Funny Novels You Can Read Without Skipping Chapters. Are There Any Left? 搞笑的，能不跳章看的小说，我就问还有没有

1. 301 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 172.1kReads9.1Score24kShelves

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   1. A story about a fisherman who finds out he's the protagonist; 2. A type of prank that pushes the boundaries of acceptable behavior.

2. 302 小 Xiao Qing, Marry Me! Fahai Cried After I Beat Him Up 小青，嫁给我吧，法海被我揍哭了 Swordheart Rhino剑心犀牛Eastern Fantasy890k WordsCompleted “Master, they say that a teacher for a day is a father for life. Is that right?” “Indeed!” “Then that makes you my father, doesn’t it?” “Of course.” “Then may I marry Xiao Qing and give you a grandson?” “Absolutely not!” “Of the three forms of unfilial conduct, having no heirs is the worst. Are you forcing me to be an unfilial son?” “This old monk is a monk! Why would I want a grandson? Besides, if you marry a snake, will your child be a person or an egg?” Fahai roared… 6.1kReads8.2Score862Shelves

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   Come on, here comes some hilarious, uncompromisingly funny books!

3. 303 这 This Skill Is a Little Fake 这个技能有点假 Old Hoop老箍Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted The Demon Nation has descended, and the world of cultivation is in turmoil. Countless mighty cultivators have suffered devastating defeats and retreated to the Xuantian Sect. Mo Qi, fresh from his bath: “How dare you, vile demon! I could tell at a glance that you weren’t human. Boundless Celestial Worthy, behold my Fireball Spell!” A mighty demon: “A Fireball Spell? Hahahaha! Are you trying to laugh me to death? I am a great demon born of heaven and earth, ruler of all spirits, deathless and ete 126Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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   If any of these books doesn't make you laugh until you're a maggot, I'll eat my hat.

4. 304 痞 A Rogue Poison Strategist, the Empress Dowager Says I'm So Bad 痞子毒士，太后直呼你好坏 Mingyuan铭远Historical2.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + no System + lighthearted entertainment + multiple women] “King Fengmei, you already have a harem of wives and concubines. You still want to be my father?” “The court is in turmoil. To put an end to the consort clan’s meddling in government, I am willing to marry the Empress Dowager!” With the Empress Dowager’s peerless beauty, how could Tu Yile let her go? Tu Yile transmigrates into the Great Feng dynasty as a beggar?! To save his life, he answers the imperial proclamation. 16.6kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves
5. 305 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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   "The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty" is now complete with over 2 million words. I think my own writing is pretty good, so I'm giving it a try. [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Laughing][Laughing][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

6. 306 偷 After They Heard My Thoughts, the Country’s Biggest Foodies Were Shocked 偷听我心声后，惊动全国吃货大佬 Yu Shengsheng余苼升Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Beloved by the Whole Family + Food + Heartwarming + Feel-Good + Intangible Cultural Heritage Cuisine + Distinctively Regional Dishes] Shen Huazheng transmigrates into the beloved darling of the Shen family. She has no System, no medical skills, and can’t turn out elegant prose, so she might as well lie flat and be a pampered little couch potato who spends every day eating and drinking. Shen Huazheng watches her father, Minister Shen, prepare to go out to a banquet. [What a shame. 15.4kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves

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   🫧The female protagonist transmigrates to ancient times. Her father works in the Ministry of Revenue, and her brothers study at the Imperial Academy. She makes breakfast for her father and brothers to take to work/school. The steaming tofu pudding and fried dough sticks make her colleagues drool... 🫧Her family can hear her inner thoughts, but all they hear is her sister/daughter's mind filled with roast duck, spicy crayfish, hot pot, barbecue, and braised goose in an iron pot...

7. 307 江 Tales of the Martial World: The Invincible Heroine 江湖笑传之侠女无敌 Qingyuan Xiyu清渊汐语Ancient Romance269k WordsCompleted A young cook who carries a cleaver through the martial world meets a noble young master who blushes and knows how to make wontons. Amid laugh-out-loud daily antics, they uncover the truth behind a massacre. Reading tips: Don't read while drinking, or you might spray your phone. Don't read late at night, or you'll get hungry. Keep some tissues handy: tears of laughter are still tears. The martial world is vast, but the dining hall is small. Revenge must be taken, and meals must be eaten. There's 108Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The legendary tales of laughter in the martial arts world will absolutely make you laugh until your pants fall off, fluttering in the wind on the flagpole of the government office.

8. 308 离 After the Divorce, Dr. Su Caught the Eye of a Powerful Man 离婚后，苏医生被大佬盯上了 A Wild Horse Going Neigh Neigh一匹野马汪汪汪Modern Romance616k WordsCompleted [Season One of the motion comic is now available] [The early chapters focus on family disputes, with more emphasis on her career] [The male lead appears later] [It only gets better as the story goes] She's a cold, sharp cardiothoracic surgeon who wields a scalpel and is divorced with a child. He's a roguishly handsome power player with connections in both the underworld and the legitimate world. It was love at first sight for him, and he won't stop pursuing her. Then there's a gentle, refined yo 57.3kReads8.7Score6.3kShelves
9. 309 大 The School of Mind in the Ming Dynasty 大明心学 Qingyuan Xiyu清渊汐语Historical251k WordsCompleted This is a sweeping historical novel starring Wang Yangming. The story begins with Wang Yangming’s birth in 1471, the seventh year of the Chenghua era, and ends with his death aboard a boat in Nanan, Jiangxi, in 1529, the seventh year of the Jiajing era. Spanning fifty-eight years, the novel paints a vivid, panoramic portrait of the extraordinary life of one of the Ming dynasty’s greatest figures: the omens surrounding his birth, his youthful ambitions, his enlightenment at Longchang, his campai 1Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 310 绣 The History of an Embroidered Bed 绣榻野史 Qingyuan Xiyu清渊汐语Historical395k WordsCompleted “The Embroidered Couch” alludes to the secrets hidden deep within women's quarters and behind brocade curtains, while “Unofficial History” signals that this book recounts court intrigues and street-side tales absent from the official record, passed around by the common folk. Through the case of an honest family in Jiangnan forced into prostitution, the novel lays bare the dark picture of the Jiajing era of the Great Ming, where officials and merchants collude, corruption runs rampant, and the pe 1.5kReads—Score136Shelves
11. 311 社 A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕：黑莲蓉和完颜康 Nuwa Is Catching Up on Sleep女娲补觉中Female-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died 244Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    A story of bickering lovers at the start, with mortal enemies locked in a whirlwind of ambiguity [licking screen][laughing]. A white-collar worker transmigrates into Huang Rong, seemingly silly and funny, but actually quite intelligent. She appears nonchalant on the surface but secretly orchestrates events, managing to reverse Yang Kang's tragic fate and disrupt the original plot. The clash of various factions resembles a clash of North and South values, packed with laughs; I was so tired I wanted to punch the wall while watching it late at night.

12. 312 金 Dreams of the Golden Vase 金瓶梦迷 Qingyuan Xiyu清渊汐语Historical377k WordsCompleted The moon over Linqing shines on the Customs House sails Whose romance does the Qing River hide at night? Cooking smoke drifts over Zishi Street, through centuries gone by Who still awaits that unfinished fate? Embroidered shoes shatter the bluestone path The wine's fragrance has intoxicated countless eyes Lights flicker atop Lion Tower, like the passing years Who, behind the curtain, secretly clicks the abacus? Plum blossoms in a golden vase, who pities the ill-fated beauty? A pot of springtime 2.2kReads—Score159Shelves
13. 313 健 Muscles and Heartbeats at the Gym: The Dumbbell 健身房的肌理与心跳之哑铃 Qingyuan Xiyu清渊汐语Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted Dumbbells: Muscle and Heartbeats at the Gym 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
14. 314 重 Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶，王爷竟然会读心 Clumsy Goop菜鸡糊糊Ancient Romance445k WordsCompleted The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c 282Reads—Score106Shelves

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    But just a few days later, my men learned that my third brother had committed suicide. I didn't dare tell you. I took my sword and led my men to the Jing'an Prince's residence. With the Crown Prince's men protecting the Prince, I couldn't kill him. I only slaughtered a few of his capable subordinates, and I was wounded in the process. After returning, I still told you the news. I knew that my concealment would cause you more pain. I'm sorry, I've disappointed you again.

15. 315 多 The Little Immortal Lord of Many Treasures 多宝小仙君 A Wild Horse Going Neigh Neigh一匹野马汪汪汪Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted Duobao, an Immortal Lord and deputy manager of one of the Heavenly Court’s branch treasuries, earned eight hundred Fortune Points a month. After more than three hundred years of diligent service, he was sent down to the mortal world to undergo trials when his subordinate, the Golden Boy, stole thirty thousand Fortune Points from the treasury. His boss, Zhao Gongming, gave him the boot himself. Reincarnate? Sure. Into a rich family? Dream on. His new identity is Wang Duobao, the son of Wang Jia 243Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 316 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 538.9kReads9.7Score71.1kShelves

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    1. Urban comedy, laugh until your abs hurt. 1 million ratings, 9.7. 2. Bizarre plot twists and turns, 9.7 rating. 3. Fantasy, every chapter is hilarious, no holds barred. 4. Transmigration fantasy, you can't stop smiling. 5. Cultivation fantasy, high-energy throughout, 1.43 million ratings, 9.8. Every chapter is exciting.

17. 317 仙 Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释 Beyond Life and Death离境无生灭Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a 60.2kReads9.0Score5.3kShelves

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    Highly recommend these books! I absolutely love them; the writing is excellent and the plots are engaging.

18. 318 明 At the End of the Ming Dynasty, I Become a Wild Man in the Northeast 明末，我在东北当野人 Little Bao of the Milky Way天河小宝Rural Life157k WordsOngoing In the twentieth year of the Wanli reign (1592), the skies over East Asia were thick with the clouds of war. Toyotomi Hideyoshi, a generation-defining warlord, mobilized all of Japan's forces to invade Korea by sea, yet his eyes remained fixed on the Ming Empire behind it. In Ningxia, Bo Bai and his superior, Dang Xin, were at each other's throats, until Bo Bai suddenly rebelled. Nurhaci had just unified the Jianzhou Jurchens, but had already set his sights on the four Haixi tribes, sharpening h 85Reads—Score104Shelves

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    The new book, although it's hardcore history, is quite funny.

19. 319 穿 I Transmigrated, and Now I Have to Keep a Low Profile and Cling to a Powerful Patron! 穿越了不仅得苟，还得抱大腿！ Let's Talk It Out有话好说Eastern Fantasy5.0M WordsOngoing [A Somewhat Dark Protagonist + A Very Talkative System + Multiple Heroines: Enter at Your Own Risk] After transmigrating, Mu Chenyi discovered that he was nothing more than an ordinary servant in the Prince Mu's household. Other transmigrators became young masters of powerful clans. Even the less fortunate ones still had some status. He had nothing at all, except for a chatty System. The System even gave him a dual-cultivation technique! What could he do? Keep his head down, but make it count. F 36.4kReads8.7Score2.8kShelves
20. 320 斩 Slay the Gods: Agent of the Seven Gods, Starting with the Heavenly Movement of All Things 斩神：七神代理人，开局天动万象 Little Calico Cat小呀小狸花Male-Channel Fanfiction392k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods + Genshin Impact + No Heroine + Planet Befall from the start] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chen Cang became a security guard at the school gate where Lin Qiye studied. He also found a Serenitea Pot and seven Statues of the Seven in his mind. By fighting, he could obtain Primogem energy to repair the Statues of the Seven and unlock all the skills from the Genshin Impact game. He could even use the souls of mysterious beings he killed himself to buy Intertwi 200Reads9.3Score112Shelves

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    Funny and lighthearted, with over 7000 hours of runtime, it's watchable.

21. 321 修 A Great War in the Cultivation World, All for a Bite to Eat?! 修仙界大战，只为抢口饭？！ Red Carp, Donkey, Green Crucian Carp红鲤鱼驴绿鲫鱼Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Gourmet cooking + immortal cultivation + scheming sect disciple + lighthearted comedy + goofy daily life + no female lead or harem] Zhu Fan transmigrated to the cultivation world and became a disciple of a sect. Just as he was about to receive his golden finger, something unexpected happened Zhu Fan: Anyone else know this feeling? I was about to become a tycoon in the immortal realm! Once my divine pill was ready, I’d ascend to immortality! But someone suddenly cut in and bound me to the wrong 15kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
22. 322 诡 The Bizarre World: What the Heck Is a Red Alert System? 诡异世界，红警系统是什么鬼？ One-Dollar Jeans一分牛仔裤Mystery1.2M WordsOngoing [Brute + Hilarious + No Romance + Rules-Based Horror + Unstoppable Hero] Every kind of monster and demon exists because we don’t have enough firepower... Drip... drip... drip... In the bathroom at midnight, water drips steadily. Perhaps something is hiding inside, trying to break free of its chains... Drip... drip... drip... Outside the bathroom door, another crisp ticking sound rings out. It’s a damn C4 bomb timer! In the dim corridor, a thin figure appears and disappears, wandering aimless 6.7kReads9.0Score590Shelves
23. 323 领 Lord: Building My Fortune from a Run-Down Barony 领主：从落魄男爵领开始发家 Black Little Civet黑小狸Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Plenty of Everyday Life + Growing Male Lead (with increasing strength) + Lord-Building + Multiple Races + All Kinds of Romance] Lin Wei inherited a run-down barony from his father. The land was too barren to grow food, trade was underdeveloped, and bandits plagued the surrounding area. Even the last hundred guards in his domain were about to mutiny because they hadn't been paid. Fortunately, he unlocked a golden finger that let him see other people's talents. What? The cat-eared girl he b 11kReads8.8Score997Shelves

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    This is a lord-themed novel. After transmigrating, the protagonist is exiled by his wicked stepmother to a corrupt land full of poverty and monsters. In this world, only women can become chosen ones. Fortunately, he has a cheat ability: he can find unclaimed chosen ones, constantly discover new territories, and turn this painful world into an erotica.

24. 324 惊 Thriller Game: From the Start, I Urge the Ghost Courtesan to Reform! 惊悚游戏：开局劝鬼花魁从良！ Sweet Sweet Sweet Stories甜甜甜故事Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Horror game + comedic mild horror + infinite-flow + livestream + no heroine + the protagonist doesn’t act human + everyone is clever + everyone lies + original game scenarios] [The only novel online to tell the story of what happened before the horror game invaded!] [Horror scenario “Ghost Brothel” fully loaded. Players, please get ready!] Lin Xun, a hack screenwriter, is transported into a horror game. Unblockable horror livestreams spread across the internet, turning this into a terrifying sp 5.6kReads9.3Score619Shelves

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    The first book is a masterpiece, 9.5 Is definitely too low. It belongs to the bizarre dungeon genre. Purely a lighthearted and humorous read, no female lead, just pure enjoyment. The protagonist is backed by a village of max-level men, women, and children who can't distinguish between humans and ghosts, and he also has two charismatic brothers who married ghost wives... The second book is also rated slightly lower than its actual quality. It's an infinite dungeon novel, and importantly, it's already completed!!! It's both hilarious and thought-provoking, giving me the feeling that I'm not an ordinary reader. The protagonist is a third-rate ghost film editor who, with his unusual way of thinking, bravely ventures into bizarre dungeons, driving a group of ghosts to the brink of madness...

25. 325 海 The Begonias Bloom for You Again 海棠今又为君开 Yi Shuang宜霜Ancient Romance556k WordsCompleted [Historical Romance + Sweet Romance + National and Family Feuds] In her previous life, Xiuyi trusted a scumbag and agreed to marry him, only to be pushed into a pond by a scheming white lotus and drown! Reborn, she opened a clinic, saved her father and brothers, kicked the scumbag to the curb, and schemed to have the white lotus die a gruesome death in prison. The cold-faced marquis, whose power held sway over the realm, drew her into his arms: “Don't worry! With me here, everything will be your 41.3kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves

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    Six times already! Hahaha... It cracked me up! Super funny, hilarious, and original! I'd stay up all night to watch it!!

26. 326 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 525.3kReads9.5Score41.9kShelves
27. 327 蝉 The Cicada Project 蝉计划 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Urban4.7M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + crafty schemer + comedy + meme references + one heroine] As spiritual qi revived, Jiang Bai unexpectedly arrived in the age of the fifth mysterious tide. Everything he knew had faded with the passage of time. The world had been utterly transformed, familiar places and people were gone, and the career he had once fought for had turned to dust. The past was beyond recall. In this chaotic, dark age, order had long since collapsed, civilization was no more, and the shadow of 69.3kReads9.3Score7.2kShelves

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    ① "In the midst of his busy schedule, Sa Xiaoliu didn't forget to look up at the starry sky and sigh, 'The Emperor of the Sky, whose plans are flawless.'" (Selected from 219) Isn't it fun to force a born villain into becoming a monk? ② Village Chief: Liu Ye, please leave the village! The sunny young man is at a loss in the face of the bizarre [smirk] ③ Ye Tian: System, you forced me to use cheats! Have you ever seen a mage wielding a Gatling gun?

28. 328 什EN What?! Our Family Descends from an Eldritch God? 什么！我们家居然是邪神后裔？ Yu Tao i予桃iEastern Fantasy4.3M WordsOngoing [Western fantasy + multiple heroines + the uncanny + Lovecraftian horror + elves + reborn in the womb] The darkness and distortion lurking beneath the civilized world, and the eerie whispers heard only in the dead of night! The day the sea mists rose, the world became an isolated island. At first, I thought I had been reborn into an era of backward technology. There were no phones, computers, Wi-Fi, or anything like that. Fortunately, I was exceptionally handsome and easy to get along with, so 126.2kReads9.2Score11.7kShelves
29. 329 全 The Age of Global Esports: I'm the Only Cheater 全球电竞时代，我是唯一作弊玩家 Not Yet Gone未灭Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Gaming metropolis + choose-your-own cheat + invincible + goofy and irreverent + shameless protagonist, worse than the villains + no goody-two-shoes] Cartridge worlds, runaway data, phantom gaming realms, esports players… Lin Tian transmigrates to a gaming metropolis where games have become the focus of competition across the globe. The universal currency is game cards, and status and power are determined by rank. Supernatural abilities, rare treasures, extraordinary pets and beasts, mercenaries 48.9kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves
30. 330 让 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? 让你直播捡破烂，你去打扫战场？ Update Beast猛更兽Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession. Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can. The whole show takes a turn. “My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our ga 5.4kReads8.9Score675Shelves

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    I highly recommend this; it's one of the best hilarious books on Tomato Books. Reading it late at night will definitely make you laugh out loud. The best way to win it back is to get more friends urging you to update!

31. 331 捉 Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼：主播求求你别苟了！ A Durian一只榴莲Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted “Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System, 1.7kReads8.7Score155Shelves

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    If it's not funny, you can tie me up, cut off my head, and use me as a chamber pot.

32. 332 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.5kReads—Score736Shelves

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    Female lead: The most law-abiding person. If you dare threaten me, I'll take it to the authorities.

33. 333 重 Reborn in the 1980s! No Regrets!!! 重生八零！不留遗憾！！！ Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生10k WordsCompleted Reborn in 1980! No regrets!!! 336Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 334 这 This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Urban67k WordsOngoing Reading novels is all about having fun. If you enjoy supernatural comedies and absurd humor, this is the book for you. Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He was only planning to work as a male model over the summer to earn some spending money, but before he could even start, his grandfather, who had been dead for six months, showed up at his door. From then on, the gears of his ordinary life began to turn in a new direction. It all started with that fierce 349Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hey there! This is a supernatural comedy film. If you're passing by, why not take a look? You might like it! [Kissing emoji][Kissing emoji][Almost crying emoji]

35. 335 三 Three Kingdoms: I Start at Changban Slope and Accidentally Save the Wrong Person on Livestream 三国：开局长坂坡，我直播救错人 The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical234k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Shameless Antics + Three Kingdoms + Conquest + Livestreaming] Qin Feng transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and obtains a livestreaming System. As long as he streams, he gets stronger. Qin Feng: “What’s up, guys! I’m at Changban Slope today, livestreaming myself taking down Cao Cao with Brother Yun! Spam those sixes!” Onlookers: “No way! Are livestreamers really going this far now? He’s actually fighting him!” “Dude, you’re supposed to save A Dou! Why are you rescuing Lady Mi instea 531Reads8.5Score—Shelves
36. 336 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 11.3kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
37. 337 牛 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night长夜微醺Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves

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    Yes, yes, my brother has them, there are no clichéd plot points.

38. 338 老 Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的 Liu Zongzhu流宗竹Eastern Fantasy345k WordsCompleted [A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri 5.8kReads6.5Score713Shelves

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    This book is great, funny, and I especially love Lin Ke'er's rebellious spirit.

39. 339 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 44.7kReads7.3Score3.7kShelves

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    Try this, six

40. 340 全 Global: I Memorized Three Thousand Daoist Texts and Changed Class to Celestial Master 全民：我背诵三千道藏转职天师 Moderate Ink Brush中庸点墨Urban3.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + No Harem + Passionate Action + Multiple Classes + Invincible Leveling] A hundred years ago, otherworldly races invaded at will, bringing humanity to the brink of extinction. To fight back against the demon beasts, everyone undergoes a class change at the age of twelve. Only by becoming a class-changer and continually leveling up can one reach the pinnacle of the world! On the day of his class change, Ye Xiang became a Taoist priest with a natural level of ten. But Taois 54.4kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves

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    💐💐First book. I almost died laughing in the middle of the night. This book is excellent. 💐💐Second book. Don't be fooled by the title. The language is hilarious, and the plot doesn't follow any predictable formula. I haven't read a good novel like this in a long time.

41. 341 为 For True Love, My Wife Divorces Me and Leaves With Nothing 为了真爱，老婆净身出户也要离婚 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换12k WordsCompleted For the sake of true love, my wife is willing to divorce me and leave with nothing. 788Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm dying of laughter, just don't ask me to pay you back.

42. 342 穿 I Reincarnated Into a Female-Oriented Novel, and I Beat Up the Heroine Who Abused Me! 穿进女频文，我把虐我的女主吊起来打！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换12k WordsCompleted I Got Transported Into a Female-Oriented Novel, So I Beat Up the Heroine Who Tormented Me! 384Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 343 直 Live Beast Appraisal: Your Pet Beast Is Way Too Brazen 直播鉴兽：你家宠兽太开门了 Shan Yeh Huan衫叶涣Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Beast Taming + Everyday Life + Lighthearted Comedy + System + Beast Appraisal] Lu Ye, an antiques-appraisal streamer, woke up one day to discover that the world had entered the Beast-Taming Era. As he wondered whether to keep streaming his antiques appraisals, he unexpectedly awakened a beast-appraisal System and immediately became a proud beast-appraisal streamer. His livestreams soon took a strange turn. “Your two-headed snake's right head doesn't look like its left one. It ha 26.3kReads8.6Score2.7kShelves

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    These three are the best I've found in the past month! Was the second one only rated 7-something? I hadn't noticed before.

44. 344 这 This Little Brother Is Trouble, but That Little Sister Is Irresistible 这弟弟有毒，那妹妹真香 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted This Little Brother Is Trouble, but That Little Sister Is Irresistible 36Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 345 嗟 Alas, Immortal 嗟仙 Meticulous Cultivation精耕细作Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [The human side of cultivation, ensemble cast, no golden finger] Now that order has been established in the cultivation world, fighting and killing are no longer the norm. What matters more is navigating human relationships. Zhu Xiaosuo rises from an ordinary mortal to an immortal, one step at a time, in the name of “saving face.” 31.1kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves
46. 346 玄 Xuanhuan: I'm the Ultimate Villain 玄幻：我是超级大反派 Cool Heart凉心Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsOngoing Lu Wuchen transmigrates and becomes a prince of the Shanhai Immortal Dynasty in the Great Thousand Dao Domain. He possesses a Dao Bone, exceptional talent, and a handsome face. By all appearances, he's someone blessed with incredible fortune. But after absorbing his memories, he discovers that things are completely different from what he expected. At three, he stole someone else's Dao Bone. At eight, he seized a dynasty's fortune. At thirteen, he crippled the protagonist's father... This is 12.6kReads9.0Score972Shelves

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    The first book was genuinely hilarious; I secretly chuckled to myself under the covers in the middle of the night. The second book, with its protagonist tormenting the chosen one of destiny, and the chosen one's impotent rage, was truly laughable. [Smirk] The third book is not for those with a lolicon complex! [Evil grin]

47. 347 人 In a World of High Martial Arts, the System Says I'm the Demon Son of Some Pleasure Sect 人在高武，系统说我是某欢宗魔子 One-Slash Killing Sword一口杀人剑Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Teenager Chu Nan confesses to the campus belle and gets rejected on the spot. Then, by chance, he awakens a System. But the System mistakes Chu Nan’s high martial arts world for a cultivation fantasy world. And so, the System gets everything mixed up. Then Chu Nan goes through a series of absurd events, including but not limited to: He fails to confess, but the System decides he tried and failed to defile a holy maiden. The System threatens him with castration to force him to leave the Hehuan Se 7.5kReads7.5Score838Shelves
48. 348 疯 The Mad Heiress Is Back: She Takes Everyone Down Equally 疯癫千金归来：平等创飞所有人 Angry Hammer愤怒的锤子Ancient Romance589k WordsOngoing [Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + no romance + wish fulfillment + wild imagination + formidable fighting skills] The first thing Qin Zhaoyue did after transmigrating to ancient times was try to kill herself. What’s the point if I don’t get a cheat? They promised me a relaxing vacation. Why did I still draw such a miserable identity? Was the original owner born under a cursed star? What kind of tragic life is this? Abandoned by her grandmother, despised by her parents, robbed of her life an 2.4kReads6.6Score146Shelves

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    The female lead is beautiful in spirit, and it gets funnier and funnier as the story progresses. [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]

49. 349 妻 My Wife Has Another Husband in an Online Game 妻子在网游里还有一个老公 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Another Husband in an Online Game 213Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 350 转 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 Boiled Peanuts and Edamame水煮花生和毛豆Urban274k WordsOngoing The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This new book is definitely worth reading; it gets more interesting the more you read it, and it's also a good way to accumulate words.

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