Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself Silly in Bed 巨搞笑文,从床上笑成沙雕
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The Human Traffickers Forced Me to Have a Baby, but I'm a Praying Mantis 人贩子逼我生孩子,可我是只螳螂啊
The traffickers are forcing me to have a baby, but I’m a mantis!
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After Being Reborn Eighteen Times, I Clung to My Sharp-Tongued Master's Coattails 重生十八次后我抱了毒舌师尊大腿
Only after Yan Xi had died eighteen times did the Heavenly Dao finally give her a cheat. At last, she remembered the woman who had caused her to die and lose her cultivation time and again: Liu Qingyun, the transmigrated heroine with a System cheat who simply wouldn’t stay dead. Yan Xi declared, “Once I finish this pork knuckle, I’ll get up and take her on. After dying so many times, who here can say they’re tougher than me?” Then a certain old ancestor, famous for shamelessness and for remainin
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I Am Uncontainable 我,无法收容
[Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start
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- 354 Transmigrated as the Imperial Princess, My Husbands Want to Climb into My Bed Every Day 穿成皇太女,夫郎们天天想爬床 Reborn as the Crown Princess, My Husbands Try to Climb into My Bed Every Day 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 355 The Entire Court of Officials Bore Me a Son 满朝文武为我诞下一子 The Entire Court of Officials Bore Me a Son 4.1kReads—Score151Shelves
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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Sorry, Sis is the NPC You Can’t Catch Up With 抱歉啦,姐是你们追不上的npc
(A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot
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Who Put a Celebrity in My Trunk? 谁往我车后备箱塞了个女明星?
One day, Xu Mo was getting off work as usual when he heard a noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and took a look. A famous actress had been tossed into the trunk, bound hand and foot! What he didn’t know was that countless cameras were pointed at him. This was a brand-new kind of show. The first ordinary person selected was caught in less than an hour. But once Xu Mo was chosen, things started to take a different turn. “Holy crap, that’s not how the script goes! Xu Mo is way too intense. H
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- 359 I Opened a General Store in Ancient Times 我在古代开杂货铺 I Opened a General Store in Ancient Times 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 360 Being a Male Model Isn't a Shameful Past, It's Where My Journey Began 男模不是黑历史,那是我的来时路 Su Luo transmigrates to a parallel world. A video of him working as a male model before his debut leaks, making him the fastest top-tier star ever to have his career crash. But he unexpectedly activates the [Grudge Collection System]: as long as he makes people lose their cool, he can exchange their resentment for works of entertainment! In that case... Su Luo has no choice but to let loose and offend everyone equally! Fan: “Any recommendations for a harem power fantasy? I want one where the her 39.9kReads7.9Score4.2kShelves
- 361 The Evening Breeze That Lost Its Warmth 失去温度的晚风 The Evening Breeze That Lost Its Warmth 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 362 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综,走上人生癫疯 [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 27.5kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves
- 363 Transmigrated to Ancient Times, I Made a Fortune Selling Hand-Peeled Bamboo Shoots 穿到古代,靠卖手剥笋发家致富 I Time-Travel to Ancient Times and Make a Fortune Selling Hand-Peeled Bamboo Shoots 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 364 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综,嘴在前飞脑狂追 [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 9.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
- 365 I Returned to the Year I Was Born and Changed My Past Self 穿回出生年,我改变了前世的自己 I Traveled Back to the Year I Was Born and Changed My Past Self —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 366 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑,当舔狗我是认真的 [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 530Reads9.2Score102Shelves
- 367 After I Transmigrated, I Became Everyone's Darling 穿越后,我被团宠 Li Yun, a rural woman from the twenty-first century, is in a car accident and transmigrates into the body of an ancient woman who shares her name. Her new home is bare, but she isn't worried. She has a pocket dimension and a cheat-level smartphone. She sells glassware, recipes, and seasonings, earning her first fortune. Then she starts buying land, hiring workers, and purchasing oxen and horses. To make sure everyone has enough to eat and wear, she grows high-yield crops from the modern era, inc 33Reads6.3Score—Shelves
- 368 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: I'm the Wildest on the Dating Show! 要成功,先发疯,恋综我最癫! [Comedy and Memes + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Showbiz + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Unhinged Has-Been Actress vs. Goofy, Love-Obsessed CEO Xia Li wins fifty million in the lottery, gets hit by a car, and transmigrates into a book. Before a second has passed, she gets hit by another car and lands in the hospital again. Then the original male lead, Gu Jinxiao, comes along to rub salt in her wounds. Xia Li goes completely off the rails and turns dark: “If you don’t want my lo 11kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
- 369 The Wicked Supporting Actress Tears Up the Script: Come on, No One Gets to Live 恶毒女配手撕剧本,来啊,都别活 [Rich Families + Entertainment Industry + Satisfying Revenge + Supporting Actress Fights Back + Sweet Romance, One Couple] Shen Zhi is kidnapped and killed in an instant. When she wakes up, she finds herself in the body of a vicious supporting actress with the same name in a brainless novel. The plot in a nutshell: a biased father, a cruel mother, a green-tea sister, and her, the good-for-nothing. As the male lead's number one devoted lapdog, she loves him without getting anything in return, eve 16.7kReads9.1Score2.4kShelves
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My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁,是个笑话精,专克老公桃花
My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay
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- 371 So Satisfying! The Goofy Fake Heiress Goes Wild and Smashes the Tragic Romance Plot 爽!沙雕假千金发疯创飞虐文剧本 [One-on-one romance, guaranteed sweetness + dating show + unhinged memes + everyone’s crush + love rivals everywhere + hero Xie Lanchen] Ning Xi had lived for 21 years before learning that she was the universally disliked fake heiress in a novel about a beloved wealthy family, a foil and stepping stone for the real heiress. In the book, everyone who admired the real heiress got everything they wanted and struck it rich, while those who opposed her all met tragic ends. Ning Xi fell silent, saw th 7.7kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
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Is Your Life Worth Enough to Pay? 你的命,够付么?
I crave madness, so what do I fear from Heaven's punishment? I have cast off all worldly attachments, so what do I fear? Above all dominance, I am the one who rules! Watch as the protagonist, Wu Tian, cultivates step by step, challenges Heaven, and fights his way from modern society, the Human Realm, into other worlds, ultimately reaching the pinnacle!
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- 373 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
- 374 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯,他兜底,恋综谁都惹不起 [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 33.6kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
- 375 Forgive Everything Before Bed, Wake Up and Go Berserk on the World 睡前原谅一切,醒来发癫创死世界 [Sweet couple, 1v1 romance + livestreamed dating show + jokes and comedy + transmigrate into a book + mindless feel-good fun] [Unhinged, joke-cracking actress vs. sharp-tongued, green-tea-acting young master of the mystic arts] Meng Xing transmigrates into a book, becoming a lovesick doormat in a domineering CEO romance. From the start, she catches her boyfriend sneaking around with his mistress. Like some tragic, honest fool, she’s standing outside their hotel room when the media snap a picture 2.6kReads—Score474Shelves
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The Canary Keeps Trying to Get Revenge on Her Overbearing CEO 金丝雀她总想报复霸总
The Canary Always Wants Revenge on Her Overbearing CEO
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Who Says My Summons Are Weird? Step Forward! 谁说我的召唤物抽象的?站出来!
[Lighthearted and fun]+ [Plot-driven]+ [Subverts expectations]+ [Absurd]+ [Absolutely shameless] A hundred years ago, rifts in space and time appeared, and Blue Star entered an era of supernatural powers. Everyone had the chance to awaken a game interface. Lu Heng unexpectedly awakened as a summoner, but there was something off about all his summons. [Meatball]: As the offspring of an evil god, it grows stronger every time it's eaten and can plunge enemies into cognitive confusion. [Horny Do
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- 378 The Divine Lord Pursues His Child: A Sect Elder Runs Away While Pregnant 神君追子:宗门长老带球跑 The Divine Lord Pursues His Child: A Sect Elder Runs Away While Pregnant 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Goofy Drama Queen Reborn as a Stand-In, and the Big Shot Falls for Her 沙雕作精穿成替身后,大佬真香了
[Two male leads + transmigrate into a book + showbiz + goofy sweet romance + both are each other’s only one] Sharp-tongued powerful top x goofy, spoiled bottom Before bed, Zhou Zhou read a serialized, melodramatic danmei novel. In the book, the top protagonist meets a no-name actor named Zhou Zhou, who shares his name, at a dinner party. After his white moonlight leaves the country, he marries the nobody as a decoy to appease his grandfather. Two years later, when his white moonlight returns, th
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- 380 The Actress Sister Has a Secret Crush on Me 影后姐姐暗恋我 The Actress Sister Has a Secret Crush on Me 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死!八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班
I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame.
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Second Master, Your Wife Has Calculated Someone's Doom Again! 二爷,夫人她又把人算死了!
Su Qiao was born under the ill-fated star of Tiansha and sent up a mountain to train when she was three. At twenty, she came down the mountain with a cloth bundle on her back and knocked on the door of the man said to be the most untouchable in the Imperial City. “Second Master Shen, I calculated that you won't live past this year, but there's a way to break the curse!” Shen Xiujin furrowed his long brows. “Let's hear it.” Su Qiao looked utterly righteous. “Marry me!” But after the wedding, Shen
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- 383 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽:我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 384 The Transmigrated Villainess Is Done Causing Trouble 穿书女配不作了 The Transmigrated Novel Villainess Is Done Causing Trouble 29Reads—Score—Shelves
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He Goes Wild, She Sells Swords, and Their Dating Show Goes Off the Rails 他发癫,她贩剑,恋综画风被带偏
[Goofy comedy + memes + one heroine + sweet romance + entertainment industry + dating show + System] In a parallel world, Ji Feng was assigned by his company to appear on the dating show Love Loading on Toilet TV. At the same time, his System activated! A dating show? Even a dog wouldn't... film one! But this is a high-traffic "sweet romance" show, so of course I'll do it! He was paired with Shen Xiazhi, a Sichuan-Chongqing actress who had been blacklisted and was known as the production team's
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The Metaphysics Heiress Is Intellectually Disabled, and Her Brothers Beg Her to Stop Casting Spells 玄学千金是智障,哥哥跪求别作法
[Ridiculous laugh-out-loud comedy + no fixed pairings, ship whoever you like + a mysterious ancient master returns + everyday plot twists + just sit back and laugh] After the real heiress of the Mei family came home, the whole family was dumbfounded, literally. Mei Naozhi has an IQ of 66. She argues with doorbells, hunts for handsome men to kiss, and can read faces, tell fortunes, use the Eight Trigrams, catch ghosts, and read feng shui. Her father thinks she's a disgrace to the family, so she f
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- 387 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑:汉宣本纪 The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 388 His Sexy Little Wildcat 他的性感小野猫 His Sexy Little Wildcat 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 389 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张,诸侯们被整麻了 [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 122.2kReads8.2Score12.5kShelves
- 390 After the Breakup, the Top-Tier Star Blocked My Door and Called Me Grandma 分手后,顶流堵门叫奶奶 After the Breakup, the Top-Tier Star Blocked My Door, Calling Me Grandma 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 391 I Transmigrate to the Cultivation World, and From the Start I Have the Sharingan 穿越修仙界,开局万花筒写轮眼 [Lighthearted, everyday life, transmigration, System, Naruto, and battles of wits] Ye Xunyu unexpectedly finds himself in a mysterious space. An old man suddenly appears, offers him three wishes, and sends him to transmigrate into a fantasy world. “Please give me Sasuke’s good looks.” “No.” “Why not? Are you picking a fight with me?” “But you already have Sasuke’s good looks.” “…” “Then give me the Mangekyo Sharingan.” “I’ve returned from hell.” The light fades. Ye Xunyu, Gu Lianyue, and Xiao —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 392 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪,八戒在高老庄当牛马 The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了!谁也别说出去
The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone
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- 394 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平!猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Rogue Son-in-Law: The Empress’s Pretty Boy 流氓赘婿,女帝家的小白脸
He transmigrated to an alternate world and became a lowly live-in son-in-law. He had planned to drink tea, fish, flirt, watch opera, and live a carefree life, but... “Husband, help me!” “Dear son-in-law, help me!” “Young master, help me!” “My dear subject, help your emperor!” Fine, it seemed he wouldn't get to take it easy. The world would have to be protected by him after all. And so Zhou Yuan investigated major cases, cleaned up the bureaucracy, crushed rebellions, opened the seas, and expande
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- 396 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游:修成正果,俺回高老庄摆烂 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死
After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch!
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- 398 The Debauched Prodigal Son 风流败家子 [Entry in the January 2020 Silver Vote Contest] Wang Kang, a university student from the twenty-first century, finds his soul in ancient times and becomes the wastrel young master of an earl’s household. He was too poor in his previous life, so in this one he wants nothing more than a beautiful wife, a life of wine and dreams, and the easy existence of a wastrel who can coast through life. But he never expected his family to be surrounded by crises and troubles to keep piling up from outside... 19kReads9.1Score2.1kShelves
- 399 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游:手撕渣男牛魔王 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物
[Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster
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