
Tomb Raiding: What Do I Do After Stealing Something Off the Clan Leader from the Start?
盗墓:开局偷到族长身上肿么办?
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.4M Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- English
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Other names
- Tomb Raiding: From the Start, I Speedran the Southern Blind Man and Northern Mute!盗墓:开局速通南瞎北哑!Alternate title on Fanqie
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The plot is clear. Zhang You is a 98% rational person who doesn't travel between multiple worlds. After retiring, he returns to his original world. There are many foreshadowing elements, starting from the moment he transmigrates. Zhang You's personality is accurately portrayed; he is rational at heart, but Zhang Qiling and the others see him as someone who doesn't care about anything but is…
So good! I hope Zhang You's partner is Xiao Hua. I think Xiao Hua's character is a cunning beauty, or maybe a super rich one, and I feel like that would create a unique chemistry. So far, Xiao Hua hasn't been ruined yet, so let me keep some imagination! I can't imagine what kind of mess the protagonist Zhang You would make of such a precious beauty like Xiao Hua 🤔🤔🤔🙂🙂🙂
All of them are great. Feel free to ship them in the main story, and we'll create more pairings in the side stories, hehe 😳 This story is so much fun! Everyone's so quiet while reading it ✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎ I'm laughing so hard I'm screaming (´๑•ω•๑`) 😜😎😳
It's super, super good! It's not a babysitting novel, it's right up my alley. The protagonist is a very self-centered person who always puts himself first and everyone else second. He holds a grudge against anyone who dares to scheme against him and will retaliate tenfold. He won't compromise himself. In short, it's very fun!
I absolutely love King Zhang You! He's so funny every day 🥰 And also, I want to see the King become the ultimate offensive commander!!! Anyway, the king has been teasing them for so long, hehe (*^▽^*) They won't need to turn things around, right? Or, if there's no romantic pairing in the main story, just be their good buddies.
Highly recommended! This is incredibly eccentric, and I think I was pretty eccentric too. For some reason, I started imagining Zhang You as someone with "sunshine-type depression." Looks like I'll have to read fewer angst-filled stories in the future; I'm terrified that the next second Zhang You will go from a sunny, cheerful young man to a gloomy, withdrawn kid.
It's pretty good, the only downside is it's not finished yet. The characters are very well-developed. Black King You, I worship you! 👍👍👍 I initially tuned in because of the dual male lead tagline in the synopsis, but Zhang You's character was so well-developed that I became completely captivated by him by the end. He seems a bit silly, but he's actually more insightful than anyone else.
So far, the story is hilarious; my lips never left my face while reading, and I laughed so hard my abs almost bulged out. The protagonist seems unintelligent on the surface, but he's actually incredibly perceptive. His daily interactions with others are also quite dramatic. Please update more often, ideally 12 chapters a day! 😏
To be honest, this is my favorite Tomb Raider fanfiction ever. Let's talk about the protagonist. He really fits my image of a master transmigrator, someone who has experienced many trials and tribulations in multiple worlds and is shrewd and calculating. For example, he kept himself very separate from the original protagonist group of the Tomb Raider Chronicles.
Honestly, the main character's personality is hilarious. It's one of the few novels I've been able to finish reading. The plot is also on the comedic side, which is quite heartwarming. However, I had to hold back my laughter so much my stomach hurt a little. I wish the author good health and all the best.