Looking for Ridiculously Funny, Midnight-Meltdown, No-Romance Novels, Thanks, Everyone 想要巨沙雕，半夜发癫，无CP的小说，多谢各位友友

1. 201 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The original owner was probably exhausted from days of duty, which is why I ended up taking on this mess. "Understood. Continue normal navigation, maintain vigilance, and do not provoke any ships without my orders." I issued my first command with a stern face, the core idea being: hide, slack off, avoid battle! Avoid fighting if possible, stay as far away as possible, drift peacefully at sea, and wait until we get close to Allied-controlled territory before looking for an opportunity to surrender. Klaus and those around him...

2. 202 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 191Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   I only intended to watch casually, but it turned out to be surprisingly entertaining! The big rat character had a lot of screen time, and I liked the female lead's assertive personality. It's worth watching and I'll continue. Highly recommended!

3. 203 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子 Night Mountain Dweller夜山居Ancient Romance476k WordsOngoing Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [Sending a heart][Seeking attention][OK]

4. 204 我 I'm a Frail, True Heiress, So What's Wrong With Knowing a Little Mysticism? 我病弱真千金，会亿点玄学怎么了 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou 198.6kReads9.5Score35.2kShelves
5. 205 玄 A Mystical Master Livestreams Fortune-Telling and Unexpectedly Ascends to Immortality 玄学大佬直播算命，竟意外飞升了 Left Zuo Right Yu左立右羽Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Metaphysics Expert + Guiding Ghosts to the Afterlife + Cultivation and Ascension + No Romance] A metaphysics expert who failed her tribulation transmigrated into the body of a down-and-out heiress. Penniless and ten million yuan in debt, she started livestreaming to make money and pay it off. In the livestream: Fan One: “Master, my dad gave me this villa, but there’s something strange about it. It feels kind of creepy.” Chen Xi: “You’re right. There’s a corpse in your house, inside 3.4kReads9.0Score385Shelves
6. 206 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Survive Until I Become a Cultivation Big Shot 穿书后我苟成了修仙大佬 Green Veggie Little Bunny青菜小 兔Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [No romance + talent cheat, if you don't like it, don't read] After Ruan Lianzui transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly discovered that she had become the notorious great demon everyone wanted dead. To save her own life, she decided to start over, hide her identity as a great demon, and cultivate immortality anew. She would see all the splendor and grandeur of the cultivation world and make a name for herself! Yet along the path of cultivation, she found family and friendship she could neve 1.4kReads8.9Score151Shelves
7. 207 舞 The Dancing Queen Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 舞蹈皇后她爆红娱乐圈 Don't Ask About Lingxi莫问灵犀Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Alternate world + rebirth + System + feel-good story + entertainment industry + focused on building a career + no romance] Song Manyue is the daughter of a top-tier wealthy family, famous around the world and the recipient of prestigious awards. She is the Song family's prized showpiece in Shanghai and a role model for the city's wealthy young women. News about Song Manyue winning a top-tier award floods the country, while a headline about her fiancé spending over a hundred million yuan on a pr 17.2kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves
8. 208 天 The Genius Sword Cultivator Junior Sister Is Obsessed with Alchemy 天才剑修师妹她沉迷炼丹 He Muchengshen何慕城深Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Completed, lighthearted, strong female lead, no romantic pairing] Shi Xuan, an otherworldly Nascent Soul-stage alchemy cultivator, transmigrated into the body of a cultivation cripple with five spiritual roots. Her original supreme single fire spiritual root had been replaced by her unscrupulous master and given to his own daughter. Once she was no longer useful, she was silenced and thrown down the mountain. Shi Xuan said: No matter what one's aptitude is, it cannot stop me from becoming an ex 13.6kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
9. 209 文 The Officials Hear My Thoughts: I’m Just Here for the Gossip 文武百官听我心声：我只管吃瓜 Abalone Stewed with Free-Range Chicken鲍鱼炖土鸡Ancient Romance408k WordsCompleted The animated series "Nono's Gossip Journal: Laughing All the Way in the Capital," Seasons 1 and 2, is now available. [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts] [Silly Humor] [Gossip] [Taking It Easy] [Comedy] Wei Yinuo transmigrates into the ancient past and into the family of a powerful official. Her parents are devoted to each other, and her siblings get along well. She lives a carefree life of luxury, enjoying gossip whenever she has the chance. She plans to stay happy like this forever, but then one d 14.7kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves
10. 210 哥 After Her Brother Was Reborn and Turned Dark, the Adored Little Princess Melted His Heart! 哥哥重生黑化后，被团宠小公主萌翻了！ Baili Sha百里砂Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Everyone's favorite + adorable baby + daily life and family bonds at the heart of it + healing + supporting characters reborn + a real three-and-a-half-year-old] Zhu Zhu is widely considered the luckiest child in all the capital when it comes to being born into a good family. Her father wields immense political power, her mother is richer than the whole realm, her uncle is a brave and skilled warrior, and her many older cousins treasure her like a jewel. Even the emperor treats her like his own 40.6kReads9.5Score8kShelves
11. 211 踹 After Kicking Over the Dragon Throne, the Entire Court Begged Her to Take the Crown 踹翻龙椅后，满朝文武跪求她登基 Fei Xi妃玺Ancient Romance2.5M WordsCompleted (The heroine focuses on her career, with no romantic pairing. She becomes somewhat cold-hearted and ruthless later on.) Born into the world as a princess, Yu Hui thinks that at last, an incredible fortune has fallen into her lap. She has a palace to live in, money to spend, and status to protect her, so she can enjoy a peaceful, happy life. But peace is out of the question. Calamities keep dropping out of the sky, and they’re heavy ones. Happiness? Not really. Someone is always ending up dead, s 8.6kReads8.8Score728Shelves
12. 212 被 Wrongfully Married, I Stabbed My Husband to Death and Became Famous 被错嫁后，我捅死夫君名扬天下了 Bright Blue灿蓝Ancient Romance646k WordsCompleted [No Romance] + [Pocket Dimension] + [Taking Down Scumbags] + [Villainess] After transmigrating, Li Shu became a pitiful woman who had been married off to the wrong man. Her deranged husband had just beaten her to death. Her mother-in-law said, “My son has no flaws except that he hits people. Can’t you just put up with it?!” The man said, “I wanted to marry A Ning, but I’m not good enough for her, so let’s just settle down and live our lives together!” Even her own father kept his head down and i 16.2kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves

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    🍃A no-romance, action-packed novel. The female protagonist, Li Shu, transmigrates into the body of a pitiful girl who was mistakenly married and brutally beaten by her husband. Her in-laws and even her own father don't side with her. But she's not one to passively accept her fate; she'll seek revenge and immediately enters "rebellious" mode. With no romantic pairing, she focuses on building her career, accumulating wealth, stockpiling goods, and scheming, determined to seize all riches and power. Her mental state is "unstable," sometimes delicate and fragile, sometimes transforming into a murderous demon, relentlessly defying everyone and everything.

13. 213 星 On the Interstellar Battlefield, I Fly on a Sword! 星际战场，我！御剑飞行！ Fang Xiangpi方响屁Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Interstellar + Cultivation + Mecha + Military Academy + Ensemble Cast + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + No Romance] The animated series is out, and it's pretty good Ensemble cast! Ensemble cast! An absolutely massive ensemble cast! In the Renwu year of the Immortal Calendar, Shi An, sect master of Xuanqing Sect, the greatest sect in the cultivation world, attempted to overcome the tribulation. He encountered the rarest divine-annihilating lightning tribulation in ten thousand years and perished, 113.5kReads9.1Score23.7kShelves
14. 214 游EN Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵：抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶 The Cat Isn't Bald猫不秃Sports3.1M WordsCompleted [Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w 988.6kReads9.5Score85.7kShelves
15. 215 不 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 The Hydra's Top Male Model九头蛇首席男模Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Give this book a try, it's absolutely a crazy, hilarious, and eccentric masterpiece!

16. 216 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The bizarre transformation from a debt collector to a Heavenly Court boss! Hahahaha!

17. 217 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 7.8kReads7.4Score1.1kShelves

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    There's no way around it. I just love her! What an incredibly adorable little cutie! She's both cute and fierce, fiercely protective of her own, brimming with a sense of justice, and relentlessly slaps down and punishes the scum without hesitation. One book is complete, and another is a sequel. I absolutely adore Xiao Chenyu.

18. 218 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance580k WordsOngoing [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 219 遇 When I Met Shengxia 遇到盛夏 Listening to the Wind at Dusk听风日暮里Urban90k WordsOngoing [PS: This is a fictional school-life story!! Mostly comedy, no romance, with a female supporting character, a close-knit group of bros, and a rivalry between two unlucky opponents. Don’t miss it as you pass by!] First. “Class 8 of Senior Year is no ordinary class: half go work in factories, half go to junior college.” “The Jade Emperor’s power is boundless, help me sweep through the college entrance exam!”... Second. The answer choices in these new-style questions tag and roast one another. A. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This story has only one principle: when you need brothers, they'll go to great lengths for you; when you don't, you'll kick them aside and make a fool of yourself. Welcome to the road of pure, unrequited brotherhood. [Cool]

20. 220 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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    LOL, it's hilarious!

21. 221 满 Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际 Zhuan Qianqian篆乾乾Fantastical Romance379k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A 26Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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    Super hilarious! No romance! Male characters are just supporting characters competing for attention! The female lead is strong and clear-headed! Packed with jokes! Extremely good!

22. 222 重 Reborn: Better Off Not Being Reborn 重生之不如别重生 Tu Lielie荼烈烈Modern Romance228k WordsCompleted Chu Zhanzhu was reborn in the year she started graduate school. Unbelievable. Reborn, and three years of work down the drain. I might as well find a pillar and bash my head against it. Other people are reborn to take revenge and punish scumbags. She was barely alive as she started over by diving straight back into the lab. Her academic-mogul mother: “One first-author paper, and you leave my son.” Chu Zhanzhu scratched her messy hair. “What kind of stingy family is this? One first-author paper, a 10Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    🌿The female lead is eccentric and unconventional, arguing with her professor, helping her junior with tasks for a fee, demanding exorbitant sums from her academically powerful mother, and even treating her boyfriend like a "business." She's a complete "madwoman," watch how she wreaks havoc in the research world!

23. 223 福 At Three and a Half, Fu Bao Is Doted on by Her Eight Uncles 福宝三岁半，她被八个舅舅团宠了 Cute Guy萌汉子Modern Romance3.5M WordsCompleted When her stepmother miscarried after falling down the stairs, little Su Bao was punished by being forced to kneel in the snow for a day and a night, then branded a jinx and driven from home. Just as she was about to die, her eight domineering CEO uncles rushed to her side and gathered little Su Bao in their arms! The eldest uncle's face turned icy. “It's getting cold. I think it's time the Lin family went bankrupt.” The second uncle glared furiously. “Anyone who hurts my little Bao will be hunte 23.1kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves

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    📖Hilarious and silly🇨🇳 Transmigration into a novel: The female lead transmigrates into a book, and standing in front of her is her manager! In this life, she comes from a wealthy family, with all her relatives still alive. She's an only child, and upon hearing that she wants to enter the entertainment industry, her whole family fully supports her. At a young age, she becomes a big star, complaining about the low price offered by her manager and looking down on the male celebrities who have recently appeared in public [facepalm].

24. 224 嘘 Shh, Whatever You Do, Don't Play a Murder Game on a Dating Show 嘘，千万别在恋综里玩杀人游戏 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted Cen Yueyue is a D-list actress who gets incredibly lucky when her agent shoves her onto a dating reality show starring famous actors, where she’s cast as a disposable extra. The director’s script calls for her to make a scene and squeeze every last drop of usefulness out of her supporting role. So on the very first night, the man Cen Yueyue is supposed to fall for gets a short arrow through the head. Night has fallen. Close your eyes. Killer, open your eyes and choose your prey... A mountain vil 7.3kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
25. 225 疯 After the Mad Emperor Redeemed Himself, All Under Heaven Became His Devoted Subjects 疯批帝尊洗白后，天下皆为裙下臣 Chuchu Ziyu初初子语Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Original title: After Constantly Trying to Get Myself Killed, I Became the Emperor Venerated by All Di Yange transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers, where she can only return home by getting herself killed. To make it back as soon as possible, she disguises herself as a man and does everything she can to oppose the protagonist and befriend the villains. In the end, through one careless mistake, she not only saves all the villains but also follows their path, rising ste 30.8kReads9.4Score5.3kShelves
26. 226 偏 The Paranoid Tyrant Throws a Tantrum, but the Empress Is Too Much for Me 偏执暴君无能狂怒，皇后欺朕太甚 See Fortune at First Sight, Meow一见生财瞄Ancient Romance999k WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation, with the same title, is now available on Tomato: “You Made Me a Palace Maid, So Why Did You Make the Tyrant Kneel on a Washboard?”] [Mind-reading + changing the plot + a cast of lovable idiots + laugh-out-loud comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have eyes only for each other] After Ning Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly gained the golden finger ability to change the plot. From then on, she began living the life of a feel-good heroine who could do wha 5.1kReads9.4Score832Shelves
27. 227 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137.3kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves
28. 228 穿 Book Transmigration: Showbiz Keeps Forgetting My Top-Tier Persona 穿书：娱乐圈总忘记我的极品人设 A Little Bitter in the Sugar糖中带点苦Modern Romance332k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + entertainment industry + variety show + livestream + comedy + unhinged antics + background CP] (An experiment in going off the rails. Makes no sense and is riddled with plot holes. Not recommended.) Office drone Li Shi has the misfortune of transmigrating into a book, into the role of a despicable villainess with a truly awful reputation. A diva, a show-off, vicious, selfish, a terrible actress, a rotten person… “Wow!” What a wicked character. She was only two Dragon 3.7kReads9.2Score464Shelves
29. 229 滚 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy416k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 156Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A laugh-out-loud Xianxia masterpiece! Who can understand?! "The Tough Guy's Divination Adventures in the Immortal Realm" truly masters of humor and banter! The chubby Wu Tie is a master of witty banter, the unreliable old Taoist Fu always messes things up, Lei Pipi steals pig's trotters, and Tie Hanhan throws "poop bombs"—the jokes are so dense you might choke! The chase between a ninth-level Qi Refining cultivator and the theft of secret manuals hidden in a basement are incredibly engaging. The story blends the everyday life of the common people with the flavor of Xianxia, ​​and even includes a system of merit points—it's a thrilling and stress-relieving read! You'll regret it if you don't check it out! ☸️🕉️🕉️

30. 230 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 59Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 231 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 123Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I laughed so hard I crowed! This cultivation novel burned out my CPU, who knows what I mean! I've been following "The Cultivation Journey of Urban Charlatan Wu Xiaogou" for three days, and I laughed so hard my neighbors thought I was demolishing my building! The protagonist, Wu Xiaogou, comes with an "unreliable" buff, and on his cultivation journey, he's accompanied by two hilarious pets—a husky named "Poop-Catching King" who steals the neighbor's golden retriever's dog food, always running away before fights, and a master of destruction; and a colorful pear-shaped cat named "Porcelain Empress Dowager" who, despite her arrogant face, always manages to knock over Wu Xiaogou's magical artifacts at crucial moments. The jokes are ridiculously dense: his alchemy furnace explodes and "Poop-Catching King" uses it as fireworks, his sword flight is slapped into the trash can by "Empress Dowager," yet the satisfying moments are also incredibly explosive, with each mishap leading to a major opportunity. If you haven't read it, hurry up and read it! You'll regret missing this hilarious and addictive cultivation novel! [Admiration][Shy][Shy][What][Laugh][Thinking][Thinking][Thinking]

32. 232 重 The Reborn Koi Spirit's Laid-Back Revenge 重生锦鲤精的摆烂复仇记 Midterm Confusion迷茫期中Modern Romance53k WordsOngoing [Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Face-Slapping Comeuppance + Ultimate Love Triangle] In my previous life, I was the hardest-working koi spirit in the Three Realms. I changed a scumbag's fate against all odds, only to have my demon core ripped out. Reborn at an audition, I decided to slack off on the spot: "Good luck? Whoever wants it can have it!" But then... I dozed off while they were choosing the center, and a stage chandelier landed squarely on the mentor who'd been gaslighting me; During a liv —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 233 颠 The Madwoman Fights Anyone Who Crosses Her, Setting Top-Tier Stars' Hearts Straight 颠婆不服就干，专治顶流心乱 Midterm Confusion迷茫期中Modern Romance349k WordsOngoing [Hilarious chaos + sweet romance and mutual flirting + reality-show love-triangle drama] When famous “psycho beauty” Su Mian is shoved onto a dating show, the director's nightmare begins. Other people on dating shows: flirting tips, gentle seduction, and coy push-and-pull. Su Mian on a dating show: sends the director flying two li, smashes bulletproof glass with a fire extinguisher, and takes an A-list actor on a Porsche ride that puts him through the thrills of The Fast and the Furious. Dir 32Reads6.9Score—Shelves
34. 234 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    She's here! She's here with Doubao! No romantic pairing. The female protagonist is transported to a primitive world and her hilarious daily life is about surviving with her mentally challenged Doubao. Her cheat ability is a smartphone that can unlock apps, but these apps are adapted for the primitive world. She'll join a tribe and help the primitive people by unlocking apps. A hilarious slice-of-life story, highly recommended!

35. 235 玄 The Eccentric Daily Life of a Mystic Arts College Girl 玄门女大的奇葩日常 Three Little Chickens三只小鸡Mystery505k WordsCompleted [No CP + Occult + Comedy + Horror] At first: Bai Ling: I'm coming clean! I'm actually a Taoist master! Gu Xue: What's the school clinic's psychology department number again? Which department handles dissociative identity disorder? Wang Mumu: Save the daydreaming. Tell me what you think of this new shroud design. Later: The female ghost's rotting face twists in terror. “Are you a demonic cultivator?” Bai Ling grins, wearing a picture-perfect villain's smile. “You've found me out~ Guess I'l 54Reads7.9Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Laughing hysterically. No romance, no romance, no romance.

36. 236 洪 Honghuang: I’m a Brick, and Merit Automatically Increases by One 洪荒：我，一板砖，功德自动加1 Villain A, Who Loves Novels爱吃小说的反派甲Eastern Fantasy337k WordsOngoing [Everyday life + lighthearted + funny + adorable kids + causing trouble + a little unhinged (the author occasionally goes crazy)] (Early-era Primordial World, modified magical treasures, an adorable kid boldly exploring the Primordial World, and a fresh new experience. The whole world dotes on her as she raises a child~) After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Lu Baoya becomes a primordial stubborn stone! From the start, a broken System smacks her in the face, leaving her with only [Spir 4Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    It's a lighthearted, humorous story about mischievous kids, mostly everyday life, and shouldn't be too silly. For example, there might be characters causing trouble and then framing others, leaving their names like "Troublemaker So-and-so" [smirk].

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