Funny Stories Full of Memorable Quotes, Lots of Chapters, All Here and Frequently Updated 搞笑文，金句频频，章数多，都在这，经常更新

1. 201 姐 My Sister Cried Because We're Poor! 姐姐哭了，因为穷！ Yi DaX伊大XMarriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Older Sister Cried Because We Were Poor! 74Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 202 前 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 18Reads—Score214d adds
3. 203 我 I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏！ Yu Zuo予作Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp 113kReads9.5Score12.3k14d adds
4. 204 请 Does Your Girlfriend Have a Boyfriend? 请问你女朋友有对象吗 Sprout Takes a Nap芽芽打盹Modern Romance801k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + universal heartthrob After binding to a System, Wei Yu began playing the male leads’ unattainable dream girl. She transmigrated into the wife a mob boss had taken by force. Cold and unfeeling, she never loved him at all, and only waited for the day of a shootout so she could take a bullet for him and put an end to all their grievances. But the boss made her wear three bulletproof vests. · She transmigrated into the childhood friend of a future domineering CEO. She devoted 119.4kReads9.0Score11.9k14d adds

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   I've watched it countless times, it's hilarious [facepalm]. The female lead transmigrates into the body of a mafia boss who falls in love at first sight and forcibly takes her as his wife. She never loves him, she just waits for the day she can take a bullet for him and end all their grudges. But, the boss puts three bulletproof vests on her [facepalm]...

5. 205 癫 Insane! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw 癫！绑定系统后，我成了法外狂徒 Not Yao不是夭Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The 12.1kReads8.9Score1.4k14d adds

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   Participating in a reality show, she dug three holes in three days, discovered three skeletons, and was arrested three times. Even more shockingly, on the fourth day, she unearthed the murder weapon. Director: Was she hired by their rival? [Fear][fear][fear]

6. 206 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 40.2kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds

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   The hilarious Chunxi Road God of War has acquired a livestream prank system! Successfully pulling off a prank will randomly earn you a reward! Jiangnan: I'll show you a magic trick. Daixiaomei: What magic trick? Jiangnan: Make your livestream disappear! After saying that, Jiangnan reached for his waist…

7. 207 流 Only After My Miscarriage Did I Learn My Mother and Brother’s Secret 流产后，才知道妈妈和弟弟的秘密 Yi DaX伊大X6k WordsCompleted After the miscarriage, I finally learned my mother's and younger brother's secret 266Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 208 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 46.3kReads9.1Score2.9k14d adds
9. 209 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: When in Doubt, Charge In 灵气复苏：遇事不决莽一波 One Slash一刀斩下Urban10.7M WordsOngoing [Carefully planned haymakers + overwhelming force + mind-blowing feats = brain storage area] “Locking your health bar? What are you locking? A little cheating doesn't count as cheating, get it?” Everyone knows that the highest level of competition often uses the simplest methods. In a fantasy world crawling with cultivators and teeming with countless races, Lu An is an ultimate being with a perfect six-sided stat sheet. He only excels at one thing: using his peerless wisdom to convince people th 39.1kReads8.9Score2.7k14d adds

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   Dali needs no introduction; the beginning was quite entertaining. The daily skill acquisition was genuinely enjoyable, funny, and absurd. The skills were randomized, and the Five-Step Snake's witty lines had me laughing until my stomach hurt. A paragon of righteousness, a beacon of light.

10. 210 刚 I Just Broke Up with the Female Emperor, and Now I Level Up by Stepping on Ants 刚和女帝分手，踩死蚂蚁升级了 Yun Xiao Luo云小落Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted [You’re in a world of high martial arts, but I command the entire world] [The world’s greatest prodigy is actually the same person?] [The Empress’s master] [The mastermind behind the high-martial-arts world] In the Age of High Martial Arts, strange beasts ran rampant. The opportunities at a vocational martial arts school could never compare to those at a top academy among the stars. Su Mo had just broken up with his girlfriend, a peerless prodigy. He had only reached the third stage of the Hidde 20.1kReads8.9Score1.9k14d adds
11. 211 谁 Who Let Him Awaken His Talent? 谁让他觉醒天赋的？ Cheese Spade芝士黑桃Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + Mythology Awakens + Overpowered Leveling + Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone changes class and awakens a talent. Monsters run rampant, and other races invade! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Only by becoming a class-changer, leveling up, and growing stronger can you stand at the top of the world! On the day of his class change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden class: the Fate Jester. He gains the D-r 12.8kReads8.8Score1.7k14d adds

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    Don't worry, it's incredibly down-to-earth, keeping up with the times, and a pioneer of homophones [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm] [Nationwide Job Change + Mythological Revival + Invincible Leveling Up + Lighthearted and Funny + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone undergoes a job change and awakens their talents. Monsters roam freely, and alien races invade! Danger and opportunity coexist! Only by becoming a job changer, leveling up, and becoming stronger can one stand at the pinnacle of the world! On the day of his job change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden profession, the Fate Master. He obtains the D-level talent "Fate Modification" (one-time talent). He initially thought it was a useless talent, but his ability to exploit bugs is unparalleled! "Fate Modification": You can modify one character in the Fate Summary once. (The talent disappears after one use) Su Yu activates the talent, directly modifying it to: "Fate Modification" (billion-times talent): The talent disappears after one billion uses. From then on, the world enters its darkest hour! Fate Summary: You are attacked by a Green Peak Serpent, and its venom enters your body. Modified: You are attacked by a Green Peak Serpent, and its spiritual liquid enters your body. Green-horned Serpent: "How come this human Kuku levels up after I bite him?" Fate Summary: You attack the succubus clan with Meteor Shower. Revised: You attack the succubus clan with Meteor Shower. Succubus: "Are you a dog?!" Fate Summary: You are attacked by a Titan Bear, struggle hard, and are eaten alive. Revised: You are attacked by a Titan Bear, struggle hard, and are born. Titan Bear: "I'm totally confused, how did I suddenly get pregnant while we were fighting?" Looking at the kind-faced Titan Bear, Su Yu immediately said, "Mom!"

12. 212 穿 Transmigrated to Republican-Era China, I Live Off Women and Give Nothing Back 穿到民国硬饭软吃 Nian Qing Jiu Qing念卿九卿Historical1.3M WordsOngoing Qin Que, who arrives in the late Qing and early Republican era, has no grand ambitions. He just wants to survive the chaos with his beautiful wife and beloved companions. But Yuan Shikai appoints him military governor of Shanghai. What can he do? This hot potato is impossible to refuse, and it isn't easy to lie flat in a place every military power is fighting to control. Thankfully, Qin Que doesn't give up. After taking office, he keeps trying to find a way toward the laid-back life he wants. Bu 6.2kReads5.9Score27814d adds

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    You can take a look at this.

13. 213 求 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 Tears Congeal into Water泪凝水Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds

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    These three books fit the bill perfectly: they don't force humor, they're not mindless, they occasionally have witty lines, and the use of internet memes is just right—not forced. I laughed so hard I couldn't sleep last night after reading one of these books. (I suggest you read a few chapters first to see if they suit you. You can come back and comment if you like them or not, and hopefully help others avoid them.)

14. 214 退 After Retirement, My Wife Brought People to Arrest Me 退休后，老婆带人来抓我了 Storytelling Lazy讲故事的LazyUrban1.9M WordsCompleted From the start, a beautiful woman proposed to him. Liu Xuedong was a fake psychologist and, in reality, an S-Rank Cleaner. Just as he was happily anticipating a perfect life, he realized things weren't going quite the way he'd imagined… Wait, isn't my wife the one I hate most? (A professional writer registered with the Provincial Writers Association. Credentials verified, so read with confidence.) 47.4kReads9.0Score4.2k14d adds
15. 215 告 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 12.1kReads9.0Score1.1k14d adds
16. 216 3 Eating My Way Through Life at 38? I'll Choose My Childhood Sweetheart 38岁吃软饭？我选择幼驯染 My Sword Has Always Been Sharp吾剑也未尝不利也Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines + laid-back daily life + a touch of System + divine-level tastes] [Ding!] [The Life Comeback System has been bound] Su Mo was reborn, back in a baby crib in 2002. The good news: Armed with thirty-eight years of life experience and a System, he was a winner from the start. The bad news: The chubby little girl next door grabbed his hand and called him “little hubby” right in front of both their families. Su Mo had planned to lie flat and take life easy, while using his advantage 10.6kReads8.4Score92914d adds

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    This is worth checking out; it contains numerous references to various novels.

17. 217 大 Great Ming: No More Pretending, Your Grandpa Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明：不装了，你爷爷我是朱元璋 All Under Heaven Are One天下大同Historical2.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Shou woke up one morning to find that he had transmigrated to the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty. His family was fairly well-off, but to his shock, he discovered that he was a wastrel with a brain disorder. After calculating the date of Crown Prince Zhu Biao’s impending early death, Zhu Shou hurried to discuss an important matter with his grandfather, who had always looked after him. “Old man, Crown Prince Zhu Biao is about to die. We’d better run!” That one sentence left his grandfather stu 1.8kReads9.1Score29214d adds
18. 218 年 The 1970s: This Book Is a Little Improper 年代，这本书有点不正经 Tomatoes Are Spicy番茄很辣Modern Romance701k WordsOngoing [Alternate-history fantasy era + transmigrate into a book + going crazy + hilarious + space + System + stockpiling goods + face-slapping + multiple male leads] Content warning: This is an alternate-history fantasy setting. Prices are high. The story is mainly lighthearted, humorous, and full of memes. Everyone in it is mentally unwell. It doesn’t follow normal logic and isn’t a traditional period novel. If that’s not your thing, please move along. How can you transmigrate into a period novel and 642Reads8.6Score—14d adds

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! It's so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing, I was laughing so hard in the middle of the night, tears streaming down my face 🥰🦋 I laughed from head to toe! The later part, where they deal with the stepsister and stepmother, is absolutely laugh-out-loud funny.

19. 219 睡 Forgive Everything Before Bed, Wake Up and Take on the World 睡前原谅一切，醒来干翻世界 Cantaloupe Stewed in an Iron Pot铁锅炖香瓜Modern Romance295k WordsCompleted [Entertainment Industry + Livestream Variety Show + Show Within a Show + Letting Loose] After completing transmigration-into-a-book missions in a hundred worlds, An You received a gift from the System: a chance to return to her original world and live her life over again! An You: Let the gears of fate start turning! A fake heiress arrives at her country grandfather’s cottage to film a variety show, but fails to recognize him when he returns from his walk. An You: Oh my~ In this forgotten garden, 4.6kReads8.5Score49414d adds

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    This book is amazing!! I can't stress this enough! I'll recommend it countless times! It's already finished, a hidden gem! Absolutely worth rereading! Life is full of laughter and tears; the female protagonist, An You, transmigrates into a pirated book in her original world, essentially reborn! She's incredibly skilled and a hilarious all-rounder! It's like a live-streamed variety show—she'll fight anyone who dares challenge her and turn the tables on the director! The author's original play-within-a-play format creates an immersive, live-streamed murder mystery experience that's unconventional! The male and female leads are mutually attracted; love leads to a happy ending! The supporting characters are not stereotypical; they all have their own unique personalities! A must-read!

20. 220 争EN Contending for Supremacy: Summoning the Xiliang Iron Cavalry at the Start 争霸：开局召唤西凉铁骑 Hardworking Panda勤奋熊猫Historical2.4M WordsCompleted Lin Yi transmigrates to another world and becomes a prince's heir. There are no Four Books and Five Classics here, nor the Hundred Schools of Thought, but warfare rages on all the same. Dynasties rise and fall, ministers and nobles scheme, and heroes vie for control of the Central Plains. Fortunately, Lin Yi awakens a System and summons the fierce general Ma Chao and the elite Xiliang Cavalry from the Three Kingdoms era from the start. As long as he can win people over or beat them into submissi 25.3kReads8.9Score1.9k14d adds
21. 221 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 30.7kReads8.5Score2.3k14d adds

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    You mean a funny story? You meant a funny story, right? Then I'm not sleepy anymore.

22. 222 我 How Can My Wife Be This Adorable? 我的老婆怎么能这么可爱？ San Jiu Ling三久零Urban3.0M WordsCompleted A new book from a veteran author~ [Sweet Romance] [Combat] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [One Heroine] Chen Xing, the youngest god of assassination in the history of the Assassination Star, transmigrates to the Spirit Artifact Continent with a super System. From the start, he finds an abandoned girl named Ling. One glance, and a thousand years pass! He even activates a hidden romance System! The two Systems work together perfectly! Fall in love, and you get stronger! This System just loves watching p 2.1kReads9.3Score22614d adds
23. 223 玄 Fantasy: From the Start, Exiled to Beiliang, Sign-In for Zhao Gao 玄幻，开局发配北凉，签到赵高 One Zhang, Ten Chi一丈十尺Eastern Fantasy790k WordsCompleted “I will climb to the very top, becoming Zhao Gao, second only to The Outcast and above all others.” “Jia Xu has loved nothing but chess his whole life. He has no taste for killing.” “I, Kong Qiu, can teach the Analects, and I can also take down an entire nation with a pair of blades.” 8.4kReads8.8Score42814d adds
24. 224 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.2kReads8.8Score54414d adds
25. 225 高EN High Martial Arts: I Became an All-Element Warrior 高武：我成为了全系武者 Fei'er Catches Loaches飞儿捉泥鳅Urban2.6M WordsCompleted [Elements + Devouring + Cosmos + Steady Protagonist + Ruthless Combat] In a parallel universe, cultivation depends on the elements. The more types of elements you master, the stronger you become. Qin Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, gets the All-Element System from the start, and awakens a devouring talent. Cultivation? Devour things to advance. Elements? Complete missions to gain more. Talent? Top-tier from the get-go. Body? Sorry, my cells are stars, and my body is the universe. 81.5kReads9.0Score6.3k14d adds

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    The first three books are hilarious

26. 226 完 Oh No, Sun Wukong Has Fallen in Love with the Bone Demon 完蛋了，孙悟空爱上了白骨精 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Eastern Fantasy356k WordsCompleted Zhu Bajie: “Tell me, what is love? It makes this old pig pledge himself to another.” Sun Wukong: “The monsters are here. Bajie, you go first. I’ll cover the rear. Don’t worry: if you die, you’ll get a hundred million in underworld currency for compensation, deposited straight into your secret account at the Bank of the Underworld.” Tang Sanzang: “Bajie, your master is hungry. Hurry up and stew a pot of monk meat. Do you even want to keep your job? You’re so slow at everything, as dumb as a pig.” 205Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's super beautiful.

27. 227 狗 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人，算你厉害 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted You Bastard, You Win This Time 2.8kReads—Score—14d adds

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    [Hilarious throughout, full of plot twists, proceed with caution, you'll laugh until your stomach hurts!] Before the engagement, one pregnancy. During serious pre-pregnancy preparation, one and a half months later, another pregnancy. The baby is one year old—and then, another pregnancy. Regent's wife, Gu Mingzhu, stared at the two lines on the pregnancy test and her composure crumbled: "Just once!!" Regent Shen Zhaoning remained unfazed: "I'm in good health."

28. 228 头 Got a Hard Head? Even the Gods Get Smashed by My Brick 头铁？神明来了也得吃我一板砖 I Write with My Own Pen我以我笔Urban441k WordsCompleted [Comedy + One Female Lead + Almost Invincible + Spiritual Qi Revival + Slaying Gods] My name is Su Bai, and I'm a transmigrator with a System. From the start, people thought I was mentally ill, but I drove the doctor insane instead. Then I bound myself to a God-Tier Lottery System and obtained supreme divine skills. And so... [Ten-Cold River God] “The Milky Way is a river too, you know~” [Make a Friend Out of Nothing] Silently say, “I have a friend,” and you can summon a clone. [Evenly Matched] 8kReads8.9Score67514d adds
29. 229 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏：我真的不是老六啊 Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score61514d adds

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    A hilarious story! [Laughing emoji] ❶🔥 (Spiritual Qi Revival + Comedy + Superpowers + Bamboo Shoot Snatching + Unconventional + Silly) ❷🔥 Qiao Xi accepts a mission from the Time and Space Administration, transmigrating into a tragic novel to correct the plot. She becomes a struggling, unknown actress and is bound to a truth-telling system. 🍀 From then on, the tone of this otherwise tragic novel takes a dramatic turn—during a variety show livestream, when asked why she works so hard... 🍀Guest 1: "It reminds me of my hardworking farmer grandfather." 🍀Guest 2: "My grandmother is a farmer, I miss her so much." 🍀Qiao Xi: "For the money! 200,000 Yuan for one appearance, wouldn't you do it? Family, as long as you don't die, work yourself to death!" [Laughing] ❸🔥A struggling streamer, doing an outdoor live stream, encounters a five-step snake and gets bitten! A sure-fire way to die! How to break free? 🌸Li Ke: Guys, don't panic. According to folklore, if you're bitten by a five-step snake, taking five steps forward will definitely kill you, so let's take five steps back and try a counterattack! 🌸Li Ke: If successful! After I retreat 90 steps, I'll wipe out its entire family! 🌸Audience: ???? What the hell?

30. 230 武 Wuxia: One Song for a Taoist Nun, and Li Mochou Weeps 武侠：一首道姑朋友，李莫愁哭了 The Three Powers Transform and Create三才化生Male-Channel Fanfiction312k WordsOngoing [Combined Martial Arts + Lie Flat + Lighthearted] Zhang Chu transmigrates to a martial arts world and, from the start, runs into Li Mochou, who is about to cause a scene at a wedding banquet. After hearing the song “My Taoist Nun Friend,” Li Mochou is moved to tears. Li Mochou: “Young Master Zhang understands me!” Yin Li: “My young master can not only sing, he also makes delicious food.” Yaoyue: “I'm a fan of Young Master Zhang's books.” Guo Jing: “Senior Zhang is a true hero, serving his countr 946Reads8.7Score—14d adds
31. 231 五 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—14d adds
32. 232 我 My Body Has Rebelled 我的身体造反了 I Can't Hold It Together绷不住了Urban801k WordsOngoing [Death-Seeking Antics, Lighthearted Daily Life, Comedy] An Le awakens memories of his past life and realizes that if he dies just one more time, he’ll become invincible! So he starts actively trying to get himself killed: “What? The campus belle is about to get hit by a car? Everyone, move! I’ll do it!” An Le gets run over by a truck and lies dead on the spot! Just as An Le happily waits to die, a voice rings out from inside his body: Brain: We’ve got a job! All departments, report in! Heart: On 10.8kReads9.3Score87914d adds
33. 233 战 The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The God of War Said to Get a New Wife 37Reads—Score414d adds
34. 234 我 I’m Immortal Anyway, So Do Whatever You Want 我反正长生不死，你们随意 One Week, Seven Days Off一周就断七天更Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted (A laid-back story + mastering the art of keeping a low profile + easygoing + humorous everyday life. Enter at your own risk!) Yang Sheng transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens an immortal constitution: he’ll never die! He has a mixed Five Elements spiritual root, making cultivation difficult. What’s he going to do? No worries. Keep a low profile for a million years, and even a Divine Transformation cultivator will call him Dad! Keep a low profile for billions of years, and even a 35.2kReads9.1Score2.7k14d adds
35. 235 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.8kReads6.3Score29114d adds

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    🔥These two books are too weird🔥 The first one is "Reborn in 1980", from a scourge in the compound to a peerless national hero. The second one is "Calamity to Heaven, Earth, and Everyone".

36. 236 认 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后，暴君把我当仇人宠 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy 56Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 237 花 Spending Money Makes It Grow Instead of Shrink: I’m Invincible with Two Systems 花钱不减反增，双系统的我无敌了 Yang Guifei阳贵妃Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [System + lighthearted + satisfying read + unlimited spirit jade + character growth] Tang Tian transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation and awakens two Systems at once. One lets him spend without limit, while the other makes his spending grow his wealth instead of diminish it. And so begins the tale of a tycoon in the Immortal Realm. A wealthy Immortal Realm magnate: “Don't just say I'm rich. He could casually toss out enough money to buy ten thousand people like me.” A major merchant 15.1kReads8.5Score1.7k14d adds

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    Highly recommended by a bookworm who has read thousands of hours of books.

38. 238 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46kReads9.2Score4.4k14d adds

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    It's hilarious; you can see it in the first few chapters. It's full of brilliant jokes.

39. 239 签 Sign-In to Sainthood: I Discover My Wife Is Actually a Demoness Empress 签到成圣：发现老婆竟是魔道女帝 Tong Yuan瞳渊Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Invincible]+ [Sign-In]+ [Empress]+ [Swordsmanship]+ [One Female Lead] Xia Xin transmigrates to a world of cultivation. During an expedition to ancient ruins, he falls for a woman, shares an intimate night with her, and marries her. Only after leaving the ruins does he learn that his wife is a member of the demonic path and keeps company with demonic enchantresses. His sect punishes him by sending him to the Cliff of Reflection to meditate on his mistakes. There, he awakens a sign-in System. Sig 48kReads8.9Score4.5k14d adds

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    Extremely sassy and hilarious

40. 240 碰 Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy! 碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！ At Ten, I'll Never Go to Bed十点打死不睡Urban381k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills] Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?” Su Mu: “Of course.” Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~ “Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?” Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.” Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~” “Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?” Su Mu: “...Go ahead.” Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll m 7.5kReads8.2Score46414d adds

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    The first book: [Sending a Heart] The male protagonist transmigrates into a TV show and gets a job as a designated driver. The first thing he encounters is a guy who's about to vomit in his car and also needs to pee. The protagonist offers to take responsibility for his car? Dude, I'm a designated driver, this is your own car! 😳

41. 241 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 19Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 242 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 196.6kReads9.5Score24.6k14d adds

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    It's hilarious; you can tell just by looking at the ratings.

43. 243 我 I’ve Already Become an Immortal, and Only Now Is Spiritual Energy Returning? 我都成仙了，灵气才复苏？ Three Wheels, Seven Vehicles三轮七车Eastern Fantasy828k WordsOngoing [Martial arts, status panels, longevity, cultivation, beginner-friendly] Lin Xinghe's System has only one function left: observation. Observe a demoness and learn internal energy! Observe a treasured sword and discover a treasure map! Observe a wooden statue and uncover peerless martial arts! Observe the crown prince and discover that she's a woman! Observe yourself and comprehend a new, invincible cultivation method… More than two hundred years later, spiritual qi revival begins. Ancient immort 781Reads8.3Score10714d adds
44. 244 风 Mistress of the Romantic Court 风月主母 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊25k WordsCompleted The Mistress of the House of Love 44Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 245 剑 Sword and Wine 剑酒 Cup of Snow杯雪Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Traditional fantasy + no System + one heroine + slow burn + passionate adventure] In the Eastern Lands, a tavern waiter wears twin sabers at his waist and tempers his heart in the mortal world. In the Western Regions, a devoted monk carries a paintbrush, bringing flowers to the world. In the Southern Mountains, a Daoist wields peachwood, using talismans to subdue mountains and seas. In the northern lands, a monster carves a wooden staff, its dragon's roar shaking the Nine Heavens. And in the Ce 13.1kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds
46. 246 重 Reborn to Sell Stockings, I Have the Campus Beauty Try Them on from the Start 重生卖丝袜，开局让校花试穿 Language Comma语言逗号Urban691k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1.7kReads7.3Score14914d adds
47. 247 冷 The Cold-Hearted CEO’s Ears Turned Red 冷面霸总的耳朵红了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted The Cold-Faced CEO’s Ears Turned Red 13Reads—Score114d adds
48. 248 你 You're a Traffic Cop. Is It Appropriate to Take a Homicide Case? 你一个交警，抢刑侦的案子合适吗 Years Flow Like Water似水留年Urban2.5M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a 94.5kReads9.3Score10.5k14d adds
49. 249 隔 My Neighbor Cusses Me Out Every Day 隔壁邻居每天都在骂我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted My Neighbor Keeps Cursing Me Every Day 107Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 250 无 Infinite Spiritual Power? No, I'm a Human Power Bank 无限灵力？不，我是人形充电包 Seven Treasures Little Coffin七宝小棺材Eastern Fantasy168k WordsOngoing Infinite spiritual power + dantian constipation + a power-supplying formation + play the pig to eat the tiger Others cultivate based on talent. Lin Que cultivates based on his battery level. He transmigrates with infinite spiritual power, but suffers from "dantian constipation syndrome," with spiritual power so blocked up that it leaks out through his lower half. Sect Leader: Go relieve yourself at the mountain-protecting formation every day. And so he becomes the Qingniu Sect's mobile power so 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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