying in his village. Then one day, his memories from a previous life suddenly awakened. From then on, he soared like a roc riding the wind and rose to the top!
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A Great Nation’s Middleman: I Saved Countless Soviet Girls 大国倒爷，我拯救众多苏联少女
Transmigration + System + running goods in Russia + foreign beauties + womanizer + hugely profitable smuggling Two women stood at the door. Two Soviet women with blonde hair and blue eyes, wrapped in tattered headscarves. Wang Teng's first reaction: Holy shit. His second reaction: Am I fucking seeing this right? A line of text automatically appeared in Wang Teng's mind: [Ding! System notification: Your foreign beauties have arrived. Please sign for them.] Don't get excited, that was just hi
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I'm a Locksmith, and You Want Me to Exorcise Demons and Ferry Souls? 我一个开锁匠，你让我摆妖渡魂？
Guo Cheng is a master locksmith who has never failed. Until one day, he opens a “lock” and unlocks the door to another world. From then on, his clients are no longer limited to people with security doors. They include the demon spirits that wander among the living. He picks locks to “lock” away danger, and ferries spirits so they can depart in peace. In the shadows of the city, demons and ghosts run rampant. Watch as a locksmith uses his skills to forge his own path as a ferryman between the wor
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- 207 Dragon Head 龙头 For the sake of the goddess, I crossed the big shot in the county. To stay alive, I fought my way up, one step at a time, until I became the boss... One day, the hidden dragon will find the rain it needs. With a single roar, it will shift the mountains and rivers and move the Big Dipper. Stories of the underdog rising to the top will always set the blood racing. 27.6kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves
- 208 Picking Through History 捡史 A heart stirred by surging waves, a face bright with spring: this is the jianghu. Guo Degang “Believe it or not, I’m actually someone who likes quiet and dislikes activity,” Guo Degang says in Picking Through History, part of his Guo’s Commentary series. “It’s been raining lately, so I sit at home every day, reading books and watching opera. It makes me very happy.” He enjoys reading history. “Reading history can make you wise. The ancients said, ‘By learning from the past, you can foresee the f 201Reads9.4Score—Shelves
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Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下
Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back!
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- 210 Expert in Literature and History 文史专家 We’ve been talking all this time about the rights and wrongs, the truths and falsehoods of ancient times. I wonder if you’ve noticed that the chronicles painstakingly written by historians, who poured their hearts into their work, scribbling away without eating or sleeping and staying up night after night, can sometimes be no match for the stories passed down by word of mouth: tales Grandma Wang and Grandpa Li from the neighborhood told the children after a few drinks. Take the Generals of the Y 75Reads9.4Score—Shelves
- 211 The Charlatan Stirs Up Heaven 神棍搅天 Master says disciples of the Way of the Sublime must not marry. But Master has a whole harem of lovers. At just eighteen, this young Taoist is cursed with irresistible charm. Beautiful women of the mortal world, seductive ghosts from the underworld, and celestial maidens keep him constantly occupied. Watch him get face-slapped by reality as he transforms from a simple, honest man into a shameless Taoist. He plays at life, and toys with people, ghosts, and immortals. Have a laugh, and don't take 1.6kReads6.6Score152Shelves
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I Just Picked Up a Prince Because I'm Greedy for Money, So Why Kill Us All? 我就财迷捡个皇子，何必赶尽杀绝
[Transmigration Without a System + Food Business + Strong Leads and Sweet Romance + Satisfying Face-Slapping] On the very first day after transmigrating, Shen Jinghong was stuffed into a coffin and treated to a triple dose of insults: “husband-killing widow,” “jinx,” and “dirt-poor lunatic”! She has no heaven-defying System. Her only golden finger is the sales savvy, negotiation skills, and hit-product expertise she gained as a top modern salesperson, plus a mouth that knows how to put anyone i
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Reborn in 1975: The Fool's Unusual Life 重生1975，傻子的别样人生
Chen Qingshan was reborn. In his previous life, production team leader Liu Fugui used him as a pawn, and someone pushed him off a cliff, where wolves devoured him. When he opened his eyes again, he was still the same easily bullied “dimwit” from 1975. But now, his eyes held nothing but frozen hatred. If everyone thought he was an idiot, then he'd play the fool to the bitter end! In the cornfield, he stood watch while Liu Fugui had an affair with Widow Chen, earning a stale steamed bun in retur
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Showbiz: Living with the Queen of Pop Is So Stressful! 娱乐：跟天后同居的我压力山大！
Li Die is panicking! He’s discovered that he has transmigrated into the body of a rich second-generation heir who inherited a courtyard house and an entertainment company. Actually, make that a debt-ridden second-generation heir. What do you do when you start out a hundred million in debt? To pay it off, Li Die turns his attention to a certain diva living next door… Surely selling one diva would fetch a hundred million? And if he trained a few more stars, wouldn’t they be worth several hundred m
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After Being Reborn, I Broke Into the Campus Belle's Bedroom 重生后我闯进校花卧室
It outshines every other rebirth novel. The rights to adapt this book into a short-form drama have been sold, so you can trust the quality. Enjoy! There's not much else to say. Just give it a read. You'll be left speechless.
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Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国
Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters.
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My Days Living with a Flight Attendant 空姐与我同居的日子
After getting dumped, I went to a bar to drink my sorrows away, only to be “rescued” and taken home by a flight attendant…
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- 218 The Deal (Parts 1–6) 交易（1-6部） In today's society, driven by self-interest and tempted by money, people engage in all kinds of transactions with one another. Zhang Wei is a young, handsome man who has just left college and entered the workforce. With a hardworking, entrepreneurial spirit, he struggles to make his way in the big city. Along the way, he meets three chairwomen and navigates relationships with all of them, developing an exceptionally harmonious rapport. By drawing on their connections and financial advantages, he 19.1kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
- 219 Auntie, You're the Only One Who Can Cure My Illness 阿姨，我的病只有你能治 An accidental injury causes He Zhongliang's brain to overproduce dopamine every day... He grows thinner and more haggard by the day, and his wife can no longer stand it. Their life together can no longer go on... Then one day, he meets a doctor named Shen Caiyue. At first sight of her, He Zhongliang feels his soul purified and his long-lost peace return. He knows he can be saved... 9.6kReads8.8Score833Shelves
- 220 A Beauty Helps Me Reach for the Clouds 佳人扶我青云志 I came to the East Sea to seek refuge with my cousin’s wife, only to discover she had another man. She asked me to keep it a secret. Later, I learned that the man behind her came from an extraordinary background. So I used his influence to make money and build a career, becoming a mighty dragon who could outshine all rivals… 29.9kReads8.5Score1.4kShelves
- 221 Just Retired, I Moved in with a Runaway Heiress 刚退役，就和逃婚大小姐同居 When Xiao Liang was eighteen, he was framed and resolutely joined the military, becoming a proud army medic. After six years of service, he had faced countless brushes with death, battling the enemy and snatching lives from the jaws of death. After a lifetime of ups and downs, his closest friends had one by one passed away. Dragging his weary, battered body, Xiao Liang returned to the city. Then one day, a girl knocked on his door... “Hello! I'm a runaway heiress. Please take me in!” 13kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 222 After a Breakup, the Female CEO Helps Me Reach for the Stars 失恋后女总裁扶我青云志 After a breakup, Chen Zhe heads to a bar to drown his sorrows. By chance, he meets Hu Ling, a CEO. With Hu Ling’s help, he encounters one benefactor after another, each offering him support and encouragement as he climbs step by step to the pinnacle of life... [Urban Romance]+ [Entrepreneurship and Business Rivalry]+ [Personal Growth]+ [Bickering Couple]... 6.1kReads8.2Score726Shelves
- 223 On the First Day of School, the Stunning Campus Belle Fell for Me! 开学第一天，绝美校花爱上我！ My name is Lin Feng, and I’m an ordinary guy. But ever since I started school, one good thing after another has come my way. Watch me make waves at university. When the campus belle confesses to me, I hardly know how to handle it... 17.9kReads8.6Score1.3kShelves
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I Transmigrated as the Demon Venerable, and from the Start a White-Stocking Saintess Knelt and Begged for Forgiveness 穿越魔尊开局白丝圣女跪地求原谅
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My Ex-Wife Cheated! Hunted by Seven Fateful Curses 前妻出轨！七重宿命追杀
A mind-bending story inspired by the fatalism of Predestination and the plot of films like Cloud Atlas. You’ll never guess the ending until the very last moment. A modern-day power fantasy, an ’80s-era story, and a post-apocalyptic tale set in 2065.
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Laughing Until I Cramp 笑到抽筋
A huge collection of jokes, bringing together countless kinds: silly jokes, absurd jokes, and more. Anyone feeling stressed is welcome to listen to my stories. Please leave comments, like, and share.
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- 227 My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟，很强很疯癫 [Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu 10.5kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
- 228 Hilarious Jokes! The Complete Collection That’ll Make You Laugh to Death 爆笑梗！笑死人绝不偿命大全集 Laugh-out-loud funny, the kind that’ll have you dying of laughter! Nothing but jokes and hilarious bits, making you grin from ear to ear and laugh uncontrollably! So outrageously funny and absurd you’ll laugh until food comes out your nose, water sprays everywhere, and your face cramps. Read just one line and you’ll want to laugh. Relax anytime, anywhere: on your commute, during your downtime, while waiting for a delivery, or when you’re bored out of your mind. A few lines or chapters will insta 4.2kReads—Score477Shelves
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A Spring Breeze Brings Beauty 春风渡佳人
Spring Breeze Carries a Beauty Across
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- 230 The Funny Taoist Priest 搞笑道长 Two Taoist masters and disciples with a knack for being ridiculous live in seclusion in the mountains. Every day, their temple is the scene of one farce after another. Now the two are about to descend the mountain. What bizarre adventures await them...? 1.3kReads—Score102Shelves
- 231 Since Ancient Times, Forbidden Affairs Have Ended in Death: A Fateful Bond 自古奸情出人命之孽缘锁 A Fateful Bond: Where Forbidden Affairs Have Always Led to Bloodshed 8.7kReads—Score137Shelves
- 232 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 173.7kReads9.1Score24.1kShelves
- 233 Classic of Mountains and Seas: A Bestiary of Strange Beasts 山海经.异兽录 The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Record of Strange Beasts 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
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I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我，圈钱主播！但大哥是真刷啊！
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
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- 235 Those Years I Spent in Dongguan 我在东莞那些年 My Years in Dongguan 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
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A Forty-Year-Old Woman Falls for Me and Makes the Factory Director Call Me Dad! 四十阿姨恋上我，让厂长喊叫爹！
Original Title: A Forty-Year-Old Aunt Falls for Me, and Makes the Factory Director Call Me Dad! After graduating from college, Chen Yu went out to gain work experience and found a job as a management trainee at a small factory. He finally made it through the hard years and was preparing for a promotion into management, only to unexpectedly end up living off a woman. Though, on second thought, that made sense. After all, Chen Yu had seen a doctor who told him he could only live off a woman. At th
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- 237 Ancient Legends 上古传说 Ancient Legends 418Reads—Score—Shelves
- 238 I Have a Wuling RV for Transporting Supplies in the Apocalypse 我在末日有一辆五菱房车运送物资 After graduating from college, Chen Shu couldn't find a suitable job, so he started delivering food. He began making deliveries in a Wuling Hongguang, and one day, without realizing it, he found himself in a parallel apocalyptic world. Chen Shu was just about to go to the bathroom when a woman began frantically pounding on his window. When he rolled it down, the woman, dressed head to toe in designer labels, climbed straight into the car and urged him to drive. In his panic, Chen Shu floored i 2.5kReads—Score120Shelves
- 239 Bone Maiden of the Great Wilderness: I, a Mortal, Subdue Gods and Demons 大荒骨女：我以凡躯镇神魔 Daughter of the Great Wilderness: I Hold the Gods and Demons at Bay with a Mortal Body 258Reads—Score—Shelves
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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The Demon-Cultivation Tale of Cat Lao Liu 猫老六修妖传
[Demon Cultivation | Immortal Cultivation | Comedy | Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger | Ruthless and Decisive] Mao Laoliu was a wild, unrestrained fellow who accidentally came into possession of the Heavenly Toad, a supreme treasure from the Immortal Realm. The toad carried his soul across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he was reborn in the body of a black cat. And so Mao Laoliu began his life as a demon cultivator…
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- 242 Classic of Mountains and Seas: With a Mortal Heart, I Subdue Ten Thousand Demons 山海经：我以凡心镇万妖 The Classic of Mountains and Seas: I Hold Back Ten Thousand Demons with a Mortal Heart 80Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn in 1973: I Take My Mother-in-Law Hunting in the Mountains 重生73年，带丈母娘赶山打猎
[No System, No Pocket Dimension, Everyday Life, Relaxed, Getting Rich] [No gun bans, no hunting bans. I am the undisputed king at the top of the food chain in the Hundred Thousand Mountains.] In his previous life: His younger sister was abused by her husband and driven to jump into a well and die. Their mother went mad and died of depression. He himself had a lovely wife, but he let her down. Reborn at eighteen this time, he will give his family a better life.
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- 244 I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Cultivate Immortality 不择手段去修仙 Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Mortal Cultivation + No Harem + Xuanhuan + No System Belief: If you've got thick skin, you get the meat. Motto: If a problem can be solved by sweet-talking, never resort to force. Principle: If nobody messes with me, I'll mess with them anyway. Specialty: Play the pig to eat the tiger. I'm number one at showing off. A street punk from the 21st century accidentally obtains a rare treasure and transmigrates to a world overrun by immortals, demonic cultivators, and practi 11.1kReads8.8Score914Shelves
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The Silly Young Cultivator 修仙傻小子
A powerless man from the mountains, trapped in despair but refusing to give up. The mountains and seas will find their way back; wind and rain will bring us together again. Even the hardest knots in our hearts will eventually be undone, and everything will turn out all right. Everything within sight is the past; everything in the heart is a memory. All that the eyes can see is regret. Look back: the light boat has already passed ten thousand mountains. Look ahead: the road is long, but it shines
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- 246 The Tiger Carries His Beloved Home! 虎驮良人归！ A Tiger Carries the Good Man Home! 66Reads—Score—Shelves
- 247 Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙，我有一颗吞天珠 By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm! 8.8kReads8.7Score597Shelves
- 248 Reborn in the Passionate Years 重生激情岁月 [Reborn, one female lead, not fanfiction, Four-Nine City, with a pocket dimension, no angst, everyday hard work, happy to take it easy after waking up, don't read if you want mindless wish fulfillment] I return to Four-Nine City in 1958 and start working toward my goals by figuring out how to get an urban household registration. My dream is to wake up whenever I want and count money until my fingers cramp, stockpile gold, collect paintings and calligraphy, grow medicinal herbs, and buy a courtya 12kReads7.4Score694Shelves
- 249 The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 青乌秘录之风水师 The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 84Reads—Score—Shelves
- 250 A Beauty Hidden Away, Getting Rich in 1977! 空间藏娇，1977暴富日常！ This novel has been adapted into a live-action short drama: Reborn in the Seventies: Protecting My Beloved Wife. Animated comic: Life in the Seventies: Raising a Family in My Pocket Dimension and Spoiling Her on the Earthen Bed. Live-action short drama: Comeback in the Seventies: I’m Done Being a Sucker. (Coming soon.) (Reborn in 1977 + pocket dimension + hunting + getting rich + devoted wife) Zhang Feng gave everything for his family. Then one day, he woke up to find himself strapped to an oper 29kReads7.8Score2.9kShelves
