Hilarious Novels with No Romance! No Romance! No Romance! 沙雕文 无CP! 无CP! 无CP!

201 村 Village Entrance Intel Station: The Real Heiress's Favorite Is the Gossiping Auntie 村口情报站，真千金独爱吃瓜大妈 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted 5.5kReads9.2Score701Shelves

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Super funny and beautiful

202 柔 The Frail Spellcaster Says Nothing, Then Cuts Down One Foe After Another 柔弱法修笑而不语，连砍数人 Roasted Sweet Potato Skin Is Here烤苕皮来喽Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 6.9kReads8.8Score861Shelves

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Good looking! ! Chu Tang! ! ! ! There are so many interesting things in it! ! ! Good night, Miss, [Adoration]! ! ! ! Other disciples: Ah! ! ! We are so miserable! ! It's a group portrait! ! ! !

203 我 I'm Last in My Sect. Is It Really Too Much to Grind a Little Harder? 我宗倒数第一，卷亿点不过分吧？ Self-Contented Joy自怡悦Ancient Romance628k WordsCompleted 2.2kReads8.8Score362Shelves

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Sounds good! ! ! Although the fourth one has a low rating, the content is very good. I suggest you give it a try.

205 穿 Transmigrating: The Female Assassin Turns into a Little Old Man 穿越之：女杀手摇身一变小老头 Little Xin Zi小新子Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 4.5kReads8.7Score558Shelves

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No cp, the gold medal female killer was blown up to ancient times, and she passed through the countryside as a wretched little old man. What if she turned into a man? The psychological quality of a killer is unmatched!

206 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 32.3kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves

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[Sending Hearts][Flowing Kisses][Flowing Kisses][Flowing Kisses] One look from her can make the emperor order the collection of treasures from all over the world; her one word of grievance☀️💫💫💫 can make those who offend her suffer severe punishment. Even if she acted willfully and caused great disaster, the emperor would only be gentle and scolding, not willing to scold her at all. [Lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen]

207 权 Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下，剑挽天华 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 52.7kReads9.6Score6.9kShelves

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These 3 novels about cultivating immortals are really worth recommending, I love them so much

208 叛 After Defecting, He Accidentally Became the Strongest Swordsman 叛逃后，一不小心成了最强剑修 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Ancient Romance532k WordsOngoing 6.9kReads9.4Score999Shelves

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Good-looking ones keep good-looking ones

210 真 The True Heiress Is Frail, but She Can Punch Every Vengeful Ghost to Death 真千金体弱多病，但一拳一只厉鬼 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 36kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves

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The heroines of these two books are very funny, and they have 🈚️cp! ! Main career➕Family line🌸🌸 No. 1⃣️This heroine can communicate with small animals🐣 No. 2⃣️This heroine is a master of metaphysics🦋

211 我 I'm Already Cultivating Immortality! Who Still Wants to Play Political Games with You? 我都修仙了！谁还和你们玩权谋？ Lie Flat Xiao Bai躺平的小白Eastern Fantasy664k WordsOngoing 346Reads5.9Score—Shelves

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The funny daily life of the drama hero, lying on his back, rejecting PUA, and reverse brainwashing, will never consume himself internally, but will only export externally. Ask yourself less why and ask others why!

212 我 My Junior Sister Is No Heavenly Dao Demon Lord 我家师妹可不是天道大魔头 White Night Stains the Heart with Ink白夜墨染心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 385Reads8.7Score101Shelves

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Corn is also jade! ! [Chigua] The first book, a foodie wakes up and transforms into a refugee fleeing from famine. This is really sad. I thought that there would be fine wine and food in the world of immortality, but it turns out that there is a food desert. Bigu Pill is still Bigu Pill. The second book is a live broadcast of jungle adventure. I was unlucky to meet a five-step snake. I thought I was going to die, but I accidentally bound the system to save my life. Follow the corn! [Seeking attention]

213 神 The Amazing Little Junior Sister Takes an Unconventional Path to Immortality 神奇小师妹不走寻常成仙路 A Boatload of Sweet Dreams一舟好梦Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 20.6kReads8.9Score2.5kShelves

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Absolutely no CP!

214 她 Her New Persona Just Fell Apart Again 她新立的人设又倒了 Better to Output Mindlessly Than Overthink胡思乱想不如无脑输出Modern Romance156k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Mainly recommends the completed novel about a strong female character without CP (high scores and high praise from various websites) Interstellar: "Selling pots to make money", "First Battlefield Commander" (First battlefield analyst, slightly inferior to the commander), "The Age of Great Heroes" (a text that needs to be read calmly), "One day I will have a knife in my hand", "My plug-in is the earth" (there is a male protagonist, I skipped some chapters to read) "Earth Name and Appearance Development Plan" (with Male protagonist, few roles) "The Grumpy Rune Master is at your service wholeheartedly" "I am playing games in the interstellar" (it is not bad with Chinese and foreign culture) "Hunting the Planet" (good-looking, the heroine is very fierce) "No one can stop me from doing my job" (not bad) "I scared the whole interstellar to tears in three sentences" (it seems to be a horror movie, I can't remember clearly) Danmei: "Xiangchu Shangwu (Martial Arts)" may not be considered Danmei. . . "The Strongest Good Guy Card in History (Comprehensive Comic)" Food: "Reluctance (Present)" "Shang Shan Shu (Xian Xia)" Entertainment: "Sixty Years Back to You" Fast Travel: "Kong Fang's World" Sand Sculpture Horror: "I'm Not a Master" "She's Useless Apart from Fighting" Doomsday: "Ninth Agricultural Science Base" Criminal Investigation: "Every time I wake up, I become a suspect, there is a male protagonist" La la la, come and leave a claw.

216 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance531k WordsOngoing 4.4kReads5.8Score267Shelves

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It's really nice to read this book

217 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 35.7kReads9.6Score5.4kShelves

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These three books are really hilarious. Don't miss them if you pass by them.

219 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted 15.7kReads9.5Score2.7kShelves

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1️⃣🌿🌼This book is really a mudslide in the world. I often burst into laughter because of the jokes in it. I can be considered a level 8 user of Internet surfing, but I didn't expect that the author was directly in the atmosphere. The funniest thing is that the heroine calls "His Royal Highness the Prince" as "Mr. Tai", wow hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 2️⃣🌱🌼Shadow sculptures and philosophy coexist, the protagonist is very humorous, and also interspersed with some touching serious words, it is very natural. Finally, I want to say that Teacher Spear and Uncle Slap are so sweet, especially the extra sweetness. 3️⃣🌷🌸The third novel is as good-looking as ever. The other novels have female protagonists, but she is a real animal. Wild boars serve as human servants (hahahahahahahahaha) 4️⃣🌻🌻If you want to read funny articles, you can directly invest in this book. The heroine and the hero are very forward-looking. They are really exciting. Thinking of this, hahahahahaha, I will laugh for a while. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Haha... The plot is full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and it is particularly exciting. The plot structure is mainly funny, rich, exciting and funny, and there are many jokes. It is very interesting! Sisters, hurry up🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁.

221 别 Stop Calculating, You Little Brat! I’m Begging You on My Knees, Isn’t That Enough? 别算了活爹！给你跪了还不行嘛 Xia Tianbao夏甜宝Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 7.9kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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I love it the most, but I'm in a book shortage right now, so I'm asking for recommendations.

226 机 My Fortunes Are Against Heaven. What’s Wrong with Taking My Spiritual Root? 机缘逆天，夺我灵根算什么 He Muchengshen何慕城深Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 16kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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❄️①In this story, the heroine begins to accumulate merit and tell fortunes in order to succeed in ascension. The heroine has a correct outlook on life, and every story is very close to life. [Laughing][laughing] ❄️②The heroine travels through various planes to fulfill the wishes of the unlucky female partners, so the good sadistic novel begins to develop in a strange direction... The heroine makes everyone fly hahaha [laughing][laughing] ❄️The other three books are sand glyphs about cultivating immortals, and the heroine is the source of all evil, leading everyone to evil! [Laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] Hahaha, recommended! ! ! [Love]

227 游 Amusement Park: My Body Flies Ahead, My Soul Chases Behind 游乐园：人在前面飞，魂在后面追 March 9三月9Urban1.2M WordsCompleted 4.7kReads9.4Score486Shelves

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"Delete it if you don't like it, please don't use verbal attacks, thank you." Zhang Bei frowned as he looked at the dilapidated amusement park in front of him. This place was my childhood, and it was also the last legacy left to me by my father. From a naive child to now a graduate of the architecture department of a well-known university.

229 顶 Top-Tier Star Queen: I Conquer the Entertainment World with a System! 顶流女王，我携系统杀穿娱乐圈！ Mo Shijin莫时衿Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted 285Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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Sand sculptures, no Cp, funny, hilarious, will definitely make you leave with happiness.

244 因 I Feared Pain, So I Forged Myself into the Toughest Woman 因为怕痛，我把自己炼成最硬女人 The Shrimp Invited Me for Tea虾子请我去吃茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 24.8kReads8.2Score3.2kShelves

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Tasty, the heroine is very strong

245 懒 The Idol Life of a Laid-Back Trainee 懒系选手的爱豆人生 Tea Terrace茶砌Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves

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Don't even read anyone with CP

246 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜：将军的小棉袄漏风了 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted 4.4kReads8.8Score452Shelves

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[Three sentences made me stay up all night chasing books] [Group pet + voice + system + mythology fan + best friend + book + funny] One sentence: The three-year-old little group pet was seriously injured, and the big guys in the three worlds collectively broke the defense. Two sentences: Monkey Brother Nezha, Li Jing and Laojun all pampered their cubs, Lingshan was slapped in the face. Three sentences: Laugh till you drop your head, torture so much that your heart will twist, and feel so happy that you will fly away. #Don't watch the regret series

247 小 My Little Junior Sister Laughs Like a Madwoman, and the Whole Cultivation World Panics 小师妹疯癫一笑，整个修真界慌了 Making Money for a House赚钱买房Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 7.1kReads8.9Score820Shelves

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These books are all pretty good.

248 万 The Beloved Senior Sister, Thanks to Her Disciples’ Brainwashing 万人迷大师姐，全靠师弟妹洗脑 Shattered Starlight夜空碎光Ancient Romance596k WordsCompleted 3.8kReads9.2Score544Shelves

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3 Of the books that have been briefly recommended have been completed, and 2 are being serialized. 🥦① Ye Qiao, also known as Ye Langlang, has made the whole sect crazy. He is funny and funny and has an online IQ. 🌻 🥦② He is evaluated by Chi Su as a demon that has nothing to do with true or false. You are really scary. Xie Qing, who is kind and righteous but also crazy, really has a kind of beauty that does not care about the life and death of others🌻 🥦④How does one Chi Miao bring down all the geniuses? He is both cute and handsome🌻