Hilarious Novels with No Romance! No Romance! No Romance! 沙雕文 无CP! 无CP! 无CP!

252 我 I'm Just a Kid. What's Wrong with Being a Little Too Strong? 我一小孩子，武力值高亿点怎么了 Sa Na飒那Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 17.3kReads9.5Score3kShelves

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It's wonderful to have sand sculptures + no cp~. Nowadays, authors are following the trend very closely, creating crazy sand sculpture-type literature everywhere. Sometimes I really laugh and get rich after reading articles. In the past, I read novels as literary works, and half of them were written with sore paper. Now I read novels to eat good spiritual food and to witness the wonderful melon brought by species diversity. What bad intentions can there be in using the system to read text? It's all to reduce garbage and make the world peaceful (˵¯͒¯͒˵)

262 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted 12Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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The transformation from a debt collector to a big boss in heaven ~ hahahahahaha

263 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted 20.8kReads9.5Score1.6kShelves

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God will never pity the bed bugs in the dark corners, no matter what hardships they went through to gain the right to stand in the sun and breathe. Whether a bedbug lives tenaciously or dies miserably, it is nothing to the gods. This trivial matter will not attract the gods' attention at all. But if a bed bug tries to dirty the hem of the god's clothes, it will hardly have another possible outcome besides being wiped out in ashes. Bed bugs have to look like bed bugs, curled up in the cold and damp sewers, lingering and gasping for breath, unable to see the light of their lives, but unable to die peacefully...

266 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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My tactics are simple: completely screw up, mess up the mission, drag down the team, let the team lose, and then surrender naturally! The French army's position in front was full of gunfire, bullets were flying randomly, and artillery fire continued to explode. The teammates were all extremely brave, relying on the cover of tanks to rush forward wildly, with overwhelming momentum. I was the only one, huddled in the back, with the muzzle of the gun pointing downwards, emptying the gun the whole time, not firing a single shot, and focusing on one target.

292 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Became a Villain in Every Sense 穿越后我成了名副其实的反派 Lucky S幸运SAncient Romance106k WordsOngoing 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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No cp, a little bit of sand sculpture.

293 我 I Am a Feng Shui Diviner 我是风水女相师 The Cabbage Bun Isn't Cabbage菜包子不菜Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted 2.1kReads8.9Score360Shelves

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"You can delete it if you don't like it, please don't use language attacks, thank you" My name is Zhao Xin, born in 2000. I've recently found that something is wrong with me. I keep hearing someone calling my name out of nowhere, and when I look back, I find there is no one behind me. When I got home, I told my family about it.