A Hilarious Quick Transmigration Novel Full of Shameless Banter 骚话连天的搞笑快穿文

1. 51 无 Untitled: Love and Luck Keep Chasing Me 无题之桃花运追着我跑 Ning Jing Zhiyuan2035宁静志远20358k WordsCompleted Untitled: My Lucky Streak Won't Leave Me Alone 248Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 52 哥 Big Brother, Rub My Waist. It’s Sore 哥哥，揉揉，腰累 Ning Jing Zhiyuan2035宁静志远203514k WordsCompleted Big brother, rub my lower back. It’s sore. 94Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 53 我 After Discovering My Wife’s Affair, I Went on a Killing Spree 我发现老婆出轨后杀疯了 Ning Jing Zhiyuan2035宁静志远20356k WordsCompleted After I Caught My Wife Cheating, I Went on a Rampage 9Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 54 狼 The Wolf Takes Over: Baby, You Belong Only to Me 狼性入侵宝宝你只属于我 Bu Chenzi步尘子Modern Romance442k WordsCompleted The live-action comic adaptation is now streaming One-on-one, both leads inexperienced × campus romance × secret crush × sweet and doting × mild coercion Down-on-her-luck heiress and good girl × ill-tempered, rebellious young master The first time they met, he rescued her from the rumors and gossip. Bian Yutong looked up at him, panic still lingering in her eyes. She answered earnestly and softly, “Thank you.” Leaning against the wall, he curled his lips carelessly. His tone was teasing. “How ar 19.7kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves

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   My mouth is dry from writing this [shy][shy]

5. 55 未 My Fiancée Wears Heavy Makeup Every Day. The Ending Is... 未婚妻天天浓妆艳抹，结局是…… Ning Jing Zhiyuan2035宁静志远2035Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Fiancée Wears Heavy Makeup Every Day. The Ending Is… 46Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 56 我 My Husband Took a Picture of Me Alone in the Back Seat with a Male Friend 我和男性朋友在后座独处，被老公拍照 Ning Jing Zhiyuan2035宁静志远20358k WordsCompleted My Husband Took a Photo of Me Alone in the Back Seat with a Male Friend 986Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 57 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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   Hilarious and silly! (￣▽￣~)

8. 58 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
9. 59 带 Touring Ancient Times with an Arsenal 带着军火逛古代 Just Passing Through经过而已Historical1.0M WordsCompleted (Alternate history + multiple heroines + pocket dimension + modern weapons + conquest + unlimited supplies) In a chaotic age of famine, the harvest fails and people resort to eating their own children. I can travel between two worlds and have unlimited supplies and weapons. Watch me save the world and build a paradise where people can live in peace and prosperity. 12.9kReads7.9Score1.4kShelves

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   One wave after another, we can't hold on any longer.

10. 60 带 I Took a Super Mall on a Tour of Ancient Times 带着超级商场逛古代 Just Passing Through经过而已Historical3.4M WordsCompleted [Print edition published] [Complete] [Alternate History + Transmigration + Pocket Dimension + Modern Weapons + Power Fantasy + Farming + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Life] No money? I can pull out anything from my pocket dimension and live off it for the rest of my life. You’re a grandmaster? Let’s see how many bullets you can withstand. Want to get stronger? I just need a sip of water from my pocket dimension. I punish thugs, kill villains, fleece the Japanese, and take on the West. Food deliver 33.4kReads8.9Score2.9kShelves
11. 61 极 The Irresistible Playboy 极品桃花男 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban611k WordsCompleted [Urban feel-good story] [Slice of life] [Set in the 2020s] [Realistic everyday life] [Multiple female leads] [Dongguan Prince Hotel] [Transmigration to the apocalypse] [Genetically enhanced super soldiers] 419Reads8.5Score105Shelves

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    A very enjoyable urban fantasy novel. Multiple female protagonists, a divine throne.

12. 62 重 Lao Wang from Chongqing 重庆老王 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban1.6M WordsOngoing My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.5kReads8.3Score116Shelves
13. 63 梦 I Kissed the Campus Beauty in My Dreams, and When I Woke Up, She Really Fell for Me 梦里抱着校花亲，醒了她真爱上我 Your Dentures Just Flew Out你假牙飞出来了Urban132k WordsOngoing [The Ultimate Tent-Pitching Trick] [Lots and Lots of Heroines] [All Kinds of Types] Whatever you want, it's here. This book focuses on the details, but doesn't get too detailed. You know what I mean. So I hope you'll pay close attention as you read. The more carefully you read, the better the experience. You can use your imagination to fill in the gaps. Feel free to add the book to your shelf, interact, leave comments, and tip. You can also tell me what kinds of characters you'd like to see late 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend these two books. The author's writing is delicate, the descriptions are detailed, vivid, and evocative. The second book, in particular, is absolutely amazing; it's incredibly immersive, and the female protagonist is beautifully portrayed. I've even fallen in love with one of the female leads!

14. 64 沪 Shanghai Auntie’s AI Male Model 沪上阿姨AI男模 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban857k WordsCompleted The protagonist, Wang Chen, struggles to survive in an apocalyptic world during the Great Depression, then unexpectedly transmigrates to an alternate-world Shanghai in the 1990s. And so Wang Chen’s happy life begins! 4.1kReads7.1Score270Shelves
15. 65 我 [Dream-Stealing Space] My Dreams Can Charm Girls 【偷梦空间】我的梦境能撩妹 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban678k WordsCompleted A feel-good urban story about the entertainment industry, with multiple heroines, celebrities, campus belles, and a touch of the surreal. The male lead obtains a Dream System that lets him enter other people’s dreams and plant whatever scenes and stories he wants. 7.6kReads7.4Score503Shelves
16. 66 十 Ten Days, Eighteen-Year-Old Great-Grandma, I'm Not a Scumbag 十日十八岁太奶我不是渣男 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban767k WordsCompleted [Urban Imagination] [Surreal] [Multiple Female Leads] [Beijing-Circle Heiresses] [Beautiful Women Around the World] [Entertainment Industry Stars] [Web-Novel Heroines] [Most Beautiful Heroines on Screen] 251Reads6.9Score145Shelves
17. 67 风 The Feng Family’s Treasured Mother and Daughter 风家的宝贝母女 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Two Male Leads232k WordsCompleted A novel about love, marriage, and redemption. If I don’t wear the golden headband, how can I save you? If I put on the golden headband, how can I still love you? A love story about the mother and daughter of the Feng family! 1.1kReads6.5Score—Shelves
18. 68 天 Living the High Life as a Young Master 天上人间当少爷 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban543k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.4kReads8.3Score118Shelves
19. 69 我 I Become a Scoundrel in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils 我在天龙当曹贼 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Male-Channel Fanfiction264k WordsCompleted The male lead, Yin Qiancheng, worked himself to death in Shenzhen, then transmigrated into the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils. He obtained a brain-development and dream-insertion System AI. To return to the future, he brought all the female leads of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, those beautiful older sisters, back to modern Shenzhen. 3.5kReads6.9Score140Shelves
20. 70 真 The Live-Action Anime World 真人日漫界 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Sports252k WordsCompleted In the future, global attitudes toward marriage and relationships have become warped, and nobody gets married or has children. As a result, the population has plummeted, leaving only 120 million people worldwide. Eastland has 38 million survivors, its cities lie in decline, and human civilization stands on the brink of extinction. 515Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 71 她 The More They Fawn over Me, the More It Proves I Was Reborn for Nothing 她们越舔我，越是说明我白重生了 Bear-Riding Fisher骑熊钓鱼Urban1.6M WordsCompleted (The blurb doesn't do it justice) Back in 1984, returned to a time full of regrets, Chu Hao silently resolved that this time, he would give everything to make the family reunion a reality… 18.9kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves

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    This is a super hilarious and satisfying novel about an older woman that you'll want to read in one go. The plot is fresh, the content is rich, and the intricate twists and turns are anything but cliché. You'll want to stay up all night reading it; you absolutely won't be able to stop!

22. 72 一 Might Overcomes Every Trick 一力降十会 Undercover Agent No. 22号卧底Urban547k WordsCompleted [No System, No Immortal Cultivation] + [Lighthearted and Funny] + [Wish-Fulfillment Power Fantasy] + [No Simping] Want a goddess? Consider it done. Want a sweet, obedient, adorable girl? Consider it done. Want a heart-stealing beauty? Consider it done. Want a celestial beauty? Consider it done. Want a female CEO or a movie star? Consider it done. Want a woman who’ll bring honor to the country? Consider it done. What? Tired of saving a white-bearded old man and having him as your backer? Slap 32Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 73 长 Immortality: I Became a Heavenly Emperor Through Dual Cultivation 长生，我靠双修成就天帝 Supreme Little Lord太上小君Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted This book is also known as [Die If You Don’t Practice Dual Cultivation]. The protagonist grows stronger over time. His rule is simple: anyone who provokes him dies. His talent is heaven-defying, but he is by no means mindlessly invincible. Each heroine has her own independent, fully developed storyline, and they appear throughout various events. The romance follows a marriage-first, love-later approach: get together first and sort out the paperwork afterward. The protagonist is devoted to many w 550Reads8.9Score103Shelves
24. 74 村 A Carefree Village Doctor 村野逍遥仙医 Every Skewer Smells Great串串都很香Urban3.1M WordsCompleted [Divine Healer’s Legacy + Rural Prosperity + Dad Life] The fool Song Tianci unexpectedly inherits the legacy of a Medicine Immortal. He can not only fight his way through any crowd and heal the sick with a touch, but also make money and care for a baby. “Tianci, from now on, both the baby and I are yours!” 2kReads9.0Score334Shelves
25. 75 流 The Rogue Son-in-Law: The Empress’s Pretty Boy 流氓赘婿，女帝家的小白脸 Handsome Young Man俊俏少年Historical3.4M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to an alternate world and became a lowly live-in son-in-law. He had planned to drink tea, fish, flirt, watch opera, and live a carefree life, but... “Husband, help me!” “Dear son-in-law, help me!” “Young master, help me!” “My dear subject, help your emperor!” Fine, it seemed he wouldn't get to take it easy. The world would have to be protected by him after all. And so Zhou Yuan investigated major cases, cleaned up the bureaucracy, crushed rebellions, opened the seas, and expande 63.1kReads9.3Score7.5kShelves
26. 76 凤 The Dashing Scumbag 凤流渣男 Eighth Pawnshop 0第八号当铺0Urban1.5M WordsOngoing My name is Gao Jin, and I married into my wife's family. My wife's family owns several properties acquired through redevelopment, and the rent they collect each month is more than they can spend. But life is unpredictable. My wife died in childbirth after a difficult labor. After she was gone, my mother-in-law entrusted her properties to me to manage and collect rent on. I thought I would spend the rest of my life as a carefree landlord, but then one trial after another came my way: My mother-in 1.8kReads7.9Score428Shelves
27. 77 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 40.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig in the middle of the night, and my mom told me to get out! [Crying][crying][crying]

28. 78 摆 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5.1kReads9.0Score343Shelves
29. 79 职 The Workplace Tough Guy 职场猛男 Earn a Billion a Day 99日赚一亿99Urban293k WordsOngoing The male lead, He Jumeng, has a superpower: a very special energy inside his body lets him sense what other people are thinking to a certain extent. It also gives him immense strength, fast strikes, and lightning-quick reflexes. Style: Workplace drama, clear and accessible writing, witty and humorous, lighthearted and fun, with plenty of romantic tension. Emotional push and pull with antagonists, compelling conflicts, a twisting plot, setbacks followed by comebacks, and lively, engaging storytel 9.8kReads—Score362Shelves

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    Online novel classics,

30. 80 第 The Number One Hunk 第1猛男 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban563k WordsOngoing Style: urban survival, easy to understand, humorous and witty, lighthearted and fun, with plenty of romantic tension. System: Get rewarded whenever an exciting conflict breaks out. Language: concise and clear. 137Reads6.8Score129Shelves
31. 81 暧 Flirting Makes Me Stronger 暧昧就变强 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban161k WordsOngoing The male lead, He Jumeng, has an incredible superpower: he grows stronger whenever he flirts with beautiful women. Then he suddenly gains the “Business Prodigy” superpower and starts with just 1,000 yuan in savings, gradually building his fortune! Style: A business prodigy superpower, the business world, commercial rivalry, emotional sparring with villains, gripping conflicts, face-slapping, a rise after an initial setback, and one satisfying moment after another. 4kReads—Score237Shelves
32. 82 荒 Wilderness and Deserted Island 荒野荒岛 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban620k WordsOngoing Distinctive and original, exciting and vivid, with sharply drawn, lifelike characters and lively, clear, concise prose. A story of survival and life on a deserted island, with an exciting plot and vivid characters. 13.5kReads6.1Score504Shelves
33. 83 第 The Ultimate Tough Guy 第一猛男 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban387k WordsOngoing Full of twists and turns, gripping and vivid, with distinctive, lifelike characters and lively, concise prose. The nouveau riche Ye Shuang travels everywhere and lives a carefree life. What a dream! 7.9kReads—Score457Shelves
34. 84 都 The City's Number One Tough Guy 都市第一猛男 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Wu Nitian didn't want to be a corporate drone, but he couldn't see any light in his future. Just as anxiety and misery overwhelmed him, he suddenly obtained the High-Mindedness System. It told him that no matter what he faced, as long as he tried to maintain a high-minded state, he would receive System rewards from time to time! 2.4kReads5.7Score211Shelves
35. 85 安 The Beauties in the Safehouse 安全屋美女 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Sci-Fi & Apocalypse153k WordsOngoing Style: Global furnace apocalypse, safe-house survival. Easy to understand, humorous and witty, lighthearted and fun, with constant flirtation. System: Global Furnace Apocalypse Safe-House Survival System. Male lead: Hao Jumeng Language: Clear and concise. 10kReads—Score402Shelves
36. 86 猛 A Stingy Tough Guy with 500 Million, on a Trip with a Beauty 猛男有五亿还抠门，旅行遇美女 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Urban105k WordsOngoing Style: After striking it rich, the macho Cao Jumeng has 500 million yuan but still sticks to his top-notch frugal habit of treating every yuan saved as a yuan earned. He meets beautiful women while traveling. The story is easy to follow, funny, lighthearted, and full of flirtation. There is emotional sparring with villains, gripping conflicts, a rise after an initial setback, and one satisfying moment after another. Problems crop up one after another during his travels, and he finds ways to solv 1.3kReads—Score112Shelves
37. 87 抗 War of Resistance: A God-Tier Sharpshooting Manual from the Start! 抗日：开局赠送神级枪法！ Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Urban594k WordsOngoing As Marshal Ye lay gravely wounded on the battlefield, at death's door, he unexpectedly bound himself to the “Strongest War of Resistance System.” The System grants him divine-level marksmanship from the start, but assigns bizarre missions. [Ding! The Host's powerful indomitable will and potential to resist the Japanese have been detected. Binding requirements met. The “Strongest War of Resistance System” is beginning the binding process... 1%... 50%... 100%! Binding successful!] 9.9kReads—Score493Shelves
38. 88 唐 Nine Beauties of the Tang Dynasty 唐朝九个美女 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Historical171k WordsOngoing Style: Clear and easy to understand, witty and humorous, lighthearted, with plenty of romantic tension. System: Tang Dynasty Get-Rich-Quick System. Male lead: Wang Jumeng Female supporting characters: Nangong Qian, Murong Ying, Li Jiaojiao, and others Language: Concise and straightforward. 17Reads—Score125Shelves
39. 89 明 One Hundred Beauties of the Ming Dynasty 明朝一百个美女 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Historical243k WordsOngoing I woke up to find that I’d transmigrated into the male lead of One Hundred Beauties of the Ming Dynasty, and gotten bound to a rather improper “Humorous Get-Rich System.” As long as I make the villains laugh, silver automatically lands in my account. So I let loose, pushing my luck at the edge of death every day. Then one day, I cornered the peerlessly beautiful villainess Su Meier against a wall. “Miss, have you heard that a smile takes ten years off your age? If you smile a few more times, may 2kReads—Score126Shelves
40. 90 乡 The Countryside Is Beautiful Beyond Measure 乡村无限好 Earn a Billion a Day 99日赚一亿99Urban178k WordsOngoing My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 467Reads—Score109Shelves
41. 91 荒 The Tough Guy of the Deserted Island! 荒岛的猛男！ Earn a Billion a Day 99日赚一亿99Urban143k WordsOngoing The male lead is handsome, incredibly powerful, and has superpowers: there's a special energy inside his body that can create one uncomplicated object each day. It also gives him great strength, incredible speed, and lightning-fast reflexes. Style: deserted-island survival, full of twists and turns, thrilling and suspenseful, easy to understand, humorous and witty, lighthearted and fun, with constant romantic tension. 18.2kReads—Score758Shelves
42. 92 一 I Make 100 Million a Day, So I Do Whatever I Want 一天进账一亿，我放荡不羁 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban103k WordsOngoing A detailed look at urban survival and the complexity of human nature. Emotional sparring, gripping conflicts, a roller-coaster plot, and one satisfying moment after another. System: Earn 100 million a day. Every 10 million can be spent to buy or upgrade a superpower. 3.1kReads—Score215Shelves
43. 93 让 You Want Me to Lick You? Not a Chance 让我舔，我偏不 Little Wealthy Yue Lalala小财月啦啦啦7k WordsCompleted Make me lick it? I’d rather not. 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Haha (≧ω≦)ha(o^з^o)💞

44. 94 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Lay Flat, and the Villain Went Mad with Rage 穿书后我躺平了，反派被我气疯了 Little Wealthy Yue Lalala小财月啦啦啦9k WordsCompleted After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Lay Flat, and the Villain Was Driven Mad by Me 4Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 95 被 After the Emperor Banished Me to the Mortal Realm, I Treated Him Like a Dog 《被帝君贬下凡后，我把他当狗耍了》 Little Wealthy Yue Lalala小财月啦啦啦6k WordsCompleted After the Emperor banished me to the mortal realm, I treated him like a dog 11Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 96 你 You’re a Male Incubus. Does It Really Make Sense for You to Be a Priest? 你一个男魅魔，当神官真的合理吗 Wanting to Sleep Early想要早睡Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Western Fantasy]+ [Cleric]+ [Scheming]+ [No System] After transmigrating into a succubus of the demon race, Green discovered that, according to the timeline, the demons were destined to be wiped out. No way. He, Green, couldn't allow that to happen. But everyone else was left confused. Demon: “Hey, how can you, a demon, use the divine arts of a human cleric?” Human Saintess: “Wait a minute, is that how divine arts work? Are those divine incantations from a bratty little girl?” Human Saintess: “ 6.8kReads8.8Score769Shelves

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    These two, while not quick transmigration novels, are full of witty banter, so don't be fooled by the lack of names!! They're clearly primarily comedic, yet they're categorized under suspense and supernatural! You'll be hooked within ten chapters! The plot and dialogue are simply brilliant, brimming with memorable lines!

47. 97 穿 Transmigrated and Reborn: They Say I'm Kind of Strong 穿越重生：她们说我有点强 Liu Sheng Jingyun柳生静云Urban173k WordsOngoing [Superpowers] + [Transmigrate and Be Reborn] + [Tycoon] + [Playboy's Training Manual] + [Funny] + [Green Tea Conquest] + [Multiple Heroines] Xu Xiaoming was reborn into his college years. By chance, he was chosen as a master by the alien Mi Huizi and gained Superpowers! This changed Xu Xiaoming, who had once been dull and honest! He decided that in this life, he would rise from a nobody to a filthy-rich big shot, someone others could only look up to! He would make the class beauty who used t 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's exciting, daring, and worth watching.

48. 98 漂 My Beautiful, Gentle, and Kind Sister-in-Law 漂亮温柔善良的小姨子 Dew Presses Down the Starry River清露压星河Completed My Beautiful, Gentle, and Kind Sister-in-Law —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 99 异 Superpowers: From College to a Wildly Successful Life 异能：从大学品咦开始妖孽人生 Liu Sheng Jingyun柳生静云Urban80k WordsOngoing Modern City + University Campus + Superpowers + A Must-Read for College Students + Multiple Heroines + Feel-Good I'm the handsome Gu Xizhao, and I'm staying at the home of one of my mother's friends. The gorgeous Aunt Mei still treats me like a kid! So... I was originally just an art student, but they insisted I was a male model! Then, unexpectedly, I gained my own loli maid, Meina! And she can empower me with superpowers! With my unique charm and the boost from my abilities, I captivated the cl 35Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 100 借 Staying at Mom’s Best Friend’s House: Investigating Mom’s Best Friend 借宿妈妈闺蜜家——调查妈妈闺蜜 Liu Sheng Jingyun柳生静云Completed Staying at Mom’s Best Friend’s House: Investigating Mom’s Best Friend —Reads—Score—Shelves

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