Hilarious Novels with No Romance! No Romance! No Romance! 沙雕文 无CP! 无CP! 无CP!

1 叮 Ding! Mr. CEO, You Have a Little One to Claim! 叮！总裁您有个奶团请查收！ A Little Wen Sauce一只文酱Modern Romance591k WordsCompleted 4.9kReads9.1Score403Shelves

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These 5 are all very funny. The most important thing is that there is no cp.

6 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 13.1kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves

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These few cp books are really hilarious. Quickly wear cool articles, believe me, once you open it, you won't be able to get out. The heroine's golden words come out endlessly, and it makes you smile at the beginning😄😄😄. It feels like every word makes readers want to read on. The fake daughter of Bai Lianhua in "Cheng Cheng Shuang" is losing her character every day, and she accidentally becomes the group's favorite. Relying on the sand sculpture to hug the real rich heroine's thigh, she turned herself into a cool heroine.

8 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted 36.5kReads9.4Score5.7kShelves

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This one is hilarious! The natural humor is all original. It is not the kind of bad street. The setting is very novel. The heroine is not stupid and sweet, but she is very smart.

9 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted 193kReads9.5Score29.3kShelves

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🌿🌿🌿Both books have no CP. The second one inherits the nonsensical comedy of Liu Ye from the first one. The protagonist has a magical power in his body that can cause great harm to Gui! Over the years, the driver brother and Guiwa tried their best to trick every weirdo they could, until all the weirdos around them were deceived, so they had no choice but to move out. As a result, they drove the weirdos all over the world crazy. Hahahahaha, laughing like crazy.

11 为 To Keep My Clan from Execution, I Have No Choice but to Offer Myself 为了不被诛九族，我只能主动送 Zi Yang紫炀Historical1.5M WordsOngoing 15.9kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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It should have no cp, it is still being updated, there are swords and laughter, the male protagonist has 100 puppet clones, either on the way to death or dying. It's funny every time the emperor is so angry that the male protagonist is so angry and has nothing to do with the male protagonist, because the male protagonist's clone is always seeking death, and the emperor is helpless because the emperor is weak and humble.

12 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted 5.3kReads9.1Score826Shelves

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I don't allow books that don't have drags in the cp-free sand sculptures! ! Yyds in my heart

14 祖 Even Grandma’s Maxed Out, So What If She’s a Little Wacky? 祖奶奶都满级了，沙雕亿点怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted 26.1kReads9.4Score3.4kShelves

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The article about raising cubs is very funny. Notice! ! ! The author is slow to update! ! ! There seems to be a pair of male sub-CPs

15 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 40.8kReads9.4Score6.2kShelves

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Very beautiful, no cp, still a group portrait article

16 穿 Transmigrated Into Aunt Wang, Laughing All the Way: They Hear My Thoughts and Scream 穿成王妈乐哈哈，心声被听叫哇哇 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted 36.7kReads9.4Score6.5kShelves

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Super super super super recommend these two books without cp, super funny, super interesting, highly recommended

18 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted 2.1kReads9.4Score210Shelves

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It has been many years since I finished this article, and the rating is still so high, so I know that the article has high quality and quantity, no CP, no ambiguity, and a funny article~(￣▽￣~) Jin Duobao (the iron-eating beast is now called a panda) travels through various worlds. The key is that you can skip the worlds you don't like to see, and it will not hinder the follow-up. Good looking (o^^o)

19 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 81.3kReads9.3Score12.7kShelves

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Super good-looking, no CP, very ridiculous [Adored][Admired][Admired] Don't worry about the fantasy romance, the author said there is no CP

20 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing 8.9kReads9.3Score623Shelves

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Sand sculpture + no CP, 1. Chu Yunmian is reincarnated in the stars, abstract sand sculpture is funny. 2. Ye Qiao, has a strong ability to get into trouble, often violates the rules of the family, is funny, but is a young man with a heart full of common people. 3. Gu Juan'er, spiritual energy is revived, metaphysics is funny. 4. Liu Yipan, a crow's mouth speaking spirit, a good spirit that does not work but a bad spirit

24 重 Reborn as a Man: Feng Qiansui Rules the Court 重生女扮男装：凤千岁权倾朝野 A Duo Guli阿朵古丽Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 1.4kReads9.2Score166Shelves

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This one is really good-looking, refreshing to look at, and has a vicious tongue, no CP.

25 全 The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了，只有我是穿越的 Li Character Mosquito Coil李字蚊香Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 3.2kReads9.0Score620Shelves

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Go see it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

29 直 Livestreaming the People’s Livelihood: Let’s Welcome the Next Victim! 直播民生：有请下一位受害者！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban928k WordsOngoing 28.8kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves

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I can't bear the pain of chasing serials alone! Everyone came to see reporter Lu Yun [certified by the author, the only protagonist]. People's livelihood programs have gone crazy, and live news broadcasts have become a stage. "Family" welcomes families to watch! I thought I was well-informed and had already calmed down. However, the world is so big, full of excitement and routines. Then take a look.

30 速 Help, I Need a Favor in the Martial World!! 速来，江湖救急！！ Yangbai Potato阳白土豆Martial Arts2.0M WordsCompleted 23.1kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves

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The martial arts group portrait forum has no CP! Super silly, very funny

31 谢 Thank You, Your Majesty, for the Marriage! I’m Off to Collect a Debt 谢陛下赐婚！臣讨债去了 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted 4.3kReads8.3Score577Shelves

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The theme is novel and has no plot. The heroine is dressed as a female general who wants to resign. The emperor refuses to let her go. She uses the excuse that she wants to go back to the countryside to get married. Master Taifu: It is not necessary to go back to the countryside to get married. She said she just wants to go back to the countryside to raise chickens. The civil and military officials in the court shouted: Chickens can also be raised in the capital. Now it's good. The heroine goes from door to door. Anyone's son is suitable for raising chickens, even 5-year-old children. The civil and military officials in the dynasty are miserable, and in the end they have to waste money to eliminate disasters. The heroine has never been moved from beginning to end. She wants to resign in the early stage, but wants to start a career in the later stage.

32 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 128.4kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves

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The first and second books are all about cultivating immortals, and the heroines are funny and abstract. The third and fourth books are about real and fake daughters. They all get along well with each other and have very good personalities. They have many brothers who love them. The heroines in these two books are both metaphysics masters. They make money through live broadcasts. During the live broadcast, there are so many melons that they explode. The fifth book is about a very abstract heroine who listens to her heart and has five brothers who love her.

36 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted 89.4kReads9.6Score13.2kShelves

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These books are super nice and funny [adoration][adoration]

42 满 My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏，师妹她是个中翘楚 Bei Ji'an Liang北季安凉Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted 32.5kReads9.0Score4.4kShelves

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The first and second books are non-CP fairy tales and the third book is non-CP modern novels.

43 震 Shocking! The Sword Sect Has a Young Girl Who Takes the Blame 震惊！剑宗出了一位背锅的小姑娘 Retired Salted Fish养老的咸鱼Ancient Romance756k WordsCompleted 4.3kReads8.9Score448Shelves

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Sand Sculpture + Hilarious + No CP. In the first book, a female doll with no father and mother in the world was saved by a pot, and she started to practice sand sculpture with this pot on her back. In the second book, a live broadcaster was bitten by a five-step snake while live broadcasting outdoors.

46 玩 Players, Behave Yourselves: My Senior Brother Isn’t a Game Bug 玩家请自重我师兄不是游戏BUG Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted 12.4kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves

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It's an anti-routine fantasy, the senior brother goes evil and even kills himself when he is upright, no CP, very funny

47 快 After Quick Transmigration, I Can't Stop Spoiling the Plot 快穿后，我疯狂剧透 Nine Drunken Years九醉光阴Mystery405k WordsCompleted 1.2kReads8.2Score105Shelves

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No cp heroine, hilarious and quick to wear

48 小 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 38.7kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves

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I only recommend one book. This one is really super good, and you can read it without thinking.

49 上 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田，下午在你坟前烧纸 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted 187.9kReads9.5Score22.4kShelves

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🌟The first book: Quick Travel, the heroine only wants to be bad, the author is 5g online surfing, there are all kinds of jokes in it, it is very funny and fun 🌟The second book: Cultivation, the whole sect is a licker, the heroine in order to save them from their tragic fate, let them become the sixth child