You Want to Steal My Jade Bones? I’ll Smash That Scumbag’s Head!
挖我玲珑玉骨？我锤爆渣男狗头
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- Completed
- Length
- 570k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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- Xuanhuan: I'm the Tormented Novel's Heroine, and I Specialize in Tormenting the Main Cast玄幻：我，虐文女主，专虐主角团Alternate title on Fanqie
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This is definitely a "cool" novel, and the writing style clearly reflects a male author. Male and female authors do differ in their approach to writing such stories. Some female authors, regardless of how powerful their female protagonists are, prioritize concealing their true abilities.
So good! The female lead is decisive and doesn't drag things out. A really satisfying read! (σ≧∀≦)σ
It's really good! Author, please update soon, and update more often! 😳
I love the female lead! She's so strong, so confident, so domineering! I love this kind of undeniable charisma, so straightforward and unpretentious. If you have the ability, then face it head-on! Why hide anything? Watching the scumbag and the bitch get completely confused while she cleans herself up is amazing! 👍
It's really good! The female lead is beautiful on her own, and the more ruthless she is towards her enemies, the more exciting it becomes. There are very few novels with strong female leads like this, let alone one without a male lead. I love it so much! The female lead's personality is simply amazing!
It's alright. The protagonist has a very strong "golden finger" (advantage), and the female lead is beautiful on her own. Please, no male supporting characters who like her and chase after her. There shouldn't be any ambiguous plots disguised as friendship, nor should there be any scenes where she meets a beautiful woman, becomes nice to her, or develops an irresistible yuri (lesbian) vibe...
I'm here! I have to support the new book!
A fantasy cultivation novel, featuring a strong female lead, transmigration/rebirth, a system, and a satisfying read; no romantic pairing. The plot is fast-paced and engaging! The transmigrated female protagonist is bright and beautiful, possessing a divine body, exceptional talent, skill, and cunning.
This is the third time I've read this author's books. I dropped the first two because of the male leads. Although I'm a guy, I just couldn't get into those male leads; they didn't align with my values. But I always liked the female leads' personalities, so I'm really looking forward to this book without a male lead.
It was very enjoyable, and the female lead wasn't resentful at all; she was strong and very watchable. I have a small question: isn't Mingmei prettier than Mingjiao? They could be cut from the same mold, but upon closer inspection, she's much, much prettier.