Funny Stories Full of Memorable Quotes, Lots of Chapters, All Here and Frequently Updated 搞笑文，金句频频，章数多，都在这，经常更新

1. 1151 苟 Biding My Time in the General's Manor 苟在将军府 w Ziwuw子乌Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Xia Heng transmigrated into a romance novel she had once relentlessly mocked. Then she discovered that The lovesick heroine had a fortune at her fingertips! The unhinged hero had secured the throne! The background male character was unbeatable! And Xia Heng herself, a sacrificial extra who was supposed to die from the start, was constantly testing the limits of the main cast! Xia Heng: Thanks for asking. I just want to stay alive! 17.6kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves

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   You can't get enough of this heartwarming and funny article, and you can't get enough of this updated version!

2. 1152 大 A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆304k WordsCompleted With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [When history meets stand-up comedy: a carnival of complaints across time and space] Opening this "Da Qin Opera Handbook", it feels like falling into the backstage of the Qin Dynasty version of Deyun Society - when the wheels of history roll over the bamboo slips, what splashes up is not dust, but the cold humor of the jokester. The author uses the sharp tongue of a contemporary talk show actor to rewrite the counterattack script of a small country in the west three thousand years ago into a hilarious series. Starting from the land fiefdom ceremony when King Zhou Xiao bestowed the surname "Ying", every turning point in history has been sprinkled with talk show salt: the piece of loess rewarded by Emperor Zhou was complained about as "the earliest start-up capital", the KPI assessment of Feizi's horse breeding was comparable to that of 996 social animals, and the scene of Shang Yang's reform was like an ancient version of "Qi Pa Shuo". Even the metaphysical operation of Qin Shihuang's ancestral tomb emitting green smoke can be deconstructed as "the ancestors made risky investments in the field of Feng Shui." The dialogue in the book can be described as a scene of a critical attack, and the smoke of the Battle of Changping is full of barrage-style absurdity: "Comrade Zhao Kuo used the art of war to practice what it means to be a war on paper" and "four hundred thousand surrendered soldiers collectively experienced the Qin Dynasty's unique barracks buffet." This kind of deconstruction is not a blasphemy against history, but the use of youthful narrative language to cut through the ice of time, allowing the symbols in the textbooks to flow with the warmth of flesh and blood again. When I saw Hu Hai, the second emperor of the Qin Dynasty, holding a complaint meeting in Xianyang Palace, detailing the "unfinished projects" left by his father, I suddenly realized that the law of historical cycles had been previewed by the ancients with black humor. Behind this kind of banter lies the author's ambition - to complete the disenchantment of the power game in laughter, and to bury the code of civilization inheritance in the jokes. After all, the real weight of history sometimes needs to be awakened by light-hearted expressions!

3. 1153 我 I’m a Demon, So What? 我是妖族我怕谁 Red Persimmon from the Departed City离城红柿Eastern Fantasy111k WordsOngoing Cultivators drain the marrow from demons and kill them for their cores, all so they can live as long as heaven and earth. Is that truly only natural? The demon race has something to say! The Demon Emperor takes over a little Teddy, commands the demon race, beats up the Cultivation Alliance, and kicks mech warriors to the curb. He clears the demon race’s name, drives out the cultivators, and restores the world to what it should be. No harem, no womanizing, no System, no invincibility, anti-cultiv —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A novel with stories, logic, and lighthearted humor is called a novel.

4. 1154 老 Ancestor, If You Don't Come Down the Mountain Soon, Your Bloodline Ends Here 老祖，再不下山，你就绝后了 The Moon Wants to Shine月亮要发光Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Daoist priest Chen Yang was Zhang Sanfeng’s direct disciple in the late Southern Song dynasty. He has lived for 800 years, growing more powerful once every century. He can’t die even when he wants to, and life has lost all its pleasures. He can only retreat into a remote mountain temple and put himself into a deep, self-imposed sleep. One day, his disciple Chen Qingzhi kneels and begs his master, Chen Yang, to come down from the mountain… Also known as The Patriarch, If You Don’t Come Down Soo 35.7kReads8.2Score2.7kShelves

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   Super exciting, hilarious and invincible, relaxed and enjoyable, it's a blast to watch!

5. 1155 怪 Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间！ Stone Giant Monster石头巨怪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive. 173.9kReads9.7Score18kShelves
6. 1156 我 I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计，女帝直呼活阎王 A Little Crooked有点歪Historical2.9M WordsCompleted Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b 26.4kReads8.2Score3.3kShelves

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   The funniest part is what I recommend.

7. 1157 转 Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit 转生成为一坨翔 A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨6k WordsCompleted Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Highly recommended, every book is heavyweight! Those who have never eaten Ya must watch it, and those who have eaten it should watch it as it tastes more mellow by chewing it over and over again [Like] [Like] [Like]

8. 1158 璃 Liyue Son-in-Law: I, Drax, Join the Group Chat 璃月赘婿：我朵拉克斯加入群聊 Leader of the Sky-Blasting Gang, Dorax炸天帮帮主朵拉克斯Anime Fanfiction335k WordsCompleted Absurd comedy: the real Genshin Impact. The Genshin Impact you play is fake (ง •̀_•́)ง In Liyue Harbor, Ningguang is celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Ningguang: It's my birthday, and all you give me is one Mora? Zhongli: This is what Dvalin gave me back in the day... “Shut up!” “How dare you even mention the name of Lord Rex Lapis?” Ningguang slapped Zhongli across the face. “You're nothing but a live-in son-in-law of the Ning family!” Xiao: “What? You dared to hit Lord Rex Lapis!” Ningguang: 143Reads6.5Score—Shelves
9. 1159 谁 Who Told Him to Raise a Corpse King?! 谁让他养尸王的！ The Electric Pigeon Cat发电的鸽子猫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse231k WordsOngoing [Apocalypse + Lighthearted Comedy + Meme References + Power Fantasy] Fake Corpse King Arno (zombie): Planning, hiding, ambushing, and low blows. Real Corpse King Yang Yi (human): Virtue in the shoulders, talent in the back, benevolence in the chest, and a three-seven split (I punch three times, you get seven days to live). Yang Yi: “Heh heh heh! Zombies! How could fake evolution and mechanical ascension compare to my body, tempered through a thousand trials!” Arno: “Just a mindless stat-stick, t 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The author of this book is really a tentacle monster. I have never seen him break off. He is very bumpy. I don't know what he is thinking. Is there no wrinkles?

10. 1160 转 Reincarnated as Yang Mi's Great-Uncle, I Teach the Entertainment Industry the Law Firsthand 转生杨蜜舅老爷，亲身普法娱乐圈 A Burp Lost Its Way and Became a Fart打嗝是屁迷了路Urban370k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei became Yang Mi's great-great-uncle. Now retired, he had only one little wish: to use his own abilities to break into showbiz and become a star. From then on, the whole entertainment industry took a bizarre turn. On the first day of the variety show, he slaughtered a pig with his bare hands and got covered in blood, making the scene look like a crime scene. On the second day, he drew on the spot. Drawing U.S. dollars was one thing, but his portrai 211Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    These three books are on my bookshelf. I don't want to talk about reading them myself. They are funny books.

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