The Gods Make a Pledge with Me, and I Call the Gods Stupid 神明与我画押，我骂神明傻叉

1 最 The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士，我拉低女频世界下限 Gatsby Can't Get Back on His Feet盖兹比不会翻身Historical1.4M WordsOngoing 7.2kReads8.3Score593Shelves

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This book can be said to be enjoyable from the beginning to the end. There is no plot to subdue one's wits or fraud in the introduction. Whatever is in the introduction is what is in the book. It's so damn exciting. I can laugh from beginning to end. [Laughing][laughing]

2 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted 170.4kReads9.7Score20.8kShelves

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Follow Shanwai to learn how to be crazy and be happy every day. Everything about Shanwai is great, but updates are a bit lacking. The madman outside the mountain has his own tricks, and I don't lack a knife. During the serialization of the first book, my mental state was very worrying. You give me face, the cushions on my shoes, and the long-eared flag are enough. The second book is finished, and the ending is a bit choking. Stone and bamboo are a perfect match, but the relationship is a little teary. Recommended star rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

4 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted 5.4kReads9.1Score863Shelves

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Stop talking and watch.

5 十 The End of Ten Days 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 1.9MReads9.9Score229kShelves

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To be precise, he is indeed a god. Qi Xia really looks at people like they are fools.

7 我 Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted 1.2MReads9.9Score177.7kShelves

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I made a pledge with the god, and the god turned out to be my mother. Under Klein, my mother was killed indiscriminately.

8 奇 How Strange: The Moment I Was Bound to the System, Things Got Spooky 奇了怪了，系统一绑，邪门到场 Not Yao不是夭Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 10.9kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves

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I love Dian So You wll

12 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 36.5kReads9.6Score5.5kShelves

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Is it this one?

13 注 Warning! The Amnesiac Follower of the Yandere God Is on the Loose 注意！病娇神明的失忆信徒出没 Salty Fish Jiao咸鱼娇421k WordsCompleted 118Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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How is it? Two male protagonists [laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

15 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted 14.7kReads9.4Score2.5kShelves

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The first one is very, very funny. Jiang Lian in the book is very funny. She is brave and kind, dares to hate, love and hate (although she is a bit cowardly). Although she has a bit of twists and turns on the road to wealth, she still succeeds. This book can be recommended. The second one is, (The Combination of the King of Hell). The plot is very funny. If you like it, you can read it. The third one is, The Overbearing Northeastern Wife tells the story of Yang Mengyue who traveled to ancient times and her husband's funny daily life. These are actually my recommendations. You can take a look. In fact, I only recommend them to you after reading them. All the recommended indexes are five. If you like it, give me a heart. I love you.

17 我 I'm a Max-Level Big Shot with Billions of Secret Identities 我满级巨佬，有亿层马甲怎么了 Beiming Zecheng北冥泽城Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 1.5kReads5.8Score258Shelves

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The first one is really good! There's nothing embarrassing about the vest story!! I like to see the two people, Kuan and Susu, feeling extremely guilty after fighting each other's vests. And the feeling of water in the horse will not feel like Mary Jack Su. And in the following plots, the most powerful thing about Guan and Susu is their incredible IQ, super logic and caution. The main plot seems too comfortable and comfortable, and some of the supporting characters are also interesting, such as Jinxu and Guimao. It really makes me laugh when I see them. In the book, the king of b is also b, which makes people extremely comfortable! It's really beautiful, highly recommended!

20 我 My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? 我亲爱的子民，你为什么不说话 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance284k WordsOngoing 2.9kReads9.3Score335Shelves

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Story introduction: The first book is a combination story about King Yama (Wang), which really makes people laugh on the bed! Recommended star rating: Stars, Stars, Stars. The second book is written by the same author as the first one, and there are also Yama and Yan Wang in it! Recommended star rating: Stars and Stars The third book is about variety shows, and it's also very funny! Recommended star rating: stars, stars, stars

22 钱 Money's Hard to Earn, and Work's a Pain. Not a Penny Comes Home 钱难挣屎难吃，一分别想带回家 Lost a Big Watermelon丢了个大西瓜Modern Romance106k WordsOngoing 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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(Appears in a sports car) Good evening, my beautiful sister, I wonder if you have time (Parked in the wrong place) (Towed away) (Send message) (Failed to send message) (Leave with regret) (lower sexy voice) Good evening, my baby, have you (choked on saliva) (Coughing heartbreakingly) (Shaking the red wine glass) Good evening, my baby, I wonder if you are willing (wine spilled all over the pants) (Hurry Leaving) (Hands on the wall and approaching) Good morning, beautiful sister, I wonder if you are interested (the paint is still wet) (Leaving in a hurry) (Legs crossed, back against the wall, holding a rose) Woman, good evening, I don't know if I have time (My foot slipped and fell to the ground) (Covered in mud, he fled in embarrassment) (Appeared with a rose in his mouth) Good morning, my friend, I don't know if you are willing to take a look (Stung in the mouth) (Leaving in a hurry)

23 水 Still Waters Run Deep, Mom Brought Our Big Brother Along 水浅王八多，咱妈带咱哥 Chao Ge朝戈Modern Romance834k WordsCompleted 1.7kReads9.4Score300Shelves

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They are all good books that I keep at the bottom of my box.

24 摆 I Quit and Call Off the Engagement! Chase Me and I'll Hold Your Funeral 摆烂退婚！追到我给你开追悼会 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted 23.3kReads9.5Score4.1kShelves

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These are a collection of ridiculous and nonsensical quotations [face covering][face covering][face covering] The first book, Qin Wanyin vs. Lu Jianye, is really super good-looking. After reading the first chapter, you will know that the subsequent plot development is very interesting. The second book, Jiang Lian vs. Shen Que, Sister Mianmian and Brother Quezi, are wimps who go crazy about literature. The male protagonist always accompanies the female protagonist to make trouble. The third book, Shi Ha vs. Si Qingyan, the male protagonist disguised himself as a woman to get along with the female protagonist. This one is also super interesting to read.

25 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted 130.3kReads9.6Score14.7kShelves

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The first book, Yama King cp, the male protagonist's self-guided strategy, is really funny, it made my stomach hurt when I laughed [laughter and cry][laughter and cry] The second book, Long Ear cp, is about the illness (bushi) love between Uncle Slap and Spear Teacher who run in both directions. This book is full of jokes and funny everywhere [laughter and cry][laughter and cry] The third book, Qi Tian Dasheng CP, I don't allow anyone to read the love-hate story of Brother Yinzi and Qi Jiaojiao (bushi). The above three books have full five-star funny index [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

26 虽 I'm a Goofball, but I Still Hit Back Hard! 虽然是沙雕，但还是重拳出击！ Song Yanxi宋言蹊493k WordsCompleted 620Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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These books are all very, very funny. Except for the last one, which has no system, the others are all systematic. They all tell the story of the heroine who is the destined girl and is transported to that world to reverse this weird situation.

30 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted 147.1kReads9.6Score17.9kShelves

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The lawless heroine, the kind who stays up late watching and laughing until the next door complains.

31 厄 The Misfortune Streamer: One Sentence from Me Scares the Whole Internet to Tears 厄运主播，我一句话吓哭全网 Magnaton of Linggu Temple灵谷寺的玛格纳顿Urban249k WordsCompleted 1.6kReads8.5Score148Shelves

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Highly recommend this first book, every word in it can make me laugh silly

32 权 Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下，剑挽天华 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 53.4kReads9.6Score7kShelves

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🍀①Someone has made a dead end and wants "me" to betray all the relatives❗ "It's okay, I have a system🤖..." The heroine comforted herself, "Although the system is a fool [face covering]..."... The world has changed drastically, luck has been redistributed, and geniuses are rushing to emerge🐉. 🍀②My sister said that the prince and the princess finally lived happily together🎎, but what happened to the prince next door? He fell in love with the evil queen at first sight without saying anything💘, and even killed the king and succeeded in taking the throne... 🍀③Sand Glyphs❗❗❗The heroine "He is so cool.", System [Villains generally have arrogant character settings [cool]. ], The heroine "Yes, if God wants you to perish, he must first make you crazy [think]." The system [This sentence is not used in this way [face covering].]

34 当 When the Nitpicker Becomes a Cannon-Fodder Villainess 当杠精沦为炮灰女配 Loquat枇杷Modern Romance555k WordsCompleted 1kReads9.2Score122Shelves

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Is it enough? [Learned][Learned][Learned]

37 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 5.5kReads9.5Score729Shelves

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These books are all good

38 惊 Shocking! The Silly, Soft-Hearted Darling Is Swept Away by the Villainous Tycoon 惊呆！沙雕软包被反派大佬抱走了 No Angst不虐Modern Romance346k WordsOngoing 3Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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I don't allow anyone to not know about them!

42 一 One Man Destroyed My Spiritual Root, So I Summoned the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands to Beat Him Up 一人毁我灵根，我摇四海八荒群殴 Fruit Tea with Pearls果茶加珍珠Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 8.4kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves

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These books are really amazing and very funny. In the third book, the heroine only realizes after entering the sect that the people in the sect are very involved and they are simply the wronged ones. The others are also very nice~

43 女 The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted 55kReads9.5Score6kShelves

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I like the first one, it made me laugh so hard, I'm a bunch of idiots. The second one is also very funny. I laughed so much that my stomach hurts. I'm not joking. The third slap in the face scene is super 6, you can check it out. The fourth one is very outrageous.

46 沙 The Goofy Heroine Uses Tech to Cultivate Immortality and Becomes Unstoppable 沙雕女主科技修仙，超神逆天 Chilly Dawn Light晓光寒Ancient Romance588k WordsOngoing 1.3kReads9.2Score220Shelves

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All very nice.

48 叛 After Defecting, He Accidentally Became the Strongest Swordsman 叛逃后，一不小心成了最强剑修 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Ancient Romance532k WordsOngoing 7.2kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves

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Same author, really good! !

50 我 I Light Incense to Worship the Gods: the Gods Say I Don't Smell Good 我点高香敬神明：神明说我香不行 Shocking to Life惊栩生Ancient Romance86k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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This is a newly opened book. I don't know what it will be like in the future.