Tomb Raiding: The Eccentric System's Sneaky Host

Name: Tomb Raiding: The Eccentric System's Sneaky Host
Author: Fengling's First Words

盗墓：奇葩系统的老六宿主

by Fengling's First Words (凤玲初话)

Status: Completed
Length: 316k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(Tomb-Raiding Notes + goofy comedy + laughs + power fantasy + love rivals + the Young Five + original female lead + no CP, ship whoever you want)

Five thousand gold coins to save Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen; 130,000 to reason with a giant twin-scaled python; 2,000 to trick Hei Yanjing into oinking like a pig; 5,000 to trick Xiao Ge into barking like a dog; and most importantly, 50 million to kill the Snake Mother. That’s 500 million yuan! Oh my god! What a deal! I’m making a fortune!

Qian Baobei: “If you don’t have the skills, doing this stuff is asking for trouble. If you do have the skills, it makes you a real badass. So, which one am I? Hahahaha…”

Wang Pangzi: “What’s that? They still make pills like this?”

Qian Baobei: “The Drop-Dead Pill. Heard of it?”

Wang Pangzi: “Did you scrape that mud off yourself?”

Qian Baobei: “I scraped it off my foot, actually!”

Wang Pangzi: “…”

Hei Yanjing: “Hey, kid. How’d you get here?”

Qian Baobei: “…”

Qian Baobei: “I told you not to call me ‘kid’! Are you deaf, or are you a pig? Do I have to oink at you to make you understand?”

Hei Yanjing: “Oh? So you can talk to pigs by going ‘oink, oink, oink’?”

Qian Baobei: “Xiao Hua, did you gain weight?”

Xie Yuchen: “…”

Xie Yuchen: “Did I?”

Hei Yanjing: “We’ve been hiking and wading through water this whole way. How can you tell he’s gained weight?”

Qian Baobei: “What do you know? He’s so handsome he’s swollen up with pride.”

Wu Xie: “If you can produce an ice cream, I’ll call you Grandma.”

Qian Baobei: “Are you serious?”

Qian Baobei: “I’m worried you’ll go back on your word. Swear an oath! If you break it, may lightning strike you!”

Wu Xie: “And what if you can’t?”

Qian Baobei: “If I can’t, I’ll call you Grandpa!”

“…” Just then, Qian Baobei noticed Zhang Qiling watching her and walked over. She patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly, “Little bro! Why don’t you change your surname to Qian and join my family? The Zhang family’s stupid patriarch job isn’t worth it. Let someone else do it!”

Stats

281Chapters

5.2kReads · 30 days

733.4kReads · all time

466Shelves

8.9Score

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It's great, and the characters stayed true to their established personalities. The only downside is that there aren't enough episodes; it's not enough to keep you entertained. Also, I hope the female lead maintains her character, and that the show doesn't become too generous to the main characters (except for the male lead) later on. 🤭🤭
99 likes3y ago
It's really good, but I hope I only show my affection for the male lead!
52 likes3y ago
This is the first time I've seen this type of female protagonist in a Tomb Raider fanfiction; it's quite interesting.
43 likes3y ago
I was initially going to give it five stars because I found it quite good and enjoyable. However, I only gave it four stars because of one point of dissatisfaction. We all know the synopsis states it's a no-romance story, but if a book is supposed to be without a romantic pairing, it shouldn't focus too much on ambiguous or flirtatious relationships.
23 likes2y ago
So far, everything seems great. The main character's personality is mostly in character, which is rare among the many tomb raiding fanfictions I've read that doesn't portray Wu Xie as so harmless 😂. Even in the final stage, I think Wu Xie still has brains; he's not like some fanfictions where he's just a silly, cute mascot who only relies on those around him. The ending was so sudden!
21 likes2y ago
It's really good, just please don't abandon it! Please, please don't stop updating! It's so hard to find a tomb raiding novel I like! [Please update more frequently!][Please update more frequently!]
19 likes3y ago
I absolutely love the female lead's free-spirited personality! Everyone she encounters is incredibly capable of causing trouble! Definitely 5 stars! 🥰🥰🥰
19 likes3y ago
This is so interesting! I was overwhelmed with happiness when I saw there was no romantic pairing!!! Author, I love you (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)!!
18 likes3y ago
First of all, the author's book is very interesting, and the author has earned a new nickname: Money Baby... Money Baby's tricks come one after another, making it impossible to guard against them... Finally, when will you release a massive update? I don't mind reading hundreds of chapters at once... So... Author, you know what I mean? 😏
12 likes2y ago
I absolutely loved it! The whole book has a silly and lighthearted atmosphere (of course, that doesn't mean every character's experience is easy), but seeing everyone laughing and getting along so well really touched me. I love Sister Qian the most, Qian Baobei! I'm so incredibly grateful for everything Baobei has done for everyone!
10 likes1y ago