Looking for Ridiculously Funny, Midnight-Meltdown, No-Romance Novels, Thanks, Everyone 想要巨沙雕，半夜发癫，无CP的小说，多谢各位友友

1. 1 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 165kReads9.5Score21kShelves

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   Come quick for some midnight madness! These non-CP, hilarious, nonsensical novels will have you laughing so hard you'll be pounding your bed! 🤣 "Invincible Once You Leave the Village, How Will You Handle This?" Is a suspenseful and imaginative story with a hilarious twist, while "Promised to be the Number One Sword Cultivator, Why is He Just a Jerk?" Is even more outrageously funny. These two books have been my go-to source of laughter all night long—you'll regret it if you don't read them!

2. 2 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves
3. 3 别 Stop Staring, This Female Lead Really Is Sick 别看了，这个女主真的有病 No Skipping Today今天不咕Modern Romance236k WordsCompleted Silly quick transmigration / female lead with no CP / no logic / pure unhinged fiction / protagonist is genuinely mentally ill Also known as The Art of Being Mentally Ill, This Story Is Deep, You Can't Handle It, and Equal-Opportunity Brain Damage for Every Reader Blurb: Ever since she became mentally ill, Tu Qiqi felt like her whole self had become much more spirited. Compared to normal people, who have endless worries every day, Tu Qiqi had much more freedom. Today she could be a mushroom, tom 149Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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   This book is definitely worth more than 7.2 Points!

4. 4 爽 So Satisfying! The Real Heiress Hates Everyone Equally 爽爆！真千金她平等的痛恨所有人 Liu Qingci柳清辞Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Going Off the Rails + Entertainment Industry + Feel-Good Revenge + Epic Face-Slapping + No Forgiveness + The Whole Family Gets What They Deserve] Going off the rails is the most powerful weapon for fighting back against the world. During an outdoor livestreaming variety show, the guests lost contact with the production crew. The sweet, gentle girl who was kind in public led the others in isolating and bullying Chu Yiyi, the scandal-ridden star everyone loved to hate. In response to the bullying 28.5kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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   The first book is an incredibly satisfying face-slapping novel; the female lead's crazy, crawling, and twisting antics are totally my cup of tea! She attacks indiscriminately, and if she encounters someone unfriendly, she'll just give them a loving rub (in short, a massive face-slapping), making the villains disappear quickly and satisfyingly; the second book is a hilarious livestream gossip session, hilariously absurd.

5. 5 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.4kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
6. 6 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves

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   Highly recommend!!! 🔥🔥 This is an incredibly wacky and hilarious story. I'd cry if I didn't read it, okay? Both the male and female leads are incredibly forward-thinking and have very interesting personalities. If you like comedy, give it a try!

7. 7 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves
8. 8 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves
9. 9 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves
10. 10 我 I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情，男女主麻了 Fish Spitting OO鱼吐OOModern Romance408k WordsCompleted [System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze 1.3kReads8.9Score158Shelves

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    🍃🍃Perfectly qualifies as silly + funny ① Jiang Nuan looked at the love-struck Rong Jia, changing "walk" to "crawl." Xu Yan smiled contemptuously, about to lift his foot, when his body involuntarily collapsed to the ground. Under everyone's shocked gazes, Xu Yan crawled towards Rong Jia little by little. Rong Jia's pupils dilated, and she took a slight step back. Um, she didn't seem to like Xu Yan that much anymore. ② "Can you consider being my boyfriend?" "I can consider it." "Then you'll be my..." Fang Qimai interrupted, "My second dad!"

11. 11 我 I Save the World-Destroying Villain by Acting Crazy 我靠发癫拯救灭世反派 Vibrant Little Peach动感小蜜桃Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration / unhinged antics / meme references / shamelessness / absurd comedy / sweet and satisfying / no fixed CP Ning Jin spent six years as a total flop, letting loose and acting however she pleased. But thanks to everyone’s increasingly warped mental state, her unhinged creations somehow became huge hits. Those crazy books even awakened their own world consciousness and forcibly bound themselves to Ning Jin, that old troll, to fight the incredibly powerful villains she had written 1.3kReads9.2Score191Shelves
12. 12 怼 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.2kReads8.8Score381Shelves
13. 13 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
14. 14 逆 The Rebellious Daughter, Xu Yao 逆女许瑶 Shiyou Po礻由婆Ancient Romance104k WordsCompleted Transmigration, hunting, strong female lead, leveling up, ruthless and decisive. If you’re interested in this book, you can keep reading Against the Current: Xu Yao in the Cultivation World. The man set down his catch and sat across from Xu Yao as if they were old friends. “When did you learn to hunt? People in the village say you got over your idiocy and then went crazy. Is that true?” Xu Yao gritted her teeth. “Yes, I’m crazy. When I get really crazy, I eat people.” The man grinned. “Heh, I do 821Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Authentic no-romance, time-travel, cultivation, comedy, decisive and ruthless, not a saint. Independent cultivator, strong female lead, leveling-up story, foodie, adventure, treasure hunting. No raising children, no pampered group.

15. 15 逆 The Rebellious Xu Yao in the Cultivation World 逆女许瑶之修仙界 Shiyou Po礻由婆Fantastical Romance444k WordsOngoing Cultivation | No Romance | Transmigrated, Powerful Female Lead | Decisive and Ruthless Ensemble Cast. This is the official sequel to The Rebellious Girl Xu Yao. It’s recommended that you read the original first. Xu Yao and her companions travel through more than a dozen realms, great and small. Starting from nothing, they save up spirit stones, temper their life-bound treasures, master the Sacred Demon Body Art, seize secret realms and formations, unite the Central Island, and are named the Dem 206Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 16 穿 Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 穿成修仙界的小老鼠 Shiyou Po礻由婆25k WordsCompleted Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 419Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 17 合 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 合欢宗的废材是剑修 Shiyou Po礻由婆22k WordsCompleted The Useless Member of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 196Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.4kReads9.1Score568Shelves

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    First of all, all of them are female-oriented, non-CP, silly and funny. ① Is an entertainment variety show with a touch of patriotism. ② And ③ are quick transmigration stories. ④ Is about a kid who aspires to be named Fu Aotian. ⑤ Is about a female protagonist who transmigrates to ancient times and has her gossip system's voice and inner thoughts heard—"What! Young Master Liu and Xiao Si actually ****" (a euphemism for sexual intercourse). ⑥ And ⑦ are cultivation novels.

19. 19 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Back to Slaying with a Blade on Her Shoulder 快穿：宿主她又肩抗大刀杀来了 A Basket of Snow Pears一兜雪梨Modern Romance4.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Absurd Comedy] Jin Lian has always lived by one motto: I'm a blockhead, so what have I got to fear? 1. A Joyful Life in the Kidnapper's Village: When I run into human traffickers, I try to escape. Since you had to drag me back when I was minding my own business, don't blame me for being ruthless. 2. The Princess Who's Hopelessly in Love: A beautiful, noble princess arrives to marry me, but her ungrateful consort wants another concubine? I'll have you cryin 1kReads8.9Score249Shelves
20. 20 快 Quick Transmigration: The Crazy Host Has a Heart of Stone! 快穿：疯批宿主她铁石心肠！ Spicy Lazy Cat麻辣懒喵Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration / No romance / Punishing scumbags / Feel-good revenge / Unhinged heroine with a touch of goofy humor] As a stone as old as the heavens, Xue Yuke once served as a pillow stone beneath Pangu's head, a candidate stone for repairing the sky, and a stepping stone in the Nine Heavens Profound Palace... But one day, as she underwent tribulation to ascend, a lightning punishment blasted her to pieces. Even her soul was reduced to nothing. At the moment her soul was being annihilate 7.4kReads9.2Score767Shelves
21. 21 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.4kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
22. 22 读 Mind Reading and Gossip: The Juiciest Secrets Under Heaven 读心吃瓜：吃遍天下无敌瓜 Bai Bai Yu xy摆摆鱼xyAncient Romance205k WordsCompleted 771Reads6.9Score100Shelves
23. 23 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves
24. 24 满 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister 满门都是正经人，唯师妹过分沙雕 Gongye Suhe公冶肃禾Ancient Romance547k WordsCompleted Xiao Wu was a notorious backstabber in the apocalypse, but she transmigrated into the body of a vicious cannon-fodder female side character with the same name in an old-fashioned harem novel, whose fate was absolutely miserable. To avoid following the original plot, she immediately took a master, moving him to tears until he fished out a little handkerchief and dabbed frantically at his eyes. Later, everyone in the sect realized that aside from being talented and good-looking, Xiao Wu was, at he 10.6kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
25. 25 手 I Got the Villainess Script, and Now I'm Terrifyingly Unhinged 手拿恶女剧本，我现在癫的可怕 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] + [No Romance] In her previous life, Pei Ling passed the civil service exams and worked diligently her way up from the grassroots to a senior provincial position, sweeping out organized crime and cracking down on every kind of illegal activity. She was upright to the core. Then she entered a Quick Transmigration world and was handed the script of a villainess: a born bad seed who did every evil under the sun, so terrifyingly powerful that the protagonists could only scrape 33.3kReads9.0Score3.8kShelves

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    This book is hilarious, with both a great plot and laughs. The latest chapters are especially amazing, highly recommended! [Smirk]

26. 26 四 The Fourth Prince Is Having Another Episode 四殿下又在发癫 Spicy Barbecue香辣烤肉Ancient Romance981k WordsOngoing (Reincarnated from birth + no romance + slice-of-life comedy) In his previous life, Xiao Shi'an was a poor, neglected child. This time around, he was reborn as the fourth prince of the Great Yong dynasty, with a first-rate family background. But he accidentally caught his birth mother secretly drugging someone. In his panic, Xiao Shi'an fell into a lake, and all the pain from both his past and present lives flooded back to him. When his memories awakened, he completely gave up on ever having a 30.9kReads8.6Score2.3kShelves

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    I just started watching it recently, and the male lead is constantly going crazy and killing other people [laughing].

27. 27 兄 The Siblings Say Nothing, Just Keep Humiliating Their Eldest Brother 兄妹俩不语，一味拿大哥颜面扫地 Plastic Bestie塑料闺闺Modern Romance847k WordsCompleted [A goofy, over-the-top daily-life story about a brother and sister. No romance for the protagonist. Maximum absurdity.] When Xie Tangning woke up, she discovered she was living in an old-fashioned novel. The Xie family was the original male lead’s biggest stepping stone, and each of them was destined to die in their own way. Her second brother, Xie Changyu, would be sold by the male lead to a region in Myanmar, where his kidneys would be harvested. After going bankrupt, her eldest brother, Lu Hu 66.5kReads8.9Score8.6kShelves

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    This one is pretty good (*ෆ´ ˘ `ෆ*)♡

28. 28 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 1.7kReads9.4Score163Shelves

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    No romance, super funny, hahaha, I stayed up all night reading this novel.

29. 29 快 Quick Transmigration: Everyone Back Off, Let the Hot-Tempered Host Charge First! 快穿：都后退，让暴躁宿主先冲！ A Basket of Snow Pears一兜雪梨Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted [No Romance + Brain-Off Feel-Good Story + Comedy] Saintly busybodies and people with bizarre logic, stay away! Jinlian: Instead of wearing yourself out mentally, why not drive someone else crazy first? 1. The Perfectly Dutiful Daughter If my being too filial makes you take advantage of me, then watch out. Even a pushover can snap. 2. Selling a Brat to Your House Dare to buy me, and I’ll make your scalp crawl whenever you see me in your next life. That is, if you even get a next life. 3. A Parent 512Reads8.7Score120Shelves

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    Hilarious, extremely foul-mouthed, and an extreme enjoyment of equality for all.

30. 30 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves

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    No romantic pairing! No romantic pairing! No romantic pairing! Super hilarious! Super hilarious! Super hilarious! I'm saying it three times because it's important. [You'll understand]

31. 31 穿 Transmigrated as the Villain’s Younger Brother, I Became Everyone’s Darling by Being Ridiculous 穿成反派他弟，靠沙雕苟成团宠 It's San San, Duck是散散鸭Modern Romance899k WordsOngoing [No romance + ensemble cast + campus life + wealthy families + transmigrate into a book + a little bit of group doting + System + goofy everyday antics] [Original title: Transmigrating as the Villain’s Little Brother, I Became Everyone’s Favorite by Being a Goofball] Fang Zhou transmigrates into an old-school romance novel as the cannon-fodder younger brother of the big bad. His only purpose is to help the male and female leads’ younger siblings get together. He wants to help his cheap brother t 11.2kReads9.1Score707Shelves

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    No-CP ensemble cast, campus trio of musketeers, the most beloved

32. 32 快 After Quick Transmigration, I Can't Stop Spoiling the Plot 快穿后，我疯狂剧透 Nine Drunken Years九醉光阴Mystery414k WordsCompleted [Beloved by everyone + no romance + quick transmigration + pocket dimension + goofy and fun.] The world froze over, and Gu Qile traveled through small worlds, meeting all kinds of people and gathering a wealth of resources. 1. The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Lao Wu, how about the complete novel series? 2. Uncle Jiu's zombie movies: The Maoshan Sect watches movies together. 3. Pride and Prejudice: Searching for Harry Potter with the Darcy siblings. 4. Mysterious Lotus Casebook: Three generations o 1kReads8.2Score102Shelves

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    No romantic pairing, a hilarious female lead, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

33. 33 诡 Eerie Tales Amusement Park: Half Rebellious, Half a Trouble-Maker 诡异怪谈乐园：我半身反骨半身皮 Hard Candy Blossom硬糖花红Mystery403k WordsCompleted [No female lead + lighthearted comedy + fast-paced + livestream + entities + rule-based horror] He earned himself an abandoned amusement park that had been shut for years and bound the [Having Fun by Messing Around System]. Just then, global awakenings began, and the entity horror game descended. Chen Pi awakened the [Undying Body] and began traveling to places where entity horror games appeared… “Whoa! That thing looks kind of scary! I’m taking it home!” “Ooh! This one’s so cute, and it feels g 315Reads8.5Score—Shelves
34. 34 穿 The Book's Most Hated Character Goes Wild and Takes Everyone Down 穿书万人嫌，发疯创死所有人 Get Rich on the Spot原地暴富Modern Romance457k WordsCompleted [Unhinged + Comedy + No CP + Transmigrate Into a Book + Silly + Variety Show Livestream + Meme References] Jiang Wu hates teachers when she's at school, bosses when she's at work, netizens when she's online, coworkers in everyday life, relatives over the New Year, and the world in general. One day, this pure-hate warrior transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character who is unloved by her parents, despised by everyone, and ultimately killed by the lunatic second 8.7kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
35. 35 好 This Dating Show Is So Unhinged, It Warms the Dead Right Up 好癫的恋综，看得人尸体暖暖的 A Lightly Made-Up Girl一只轻颜Modern Romance137k WordsCompleted [Dating-show mayhem + putting trash men in their place + no overthinking + hilarious] Wen Yu transmigrated into the heroine of an angsty romance novel. When she realized she was destined to be tortured to death, she immediately went berserk, strung up the blind and clueless male lead and beat him, then turned around and hiked up the skirt of his first love. That blind idiot threatened to break up with her? She replied: [Who else is going to treat you like a child if I leave? I'll send you a link 3.1kReads8.9Score587Shelves
36. 36 癫 Madness! Pure Madness! A Pun-Based Plot Rewrite That’ll Drive You Crazy 癫！都癫！谐音梗改剧情改到你癫 Pockets Full of Money钱兜装满Modern Romance271k WordsCompleted [Wacky wealthy-family antics + variety-show gossip + mind-reading + showbiz + no romance] The 81st book Le Taotao had transmigrated into was supposed to be a peaceful, uneventful sweet romance with a very easy mission, practically a retirement plan. But of course, something went wrong! The bad news: The male lead from a previous book she had transmigrated into came looking for revenge, throwing the simple plot into chaos! Her whole family was wiped out by the vicious heroine: her parents die 687Reads8.7Score107Shelves
37. 37 一 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 Wei Zhi为枝Modern Romance233k WordsCompleted No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 1kReads8.5Score145Shelves
38. 38 左 System in One Hand, My Bro in the Other: The Short-Lived Villainess Charges Ahead 左手系统右手哥短命女配冲冲冲 Xu Yiran徐意苒Modern Romance446k WordsCompleted [No Romance] [Unhinged Meme Chaos] [Ridiculous Comedy] Qiao Wu can roast people with the best of them and also knows how to paint. She's a born jinx. While painting illustrations for a struggling novelist, she was asked to revise them over a dozen times. Furious, the unlucky artist flung down her brush and stormed off. And then she really did “go.” The protagonist dies. The end. Qiao Wu: You’ve got to be kidding me! That was way too abrupt! Exactly. So she transmigrated, bringing her unlucky con 717Reads8.7Score109Shelves
39. 39 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.3kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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    Check out these two books, no romance, guaranteed to be good.

40. 40 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 61.3kReads9.5Score90kShelves
41. 41 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.3kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves
42. 42 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 33.1kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
43. 43 快 Quick Transmigration: The Male Lead Is Really Good at Winning Himself Over! 快穿：男主他真的很会自我攻略！ Mu Yunle慕云乐Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Original title: Quick Transmigration: You Call This a Cannon-Fodder “Female” Lead?!] [Two male leads + relatively slow transmigration + main character is the recipient of affection + one-on-one romance + happy ending + strong leads + System + transmigrates in his own body + both are romantically inexperienced] Xiao Ling figures that even if he can’t be called a great philanthropist who helps everyone, he’s at least a kind young man who likes lending a hand. He never expected that after kindly s 10.2kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
44. 44 穿 After Transmigrating Into a Melodramatic Novel, I Sent Every CEO to Work at a Sewing Machine 穿进狗血文后：霸总全去踩缝纫机 As Precious as Pearls and Gems如珠似宝Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted [Gossip + System + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged CEO + No CP + Nonsense] After Jiang Wanqiu transmigrates into a book with a gossip System, she discovers she’s the heroine of an angsty novel. The male lead has her kidney and uterus removed, and somehow they still end up happily together? Jiang Wanqiu flips the table and refuses to play along. The CEO wants to take my kidney? I’ll send him off to prison to work a sewing machine! But why is this world full of over-the-top melodrama? My best friend is r 401Reads8.6Score102Shelves
45. 45 大 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后，全员觉醒了 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 42.6kReads9.4Score6.5kShelves

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    This is so good! The only downside is that it's still being serialized. [Crying]

46. 46 全 The Whole Class Transmigrates Into a Book: They Cultivate Immortality, We Go Crazy 全班穿书：他们修仙，我们发癫 Not Yao不是夭Ancient Romance395k WordsCompleted [Group transmigration + transmigrate into a book + System + big shots + hilarious + chat group] The rating just came in, and sixes all around! A special class full of people who are a little unhinged has transmigrated into a book together! Luckily, their brainwave chat group is still up and running. But Bai Li never imagined her rotten luck would come along for the ride. Well, that just sucks! They have to complete their missions without breaking character. The whole class has this to say: Gentl 812Reads8.7Score207Shelves

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    This book is really good, the female lead has really bad luck, and their chat group is also really weird ദ്ദി˶>𖥦<)✧

47. 47 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 131.6kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves

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    Are you sure you don't want to check out our Qianbao ①? She's super, super funny, and there's no romantic pairing between us, we're still babies!

48. 48 我 I've Become the Villains' Master, How Could I Be a Good Person? 我都成反派们师父了，能是好人？ Shang Buyu商不予卿Ancient Romance1.9M WordsOngoing The animated series is now available. Search for “I Became the Villains' Master, So How Could I Be a Good Person?” [No Romance + Strong Female Lead + Ensemble Cast of Villains with a Few Screws Loose] “This master will shelter you from wind and rain, but don't ask where the wind and rain came from.” The villain, badly wounded after being defeated by the protagonists, cries out, “Stop standing around and save me!” “Maybe you shouldn't have slacked off in your training. You can't even beat a bunch 38.6kReads8.9Score6.8kShelves

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    The female protagonist is a villain with no romantic partner. She takes in six wicked disciples who commit murder and arson in the cultivation world without any attempt at redemption. "We are utterly wicked, we are a match made in heaven." Even villains have friends, let alone a sect. To nourish her disciples' spiritual roots, the female protagonist schemes to use other cultivators as nourishment. The second disciple eats people, the third disciple uses the essence of cultivators to nourish his sword, the fourth disciple uses the Myriad Soul Banner to extract souls, the fifth disciple drives people mad before killing them, and the sixth disciple kills people while carrying a zither, using their blood to nourish magical artifacts...

49. 49 我 I Use the System to Rewrite the Plot. Cousin, Go Lick the Gate! 我用系统改剧情，表妹舔大门去吧 A Breeze Blows Summer Away清风吹夏远Ancient Romance899k WordsOngoing [Content warning: This story has no logic. It’s chaotic, has no romance, and is about quick transmigration. The female lead has no romantic storyline. She’s a member of the Quick Transmigration Bureau who travels through multiple worlds, becoming extremely cautious and utterly ruthless. She’ll do anything to complete her missions. In a word: satisfying!!!] A veteran Quick Transmigration Bureau member is dragged by a malicious System into a collection of brainless worlds. There are no cold, domin 2.1kReads8.0Score171Shelves

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    No romance, plot-rewritten novel, insane literature, hilarious.

50. 50 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + lighthearted comedy + unhinged power fantasy + snark] (The comic adaptation is now available. Thanks for your support!) University student You Yu collapsed in the library with a thud after being crushed by the combined torment of her internship, graduate school entrance exams, and thesis. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu broke down. What kind of born workhorse constitut 25.6kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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    It's a quick transmigration story, no romance, and contains tropes that are ingrained in our DNA. Please support our Squid Sister! 👍

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