[Ridiculous laugh-out-loud comedy + no fixed pairings, ship whoever you like + a mysterious ancient master returns + everyday plot twists + just sit back and laugh]
After the real heiress of the Mei family came home, the whole family was dumbfounded, literally.
Mei Naozhi has an IQ of 66. She argues with doorbells, hunts for handsome men to kiss, and can read faces, tell fortunes, use the Eight Trigrams, catch ghosts, and read feng shui.
Her father thinks she's a disgrace to the family, so she folds a pair of gravestones out of napkins and gives them to him as a welcome gift. Buy one, get one free. That very day, he loses money and gets struck by lightning.
The fake heiress puts on a terrifying show with a vicious dog, but what everyone sees is Mei Naozhi swearing brotherhood with the dog and telling it to share its poop with the group. The fake heiress screams, “Don't come any closer!”
Someone casts a “Pauper's Curse” on her eldest brother, Mei Yihe. She draws a tortoise as a talisman and sticks it over the “golden gate” of his trousers to protect his vault. His rival company's business goes bankrupt overnight.
Someone casts a “Rotten Romance Curse” on her second brother, Mei Ranchen. She retaliates by stabbing eighteen paper beauties, leaving her rival drained and dead.
Someone casts a “Ghostly Blindfold” on her third brother, Mei Zhenxing. She performs a ritual live on his stream, and his haters all become diehard fans and charge into the rival's base.
Someone casts a “Silken Soul-Seizing Curse” on her fourth brother, Mei Zhanxiao. She uses her snot as a hair-growth tonic. By the next day, his hair has grown like crazy and even comes with special powers, though the color changes at random.
Someone casts a “Thief Star Revealing Lock” on her fifth brother, Mei Yanqing. She stays up all night drawing an invisibility talisman for him with her footbath water. The side effect is that stealing gives you hemorrhoids.
Even the King of Hell emails her: “Dear, the Book of Life and Death you edited last week brought the underworld's System to a standstill. Could you sign the ‘Yin-Yang Order Maintenance Agreement’ first?”
Mei Naozhi: “Where should I sign, on your abs?”
The King of Hell sobs. “You're even more unreasonable than that monkey was back in the day. Waaaah!”
It's very silly. The only shortcoming is that the heroine's brother always makes some greasy remarks and doesn't make people angry. He can't control it. Other than that, everything else is pretty good.
I laughed so much that I burst into tears. The author's mental state is ahead of 99.99% Of the people in the world.
This is my first time writing a book review and I have no experience. But this book is very interesting, funny and interesting, and it is also very interesting to criticize people.
It's very silly. The only shortcoming is that the heroine's brother always makes some greasy remarks and doesn't make people angry. He can't control it. Other than that, everything else is pretty good.
I laughed so much that I burst into tears. The author's mental state is ahead of 99.99% Of the people in the world.
This is my first time writing a book review and I have no experience. But this book is very interesting, funny and interesting, and it is also very interesting to criticize people.
It's quite interesting so far.
The author's mental state is so beautiful