I Transmigrated into a Book and Rewrote the Plot! Winning at a Hilarious Dating Show!

【Comedy, showbiz, dating show, System】 The unreliable Chi Miao transmigrates into an old-fashioned tragic romance novel, becoming a cannon-fodder simp, and gets bound to an even more unreliable System. And not just any simp: she’s the Queen of Simps. Right after binding, the System discovers that the male lead is in trouble and lets out a shrill scream. To keep the world from falling apart, Chi Miao has to complete her simp missions. System: We’ve got cheats! These missions will be a breeze! Chi Miao: You mean your useless cards and your awful gacha system? System: Cut me some slack, QAQ. The cards have ridiculous effects: unlimited desserts, endless toilet paper... Chi Miao: Wash your hands and try drawing again! Pei Yanhuai, who is preparing to inherit the family business, meets the faith of his life: Lord Egg Tart! On the dating show, the male lead gives Chi Miao a sleazy look. She slaps him and says, “I was killing a mosquito.” Watching the male lead’s swollen face, netizens can only exclaim, “Well, would you look at that!” That little brat sure hits hard! Pei Yanhuai: Miao Miao is beautiful and kindhearted. To complete a mission to show concern for the male lead, Chi Miao gives him an extreme stretching session. Seeing the completed mission and the male lead on the brink of death, the System decides to turn a blind eye. When she realizes the male lead is trying to hit on the female lead, Chi Miao cuts in without hesitation. Male lead: She hit me! Female lead: She’s so cute! Pei Yanhuai: Your hand’s all red from slapping him. Pei Yanhuai discovers that he can hear Chi Miao’s thoughts, and he’s both shocked and delighted. The System doesn’t notice its own bug, giving a certain sly fox an unfair advantage. By the time it realizes, Pei Yanhuai has already sweet-talked Chi Miao into his arms. Pei Yanhuai: Miao Miao~ They’re picking on me~ Chi, the Tyrant King, Miao: Guards! Teach them a lesson for my beloved consort! System: He wasn’t like this before!!!