Funny Cultivation Stories, No Romance!

1 修 Cultivation into Immortality Depends Entirely on Acting Skills. I Am Really Not a Senior. Scar SectionEastern Fantasy216k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's a good read. I recommend new books.

2 我 I Have Spiritual Roots of Every Element. You’re All Idiots Happy Powder SpriteAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 3kReads8.9Score341Shelves

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The first book about time travel, silly comedy, junior sister, female channel, group favorite, cultivating immortals, no CP. The second book is time travel and rebirth, silly comedy, junior sister, female channel, strong female, slap in the face, group favorite, cultivating immortals, no CP. The third book is about time travel, silly comedy, female videos, slaps in the face, group favorites, cultivating immortals, and no CP. The fourth book is about time travel, rebirth, silly comedy, junior sister, female channel, group favorite, slap in the face, cultivating immortals, no CP.

6 谁 Who Let This Guy Become the Senior Brother? Rain Falls from South of the City to the WestEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted 213.7kReads9.4Score18.7kShelves

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It's very good. I read Shuhuang in one sitting. It's a good book. The male protagonist has no cp.

7 满 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister Gongye SuheAncient Romance547k WordsCompleted 22.3kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves

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Group portrait, no Cp. The first book is from the end of the world. The second book is about soul travel. The senior sister leads the brothers of the sect to go crazy. The third book, the heroine is also very interesting. She leads several sect disciples to go crazy together. The fourth book, the heroine is rational and crazy. Everyone in the sect loves the heroine. The fifth book, the heroine is a little bastard. It is a very novel design. At the beginning, the hero and the villain in the article are fighting for her. In the sixth book, the heroine comes from time travel and has various weapons. The brothers are also reborn and dote on the heroine. It's very interesting.

11 上 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave Holding Hands by the FireAncient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted 194.9kReads9.5Score24kShelves

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They are all very good, the first one: Ye Qiao (Ye Langlang), the second one: Feng Xi, the third one: Qin Shu, the fourth one: Yun Qiqi, the fifth one: Duan Jiaojiao, the first one is good but the updates are a bit slow, the second one is good and updates quickly, the third one is good at the beginning, but not so good since entering the human world (my own feelings), I haven't finished the last two books yet but I think they are quite good after I have read them. Anyway, I highly recommend these books, and I will continue to recommend them when I find something good! !

15 白 Bai Lian's Luck Is Against the Heavens, and Her Junior Sister Is Born Crazy. There Are Fish EverywhereAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 4.2kReads8.6Score581Shelves

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This book is really good [crying] No CP, absolutely no CP [OK]

16 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains Mountain DemonAncient Romance511k WordsCompleted 32.4kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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I like the first two the most. I highly recommend watching the first two. They are really beautiful.

20 就 This Is Hilarious: My Junior Sister Is Poor, but Rich in Character The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need ZhouzhouAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 13.1kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves

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A very funny story about cultivating immortals. The heroine has a bad mouth and a weak hand.

21 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? Knife, Medicine, PenAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 48.2kReads9.4Score8.1kShelves

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After Song Li left the original heroine and became a casual cultivator, he met the other two people. From then on, the threesome trusted each other on the dangerous path of cultivating immortals and broke the conspiracy, but they were both reliable and unreliable. The heroine's later magic weapon, the Jade Seal, is super cool! The heroine has no cps, but there is a pair of cps in the book, Jiang Daochen and Meng Suisui, who have a good fight!

22 脚 I Rule the Cultivation World: If You Don't Like It, I'll Beat You Down! EggshellAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 773Reads7.2Score104Shelves

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It's very beautiful, I hope it doesn't end badly in the future

23 让 I Asked You to Cultivate Immortality, but You Created the World of Immortality It's Raining HeavilyAncient Romance608k WordsCompleted 998Reads8.9Score192Shelves

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They are all articles about cultivating immortals without CP.

24 我 I'm in the Shura Field to Conquer Long Aotian to Save My Life Nine Sheets of PaperAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 1kReads7.3Score168Shelves

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[Super good-looking🥳🥳🥳] [Counterattack through books ➕ Group favorites ➕ Switch to other sects ➕ All senior brothers are problem children ] Chu Xianli traveled through a male channel to cultivate immortality and became the cannon fodder female supporting role of the same name. Not only was his spiritual veins blocked and unable to practice, he was also a love-licker, and his end was extremely miserable - he was mercilessly abandoned by his beloved senior brother who drained away the massive resources left by his father, and he died with hatred. The heroine switches to the Qingfeng Sect at the beginning and uses spirit stones to buy a seat as a direct disciple. Because the Qingfeng Sect, as its name suggests, is so poor that it has Qingfeng on both sleeves. There are also five problematic brothers on it: the first brother is misogynistic, the second brother is passionate, the third brother is warlike, the fourth brother is dark and yandere, and the fifth brother is emotionally intelligent and hurts people when he speaks out. ,,,

25 报 Reporting to Master: Junior Sister Is, Is, Is a Heretic Cultivator Burning Books, Burying MyselfAncient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 13.2kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves

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It's very pretty, very funny, not a bad joke, in short it's very pretty hehe

26 小 Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth Wei XiaoxiAncient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted 358.7kReads9.6Score44.1kShelves

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Theme: Cultivation of immortality, no CP, comedy, group portraits. The first part is amazing, and it has been published as a physical book. I love it so much! Let me talk about the first part in detail: Funny sand sculpture style: the heroine Ye Qiao (nicknamed "Langlang") is full of sexy tricks and whimsical ideas, I like it! Description of group portraits: The description of group portraits in the novel is excellent, and each character has a distinct personality. The heroine is powerful and healing: Although Ye Qiao is funny and silly, she is powerful and always brings peace of mind and strength to her teammates.

27 师 Junior Sister Went Crazy and Became Rich, She Committed Suicide and Became a God on the Way Warm Water Self-WarmingAncient Romance627k WordsCompleted 102Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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(No cp + group portrait + funny cultivator + strong female) 300 million has arrived and is about to sail away. In the blink of an eye, I will travel through time. Is it the destruction of human nature or the loss of morality? The good news is that if you dress up as a vicious female supporting character who does all kinds of evil, you can wear it back when you are killed. She looked at her subordinates with interest and said, "Dear, I think the sword on your waist is good. Can you stab me?" Subordinate os: Did she order me? When you draw your sword, you have to wipe it on your own neck. Lu Zhezhi stopped him. This subordinate had a problem with his understanding. It doesn't matter, the people who want to kill her can be lined up from Antarctica to the North Pole, and he is not missing. The second man was so beautiful that she decided to wear it back and look for him with this face. She pretended to be teasing, and the second male lead became so angry that he tried to slap her with a protective seal. Lu Zhezhi, "..." Is this person a m? In desperation, she slapped the stone and stamped it on the stone. The second male vomited three mouthfuls of blood on the spot, but refused to kill him. Damn it, he was such a muck. The third male was chatting about her boudoir that night, and was moaning before killing him. Lu Zhezhi hit him on the head with a pillow, "The villain dies because he talks too much. If you don't understand, do it quickly." As a result, the third male tried to block the male protagonist's knife. On the first day of the book, the male protagonist died, and he died because he blocked the knife for me. What? Later, Lu Zhezhi joined the cannon fodder sect that was wiped out by the heroine. The four senior brothers all liked the heroine. They were crazy about love and killed each other because of love. Lu Zhezhi originally wanted to watch them destroy themselves indifferently, but was moved by their true feelings. Senior brother, step back, and junior sister will take you to fly.

28 沙 The Goofy Ancestor Returns to Reclaim Her Good-for-Nothing Children My Name Is Huang YougengAncient Romance1.4M WordsOngoing 4.3kReads8.9Score368Shelves

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The first one was super funny. Wen Yin laughed and didn't know what to say. She went through the book and found a book she had read before the end of the world, a book about upgrading to immortality in which the male protagonist was a useless person with five spiritual roots. But it's not until the beginning of the book, but when the plot has gone through two hundred chapters.

29 杠 The Argumentative Cultivator: No One Has a Sharper Tongue Than Me Duck and Vermicelli SoupAncient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing 40.2kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves

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The first one was super funny. Wen Yin laughed and didn't know what to say. She passed through the book and found a book she had read before the end of the world, a book about upgrading to immortality in which the male protagonist was a useless person with five spiritual roots. But it's not until the beginning of the book, but when the plot has gone through two hundred chapters.

34 好 What a Coincidence, You Also Traveled Through Time? Stir-Fried Chestnuts Mixed with Sugared OrangesAncient Romance593k WordsOngoing 145Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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No cp, group travel, four or five time travelers, the funny thing is not the heroine, but everyone around her.

35 废 The Good-For-Nothing Daughter Went Crazy After Being Bound to Long Aotian's System. Steamed Fish OneAncient Romance807k WordsCompleted 87Reads—Score—Shelves

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This, this, look at this non-CP female strong, female mutual help article. The heroine opposed the male Long Aotian Queen Gong Wen, and she rescued all the female supporting characters. The sister group is particularly beautiful! ! ! A gentle medical fairy, a cold killer, a wealthy businesswoman, a soft and cute princess, and the latest contrasting cute and violent mermaid, each female character has her own shining point! To make a fortune, the heroine bound the Long Aotian system to the anti-pua system, and then asked her summoner teammates to summon the Emei monkeys from the Monkey Mountain and the Sea of ​​Monkeys. During the war, the monkeys were killed for thousands of years. If the monkeys refused to obey the discipline, they asked their teammates to train the Monkey King. Then he asked the weapon refining master to get the Warcraft Baba to make a formation plate. Under the leadership of the heroine, the reputation of the entire academy was harmed, hahaha

36 穿 After Time Travel, I Relied on Popularizing the Law to Become Bigger and Stronger LoveAncient Romance223k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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You won't lose money if you invest ~ [Time Travel + System + Cultivation of Immortals + Strong Females + Growth-type Heroines + Group Portraits] Practicing lawyer Lin Jianyue time travels to the world of cultivating immortals, and she also comes with a magical system beast that can deliver magic weapons, elixirs, spiritual stones... By spreading the law. Isn't this a professional counterpart! —— Lin Jianyue: "I don't know how to cultivate immortals‼(•'╻'• ۶)۶, but no one knows the law better than me ^_^. My cultivation is at a bottleneck. I'm short of elixirs, magic weapons, and spiritual stones. If I meet someone who can't do it, don't panic. Let me teach you how to do it and get some cheats. ^_^ — Alchemy Association: "I have cultivated alchemy and have produced a young genius who has not been seen in thousands of years. Will the Weapon Refining Alliance still dare to look down on us in the future?" " - Weapon Refining Alliance: "There is hope for the revival of our Weapon Refining Alliance. With a genius like Ghost Ax Master, he can beat the Talisman Association! —— Talisman Association: "We in the Talisman Association have produced extraordinary geniuses. In the future, we will surely make Talisman a path that everyone aspires to follow!" " ——Lin Jianyue: Sorry, it's all me ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭ Head of Wuji Sect: "Did that shabby Tianyan Sect lead Wancangzhou to surpass us and become the largest economy? "Wuji Sect disciple: "I heard that their sect has formulated a general policy for the integrated development of law and economy..." Lin Jianyue: The system serves economic development. If the legal system is improved, economic development will of course be faster^_^

37 真 The True Heiress Is Frail, but She Can Punch Every Vengeful Ghost to Death Luo ShengshengModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 36.3kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves

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The first five books have no CP, and the heroine is only beautiful. The last one does, but it won't be like those romance books. They are all cute, have mouths, talk about anything, and are also very funny.

43 我 I Don't Want to Be a Fairy Warm Water to DreamEastern Fantasy409k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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The author of ten years came to preach on Tomato

44 别 Don't Panic, My Mother and I Will Ascend to Immortality Together Shi XiaofangAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 1.9kReads8.7Score202Shelves

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See if you can [eat melon]

46 她 After She Disguised Herself as a Man, She Was Favored by the Big Bosses of the Immortal Sect Yun Tian GeAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 430Reads9.1Score101Shelves

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Funny cultivating immortality without CP. There are those who resemble cultivators.

49 炮 The Cannon Fodder Division Is Full of Hidden Bosses Happy Raising Two KidsAncient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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Relaxing to stories in daily life

50 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? Qi Yi ZiAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 121.5kReads9.5Score15.7kShelves

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The heroine Chi Miao can be called the "source of all evil" in the world of immortality. Chi Miao traveled to the world of cultivation for ten years and was bound to a strange system - the "Gou Shi System". He had to "cheat a hundred times" to unlock it. Once unlocked, he could embark on the road to superpower. I originally wanted to change my mind after unlocking it, but ended up on the path of immorality, never to return, and even caused "a sudden change in style" of people around me. During the entrance test for cultivating immortals, others were testing their spiritual roots, but she was busy lying to them. Under her "influence", the saint son of the Sword Sect is no longer cold and cold, the Buddhist disciple of the Buddha Sect has lost his "Buddha's Light", and the young master of the Jin family has also changed his appearance. The talented people who were originally aloof were turned upside down by her.