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  1. 1001 Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃:爹咋哭的比娃响 Urban1.4M WordsCompleted As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b 15.2kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
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  2. 1002 What Makes You Think I'll Keep Liking You? 你凭什么认为我会一直喜欢你呢 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Everyday romance] [One female lead] [Mutual healing] Because of a promise made in childhood, Chen Lu spent seven whole years pursuing the girl he’d grown up with. In the end, all he got was a cold rejection. Chen Lu smiled in acceptance, but his heart had turned to ash… until he met the sweet, clumsy girl who’d come to thank him. The girl was lovely and innocent, standing alone in the rain right where the two of them had agreed to meet. “Why haven’t you left…?” The girl slowly lifted her head. 128.2kReads9.7Score15.8kShelves
  3. 1003 I Took on a Dangerous Construction Site from the Start, and the Boss Begged Me to Calm Down 开局硬刚烂尾楼,老板求我冷静点 Urban393k WordsCompleted On a workplace reality show called No Strings Attached, Jiang Feng joins the company owned by his buddy Qin Hao. Everyone thinks it’ll be another story about someone living at the mercy of a friend. Instead, things take a sudden turn. Employee: “Boss, Jiang Feng is completely out of control. He’s openly playing games at his desk during work hours.” Qin Hao: “What? Unbelievable. That desk is cramped and hard. How could he enjoy playing games there? Get him into my office right away so he can play 905Reads5.3Score114Shelves
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  4. 1004 After Slaying My Way Through Instances, I Raise an Evil God by the Rules 杀穿副本后,我在规则里养大邪神 Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition is now available under the title: The Fall of the Gods (Not for the faint of heart: nonhuman entities and terrifying monsters.) Yin Xiu has lived in a town governed by rules for six years. Normal players follow the rules and clear instances to stay alive. Yin Xiu, however, stays in town day after day. He doesn’t leave, clear instances, or go near the monsters. He does the bare minimum, takes it easy, and has practically settled into retirement. The town’s monsters have had thei 105.8kReads9.7Score15.4kShelves
  5. 1005 He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅 Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more 32.3kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
  6. 1006 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 131.5kReads9.6Score15.1kShelves
  7. 1007 Weren't You Supposed to Be a Cool Beauty? Why Do You Blush Whenever I Tease You? 说好的清冷美人,怎么一逗就脸红 Two Male Leads577k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance with two male leads, both each other’s only partners; a dirty-talking, devoted top and a cool, beautiful bottom; reborn pursuit of his wife + showbiz + ridiculous comedy + everyone’s favorite + healing + intense push and pull + face-slapping feel-good story + mostly everyday life, and once you get through the first chapter, it’s sweet romance] After his beloved dies, Young Master Zhou is consumed by despair. By a twist of fate, he is reborn and wastes no time setting out to w 64.4kReads9.6Score10.1kShelves
  8. 1008 What on Earth Is This? Complete in Two Volumes (The Original Novel Behind the Hit Drama Starring Wang Churan and Cheng Lei) 成何体统:全二册(王楚然、丞磊主演热播影视剧原著) Anime Fanfiction314k WordsCompleted What is it like to transmigrate into a web novel and become the tyrant's bedmate? After a few simple calculations, Yu Wanyin reached a conclusion: she would have to find another way. In this story full of villains, if she wanted to carve out a path to survival, she had to become the biggest villain of all. First, help the tyrant take down Prince Duan, then take down the tyrant and become empress herself. But when she met the tyrant and carefully considered the strange sense of familiarity in his 40.5kReads9.7Score6.4kShelves
  9. 1009 Why Is My Golden Finger Always Acting Up?! 我的金手指总是不太对劲! Eastern Fantasy352k WordsCompleted This is the story of a bizarre golden finger and an equally bizarre transmigrator causing trouble everywhere. Xiao Yu realizes that his whole style is getting more and more warped. Xiao Yu: “You piece of trash, why is this getting more and more ridiculous?” Golden Finger: “Shut up, hater.” Currently experiencing an alternate-history world. Next world: a high-martial-arts urban setting with supernatural abilities. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  10. 1010 Song of the Nine Swords 九剑歌 Eastern Fantasy583k WordsOngoing [A traditional fantasy novel, with a measured pace and a single heroine. If you enjoy this kind of story, look forward to it.] Ten thousand years ago, the Cangxuan Continent was home to a Sword Emperor named Jiujian. People said that when Jiujian drew his sword, the world fell silent. But Jiujian fell in battle before the War Against Heaven, and the path to defeating Heaven came to an end. A century later, Jiujian's old friend Shenxuan broke through to godhood and ushered in the Shenxuan Era on 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  11. 1011 Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕,女配带头风骚 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo 8.9kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
  12. 1012 How Dare You Defy Your Master! My Reborn, Abstinent Disciple Is Out of Line 以下犯上!重生的禁欲徒弟不正经 Ancient Romance467k WordsCompleted [Female master, male disciple + sweet romance + long-laid plans + corruption and imprisonment + coercion] [A slightly goofy, straight woman who transmigrates into a book × a fake sweet white lotus, a real scheming black-tea, black-bellied, lovesick disciple] When Wen Zhiyu transmigrates into the role of the evil master of a deranged disciple, she faces only two options: wait for her disciple to kill her and leave her soul scattered, or kill him now and wreck the plot. She decisively chooses the 6.1kReads9.3Score950Shelves
  13. 1013 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊!被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 42.2kReads9.3Score5kShelves
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  14. 1014 I Refined the Heavenly Dao. I Rule Both the Immortal and Demon Realms 我把天道炼化,仙魔两界我为尊 Ancient Romance286k WordsOngoing [System sign-in + going wild and acting unhinged + memes + cultivation + powerful heroine and hero] Enjoy a shameless life. Go crazy without worrying where the inspiration comes from. Jiang Li had been sealed for ten thousand years. When she woke, she discovered that she'd awakened an invincible sign-in System. From the start, she signed in for a Supreme Dantian and began her rise to the top. Together, we'll punch scumbags in the face and trample the Primordial Chaos beasts underfoot. Fight Asur 60Reads—Score—Shelves
  15. 1015 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧,但还是成万人迷了哈哈! Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 36.2kReads9.5Score5.5kShelves
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  16. 1016 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 105.4kReads9.5Score14.5kShelves
  17. 1017 A Century in a Dream, and I Became a Daoist Celestial Master 一梦百年,我成为了道家天师 Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Fortune-Telling + Medicine + Traditional Martial Arts + Invincible + One Heroine + Humor + No Cultivation + Not High-Martial] Chen Haoyu was hit by a car while saving a girl and ended up in the hospital. After lying unconscious for a hundred days, he received the legacy of the Carefree Taoist from a thousand years ago in a dream and became a Taoist Celestial Master of his generation. “How can your medical skills be so incredible?” “Sorry, I used the Zhu You healing arts!” “You can tell fortunes 183.1kReads9.1Score17.6kShelves
  18. 1018 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王,顶流野猪你的强 Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 11.2kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
  19. 1019 Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我,我直接死亡回档! Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice 25.9kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
  20. 1020 Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综:小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie 9.2kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
  21. 1021 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 5.1kReads9.5Score1.1kShelves
  22. 1022 Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting 发疯整顿娱乐圈,颠颠的,很安心 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Complete [1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Hilarious + Scumbag Gets His Comeuppance] Shi Ran transmigrates into a book and becomes a female celebrity hated by the entire internet in a story about a beloved star adored by everyone in showbiz. The original Shi Ran joined a live-streamed dating show. Its male contestants, one, two, three, were all devoted to the heroine in the book, and every one of them had treated her badly. As for the aloof movie emperor, the original Shi 39.1kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves
  23. 1023 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠:影帝夫人又穷又凶 Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 142.4kReads9.6Score16.3kShelves
  24. 1024 I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起,冤种竟是我自己 Ancient Romance530k WordsCompleted [Devoted couple + goofy comedy + transmigration into a book + mind-reading + sweet romance + groveling redemption + indulgent wish fulfillment + fictional setting] A deeply devoted, doting, deranged demon lord × a clever, quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrates. She becomes the same-named unlucky female side character who made countless readers sigh with regret. In the original novel, Sang Wanning has a face of breathtaking beauty, and all the men fall head over heels 4.7kReads9.3Score718Shelves
  25. 1025 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死,她都没道德,你绑架她干嘛 Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 15.7kReads9.3Score2kShelves
  26. 1026 I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了,勿扰 Ancient Romance102k WordsCompleted Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi 2.8kReads8.7Score334Shelves
  27. 1027 A Comedic Girl Transmigrates into a Fox Spirit and Charges into the Xianxia World 搞笑女穿成狐狸精,勇闯仙侠世界 Ancient Romance681k WordsCompleted [A modern woman braves a xianxia world + lighthearted comedy] The sky is falling! A fluffy body, a fluffy face, a fluffy head, and fluffy paws. That’s right, she’s become a demon! She’s transmigrated into the body of a fox spirit who was wicked, ruthless, and immensely powerful, feared by every demon in the demon realm. Faced with a world where the strong prey on the weak and demons and monsters run rampant, she’s trembling with fear. Before she can even figure out how to get by in the demon rea 4.6kReads9.1Score470Shelves
  28. 1028 Crazy? I’ve Had a Brain Thrombosis for Twenty Years. Who’s Crazier Than Me? 颠?我二十年脑血栓,谁有我颠? Urban102k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy + Unhinged + Meme-Fueled + Feel-Good Read] Su Mu spent years hanging around a forum for idiots in his previous life. After transmigrating one day, he finds himself taking part in a reality show as an educational influencer. But just one day after the show starts, he realizes something isn’t quite right... “Streamer, if you get a demerit in prison, can you get expelled?” “Streamer, streamer, why are all the people who live long lives old?” Su Mu: “???” “Fine, fine, so you’re —Reads—Score—Shelves
  29. 1029 Rewind: A Different Approach, One More Time 回档:换个姿势再来一次 Urban10.4M WordsOngoing Because Bai Ershisan, a senior employee in the Netherworld’s Department of Soul Guidance, made a mistake, Li Le was kicked straight out of the cycle of reincarnation. The great science of quantum mechanics tells Li Le that time’s arrow points only toward the future. As for why he has gone back thirty years, if you can’t figure it out, asking him won’t help either. All Li Le can do is pull himself together and live through the script of his life once again. 99.4kReads9.3Score6.5kShelves
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  30. 1030 Player Summons: I Am the Calamity 玩家召唤:朕即是天灾 Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted (An Emperor Summons Players + Fourth Calamity! Hilarious! Invincible Power Fantasy!) Qin Han, a game designer from Earth, transmigrated! He became the emperor of the Great Han Dynasty! A concubine lay on his dragon bed, a huge rebel army was massed outside the city, and the System was urging him to summon players... What was he supposed to do in this situation? Obviously, summon players, wipe out the rebels, then put his arm around the concubine and watch the players conquer the world for him! A 6.8kReads9.0Score617Shelves
  31. 1031 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情,爱扇人 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 15.2kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
  32. 1032 Xuanhuan: I'm Winning Big, and All My Disciples Have a System 玄幻:赢麻了,我的弟子都有系统 Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing [Taking disciples + lighthearted daily life + everyone is a sly schemer + nothing goes by the book] Lu Changzhi transmigrates and finds he can choose a new identity. As a compulsive gambler, he decisively chooses random. The result? He wins so big it’s like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: an absolute jackpot. His only limitation is a god-tier disciple-taking System. He never expected its first mission to be… [Detected other Hosts with Systems… Infiltrating… Modifying… Modification complete… 23.1kReads8.8Score2.6kShelves
  33. 1033 The Fifth Book by Haibian Chaofan 海边炒饭的第5本书 Urban130k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy] [No Clichés] [Plenty of Clever Callbacks] [Transmigration] [Simp Tycoon System] [Financial Freedom in Two Days] [Reborn] [Daily Banter with a Fierce but Adorable System] Cheated on from the start, Ye Feng is reborn seven days before it happened... This time, he won’t be a simp. He’ll keep things lively in every way and serve up all kinds of face-slapping. He gets a 10,000-fold critical hit card. One critical hit earns him 4.9 billion, giving him financial freedom on the spo —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  34. 1034 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命!反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 53.6kReads9.4Score7.8kShelves
  35. 1035 The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书 Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted [Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju 542Reads9.4Score—Shelves
  36. 1036 The Fake Young Lady Has Completely Given Up and Gone Mad! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦! Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 54.9kReads9.4Score7.5kShelves
  37. 1037 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后,她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 19.1kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
  38. 1038 The Entire Nobles' Academy Heard My Thoughts and Spoiled Me Rotten 全贵族学院听我心声后,宠疯我 Modern Romance606k WordsCompleted Shi Li transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character who was pathologically obsessed with the male lead. During class, she was either plotting how to win over the male lead or wondering what fate awaited her classmates in the original story. [It seems that Director Wei will get into a car accident in the next few days.] The heiress who heard Shi Li’s thoughts sprang to her feet. [But after Director Wei dies, his mistresses number three, four, and five will show up w 12.1kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves
  39. 1039 Beginning with Pangu Creating Heaven and Earth and Becoming the Land 从盘古开天,身化大地开始 Ancient Romance557k WordsCompleted Drawing on Chinese mythology and folk legends, this story gives all kinds of things a wildly unconventional makeover. Get ready for a hilariously absurd ride, with bizarre, funny plots, witty character banter, and wildly imaginative twists that will keep you hooked and laughing until your sides hurt. What are you waiting for? Grab a little stool and sit down for the show! As for transmigration and the System, take your time. Bring on the weird and funny tales. Just sit back and let me tell them 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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  40. 1040 I Woke Up in Heaven, Ready to Raise Hell Like a Spoiled Young Master 一觉醒来到天庭,看我阔少闹翻天 59k WordsCompleted I Woke Up in Heaven: Watch This Rich Young Master Turn the Place Upside Down —Reads—Score—Shelves
  41. 1041 Transmigrating into a Female-Oriented Novel: From the Start, I Scheme Against a Stunning Villainess 穿越女频:开局套路美艳女反派 Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Urban + Fantasy + Superpowers + Giant Monsters, Wild Imagination + Anti-Tropes + Comedy] What bizarre scenes would unfold if an urban romance for women collided with a fantasy adventure for men? What strange stories would come about when a domineering CEO encounters a giant monster? Did the System malfunction, or did the author forget to write an outline... Find out in this book: “The Blonde Punk's Adventures” Someone transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a minor blonde punk villain wh 2.9kReads8.5Score938Shelves
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  42. 1042 Dog-Training Livestream: Your Partner Is Cheating on You with the Dog 直播训狗:你对象带它搞破鞋啦 Urban774k WordsOngoing [Livestream memes] [Comedy] [Lighthearted fun] [Pets] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Chen awakens the God-Tier Dog Trainer System. As long as his dog training gets people's attention, he can collect emotion points and exchange them for rewards in the System. To earn more emotion points, Zhang Chen strays further and further off course as a dog trainer! Dog owner: "My Border Collie doesn't like men, but it jumps on every woman it sees. Why?" Zhang Chen: "Your partner took it out 128Reads6.9Score—Shelves
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  43. 1043 I Talked My Way Onto the Rich List 我靠怼人登上富人榜 Modern Romance202k WordsCompleted [Face-Slapping + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Comedy + System] Liu Yi has been sharp-tongued since childhood. At eight, she could argue with her grandmother all day without getting tired. By ten, she was the neighborhood’s most notorious chatterbox, so even the village aunties would avoid her. Now Liu Yi has been rejected from more than fifty jobs in just six months. Just when she’s about to run out of options, she signs a contract with the Get-Rich System. She’ll transmigrate through vario 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  44. 1044 I’m Cannon Fodder, So What? Remember, I’m the Crazy One 炮灰不问出处,我是颠婆你记住 Modern Romance174k WordsCompleted [Absurd Memes + Super-Sweet 1v1 + Showbiz + Powerful Tycoon + Feel-Good Read] [Unhinged Actress & CEO Who Never Plays by the Rules] After failing her mission, Jiang Xi is chased by her target and hacked to death before landing inside a book. The moment she opens her eyes, the scumbag is taunting her without an ounce of restraint... Jiang Xi snaps on the spot and swings him straight into a trash can. “Come on! I’ll ask Buddha to replace you!” From then on, the scumbag, a master of emotional manip —Reads—Score—Shelves
  45. 1045 The Hilarious Family 爆笑一家人 Modern Romance222k WordsCompleted After a typhoon, Wang Xiaohu’s father, Wang Ba, finds an enormous bra belonging to a neighbor on his balcony. He kindly washes it and returns it to Auntie Chen, only for the neighborhood aunties to spread the rumor that he’s a pervert. To clear the family’s name, they throw a birthday party and invite the neighbors over for a feast. But Wang Xiaohu and his younger sister mistake Wang Ba’s contraceptives for balloons and blow them up, cementing the family’s reputation as a bunch of weirdos. To re 2kReads—Score101Shelves
  46. 1046 It's Not the Villain Dying Too Soon That Scares Me, It's the Villain Being a Clown 不怕反派死得早,就怕反派是沙雕 Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Transmigrates into a book + Entertainment industry + Chaotic drama + Satisfying face-slapping + Nonsense + Multiple personalities + Powerful figures + Jealous king] Zhuo Jin, a rebellious goddess, transmigrates into a book. The original body had taken the route of being infamous for all the wrong reasons, and the whole internet hated her. Her boyfriend broke up with her over it, too. Under the combined pressure of cyberbullying and heartbreak, the original owner tried to end her lif 455Reads8.7Score—Shelves
  47. 1047 Cultivation: My Golden Finger Is Unreliable 修仙:我的金手指不靠谱 Eastern Fantasy110k WordsOngoing [Slow Burn + Partly Comedic + Cultivation + Author Who Loves a Good Laugh + Anti-Formula + Too Many Elements, See for Yourself] Li Jian: “So time was created by me, and the essence of this world is that countless books have been merged together.” Fang Heng: “Right.” One protagonist VS a whole bunch of Chosen Ones VS even more transmigrators 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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  48. 1048 Great Ming: Zhu Yuanzhang Fakes His Death, and I Choose to Ascend the Throne! 大明:朱元璋假死,我选择登基! Historical2.5M WordsOngoing [No System + Meticulous + Emperor + Scheming + Twists + Political Intrigue and Wits + Logical Plot] In the twenty-fifth year of Hongwu, Zhu Yuntong, who had transmigrated into this world, discovered that Old Zhu had kicked the bucket ahead of schedule. All the better. Letting Zhu Yunwen sit on the Dragon Throne would be a waste, so I’ll take it! But Zhu Yuntong had no idea. Zhu Yuanzhang had only faked his death to test Zhu Yunwen. “What? Zhu Yuntong has ascended the throne?!” “He wants to aboli 4.8kReads8.2Score518Shelves
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  49. 1049 Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市:浪子回头,国家请我破大案 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [The new book, Jianghu: I Became a Big Shot by Selling Goods to the System, is now available. Readers are welcome to check it out and share their thoughts.] They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan 25.6kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
  50. 1050 This Post-00s Livestreamer Is the Real Deal: He Really Talks Back When Trouble Hits 这00后主播能处,有事他真怼 Urban154k WordsCompleted Bai Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a streamer. He also gets bound to the Zhou Chu System. As long as he speaks up when he sees injustice, he earns rewards. Just then, at his cousin's engagement party, the bride-to-be and her parents mock his poverty with all kinds of cutting remarks, saying he is nowhere near good enough for their daughter. Faced with a scene like this, Bai Xiao steps in without hesitation. He stands up, slams a hand on the table, and fires back: “The law pro 30Reads—Score—Shelves
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