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1. 1251 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 50.1kReads9.6Score6.3k14d adds
2. 1252 惊 Shocking! The Charms This Little Cutie Draws Are a Hit in the Metaphysical World 惊！奶团她画的符咒在玄学界爆了 Soft Whispers浅语潇潇Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted (Everyone’s Darling + Lucky Little Treasure + Truly a Tiny Baby Girl + Six Uncles + No Romance + Ghost Hunting) The Lu family’s youngest daughter went missing, and her six older brothers entered different fields, all so they could find their little sister. Five years later, they finally got news of her... only for her to disappear again. But what the Lu family never expected was that their little sister had left behind a tiny bundle... The little bundle, Xinbao, had been horribly abused by he 342Reads9.1Score10114d adds
3. 1253 别 While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Focus on Staying Alive. Only the Mad Have Ironclad Lives 别人修仙我保命，唯有疯批才命硬 Half Tipsy, Half Rain半醺半雨Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as: The Only Omega in the Cultivation World [Two male leads + original ABO setting + everyone dotes on the protagonist + sweet romance + multiple couples + ensemble cast] Ye Luo is a sweet, soft, and cuddly omega who transmigrates into a book and wakes up in a cultivation world full of blades and bloodshed. To make matters worse, he has become a cannon-fodder villain destined to be killed by the heroine. Fine, if we can't beat them, we'll run. But a few days later, he's completely bew 2.9kReads9.5Score46714d adds
4. 1254 炮 The Cannon-Fodder Young Master Awakens and Runs Away with the Villain 炮灰小少爷觉醒后跟反派双宿双飞 Yu Mengyan雨濛烟Two Male Leads1.3M WordsCompleted Yun Feimiao has a dream: his fiance is the protagonist's devoted admirer, and he is the devoted admirer of his fiance! If he keeps fawning over him, not only will he die at his fiance's hands, but that scumbag will also dig out his spiritual root and give it to the protagonist to absorb and use to level up. Even his entire family will be destroyed by the schemes of that crowd of admirers. Terrified, Yun Feimiao wakes up and immediately breaks off the engagement, then moves into another cannon fo 14.6kReads9.4Score2.1k14d adds
5. 1255 带 Bringing My Kid on a Variety Show? My Daughter: "You're Really My Deadbeat Dad!" 带娃进综艺？闺女：真是我活爹！ It's Zhouzhou, Middle-Aged and Proud是中年的周周呀Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Rebellious post-00s dad] + [Mischievous little girl] + [Livestream] + [No female lead] + [Hilarious and absurd] Xiao Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a college student born in the 2000s. Right after graduating, he takes his daughter along to film a livestream variety show. However, Xiao Yang’s outrageous antics leave viewers stunned. The other parents hold their children’s hands and board the plane early; Xiao Yang abandons his daughter, hops onto a suitcase, and races all ove 4.6kReads8.4Score47314d adds
6. 1256 让 You Asked Me to Take Your Sister to School, and You Got Together with the Teacher? 让你送妹妹上学，你和老师好上了 Write Another Chapter再写一章Urban587k WordsCompleted [Easygoing daily life]+ [One heroine]+ [No System]+ [Not reborn] Jiang Ning is an obscure online novelist who loves writing romance. When his parents had to go back to their hometown to visit relatives, he was tasked with taking his younger sister to school to register. He thought it would be an ordinary first-day registration, never suspecting that the wheels of fate had begun to turn. Jiang Wan: “Bro, do you like Teacher Zhang? I think she’s great. I want her to be my sister-in-law!” He t 13.3kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds
7. 1257 嘴 The Sharp-Tongued Sky Screen: Nothing but Scandalous Past Secrets 嘴毒天幕：专讲黑历史 Jiangbei Jimo江北即墨Historical977k WordsOngoing Su Jin has no idea that the short videos he watches are being broadcast to audiences throughout the ages. As a result, countless emperors, scholar-officials, officials, scholars, and commoners from the ancient past, the Shang and Zhou, Qin and Han, Wei and Jin, Sui and Tang, and Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing dynasties come to treat the sky screen, which plays at the same time every day, as a teacher for learning or as entertainment over tea. It brings about many changes across the dynasties that ot 15kReads8.4Score52414d adds

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   Recommended by a bookworm with over 2,000 hours of reading experience

8. 1258 我 I Really Run an Orphanage, Not an Assassin's Den 我开的真是孤儿院，不是杀手堂 I Am the Ox Warrior我是牛战士Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] [The only imaginative ensemble martial arts novel on the entire site!] [At its peak, 1.5 million readers were following it, ranking seventh across all of Tomato Novel. Come on in and see for yourselves, dear readers!] [Ensemble cast + System + Traits + Martial Arts] Chen Ye transmigrated to the Great Wu Dynasty and became bound to the Orphan-Raising System. By raising orphans, he could earn points, which he could use to draw traits and bestow them upon the children. 116.9kReads8.9Score12.4k14d adds

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   Novels that will make you laugh until you get stomach cancer, no low ratings please ❌❌ ① The scourge Qin Yu is finally about to ascend to immortality, the whole cultivation world is buzzing with excitement! ~ ② No harem, no harem, bound to special keywords! ~ ③ Game feedback display! Extremely hilarious! ~ ④ This rooftop is really wicked, always doing unexpected things~ ⑤ [Please confess your love to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds, failure will result in immediate death!]

9. 1259 过 Unbelievable! I Spend Ten Trillion from the Start, So How Can Anyone Else Survive? 过分！开局氪金万亿别人还怎么活 Flying Moth Tackle飞天扑了蛾Sports2.0M WordsCompleted Slain by a concealed formation while exploring a forbidden zone, he is reborn ten years in the past! At this point, the fantasy virtual game The Great Emperor Shrouds the Heavens has just launched! Lin Yi knows that The Great Emperor Shrouds the Heavens can transfer cultivation from the game to real life, and doesn't hesitate for a moment. He immediately uses everything he has to make money, then spends it all on the game! Before long, Lin Yi occupies every spot at the top of the game rankings! 12.7kReads8.1Score98514d adds
10. 1260 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: From the Start, I Move Into a Divine-Level Retirement Home 灵气复苏：开局入住神级养老院 Mu Xiqiao木兮乔Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + one female lead] An accident leaves Lin Xiao reborn in a world undergoing spiritual qi revival. He thought he would begin an invincible life, but it turns out he awakened the most useless superpower of all. To make matters worse, he was reborn as a simp. Because of his ability, his girlfriend broke up with him on the spot. Forget it, let the world end! If he can’t be the protagonist, being a couch potato isn’t so bad. Lin Xiao deci 19.1kReads8.7Score2.1k14d adds

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    🔥🔥🔥Purely hilarious! This novel is a must-read! The protagonist is a goofy character, incredibly entertaining, and the humor is off the charts—it'll have you laughing your head off! 🍁🍁🍁Lin Xiao unexpectedly transmigrates to a world where spiritual energy is reviving. Faced with the worst superpowers and his girlfriend's breakup, he decisively chooses to give up. 🔥🔥🔥At eighteen, he directly moves into a retirement home, saving himself decades of hardship. Unexpectedly, the retirement home is full of powerful figures. Haha, under their guidance, Lin Xiao becomes invincible.

11. 1261 历 A History Stand-Up Show: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi 历史脱口秀：从三皇五帝到溥仪 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆Historical1.4M WordsOngoing This wildly entertaining historical talk-show collection will have you laughing as you etch facts into your DNA! [Three irresistible highlights] ■ An all-star cast: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi's abdication, more than 300 historical and legendary figures join in the fun. ■ Immersive gossip: Relive history's iconic moments through trending-topic posts, bullet comments, and social media updates. ■ No-holds-barred roasts: Rate the job performance of Qin Shi Huang and Emperor 166Reads8.4Score—14d adds

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    Then you absolutely have to have this one! [Kissing emoji] A novel and unique PPT-style writing style ✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎ Every chapter is different, every chapter is hilarious, with a powerful, addictive, and mind-blowing historical fantasy! Absolutely amazing! Once you're hooked, you won't be able to get out.

12. 1262 气 My Luck Is Off the Charts, So I Have No Choice but to Become an Immortal! 气运逆天，我只好成仙了！ Wang Friday王星期五Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Unbelievable fortune + a wise old man by his side + mediocre aptitude + starting out in the menial work department + classic filial piety + it was just luck + immortality in ten years] In his first year after joining the sect. Wang Yao, you’ve reached Foundation Establishment? That’s remarkably fast progress. Wang Yao: I just got lucky. In his second year after joining the sect. Huh? Wang Yao, how are you already at the Golden Core stage? Wang Yao: I was just lucky, that’s all. In his third ye 24.8kReads8.6Score1.8k14d adds

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    Instant noodles and Sprite are ready; I'll stay up all night reading this.

13. 1263 鼠 You Rats Dare to Plot Against Me! 鼠辈，竟敢暗害我！ Pumpkin and Millet Congee南瓜小米粥Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [High Martial]+ [System]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Relaxed, slow-paced]+ [One female lead]+ [A touch of ensemble cast] He transmigrates to a world where martial artists can split mountains and shatter rocks, sorcerers can summon wind and rain, and demons and monsters run rampant. Ji Huo has kept his head down for years and finally raised a whole gang of underlings, turning every one of them into a talented killer and arsonist. Just as he’s thinking about unifying the underworld... “Master Ji, you 25.9kReads8.1Score2.9k14d adds
14. 1264 听 I Took the Advice and Went Home to Raise Pigs, and Became the World's Richest Person! 听劝回家养猪，我成了世界首富！ Primitive Chieftain原始酋长Urban599k WordsCompleted 2018. He failed the college entrance exam, and his classmates mocked him: “Go home and raise pigs?” [Take the advice and raise pigs at home. The System rewards you with a pig farm.] African swine fever breaks out! Pork prices skyrocket! A jealous, resentful old classmate says, “Jiang Feng, pig farming has no future. You should invest in new energy instead~” (Prices have been falling for ages. That’ll bankrupt you.) [Take the advice and invest in Tesla.] Tesla stock rises thirtyfold! With tenfold 6.4kReads8.4Score41514d adds
15. 1265 乾 Dragon Spirit of Heaven and Earth 乾坤龙灵 October Yang十月洋Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Abandoned child + master thief + cultivation + fortune + golden dragon + high-octane battles + secret-realm adventures + ruthless decisiveness + ancient divine beasts] She was the Dragon Realm's most gifted young woman, but was betrayed by her own family and self-destructed, only to be reborn! His birth was shrouded in mystery. By a twist of fate, he obtained a heaven-defying divine pearl, and from then on embarked on the path of cultivation! From an unknown pickpocket in Cangwu City to an unpa 11.2kReads9.2Score97714d adds

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    Definitely worth seeing, all are top-quality pieces, treasures from the bottom of their collections.

16. 1266 万EN The Ultimate Underdog 万古第一废材 Little Seventeen the Crybaby爱哭的小十七Eastern Fantasy10.1M WordsOngoing [Invincible, Fiery, Fast-Paced, Constant Updates, Strongly Recommended by Hundreds of Millions of Readers!] A hundred thousand years ago, everyone was like a dragon, and all could cultivate the martial path. After the Calamity Transformation, the Heavenly Dao collapsed and the gods fell, leaving behind only an ancient tower of reincarnation. A hundred thousand years later, martial cultivation had become a matter of bloodline. A trash bloodline was no better than an insect and could not cultivate 269.9kReads9.0Score22.4k14d adds
17. 1267 仙 Immortal Martial Emperor 仙武帝尊 Six Realms, Three Paths六界三道Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsCompleted Nine thousand years ago, the Immortal Martial Emperor led a million divine generals into the ancient primordial wilderness. Not one of them returned, and only a wisp of true fire remained in the world. Nine thousand years later, Ye Chen, a discarded disciple, was driven from his sect and left with nowhere to go. By a twist of fate, he came into possession of the true fire and set foot on the path of immortal martial cultivation once more. This is a world where gods, demons, immortals, and Buddha 59.2kReads9.1Score14.3k14d adds
18. 1268 永 Eternal Gate 永恒之门 Six Realms, Three Paths六界三道Eastern Fantasy6.7M WordsCompleted The gods and demons wage war, the myriad worlds collapse, and only the Eternal Immortal Realm endures. After countless ages, a battle god named Zhao Yun gathers the essence of heaven and earth and reforges the primordial universe. From the depths of the underworld, he fights his way to the Eternal Immortal Realm and, in the name of the divine, rules over the myriad paths. From then on, his words become legend. 17.8kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds
19. 1269 天EN Heavenly Domain Alchemy Sovereign 天域丹尊 Crescent Moon, Bent Bow新月弯弓Eastern Fantasy12.3M WordsOngoing A legendary Pill Emperor returns to the age of fifteen. In this life, he will not only make up for every regret from his previous life, but also attain the supreme heights of martial arts! Comparing cultivation techniques? Every one of my underlings has a divine-grade technique. Comparing pills? I use my top-grade pills to feed the dogs. Geniuses? Every genius who crosses my path is doomed to be crushed! Those who follow me will prosper; those who oppose me will die! 28.1kReads8.6Score1.5k14d adds
20. 1270 将 The Pride of a Military Family: Reborn with My Wacky Ancestors 将门天骄：带着逗比老祖宗们重生 Spicy Rabbit辣子兔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Historical setting + lighthearted comedy + strong heroine + coming-of-age female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + defending the homeland] Chu Tianjiao was the eldest legitimate daughter of a military family. In her previous life, she devoted herself to fighting for her country, but after her death, her soul was imprisoned in the Imperial Ancestral Temple, unable to pass on. She spent her days chatting, joking, and shooting the breeze with a group of imperial ancestors, enjoying what 8.8kReads9.4Score1.4k14d adds

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    This book has amazing writing! I laughed every time I read it [laughing and crying emoji]. It's a historical romance novel with a strong female protagonist who protects her country [laughing and crying emoji]. [Note:] The female protagonist was an empress in her previous life, but after death, her soul couldn't be reincarnated and was imprisoned in the Imperial Ancestral Temple along with the souls of a group of ancestors [laughing and crying emoji]. They could only chat and joke around all day out of boredom [laughing and crying emoji]. One day, the Imperial Ancestral Temple caught fire, and the female protagonist was reborn with her ancestors, causing many hilarious situations. It's so funny, I laughed like crazy [laughing and crying emoji]... I was laughing so hard I was sore, the comments section was filled with laughter too.

21. 1271 史 The Biggest Scoundrel in History 史上第一贱修 dubEastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Chen Luo accidentally transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation, awakens a System, and embarks on the cultivation journey of a System-cheating male lead. It's just that his journey seems rather different from those of cultivators before him. Great Dao Saint: Before I met Chen Luo, I always thought life was exhausting. Then he showed up, and I realized how easy my life had been. Heavenly Venerable Hundred-Eyes: I used to think I could see everything in the world. Then I met Chen Luo and 7.5kReads7.8Score76414d adds

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    Friendly reminder: Don't watch this at night, because it's really hard to hold back laughter. You'll laugh so hard you'll get abs! [Laughing emojis]

22. 1272 爸 Dad, Take It Easy. Our Family's About to Go Bankrupt 爸，你稳重点，咱家快要破产了 Half Gratitude, Half Grudge恩怨各一半Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Would you dare listen to a song all the way through? Memories crash over you like a flood, devouring your pounding heart bit by bit until you can't breathe... After traveling back in time to 2004, Chen Lichuan finds that at eighteen, with the summer ahead of him, he can have anything he wants. But the youth they shared still hurts, even after the breeze has passed. 49.2kReads9.0Score5.8k14d adds
23. 1273 我 My Senior Brother Is Too Strong 我的师兄太强了 Ke Ning可宁Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsCompleted Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself... 63.1kReads8.2Score4.3k14d adds
24. 1274 开 They Took Me for a Good-for-Nothing from the Start, So I Made Them Dance 开局被人当废柴，反手带他们起舞 Old Huang Yu老黄羽Urban450k WordsOngoing (System + comedy + ridiculous antics + passion + invincibility!) Earth experiences a spiritual qi revival, ushering humanity into an entirely new era! From the start, Yu Jin binds himself to the Superstar System, only to be mocked for having the strongest aptitude paired with the most useless talent! “What kind of genius is this? That talent is completely useless! What a waste of an Awakening Stone!” “Ahem, don’t get the wrong idea. He’s not my biological son. We adopted him!” “Hahaha, I can’t s 10Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This book is so funny, I laughed so hard while reading it that my mom caught me playing on my phone late at night [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm] The updates are very consistent, and the author, who has been around for over ten years, is definitely reliable!

25. 1275 十 Twelve Talismans: Giving the Ancients a Transmigrator's Shock 十二符咒：给古人来点穿越者震撼 This Little Mouse Loves Reading Novels鼠鼠我呀最爱看小说了Historical285k WordsOngoing [Alternate History + Overpowered Golden Finger + High-Impact Elbow Strikes (?)] After surviving a plane crash, Li Qinghe was just like Lao Da: he couldn't elbow the cabin door open. So after winning his revival match, he transmigrated to a dynasty he'd never heard of, the Great Zhou, bringing the Twelve Talismans with him. He became a player of a cracked version of Earth Online. In this era starved of entertainment, he'll give the people of Great Zhou a taste of a transmigrator's shock and awe. 266Reads6.7Score—14d adds

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    The mouse wants to promote what it wrote.

26. 1276 乌 The Jinx-Tongued Big Shot Becomes the Entertainment Industry’s Favorite 乌鸦嘴大佬在娱乐圈里当团宠 Gu Youran顾悠然Modern Romance729k WordsCompleted Su Mian, a goddess’s second-generation descendant, transmigrated into a book. From then on, President Mo kept getting caught out every few days: One day, his assistant saw him scrolling through Su Mian’s Weibo. “President Mo, are you a Su Mian fan too? I am! I love her performance as the Great Empress.” Mo lifted his eyelids. “Are you blind? It’s the company’s official account!” After the assistant left, Mo reopened Weibo and created a super topic for the Mo-Su pairing. He named it “I Love Sleep 1.9kReads9.4Score27214d adds

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    🍡I highly recommend this book!!! If you have a low threshold for laughter, you'll laugh from beginning to end (don't ask, it's based on personal experience 🍃 the kind that makes you laugh until you have an epileptic seizure). Sister Mian is ruining the show online, and the director is chasing after her to ruin it too; she's a master of jinxing, her words come true, good things don't come true, but bad things do (the female lead curses the male lead at the beginning...). I won't reveal the plot yet, hehe, if you're interested, go for it!

27. 1277 完 Oh No! I'm Surrounded by Genius Beauties! 完蛋！我被天才美少女包围了！ Collection of Huanhua浣花集Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing Title: When the Blossoms Have Yet to Fade [Romance and Daily Life + Traditional Chinese Aesthetics + Folk Customs] “If you had the chance to start over, at what moment would you freeze time?” “If the fireworks leave only darkness behind, would you watch a sky full of blossoms with me one more time?” Rustle... The girl held her pen and wrote carefully. “I remember you saying, ‘You came riding a bamboo hobbyhorse, circling the bed and playing with green plums.’ But that was nothing more than the m 283Reads8.1Score—14d adds

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    A great book to read slowly and attentively [shy][shy] Beautiful art style, excellent writing, the author put their heart into it, an absolutely wonderful romance novel in the Chinese style [a masterpiece by Que Shi][a masterpiece by Que Shi][a masterpiece by Que Shi] The plot is refreshing, featuring a proud and talented junior sister who is your childhood sweetheart, a jade rabbit adopted sister who was raised from childhood and later transformed to repay a debt of gratitude, and a nine-tailed celestial fox reincarnation, etc. There are so many adorable female leads, and every love story is written with incredible delicacy. The background is after the Tang Dynasty, and the male lead is a poet but not a plagiarist (important!). A completely novel setting [crying][crying][crying] It delicately depicts the entire process of a pure and innocent ancient romance, with all sorts of romantic moments [shy][shy] It fulfills all my fantasies about Chinese-style romance, focusing on a super sweet daily romance.

28. 1278 沙 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Two Male Leads488k WordsCompleted Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 548Reads8.5Score10114d adds

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    Dali and Jiangnan feel a bit tacky, try this instead.

29. 1279 惊 What?! That Kept Man Has Gone to Wreak Havoc in the Immortal Realm 惊！那个软饭男，他去祸害仙界了 Little Chubby Ding from the East Market东集市的小胖丁Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [No harem + No saintly do-gooder + Decisive and ruthless + Cunning + Passionate and funny] Jun Moran transmigrates into a passionate fantasy novel, becoming the personal lackey of the story's great villain and awakening the strongest Lackey System. At this point, the villainous Saint's Son has yet to go down the path of darkness because of Tan Qingzhu. To change his fate of not surviving past chapter three, Jun Moran takes action. After the Saint's Son is dumped by his childhood sweetheart, Jun 9.5kReads8.6Score1.3k14d adds

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    Funny and silly article

30. 1280 考 After I Got Into Qingbei, My Underworld Boss Dad Got So Mad He Landed in the ICU 考上清北后，黑道老爹气进ICU Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust微尘尘尘尘尘尘Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama in production] [Comedy]+ [Laid-back]+ [Positive energy] Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the only son of the Lu family, the biggest underworld clan in the country! Going back to his great-grandfather’s generation, his great-grandfather was an arms dealer. His grandfather was a mafia boss, and his father was the godfather of the entire country. But in Lu Chen’s generation, he declares that he’s going to study hard, become a beacon of righteousness, and give back 3.6kReads8.3Score38214d adds
31. 1281 假 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧，本饕餮哐哐干饭 Seafood Treasure by the Shore海边蟹黄宝Modern Romance381k WordsCompleted A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 12.2kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds
32. 1282 纹 Tattooed, Fighting for Turf, and Wielding a Machete: The Spirit Medium 纹身干架抢地盘，拎砍刀的出马仙 Perplexed Muzi纳闷的木子Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Underworld Turmoil] [Northeastern Chinese Style] [Tales of Spirit Mediums] After being gravely wounded in a gang fight, small-time hoodlum Lin Tianhua accidentally awakened the immortals his ancestors had worshipped, becoming a spirit medium. After a sudden upheaval, his boss fled and his enemies came after him. To survive, Lin Tianhua decided to form his own crew and become the boss. From then on, Lin Tianhua beat people up by day and killed ghosts by night. He made his way through both the un 1.1kReads9.3Score20714d adds
33. 1283 举 Report! There's a Magician Here Casting Spells 举报！这有个魔术师在施展魔法 A Little Rascal一条小坏蛋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + urban life + System + tycoon + pets + supernatural powers] From the start, magician Bai Ye awakens a System and gains mysterious magic such as fire, ice, and spatial powers. From then on, he livestreams magical performances in public under the guise of magic tricks. Grilling oysters with his bare hands, summoning a meteor shower of fire, making “iced” cola, making a person vanish... The whole internet is stunned: “Streamer! You call this a magic trick? This is obviously real mag 8.4kReads9.2Score86714d adds
34. 1284 糟EN Oh No! The Little Zombie Accidentally Became a Big Shot 糟糕！小丧尸一不小心就成了大佬 Sui An Ya岁安呀Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse x food hoarding x devoted couple x sweet romance x little zombie heroine x super badass, high-output hero] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, the disappearance of Earth's magnetic field, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've entered the main storyline of the apocalypse. The whole world is about to be reshuffled. From here on, survival depends on your life, your luck, and yourself. - While everyone else is still screaming in a 76kReads9.5Score10.4k14d adds
35. 1285 身 I’m a Reaper: What’s Wrong with Having a Little Money? 身为鬼差：我有亿点点钱怎么了 Mu Xiqiao木兮乔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Extra! Extra! Blue Star’s richest man, Xu Huaizhi, is on his deathbed! He has made a shocking move! He donated half his entire fortune to the nation and spent the other half on funeral goods for himself. Is this a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality? As Xu Huaizhi lay dying, a cold smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. I was the richest man in the human world. The underworld will be no exception! (The synopsis doesn’t do it justice. Head to the main story.) 7kReads8.4Score54714d adds
36. 1286 封 Blacklisted, I Sing at My Own Funeral, and the King of Hell Weeps on the Spot 封杀后我灵堂卖唱，阎王泪洒当场 Ouyang Wangdacai欧阳旺大财Urban897k WordsOngoing [Entertainment Industry + Transmigration + Underworld + Livestreaming + System + Wild Imagination + No Female Lead] Gu Bai transmigrates into the body of a singer who has been blacklisted. After offending a powerful figure in the entertainment industry, he is smeared by the media and cyberbullied by the entire internet. His career is ruined, and at home he has a blind younger sister who needs an exorbitant amount of money for treatment. Fortunately, Gu Bai binds himself to the [Voice from Beyond 1.3kReads9.1Score17314d adds
37. 1287 抖 Douyin Livestream: This Streamer Is a Tycoon 抖音直播：这个主播是神豪 Clear Song Beneath the Moon月下清歌Urban259k WordsOngoing New book: Delta Force's Top-Tier Star Goes on a Rampage in the PK Scene. He's the best gamer in the looks category, and the best-looking guy in the gaming category. A streamer on the surface and a secret tycoon behind the scenes, he leaves no flower untouched. He also goes by many titles: God of Gaming, God of the Wilderness, Father of Internet Celebrities, Owner of a Chicken Farm, Female Streamer Slayer of the Dance Cat 428Reads7.0Score—14d adds

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    🔥Watching you do funny things on your live stream isn't about making the audience cringe🍀The male lead starts by binding himself to a system and linking up with a silly girl, but he uses her as the target of his pranks, making the fans laugh until they're numb😂! The plot is great.

38. 1288 科 Technology: Huaxia's Breakthroughs Leave the West Crying Uncle 科技：大华突破美西方直呼受不了 I Love Whole Grains我爱吃粗粮Urban492k WordsOngoing (Patriotic + standing tall with pride + urban fantasy + feel-good power fantasy) Title: Technology: Starting with Quantum Computers, I Dominate the United States and the West! Just a few days after graduating, Guang Bailiang started working at the Huake Academy of Sciences, then was promoted to chief consultant at Dahua Technology Co., Ltd. He soon made a name for himself at Dahua Technology, developing one world-leading technological product after another. From quantum computers to photon foldi 779Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Patriotic article, here's a joke about the Americans [laughing and crying emojis]

39. 1289 精 Pokemon: Three Rage Blades, One Hundred Thousand Punches a Second 精灵：三把羊刀，怪力一秒十万拳 Daoist Sanjiu三酒道人Anime Fanfiction131k WordsOngoing [An original Pokemon world] + [Police perspective] + [Action-packed power fantasy] + [A touch of crime-solving] + [Beautiful female superior] [Every Pokemon in the story has a high-resolution illustration! You don't need to have watched Pokemon to enjoy it!] Arakawa Yu graduates at the top of his police academy's battle rankings, carrying a Hextech System, and becomes a patrol captain in Aoki Town. But on his very first day, he stumbles upon his beautiful female superior being kidnapped... Q 18Reads5.9Score—14d adds

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    🍉🍉Book 1, have you ever seen the monstrous power of three Sheepsticks? [Cool] Infinite attack speed stacking, speed is the ultimate weapon in the world [understood], a spell-based Gengar, terrifying indeed, especially this line, "Inspector Hashimoto, you don't want others to know, do you? Hehehehe [eating melon]"

40. 1290 除 I'm a Pro at Everything Except Being a Star 除了当明星，我别的都很专业 Little Pikachu Beast小比卡兽Urban760k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yue unexpectedly binds himself to the Showbiz Grunt System. Other celebrities: accepting awards at film festivals, attending fashion week shows, flowers and red carpets, basking in the spotlight. Jiang Yue: cleaning up at esports events, weddings, and cemeteries, appraising national treasures, and joining anti-trafficking campaigns. The other guests are seriously recording a variety show. Jiang Yue is seriously here to work. Ten years as an enterta 76Reads8.4Score—14d adds
41. 1291 供 I Worship Myself into Godhood, and My Disciples Are All Great Demons 供奉自己成神，弟子竟然全是大妖 Listening to Rain Outside the City城外听雨Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Su Xuan transmigrated to another world, where people could make him a god by worshipping him. But he was stuck in the mountains, with no one around. To gather worshippers, he had no choice but to take in animals as disciples. Every day, he taught and preached, telling stories and lecturing on scripture, using fictional figures from the myriad heavens as examples to spread his teachings. Then one day, Su Xuan sent his many disciples out into the world. “You have learned all you can. Leave the mou 191Reads7.7Score12514d adds
42. 1292 神 God-Tier Archaeology 神级考古 Zhou Yu周宇Mystery1.7M WordsOngoing Qin An, a master tomb raider from the Northern School, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unemployed drifter. But he soon discovered that his previous self had been arrested for tomb raiding and sentenced to seven years in prison! After getting out, he couldn't find work or afford food, and the cops had put him on a watchlist! At the critical moment, Qin An awakened a tomb-raiding education System! As long as he shared knowledge about tomb raiding and antiques with his online audien 25.7kReads6.8Score2k14d adds
43. 1293 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 48.1kReads9.5Score6.8k14d adds

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    001. I, a slime, can easily defeat a dragon. That's perfectly reasonable. 002. I'll raise a bunch of monsters while cultivating immortality, what's the panic? 003. Lying back and forth in a brothel listening to music, the system is getting anxious.

44. 1294 末 Apocalypse Carnival: I'm an Idiot, and Proud of It? 末日狂欢：我是萨比我骄傲了？ A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + comedic antics + brainless fun + spiritual elevation] A tale of umbrella people and umbrella affairs amid an apocalyptic crisis. The years 1999 and 2012 were two major turning points for human civilization. Alien invasions, a global apocalypse, and the coming Ice Age all point to a cosmic crisis that has already arrived. Stockpiling supplies? Building a shelter? Utterly pointless. In the apocalypse, only idiots can last forever. Apocalyptic revelry. Am I proud to be an idiot? 14Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The first book can be called the most satisfying novel in the universe! The protagonist controls the largest interstellar terrorist organization in the entire universe, "Dark Order," making a living by robbing resources, occupying toilets, and selling excrement—all sorts of outrageous actions that are incredibly satisfying! [Smile][Smile][Smile][Evil grin]

45. 1295 昨 Yesterday’s Ark: You Evolve, I’ll Eat Shit 昨日方舟：你们进化，我次翔 A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨Urban22k WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Devolution + No-Brains + Invincible - Intelligence] Dr. Kini Teme has developed a special "drug," but no one dares to take it. After losing the woman he loved and spending all his money, Long Tianxiang has the good fortune to become the "first person to try it" on an afternoon when his mind is falling apart. Time flows backward, and species devolve. Reborn in the primordial age, can he use an edible brown fungus to rewrite the origins of the universe? 14Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 1296 学 From Underachiever to Top Student: The Tyrannical Math Prodigy Falls for Me 学渣逆袭：霸道数学爱上我 Lysine赖氨酸Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted I wrote this while I was in an unstable state of mind, so please go easy on me. [Underachiever’s comeback + School life + Coming of age + Young, innocent crushes + Inspiring ensemble cast + Occasional comfort] One day, Huang Jiajia, who fails every math test, suddenly discovers that her math textbook has come to life! And if that weren’t enough, it’s now pushing her to study! But the upside is that every time she levels up her math skills, she gets generous rewards! For example, she can order he 710Reads8.6Score14014d adds
47. 1297 霸 The Domineering Tomato Falls for Me 霸道番茄爱上我 The Pigeon Disappeared Again Today鸽子今天又没了Modern Romance102k WordsCompleted A warning: this story is completely unhinged, so a lot of it makes no logical sense. I came up with it on a whim, and didn't want to dampen my creative enthusiasm by writing an outline first. The plot covers a lot of ground and jumps around quickly, so I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Zhou Yanzi woke up to find herself entangled with a tomato, who claimed to be the man she loved. Zhou Yanzi: “But you're a tomato.” Tomato: “You've been thinking about me every night, so I came. Woman, why 999Reads8.2Score12914d adds
48. 1298 都 Urban Cultivation: I've Been Dug Up Again 都市修仙：我又被挖出来了 Three Big Steps, Leave a Few Pits三大步留点坑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and live-action audio versions are all available. Enjoy!] [Urban + Invincible + Immortal Longevity + No Hiding His Power + Big Shot] A rogue cultivator from the cultivation world happens upon the Heaven-Deceiving Secret Manual. Once his cultivation reaches a profound level, the Heavenly Dao can no longer sense him, so it stops sending down tribulation lightning. Though his power reaches the heavens, he is stuck at the 9,999th level of Foundation Establishment. After te 13.1kReads8.7Score1.1k14d adds

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    These are all humorous stories, lots of content to keep you entertained, some completed, some ongoing, with single or multiple female leads. [Cool][Smirk][Admiration][Sending hearts][Please follow]

49. 1299 贞 The Leisurely Prince of Zhenguan 贞观小闲王 Enlightenment on the Way悟途Historical7.7M WordsOngoing [No System]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Farming] Have you ever wondered what you’d do if you transmigrated to ancient times with no System and no golden finger? You’re not a physicist, chemist, or historian, just an ordinary person from the future. Everything you know comes from movies, TV, short-video platforms, and the media. How would you survive? Follow an ordinary person who transmigrates into Li Shen, Li Shimin’s tenth son at the beginning of the Tang dynasty. With nothing but his limited knowledge 117.7kReads9.2Score6.8k14d adds
50. 1300 西 Journey to the West? No! Hear My Decree, Monks: March West to Spirit Mountain 西游？不！传贫僧法旨，西征灵山 Mengwei Zimo梦薇紫陌Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsCompleted At Little Leiyin Temple, Tang Sanzang recites a rebellious poem. At Eagle Sorrow Stream, the White Dragon sends a false letter? At Lion Camel Ridge, the demons arrange themselves by rank, while Tang Sanzang speaks fervently of his lifelong ambition? What would happen at the end of Journey to the West if Tang Sanzang grew stronger every time he took on a new disciple? Sun Wukong: “I'll storm Leiyin Temple and destroy Mount Ling. If I leave and never return, then so be it!” Zhu Bajie: “Tathagata's 8.4kReads9.0Score81314d adds

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