No Romance, Just the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until You’re Shaking (I’m Hard to Make Laugh) 无CP，要笑到浑身抽搐的那种(本人笑点高)。

1. 301 来EN Joining a Pure-Hate Variety Show, Living a Shameless Life 来纯恨综艺，享缺德人生 Sweet-Filling Treasure充甜宝Modern Romance344k WordsCompleted [Variety show + unhinged antics + memes + face-slapping + super sweet.] The rating just came out, so it may rise The variety show All Villains is recruiting a lineup of prospective guests from across the internet. Every guest is a disgraced celebrity with scandals flying everywhere. The guests all treat one another like mortal enemies, their words dripping with venom. Their insults are utterly sincere, free of any ulterior motives: a grand stage for pure hatred. If you’ve got beef, come on in. N 17.4kReads8.1Score3k14d adds
2. 302 让 I Told You to Go on Quick Transmigration, Not Turn the World Upside Down! 让你去快穿，没让你翻天！ Spicy Lazy Cat麻辣懒喵Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Strong female lead, no romance, taking down scumbags, not a saint, exposing fake sweethearts, domineering and shameless] Ming Fei was a divine messenger who guarded the underworld. Then someone set her up, forcing her to fulfill the wish of a bottom-tier little System: to help it become the strongest, top-ranked System among more than two billion others! But along the way, Ming Fei noticed that plenty of things weren’t right... Ming Fei: “The road ahead is long and arduous. Just you wait and se 818Reads8.5Score10214d adds
3. 303 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic Novel's Heroine Is a Mad Demon Queen! 快穿：虐文女主她是疯批大魔王！ Zai Ribai在日白Modern Romance493k WordsCompleted The great demon king, sealed beneath the Withered Moon for tens of millions of years, recently caught a little System to amuse himself. The little System said, “Across the three thousand great worlds and three thousand lesser worlds, I chose you out of billions. I hope you know better than to turn me down.” Yuan Sheng grabbed the little thing clinging to his spiritual consciousness and beat it up in a flurry of punches. “What did you just say? I couldn't hear you.” The little System said, “...I 2kReads9.1Score17214d adds
4. 304 恶 The Wicked Woman Has Trained Countless Men! She Climbs the Social Ladder and Sparks a Rivalry 恶女训狗无数！攀高枝！引雄竞 Peach Blossoms Reflected in Wine桃花映酒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Now publishing / The short drama Hong Luan Yin is streaming] [The villainess won't reform + unapologetically self-serving + taming men + a battlefield of men competing for her] Yun Qi is transported into a storybook that deliberately paints her as ugly and wicked. Once a powerful princess who ruled the court and kept countless male lovers, she now finds herself reduced to a disgraced fake heiress of the Marquis's household. The real heiress, meanwhile, is the family's precious jewel, destined t 135.4kReads9.4Score19k14d adds
5. 305 真 The Real Heiress Went Off Script, and the Family Overheard Her Thoughts. They Went Wild 真千金癫改剧情被偷听，全家杀疯 Who Is She?她是谁Modern Romance307k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading] [System] [Changing the Plot] [Cannon Fodder] [Everyone's Favorite] [Feel-Good Fiction] Jiang Suisui is the doomed real daughter in a novel. Before reuniting with her birth family, she worked like a horse for her adoptive parents. She thought that once she found her real parents, she could enjoy a happy life as a rich heiress. Instead, her whole family turned out to be part of the male lead's twisted game of tormenting the female lead. Jiang Suisui watched the delicate fake heiress 614Reads7.6Score10014d adds
6. 306 癫 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 San Jizi三吉仔Ancient Romance544k WordsCompleted (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.2kReads7.3Score32014d adds

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   This is super beautiful.

7. 307 快 Quick Transmigration: My Scumbag Ex Cries as He Eats My Ashes 快穿修罗场：渣男哭着吃我骨灰 Meat Sauce Eater吃肉酱Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation is out! [Conquest + Shura Fields + No CP + Abusing Scum + Everyone's Favorite] Yu Ai is the best task-taker across all of time and space, a beauty blessed with both talent and looks. Hearing that men are always looking for trouble, she teams up with System 001 to teach them a lesson. She's the original green tea, a master of acting, and she's ready to fight back online. * The scheming CEO pins a woman beneath him. "Woman, behave. You're only allowed to be my caged bird." The 10.1kReads9.4Score1k14d adds
8. 308 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 33.5kReads9.3Score4.2k14d adds

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   This book is so funny it made my stomach hurt from laughing so much; it's full of jokes and unexpected twists.

9. 309 国 A Female Yama Arrives at the Imperial College: The Spoiled Young Masters Are in Tears 国子监来了个女阎王：纨绔们哭了 Shi Wanwan诗婉婉Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Tough, invincible, totally no-nonsense female drill instructor ✖️ the strongest spoiled young masters of every dynasty] [Strong heroine ✖️ chaotic mix of couples (ship whoever you like, no fixed pairings)] After Yu Sangluo awakened her System: Oh no! My whole family are villains! The country is about to fall because of those spoiled young masters! To protect her retirement plans, Yu Sangluo had no choice but to come out of retirement and train the unruly young masters, though it broke her heart 6.9kReads9.1Score1.2k14d adds
10. 310 为 To Keep Men from Pursuing Me, I Have No Choice but to Run 为了不被男人追，我只好选择逃跑 Eel Rice Bowl海鳗盖饭Two Male Leads385k WordsCompleted [A relatively laid-back post-apocalyptic farming story + no CP + heroine focused on her own career + a male lead who’s everyone’s unattainable ideal, irresistible to all genders, but doesn’t know he’s flirting + livestreaming + System + romantic rivalry] (Note: The story is actually centered on two male leads, but because of my personal tastes, which include multiple sexualities and no CP, I didn’t select the two-male-lead category.) When Ji Yuze wakes from a dream, he realizes that the twenty- 335Reads8.9Score10214d adds

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    These are the books I recently read. The first one is about a 188cm tall, sunny, and cheerful college student who's not very bright; he's a combination of a mountain king, Tarzan, and a Disney princess. The second one is about a golden retriever puppy who dares to beat up the male lead (who isn't his girlfriend).

11. 311 被 My Luck Was Stolen? I Changed the Plot, and the Big Shot Got a Big Butt 被夺气运？猛改剧情，大佬变大腚 Xi Shangliu西上流Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [This is a female-oriented novel!] [Ridiculous comedy + wildly unconventional thinking + livestream variety shows + face-slapping + unhinged antics] Overnight, she transmigrates into a novel about a real heiress and a fake heiress, becoming the real heiress. The fake heiress steals Ji Tingwan’s luck, turning her from everyone’s darling into everyone’s punching bag. Four top-tier powerhouses once cherished her like the moon in their hearts. Now the fake heiress has taken her place, rising from a 488Reads7.4Score11814d adds
12. 312 我 I Use the System to Rewrite the Plot. Cousin, Go Lick the Gate! 我用系统改剧情，表妹舔大门去吧 A Breeze Blows Summer Away清风吹夏远Ancient Romance899k WordsOngoing [Content warning: This story has no logic. It’s chaotic, has no romance, and is about quick transmigration. The female lead has no romantic storyline. She’s a member of the Quick Transmigration Bureau who travels through multiple worlds, becoming extremely cautious and utterly ruthless. She’ll do anything to complete her missions. In a word: satisfying!!!] A veteran Quick Transmigration Bureau member is dragged by a malicious System into a collection of brainless worlds. There are no cold, domin 2.1kReads8.0Score17314d adds

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    Hilarious quick transmigration with no romantic pairing, insane literature, specializing in curing all kinds of crazy people.

13. 313 当 After Snape Was Adopted by a Northeastern Chinese Auntie 当斯内普被东北大姨收养后 Gu Maoqing Loves Chocolate骨毛清爱吃巧克力Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsOngoing When five-year-old Severus Snape is picking mushrooms in Spinner's End, his life is forcibly sent down a different path. A lost couple from Northeast China mistake him for a poor little orphan nobody wants! “This dump is freezing the poor kid like a chick!” Auntie Li Xiulan wraps him in her fur coat. “Come home with Auntie and have some guobaorou!” From then on, the wizarding world loses a gloomy Bat King, while Tieling gains a magical kid who speaks English with a thick Northeastern accent! Whe 1kReads7.9Score11514d adds

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    It's a comedic ensemble piece from the judges' panel, no romantic pairings, just go check it out!

14. 314 穿 Reborn as the Wicked Heiress's Cannon Fodder Lackey 穿成恶毒千金的炮灰狗腿子 Wen Gugu温菇咕Modern Romance848k WordsCompleted [Sunny, cheerful, money-loving cannon fodder girl × cold System at first, warm and doting villain later] [An optimistic ray of sunshine saves characters from old-school tragic romances, changes everyone’s bad endings, and turns cannon fodder into the apple of everyone’s eye] (Everyday-life pacing + main plot. Not a power fantasy with a strong female lead. Characters controlled by the plot will awaken. If you think this is a redemption story, please take note!) Su Xingyu transmigrates into an old 2.8kReads9.2Score30714d adds
15. 315 师 My Junior Sister Goes Berserk and Gets Rich, Then Reaches Godhood by Courting Death 师妹发癫暴富，作死一路成神 Warm Water Warms Itself温水自温Ancient Romance627k WordsCompleted No CP, no System, not a wish-fulfillment story, no brainless plot, no face-slapping, no doting on the protagonist by everyone. Half sweet, half angst. The heroine is weak early on, and there are lots of foreshadowing details. Don't read if that bothers you. Synopsis: After finally winning 300 million in the lottery, she transmigrated into a book without spending a single cent. In a fit of anger, she first destroyed the System, then transmigrated as a villainess. She could go home if she died, so 162Reads—Score—14d adds

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    You won't lose out if you watch this, you won't be fooled if you watch this, you'll really laugh as soon as you click in, you won't be afraid not to laugh, you won't be afraid to laugh until you're cringing, it's really funny, really silly, take a look, don't miss it.

16. 316 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book and Rewrote the Plot! Winning at a Hilarious Dating Show! 穿书爆改剧情！玩转搞笑恋综！ Oh My Goodness我滴个龟龟呀Modern Romance421k WordsCompleted [Comedy, showbiz, dating show, System] The unreliable Chi Miao transmigrates into an old-fashioned tragic romance novel, becoming a cannon-fodder simp, and gets bound to an even more unreliable System. And not just any simp: she’s the Queen of Simps. Right after binding, the System discovers that the male lead is in trouble and lets out a shrill scream. To keep the world from falling apart, Chi Miao has to complete her simp missions. System: We’ve got cheats! These missions will be a breeze! Chi 317Reads6.8Score10514d adds
17. 317 今 I Still Haven’t Returned the Cat Today 今天也没有把猫还回去 Jiang Mimi’s Owner姜咪咪的主人18k WordsCompleted I Still Haven't Returned the Cat Today 1Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 318 癫 Madness! Pure Madness! A Pun-Based Plot Rewrite That’ll Drive You Crazy 癫！都癫！谐音梗改剧情改到你癫 Pockets Full of Money钱兜装满Modern Romance271k WordsCompleted [Wacky wealthy-family antics + variety-show gossip + mind-reading + showbiz + no romance] The 81st book Le Taotao had transmigrated into was supposed to be a peaceful, uneventful sweet romance with a very easy mission, practically a retirement plan. But of course, something went wrong! The bad news: The male lead from a previous book she had transmigrated into came looking for revenge, throwing the simple plot into chaos! Her whole family was wiped out by the vicious heroine: her parents die 691Reads8.7Score10714d adds

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    These are all books without any romantic pairings, which I personally find quite funny.

19. 319 剧 Change One Word in the Plot and the Whole Protagonist Squad Trembles 剧情修改一个字，主角团瑟瑟发抖 Li Qiaoqiao梨乔乔Modern Romance239k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] [Strongest Heroine] [No Fixed Male Lead] [Massive Golden Finger] [Wish-Fulfillment Story] Shi Yan, an elite quick-transmigration agent, is temporarily sent into small worlds with wildly overpowered golden fingers and excessive melodrama. She takes the place of female supporting characters who have awakened and fled, cannon fodder, and other roles, all to keep the worlds stable. To ensure the job is done properly, Shi Yan enters each small world with her special golden fing 365Reads6.6Score10214d adds
20. 320 盘 The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书 Whale in the Plate盘中鲸Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted [Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju 18.7kReads9.4Score4.3k14d adds

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    It's really funny, they're looking for their heads all over the floor.

21. 321 截 Fifteen Seconds After the Screenshot Was Retracted 截图撤回十五秒后 Jiang Mimi’s Owner姜咪咪的主人Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted Fifteen Seconds After the Screenshot Was Retracted 2Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 322 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 1.7kReads9.4Score16114d adds

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    Quick transmigration, cultivation, mind reading—several genres, all quite funny, with lots of outrageous antics. Highly recommended!

23. 323 在 Working as the Housekeeper in a CEO Romance Novel 在霸总文里当王妈 Three Golden Swallowing Goats吞金三羊Modern Romance187k WordsCompleted [No romance, unhinged fiction, not a wish-fulfillment story, anti-cliché, wildly unconventional plot, seriously, this plot is insane!!] Wang Lixin, an overworked corporate drone earning a measly four thousand yuan while slaving away for the capitalists, unexpectedly transmigrated into a CEO romance novel after dying from overwork. She opened her eyes to discover she'd become Wang Ma, the housekeeper in the CEO's home... Wang Lixin shouted furiously: Why do I still have to work for the capitalist 256Reads8.1Score11314d adds
24. 324 修 The Cultivation World’s Garbage Siblings 修真界的垃圾兄妹 Liu Xingyi刘星苡Ancient Romance631k WordsCompleted Body transmigration + modern person in ancient times + no System + comedic wish-fulfillment + pocket dimension The animated comic adaptation, Cultivator Siblings, is now available. Mi Duoyu is a wandering orphan. Ever since she met Mi Fantong, her life, which had already been a raging inferno, has become even hotter and deeper. Every day, she’s either out tricking people for a bite to eat or being chased and yelled at... After years of scrabbling to get by, the two of them have picked up a few s 2.9kReads8.8Score39014d adds
25. 325 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界，成了全宗门骄傲 No Mercy Under My Blade刀下不留人Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 3.9kReads8.7Score42314d adds

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    In this book, a zombie transmigrates into a cultivation world, chasing after sects and biting their brains. He levels up by eating spirit stones, and because he spent over ten days learning a cultivation technique—just over ten characters—and when he tried to learn alchemy, his senior brothers and sisters ate mouthfuls of dirt while testing their pills, and when he learned weapon crafting, he blew up a mountain and discovered a spirit stone mine.

26. 326 谁 Throw Mud at Me, and I'll Hit You with a Brick 谁朝我扔泥巴，我拿砖头砸他 Wen Bancheng温半尘Modern Romance402k WordsCompleted The cover may look silly, but this isn't a silly story A seemingly meek but strong-willed heroine who fights back × a background extra turned yandere male lead after the heroine awakens him Yu Yue transmigrates into a high school romance novel she'd read before, becoming the pitiful supporting girl who is constantly bullied. The supporting girl's sole purpose is to wait for the heroine, like a ray of light, to save her from her misery and help her embody goodness, kindness, and beauty. After tra 72Reads6.5Score—14d adds
27. 327 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.6kReads9.7Score67.5k14d adds

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    The male protagonist has 800 alt accounts, all of which are Commanders. How are other players supposed to compete?

28. 328 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.1kReads9.5Score5.1k14d adds
29. 329 快 Quick Transmigration: I'm Your Nanny 快穿之我是你们的奶妈 Little Xin Zi小新子Modern Romance2.5M WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + No CP + Feel-good power fantasy + No Mary Sue Li Dazui is a nanny who transmigrates to different little worlds to take care of all kinds of characters. She looks after tragic heroines, vicious supporting female characters, chuunibyou CEOs, and sunny, righteous, outstanding male supporting characters, among others. A tragic heroine has her kidney stolen? Don't worry, the nanny will take that scumbag's kidney to make it up to you. A vicious supporting female character? Don't 2.7kReads9.2Score20314d adds

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    This book has no romantic pairing, it's super funny, I laughed until my stomach hurt from beginning to end.

30. 330 我 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手，怎么男团出道了 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 19.3kReads9.5Score3.3k14d adds

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    Ta-da! Please welcome our Erchui! Both of these books are written by Yi Shao. The protagonists are the same, but the worldviews are different. There are tons of hilarious scenes that made me laugh so hard I was lying in bed farting twice. I really regret not reading them. Zheng Xun, Zheng Xun, we love you!

31. 331 听 I Can Understand Animals: Now I'm a Regular at the Police Station 听懂动物语言：我成了警局常客 Lute and Evening Breeze琴涩晚风Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted No romance pairing + cute animals + a deathly aura + fiercely protective Sui Nuan, a wealthy, beautiful young lady who transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder lovesick fool, dumps her boyfriend, who’d been living off her while taking advantage of her, then turns around and buys the top-of-the-line fishing gear she’d dreamed of owning in her previous life. Excitedly, she devotes herself to her lifelong passion: fishing. What’s a man, anyway? Nothing beats the thrill of catching a huge fish y 53kReads9.2Score6.4k14d adds

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    [Tweet] Help! I've taken over the police department's KPIs this year! 🐟👮♂️ Ever since I could understand animal language, I've become an unofficial "wanted criminal" at the police station—today I help a parrot identify a thief, tomorrow I'm reported for murder by a koi fish. Just now, while fishing by the river, a fish was giving away spoilers: "There's a big surprise down there!" A policeman arrived with a water pump, scooped up a box of stolen money, and gave me a complicated look: "It was you again?" Me: "... Would you believe me if I said the fish started it?" #AnimalAlarm #Police: ThisGirlIsMoreEffectiveThanPoliceDogs #Fish: Next Time When Dividing the Loot, Remember to Avoid Talkative Fishy People (Novel Title: Understanding Animal Language: I've Become a Frequent Visitor to the Police Station - Hilarious Serial!)

32. 332 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 25.2kReads9.3Score2.6k14d adds

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    For a funny story, you definitely have to read this! The shame of the You family! [Facepalm]

33. 333 快 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 14.7kReads9.4Score1.5k14d adds

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    If you didn't watch this, you'd be missing out on a whole laugh-out-loud experience.

34. 334 V VIP Quick Transmigration: Go All Out and Never Take Any Crap VIP快穿，就得超爽不受气 Fish Rice Flower鱼米花Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + strong heroine + satisfying read + patriotism + wholesome values + no CP] Some people die, but come back to life at full health because they're rich. Luo Rui spent all her savings to build a VIP quick transmigration System and worked herself to the bone completing missions. All so she could fill up her merit points as quickly as possible and return to her original world to die once more. … The System later said “Wow, Host is ruthless and doesn't waste words. She gets rev 3.5kReads9.1Score40514d adds

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    No romantic pairing, humor uncertain but definitely lighthearted and funny, the female lead is an ordinary, crazy college student who takes revenge on the scum without hesitation or mercy, super satisfying!

35. 335 王 Honor of Kings: Other Coaches Use Their Brains, You Risk Your Life 王者：别人教练费脑，你费命 The Wandering Newton流浪的牛顿Sports1.9M WordsCompleted [KPL Esports + System + Coaching + Hilarious Shenanigans (The Main Attraction!)] During the summer split, 19-year-old Wolves data analyst Mo Wen was thrust into the head coach position after head coach Li Luo resigned following a complete mental breakdown, while former coach Lao Lin was still serving a suspension. Mo Wen had prepared himself to take the blame, but just before the match, he bonded with the God-Tier Torture System and started doing whatever he wanted. One outrageously bizarre stra 7.6kReads9.4Score63814d adds

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    These are all un-CP (couple pairing), hidden gems, if you don't laugh, I'll call you daddy.

36. 336 在 Ruling the Apocalypse with a PUA System 在末世靠pua系统称王称霸 Professional Chocolate Seller of Shredded Potatoes巧克力专业贩卖土豆丝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse111k WordsOngoing [Apocalypse] [No Romance] [Chaotic Ensemble Cast] [Invincible Strong Female Lead] [Reverse PUA System] One year into the apocalypse, Su Ranran is the strongest fighter in Hurricane Camp. Zombies can't bite through her, and mutant beasts can't break her. But a lotus-seed-paste mooncake stir-fried with cabbage from the cafeteria cook completely breaks her. Su Ranran throws down her chopsticks and jumps to her feet. "If this is what the apocalypse is like, I don't want any part of it!" She leaves c —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This book is fun; every time the female lead tries to fool the system, it's like a massive workplace CPU battle.

37. 337 穿 Transmigrating to the 1960s: The Female Supporting Character Is Ruthless and Sharp-Tongued 穿越六零：女配人狠话多 Flying and Stopping载飞载止Modern Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [A transmigration story set in a period drama: As long as I'm more of a piece of work than the worst people around me, no one can make me suffer!] [At home, she torments her parents; outside, she torments her friends; sent down to the countryside, she torments the neighbors. She treats everyone equally.] Xia Zhizhi is good at making empty promises and manipulating people. She loves acting, and she's equally talented in both the literary and martial arts. Not a traditional period drama. The heroi 4kReads9.2Score35214d adds

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    Seriously, if you don't hook up with this book, it's my fault for not recommending it properly. It's unbelievable! The female lead's motto is: "I have no morals, don't try to blackmail me!" This book truly lives up to that. It's not just empty talk; this female lead is completely shameless and has absolutely no inhibitions. She's just having fun! And the best part is, it's absolutely hilarious! Everyone come check it out!

38. 338 恶 The Rise of a Villainess, Going Wild in the Apocalypse 恶女崛起，在末世发癫 Shabby School Heartthrob破烂校草Sci-Fi & Apocalypse485k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse] [Ensemble Cast] [No Saintly Protagonist] [Natural Disasters] [Zombies] [No CP] [Decisive and Ruthless] Li Peibai struggled to survive for ten years in the apocalypse. After dying, she returned to the time before it began, right when she was sent to a psychiatric hospital for offending her sugar daddy. To prepare for the apocalypse, she acted without hesitation and escaped the hospital with several patients from next door! She thought this was the end of the world, but it turned out 17.1kReads8.9Score3.3k14d adds

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    The characters are incredibly advanced in their mental state. Several bigwigs from a mental hospital team up for a prison break right from the start. They're incredibly powerful, and a few mentally unstable classmates transmigrate to the cultivation world. Each of them is cannon fodder in a novel full of idiots, but they refuse to accept their fate. Together, they take down the male and female leads and are bound to a card-drawing system. Every now and then, they change their personalities, contributing to the police force in China and causing trouble abroad with mercenaries, gunfights, and explosions! All three books are hilarious and worth reading carefully.

39. 339 修 Cultivation: We’re Serious About Taking Down the Male and Female Leads 修仙，弄死男女主，我们是认真滴 Why Must a General Be a Husband?将军何必是丈夫Ancient Romance410k WordsCompleted [Cultivation, ensemble cast, feel-good novel, with a tiny bit of romance near the end; it can also be read as having no couples] The good news: spiritual qi revival has come to Earth, and Su Yunqi has not only awakened an ability, but is also among the most gifted of them all. The bad news: all the students in their Daoyuan class died at the hands of ability users from other countries while protecting ordinary people as they evacuated. The souls of the seven, who had been lamenting their unfa 3.6kReads9.2Score49314d adds
40. 340 爆 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Yu Siyuan余四元Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 58.9kReads9.5Score7.9k14d adds

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    No romantic pairing! No romantic pairing! No romantic pairing! I'm saying it three times because it's important!!!

41. 341 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core 系统沙雕我添堵，一身反骨离大谱 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance9.1M WordsCompleted They came from distinguished families and were beautiful, talented, and exceptional. But whenever they crossed paths with the male and female leads, they became brainless cannon fodder, burning themselves up to make the leads’ romance flourish until their dying breath. And now Gu Mo has become all those women from countless novels. System: Boss, you can face-slap the villains and break up those couples! Go get ’em! Gu Mo: I’m awesome! I can do this! Much later, the System stares in bewilderment 37.4kReads9.1Score3.1k14d adds

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    This is a very good novel I have read by the author. The author has a very upright outlook on things. He has family and country justice in his heart. He is not the kind of person who only has love and love. I haven't finished reading it yet.

42. 342 快 Quick Transmigration: The Ultimate Feel-Good Novel 快穿：一本爽文中的爽文 Li Shu黎书Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted (Low rating because there aren’t many readers) (No romance + feel-good story + scumbag takedowns) Lin Zhao is a godlike presence at the Quick Transmigration Bureau: ruthless, sparing with words, and all action. One day, Lin Zhao is thrown in jail. After breaking out, she kidnaps a freshly manufactured good-girl System and chooses only to transmigrate into vicious female side characters. [710: (trembling) H-Host, vicious female side characters have no way out...] [Lin Zhao: Then we’ll take someon 969Reads7.2Score10114d adds

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    Come on, this is really cool. If you don't like it after watching, come and hit me.

43. 343 穿 After Reincarnating as the Villainess, I Read Everyone’s Minds to Save Myself 穿成恶毒女配后，全员读心自救了 Whoosh, Southern Wind南风呼呼呼Ancient Romance214k WordsOngoing [Everyone can hear inner thoughts + gossip + System + beloved by all + transmigrate into a book + no CP] Shen Qingyue died in a car accident while saving a child, then transmigrated into the Taifu's residence in The Crown Prince's Brother, Be Gentle: Si'er Is Scared, as the vicious supporting female character. Bound to a gossip System, she never expected her thoughts to leak and everyone to hear them. She set out to save the dynasty, only to find everyone saving themselves instead? “What? You wa 23Reads—Score—14d adds

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    No romantic pairing, just mind reading and gossip.

44. 344 父 After the Emperor Heard My Thoughts, He Became the Greatest Emperor in History 父皇读我心后，成了千古一帝 Autumn Has Come to the Mountains and Rivers山河已秋Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + doted on by everyone + satisfying read + face-slapping + no romance] Ji Qionghua was reborn as the youngest princess of the Great Chen dynasty, with a gossip System in tow. The palace was full of deceit and the court was rife with turmoil. Ji Qionghua only wanted to lie flat, but instead, people heard her thoughts. [Father, it was your imperial younger brother who tried to poison the Crown Prince. His mother even cheated on your father.] So her imperial uncle was executed by the 2.2kReads9.1Score31414d adds
45. 345 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25.4kReads9.5Score3.3k14d adds
46. 346 快 Quick Transmigration Means Going Violent: I Strike First and Never Waste Words 快穿就要暴力，动手绝不哔哔 Just So Bewitching就很妖孽Modern Romance520k WordsCompleted (The rating just came out, so don't take it as a reference. Thanks for your support, dear readers...) First: The heroine kills every scumbag without discrimination. When she strikes, she leaves no survivors! No limits on age, gender, profession, closeness, or blood relation! Second: No suffering, no taking abuse, no flirting, no drawn-out romantic tension, no role-playing, no gritting her teeth and putting up with it, no passive defense, and no following the plot! She only strikes first, takes r 5.3kReads8.4Score39714d adds

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    The female protagonist is invincible and doesn't feel aggrieved; she directly takes action to kill the scumbags.

47. 347 三 A Silver Tongue Conquers the World 三寸不烂打天下 Caribbean Mantis加勒比海刀螂Historical218k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Political Intrigue + Carefully Crafted Details + Transmigration + Strong Moral Compass + High Intelligence + Ensemble Cast + No Golden Fingers + Masterful Detail + Brisk Pacing] A low-level delivery rider transmigrates into the body of a fool and marries two women from the start. What kind of chemistry will modern pickup lines, an ordinary person’s perspective, and iconic pop songs create in ancient times? What’s it like to give the emperor a bath? How do you use a handsome man to p 99Reads9.3Score17914d adds

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    "Insightful Vision" + "Rapid Wealth": Based on modern business logic, this book seizes upon gaps in ancient markets to accumulate capital and pave the way for power.

48. 348 师EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 124.5kReads9.4Score12.5k14d adds

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    Very beautiful.

49. 349 反 The Villainous Father and Daughter's Reeducation Diary 反派父女劳改日常 White Crane Grass白鹤草Fantastical Romance372k WordsOngoing [Sinful Immortal] [Comedy] [Mischief-Maker] Yu Ye is a fish with dragon horns. Ever since she was little, she has followed her father to dig in the Blood Sea as a sinful immortal. Her father is handsome, earning him the nickname “Pretty Boy.” He is lazy, earning him the title “The Laziest Sinful Immortal on Birdbird Island.” He has a sharp tongue and loves ordering her around. But her father is clever. He found a way to escape the Blood Sea. A father and daughter’s everyday life. Yu Ye: “The 49.9kReads8.8Score9.2k14d adds

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    I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed! Hahaha

50. 350 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.2kReads9.5Score17.7k14d adds

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    These are all books. Are there any like-minded fellow readers who have read them?

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