Who Told Him to Raise a Corpse King?!

[Apocalypse + Lighthearted Comedy + Meme References + Power Fantasy]

Fake Corpse King Arno (zombie): Planning, hiding, ambushing, and low blows.

Real Corpse King Yang Yi (human): Virtue in the shoulders, talent in the back, benevolence in the chest, and a three-seven split (I punch three times, you get seven days to live).

Yang Yi: “Heh heh heh! Zombies! How could fake evolution and mechanical ascension compare to my body, tempered through a thousand trials!”

Arno: “Just a mindless stat-stick, that’s all.”

Everyone: “Huh? Which one of you is the Corpse King?”