Tomato’s Four Funniest Novels 番茄四大搞笑文

1. 201 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score183.1kShelves

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   🍐Recommended by Chuchu💋 This is the first book I recommend! I've finished the first volume, and it's so awesome! I originally added it to my bookshelf after about 200 chapters, but when I opened it again, it had over 2000 chapters! It's so satisfying!

2. 202 我 I'm a Prune. You, Constipated Boy, Got a Problem? 我是西梅，就你小子便秘是吧 Seems Pretty Good Too好像也不错Modern Romance359k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine x sharp-tongued hero x chaotic dating show x meme humor] On her first day after transmigrating into a book, Xi Mei slapped the original male lead twice. Xi Mei: Did that sound loud? If it did, then I hit you right in the face! The male lead flew into a rage: We’re breaking off the engagement! Xi Mei: It’s a deal! Two happy occasions at once! She spotted some suspicious yellow substance on the ground. Xi Mei shouted: Who left this here? A mysterious man: You’ve got two eggs hanging 977Reads8.7Score174Shelves

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   I highly recommend the first two. I followed the second one closely and had no major issues. The third one was fine in the beginning, but the system thing later on was too convoluted and bothered me a bit; it might be a matter of personal preference. The fourth one had a very capable female lead who could do everything, but I forgot why I stopped reading it. The fifth one was also hilarious, but it ended a bit too quickly. The sixth one was very quirky but very sweet; the male and female leads were genuinely sweet.

3. 203 封 Blacklisted? Heh, How Did I Become a Global Sensation? 封杀？嘿嘿，我怎么爆红全球啦 Candy in My Pocket兜里揣糖Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd antics + face-slapping + talent competitions early on, then movies and variety shows + becoming a director] [Romance + a fussy heroine + a powerful industry tycoon as the hero + sweet, exclusive pairing + a plagiarist heroine] Jiang Xueyan is a D-list actress mired in scandal, with a knack for stirring up a storm. The entire internet is calling for her to be banned. When internet trolls send her abusive messages on Weibo, she starts a livestream, gets right in their faces, and teaches th 9.3kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves
4. 204 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 386.2kReads9.2Score32.8kShelves

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   This is hilarious! I have a deep impression of this scene. Gao Yang instantly became enraged. This middle-aged man looked quite dignified, with an air of authority even without anger, but he really thought he was something special, calling him a beast and saying he'd break his legs. Did he really think he was his father? As a ruthless and heartless capitalist of the 21st century, someone feared by countless foreigners, would Gao Yang put up with this? This is a society governed by law, what is there to be afraid of? If he dares to lay a hand on him, he'll extort at least three thousand! So, Gao Yang directly cursed, "Old Bi Deng, if you dare to spew filth again, I'll punch your dog eyes out!"

5. 205 穷 The Poor General Takes a Wife 穷将军娶妻 Orange Peel橙色橘子皮Ancient Romance405k WordsCompleted In the Great Yuan Kingdom, who's the poorest of them all? It has to be the General's household. They're so poor that even the emperor can't bear to watch, and wants to grant them ten thousand taels of gold. But the empress says, “Your Majesty, instead of giving the General's household ten thousand taels of gold, why not find Chen a wife who knows how to manage a household?” The emperor considers this and agrees. But who would be suitable? Everyone in the capital knows the General's household is 1.9kReads8.7Score146Shelves

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   Tian Cheng told his daughter with a smug look on his face that he had arranged a marriage for her, and the other party was the poor general's mansion that couldn't even afford to eat... Tian Yiran was dumbfounded. Was this her real father?

6. 206 大 A College Student Accidentally Joins a Dating Show, and the Whole Internet Cracks Up 大学生误入恋综后，全网笑喷了 Yun Ai云矮Modern Romance333k WordsCompleted [Has a Couple: Unhinged College Student Song Zhi and Alluring Metaphysics Master Wen Jinrang] College student Song Zhi wakes up to discover that she's entered a melodramatic romance-reality-show novel as the "crazy female supporting character" mocked by the entire internet. Song Zhi: So? You call this crazy? It's time to show you what a college student can really do! While everyone else flirts on the show, she goes wild: abducting a beautiful female guest, climbing a tree in the middle of the ni 4.7kReads8.9Score594Shelves
7. 207 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15kReads6.9Score956Shelves

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   Absolutely hilarious, the kind that gets funnier the more you read it. You absolutely have to listen to the audiobook for chapter five; I almost fell off my chair laughing so hard! My classmates thought I'd gone crazy!

8. 208 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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   Then I have to choose these two. There are many other good ones, but if I had to pick the most memorable ones, these two would be my top choices.

9. 209 智 The Wise Don't Fall in Love, They Only Serve Their Country 智者不入爱河，只爱报效祖国 Exquisite Delicacies珍馐美馔Modern Romance628k WordsOngoing [No romance + strong heroine + lighthearted wish fulfillment + wild imagination + maxed-out combat skills] The founding emperor died halfway through his great endeavor, and Yun Xiao was transmigrating halfway through hers... Yun Xiao: Thanks for asking. I wasn’t on a plane. I’m in another world, and I’m freaking out. After years of struggling in the workplace, Yun Xiao had finally gone from employee to boss. She opened a huge warehouse supermarket and was ready to lie flat and enjoy life. But ju 175Reads9.5Score—Shelves

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   This is the funniest one I've ever seen (*˘˘*).｡.:*♡

10. 210 带 Taking My Sister-in-Law on the Path to Immortality 带嫂子修仙记 Fate's One-Slash Style命运一刀流Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing The rating has just been posted and will rise later. A mortal's journey, with steady growth. Sun Dongliang and his sister-in-law were sold together and sent deep into the mountains to toil. They were destined to be buried there for the rest of their lives. But he had a mysterious treasure bottle. It could automatically detect and capture spirit beasts! It could remove impurities and turn junk into treasure! His low-grade cultivation techniques could be directly enhanced into high-grade technique 47.8kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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    This one definitely deserves a place; those who have read it know that. However, I highly recommend listening to it, because it's even funnier that way! [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

11. 211 团 The Jiang Family's Beloved Little Daughter Can Work Immortal Magic 团宠之蒋家小女会仙法 March in Fragrant Bloom三月含芳菲Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Space + Cultivation + Farming + Beloved by the whole family + Medicine Big news! Big news! The people of Qingzhou spread the word far and wide. The Jiang clan of Xijindu, where no girl had been born in two hundred years, had welcomed a baby girl. They say the little girl was born blessed with tremendous good fortune. On the day she was born, rain fell from the heavens upon the land, which had suffered a prolonged drought. A few days after her birth, the family elders went hunting in the mountain 58.6kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves

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    I'm the best at catching jokes, I'm dying of laughter. [Facepalm] I can't watch this while sleeping, I'm afraid you'll end up like me, holding back your laughter until you're internally injured. This is worth watching five or six times, the jokes never get old no matter how many times I rewatch it, I love it so much.

12. 212 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves

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    This book will absolutely make you laugh to death! Synopsis: The protagonist is an 18th-tier celebrity who, despite his star status, has taken up a side business in the underworld. Character traits: Humorous. Recommendation rating: Five stars.

13. 213 回 Back in the Wealthy Family, I Cause More Trouble Than a Beagle 回到豪门，我比比格还能闯祸 Li Kangyue李康悦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Goofy Comedy + Beloved by the Whole Family + Feel-Good Story + Mountain Bandit King + San Francisco Is a Mountain Too The year Lin Qingyue turned eighteen, she said goodbye to her top-tier aristocratic adoptive parents and returned to her wealthy biological parents. The family was small and simple: her biological parents lived apart, her older sister was hopelessly romantic, her younger brother was a nonconformist, and she had scored just 33 points on her Chinese exam. What a harmonious, loving 85.8kReads8.8Score11.9kShelves

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    The first four books feature a female protagonist with a big personality, while the later books are all by author Hu Yu.

14. 214 恶 The Wicked Villainess Is a Big Dog, and She's Wrecking the Whole Elite Family 恶毒女配是比格，豪门都被她创飞 Pear Should Come Early梨应早Modern Romance385k WordsCompleted [Warning: Street thugs and louts use mother-related insults. Reader discretion advised!] [Transmigrates into a Book + Beagle Comes to Life + Beloved by a Wealthy Family + Silly Comedy + Feel-Good] The beagle Song Jinjin transmigrated into the villainess of a wealthy-family novel, a girl who made trouble at every turn. System: [You're madly in love with the male lead, bully the heroine, torment the villain, and have everyone out for your blood.] Song Jinjin: I don't understand. I'm the Beagle Qu 30.9kReads9.4Score5.5kShelves
15. 215 都 I Told You There's Something Wrong with My Brain 都说了我脑子有病 No Rain for Years常年无雨Two Female Leads348k WordsCompleted [Two heroines + showbiz + livestreaming + goofy, sweet story + System golden finger] Blurb One: Four years of filming and no one knew her name. One day riding a pig, and the whole world knows her. Newly acclaimed actress Jiang Suiran returns to her alma mater for the graduation ceremony. A video of her riding a pig to rescue agricultural students shoots to the top of the trending charts, and things only get 4.1kReads9.2Score537Shelves

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    Absolutely hilarious! [Laughing] There's Xie Mi and Teacher Changmao! [Sending heart] Abandoning personal ethics, enjoying a life of depravity! ✅ Mop dipped in poop, whoever gets hit by it dies! 🚾 If you don't laugh until you're a maggot, I'll become a fly! [Cool] If you don't laugh until you break your bed, your house is sturdy! [Making a face] Many varieties, good quality! [Thumbs up]

16. 216 全 My Whole Family Are Villains, and My Corgi-Like Fake Heiress Is Leading the Family Astray 全家反派，我比格假千金带偏豪门 A Silly Little Peach一颗呆桃Modern Romance435k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + family darling + campus life + ensemble cast of wealthy families + over-the-top wish fulfillment] [Troublemaking fake heiress x cross-dressing true young master] Jiang Yu transmigrates into an old-fashioned story as the villainous fake heiress. The original Jiang Yu does everything she can to get herself killed: she fawns over the arrogant school heartthrob while bullying the true heiress, then gets brutally punished by the male lead and meets a tragic end. The Destiny System tel 1.3kReads6.2Score169Shelves
17. 217 太 The Crown Princess Is Brilliant, Just a Little Unscrupulous 太子妃她机智过人，就是有点缺德 Two Squirrels两只松鼠Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted With my brilliant strategies, I helped my father and brothers win a war against a much larger enemy force. The emperor of the enemy kingdom personally wrote to my father, offering to surrender, cede territory, and pay reparations. The one condition: I had to get out of the military camp! My father thought it was a splendid idea and kicked me all the way back to the capital. He even wrote to the emperor, asking him to find me a good husband. The emperor spent the whole night studying the confiden 28kReads—Score854Shelves

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    Once you close your eyes, you can't stop!

18. 218 黑 Pause the Corruption, Junior Sister, I'm Coming to Catch You! 黑化暂停，小师姐我去逮！ Cinderella Wants to Become an Immortal灰姑娘要成仙Fantastical Romance834k WordsOngoing [Mischievous little beagle + comedic ensemble cast + shameless redemption + reverse tactics] [Chosen One: Where did all my dark, villainous characters go? Why are they running around in chaos, practicing frisbee?] [Cannon-fodder villains: Failed to turn evil. If you ask why, we're completely exhausted!] [Beagle heroine: So fun, so fun.] Lu Ren transmigrates into a side character, a senior sister in a tragic master-disciple romance. The plot expects her to work like a beast of burden, so she tear 45.8kReads9.0Score8.7kShelves
19. 219 感 I Called in Sick with a Cold and Fever, but My Team Leader Denied It, So I Called 120 感冒发烧请假，组长不批，我反手拨打120 Third Uncle of the Seventh Institute七院三叔21k WordsCompleted I Called in Sick with a Cold and Fever, but My Team Leader Refused, So I Called 120 Right Back 2Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 220 拍 I Photographed Every Has-Been Online Celebrity, and Now I’m Finally Famous 拍遍全网糊咖，醉姐终于火了 The Old Book Gets Another Chance旧书重来一次Modern Romance765k WordsCompleted [No romance for the heroine, career-focused + entertainment System + fan site manager / agent / boss] Chen Zui has been in a parallel world for a year. The music variety show she was supposed to join gets canceled at the last minute. Fine, fine, guess I’m just unlucky. She’s replaced on a dance show because she stepped out with her right foot first. She gets angry, then gets angry for a moment. She gets edited out of an entertainment variety show for offending a popular star. You dare mess with 18.8kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
21. 221 缺 The Loveless Little One Returns to the Year Her Parents Turned Eighteen 缺爱小可怜重回爸妈十八岁那年 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance463k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] [Comedy + Family Bonds + Beloved by All + 1v1 + Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Female Lead Has a Love Interest Who Appears Late] Zhu Yu grew up without a mother. As an adult, she was abused by her relatives. After finally getting her father back from prison, she was soon abandoned when he took his own life. One day, Zhu Yu, a poor girl barely scraping by on her own, opens her eyes and finds herself twenty-four years in the past. This year, both her parents 23.3kReads9.5Score3.7kShelves
22. 222 我 I Cured the Cafeteria Lady's Parkinson's! 我治好了打饭阿姨的帕金森！ Third Uncle of the Seventh Institute七院三叔13k WordsCompleted I Cured the Cafeteria Lady's Parkinson's! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 223 准 I Was About to Quit Showbiz, Then I Made a Comeback 准备退圈儿的我翻红了 Ginger, Scallion, Garlic姜葱蒜Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Two Heroines + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Life + Showbiz] She died in an accident just before her debut, then woke up transmigrated into the body of a top actress! Burdened with scandals and disliked by the public, her career was beyond saving. She thought the original owner was rich, so she might as well enjoy a life of luxury. But there were only four digits left in the bank account… After taking a beating from society in her previous life, she hadn’t found any better luck in this one. She 10.6kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves
24. 224 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 15.3kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves

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    Who would have thought that I, with my extremely high threshold for humor, would be laughing so hard I was shaking while reading this book? It's so funny, hahaha! You absolutely have to go read it!!!

25. 225 多 A Paranoid Male Lead? Make Him Harvest a Few Jin of Corn and He'll Behave 多疑男主？掰几斤苞谷就老实了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance406k WordsCompleted [Print edition publication rights secured] Marriage first, love later + comedy + amnesiac heroine + one-on-one romance + both leads are each other's first and only [Goofy, emotionally steady heiress heroine x arrogant, suspicious hero who thinks every woman is a potential mistress] Qi Wang is told one day that she is the male lead's ex-wife in an angst-filled novel. In the original story, she was born in the countryside and married the male lead because of an agreement made by the older generati 44.4kReads9.3Score8.8kShelves
26. 226 高 I Bombed the College Entrance Exam, but Ten Years Later I Outclassed Fudan's Top Student 高考考砸的我，十年后碾压复旦学霸 Third Uncle of the Seventh Institute七院三叔12k WordsCompleted I Bombed the Gaokao, but Ten Years Later I Outclassed a Fudan Top Student —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 227 你 You Peddle Nonsense, I Go Off the Rails: I'm the Boss of Shengjing 你贩剑，我发癫，盛京城里我是爹 Tang Jiujiu糖酒酒Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Palace and Household Intrigue + Pop-Culture References + Subverting Tropes + Shamelessly Outrageous] Feng Xi, an apocalypse powerhouse, transmigrated into a male-oriented son-in-law novel and became the princess wife of the overpowered male lead, Qi Xiao. The princess was as foolish as a pig, selfish and cruel. She tormented Qi Xiao in every way, and in the end he cut off her hands and feet and threw her into Snake Valley, where countless snakes tore her apart. Feng X 2.1kReads9.3Score208Shelves

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    I can only say this is the pinnacle of comedy, okay? Laugh every day, and you'll get abs.

28. 228 我 I'm the Female Lead's Foil, Playing Three Male Foils at Once 我，女配，同时扮演三个男配 Li Duping李渡平Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [System + Transmigrate Into a Book + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scum + Irresistible Female Lead + Gossip + Disguised as a Man] I'm a woman, but I'm playing male supporting characters in three different books at once? Zhao Ruoming died, and the System told her to play three roles across three books. If she completed the missions, she could come back to life. Zhao Ruoming: “Oh, quick transmigration? Aren't three worlds a bit too few?” System: “Not three worlds. There's only one world. You have to 8.9kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
29. 229 得 After Being Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, the Heir’s Wife Lets Loose 得绝症后，世子妃她放飞自我了 Lin Yanxin Hui林焱昕卉Ancient Romance246k WordsCompleted [Short drama now streaming, also known as The Female Big Bad in Disguise as a Man: Wherever She Flees, Chrysanthemums Bloom] [Absurd comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + One True Pairing, Short Story + Woman Disguised as a Man + No Palace Intrigue, No Defying Heaven; Down-to-Earth Leads] [Crazy and ridiculous. Don’t read if that bothers you!!] Chu Feiyang dies while working to buy her boss a Maserati. Reborn with her memories intact, she decides to lie flat and coast through life. She starts drinki 21.4kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    I've discovered a new world! Hahaha, absolutely hilarious, and it feels completely natural. I laughed from the first chapter to the last. A true winner in life! [Laughs] In the first book, her fiancé returns from studying abroad with another woman, and she immediately marries the nouveau riche. 💥 In the second book, the male lead is really clueless; he's already had intimate contact with the female lead, yet he doesn't even realize she's with another woman.

30. 230 外 The Deliveryman's Absurd Daily Life 外卖侠的荒诞日常 Third Uncle of the Seventh Institute七院三叔12k WordsCompleted The Absurd Daily Life of a Delivery Hero —Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 231 穿 I Become the Villain's Wicked Mother and Nurse Kids on a Parenting Show 穿成反派的恶毒亲妈，在娃综奶娃 Jinjin Chenghuan今今承欢Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later × two people in the entertainment industry × adorable child × parenting variety show × livestream × scumbag's road to redemption] Xu Zhaozhao was completely screwed. She woke up to find she'd become the vicious mother of the book's big villain. According to the original story, the villain's birth mother beat or scolded him when he was little, causing him to turn evil and become twisted, until he eventually murdered her in cold blood. Fortunately, the future villain is 112.9kReads9.0Score11.7kShelves

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    Haha, this book made me laugh until my stomach hurt! [Laughing][crying with laughter] It's so incredibly funny! I was reading it in bed last night and almost fell off the bed laughing so hard! The jokes are so frequent they're almost suffocating! Haha, if you have a low threshold for laughter, I'm afraid you'll laugh your abs off!

32. 232 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界，成了全宗门骄傲 No Mercy Under My Blade刀下不留人Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 4.2kReads8.7Score454Shelves

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    ① The female protagonist is a zombie cultivating immortality, focusing on "brain-eating," resulting in hilarious scenes! The sect members protect their heads while also spoiling her [laughs]. The master says, "Everyone, put these on! For the safety of the entire Lingyun Sect, I specially crafted magical helmets to prevent being bitten." Hahaha, this is the first book, and ②, ③, and ④ are also very funny.

33. 233 惊 Shock! I Transmigrated into the Villain's Mother and Went Viral by Raising Kids 惊！穿成反派亲妈，我靠养崽爆红 Gu Liaoliao顾了了Modern Romance508k WordsCompleted [Raising a child + parenting variety show + wealthy CEO + entertainment industry + devoted to each other] Ning Ran only learned after her death that her son, Lu Shiyan, was the villainous powerhouse in a novel. He tried to steal the heroine away from the male lead, and even planned to be the father to her child. When his attempt to win her over failed, Lu Shiyan did everything he could to oppose the male lead. In the end, he was left permanently disabled and spent the rest of his life in a wheel 6.4kReads8.8Score387Shelves

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    🍊🍊"Mommy, get Yan Yan's slippers." The little cutie accidentally kicked her slippers towards Lu Wenzhou. "Lu Wenzhou, please get Yan Yan's slippers." The male lead, who was calling for his husband, had been waiting for Ning Ran to speak. The little one looked at his mother, then at his father. Seeing that no one spoke, he said in a childish voice, "Honey, please get Yan Yan's slippers, okay?"

34. 234 帅 Hey, Handsome, Want to Add Me on WeChat? 帅哥，加个微信吧！ Third Uncle of the Seventh Institute七院三叔16k WordsCompleted Hey, handsome, want to add me on WeChat? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 235 穿 I Transmigrated Into a Book as the Villainous Ancestor, and My Junior Sister Gave Up on Me 穿书成反派老祖，师妹弃疗了 Ben Zhijie本止戒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Yuan, courtesy name Yanwan. You can tell from the name alone that this was a child nobody liked from the moment she was born. And... reality was exactly the same! There was no twist! The X-novel writer stared in despair at the reflection in the pool: a white-haired girl with scarlet eyes... That's right, she had transmigrated into a book, into the fantasy world of a novel she'd written called The Lost Immortal. Everyone except the protagonist met a bad end! The "lost" in The Lost Immortal me 23.7kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves
36. 236 小 My Junior Sister Is Gifted, but Lacks Virtue 小师妹天资绝卓，但五行缺德 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 12.3kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
37. 237 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Here to Stir Up Trouble 快穿：宿主一心搞事情 Vanilla Wheat香草小麦Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Strong heroine + no romance + face-slapping satisfaction] This is a world where common sense is shattered on the ground, and beauty rules everything. As long as you're beautiful and kind enough, the whole world will yield to you. They are all gorgeous, talented, and proud, yet each has their own misfortune. Luo Ling's mission is to travel through countless small worlds, collect resources from each plane, fix plane bugs, and, along the way, help the Hosts rebuild their tragic lives. Luo Ling's m 6.1kReads9.0Score399Shelves
38. 238 不 After I Stopped Passing Myself Off as Someone Else, the Cold Crown Prince Regretted It 不再冒领身份后，高冷太子后悔了 It's A Can Can是阿灿灿13k WordsCompleted After he stopped claiming someone else's identity, the aloof crown prince regretted it. 2.8kReads—Score102Shelves
39. 239 网 Online Game: My Thievery Is SSS-Rank 网游：我的盗窃SSS级 I'm Fat Blue Cat我是胖蓝猫Sports3.7M WordsCompleted The brain-domain game Glory, developed jointly by more than a hundred countries, goes live. Chen Ming is reborn and awakens the SSS-rank talent Nimble Fingers! Every attack comes with a theft buff. From then on, Chen Ming becomes a master thief who never leaves empty-handed! Red Dragon Queen: “Where’s my dragon egg?! Where’s my huge dragon egg???” Saintess of the Church: “If you can return our sacred treasure... I’ll do anything you want.” Succubus Demon Queen: “That boy stole my heart~” … In t 76.7kReads8.7Score9.1kShelves
40. 240 睡 Forgive Everything Before Bed, Wake Up and Go Berserk on the World 睡前原谅一切，醒来发癫创死世界 Xiuyan Meow Meow岫砚喵喵Modern Romance270k WordsOngoing [Sweet couple, 1v1 romance + livestreamed dating show + jokes and comedy + transmigrate into a book + mindless feel-good fun] [Unhinged, joke-cracking actress vs. sharp-tongued, green-tea-acting young master of the mystic arts] Meng Xing transmigrates into a book, becoming a lovesick doormat in a domineering CEO romance. From the start, she catches her boyfriend sneaking around with his mistress. Like some tragic, honest fool, she’s standing outside their hotel room when the media snap a picture 2.6kReads—Score474Shelves
41. 241 沈 Mr. Shen, Your Little Nanny Went Off to Argue with Someone Again 沈先生，你家小保姆又去怼人了 Song Fan宋饭Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted The short drama has aired [Sweet romance + hilarious antics + healing + slow-burn love + mutual devotion in body and soul] [Bright, cheerful puppy-like heroine vs. gloomy, tsundere iceberg of a lucky-cat hero] Shen Yuqing was set up by a rival and got into a car accident. He barely survived, but has been confined to a wheelchair ever since. His younger brother hired countless caregivers to look after him, but Shen Yuqing drove every one of them away. Then he met Song Tinghuan. Song Tinghuan didn 17.7kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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    They're all great! I highly recommend #1 – it's so good, I laughed like crazy! [Laughing emoji]

42. 242 漂 The Beautiful Stepmother Who Sweetened the Whole Family 漂亮后妈，甜翻全家 Lu Chi鹿迟Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted Publication deal signed. On sale August 28. [One-on-one sweet romance + marriage of convenience + lighthearted daily life + both leads speak their minds] Sheng Mumu transmigrates into a book. Other people transmigrate into books to date handsome men and become stars. But when it’s her turn, she has to become the stepmother of a 17-year-old rich young master? Help, she wants out! Wait, what? If she pretends to be married, she’ll get 500,000 yuan in pocket money every month and an additional card 54.5kReads9.6Score7.4kShelves
43. 243 孽 A Tangled Web of Sin 孽乱 Late Autumn in the South City南城晚秋Urban6.3M WordsCompleted A baffling case. One stunning woman after another. A young man from a small town is framed and thrown into prison. How does he rise to the top, step by step, and become a powerful local magnate? Awake, he commands the world; drunk, he rests in the arms of beauties. Chen Fan does it all. A short drama adaptation of this book is now available. Its title is Beauty in Bloom: My Fatal Attraction. Please watch and support it. Thank you! 142.4kReads9.1Score13.3kShelves

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    This is a novel I'll stay up all night to finish reading. It's about a brilliant doctor who goes undercover. It's exciting, gripping, and you won't be able to put it down!

44. 244 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 33kReads8.7Score3.5kShelves

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    The most rebellious system—while others have an ATM as their cheat code, this AI is a PUA master (with a bonus physical castration punishment package).

45. 245 修 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Late Summer 26夏末贰陆Eastern Fantasy261k WordsCompleted Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    While others were in seclusion to comprehend the Dao, he streamed his own life, leaving even the most powerful immortals speechless.

46. 246 系EN Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 575.4kReads9.4Score59.5kShelves

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    🤩Still looking for hilarious, laugh-out-loud novels? Hold on a minute! This one, *Eternal Immortality, Burying Heaven, Burying Earth, Burying All Living Beings*, is a must-read! [Laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs] 📈940,000 readers, a 9.5 Rating, and a double hit in popularity and critical acclaim! 💡Unlike typical wish-fulfillment novels that relentlessly pursue invincibility, it's full of life philosophy, making you realize how time is like a knife, how youthful passion fades with age, leaving you with a profound sense of reflection. ✨A unique Eastern fantasy setting, wildly imaginative, and captivating plot—once you start reading, you won't be able to put it down! Highly recommended for fantasy fans!

47. 247 潜 Undercover: Lost in the Shadows 潜伏:暗影迷途 Late Autumn in the South City南城晚秋Urban440k WordsOngoing While searching for his missing older sister, Chen Feng is silenced by those who want him dead. Reborn for reasons he cannot explain, he finds himself with an extraordinary range of abilities: medicine, mystic arts, feng shui, face reading... Even his luck with women takes a strange turn. By chance, Chen Feng saves a powerful underworld woman. To find his sister, he uses her trust to infiltrate a deeply concealed criminal organization. Circumstances force him to climb its ranks, step by step, un 2.3kReads7.0Score275Shelves
48. 248 奶 This Dad Is Unreliable, but His Daughter Is Even More Outrageous 奶爸不靠谱，闺女更离谱 Yu Wuyan与无言Urban192k WordsOngoing [Sitcom] [Reverse Parenting] [Everyone's Here for the Laughs] Lu Xian has a five-year-old daughter. Her full name is Lu Youyou, and her nickname is Jelly. She can sing, act, and practice self-defense. She's good at all sorts of things, but every one of these abilities comes from the System. Jelly has no idea. All she knows is, "I suddenly just know how to do it." While filming, she opens her mouth and tears into an extra: "Have you no shame? You're so ugly, and I'm so cute. Could someone who loo 154Reads—Score220Shelves

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    Funny family [laughing][laughing]

49. 249 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 47.6kReads9.1Score3kShelves

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    Hilarious, laugh out loud! [Laughs][laughs] The first book is a Western fantasy + casual + slice-of-life + silly + beast-eared girl + semi-invincible system with stat boosts. Starting with god-level chef talent, no bragging, no brainlessness, opening a restaurant, taking in maids, promoting Chinese cuisine in another world! [Follow][follow][follow][the second book] Wu Nai transmigrates into a 62-year-old man. Although he has millions in savings and four properties, he also suffers from stage 3 diabetes, stage 5 cerebral thrombosis, and late-stage cancer. Just as he's about to die, the system successfully activates. By seducing three beautiful female tenants, he can not only become younger but also gain special abilities. Wu Nai begins his hilarious journey. [Admiration][admiration][the third book] Live streaming + pranks + sign-in + comedy + abstract + female anchor + female artist. Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a live streaming sign-in system. He can get sign-in rewards just by live streaming! To accumulate live streaming time and claim the system rewards, he chooses to connect with other streamers. The first person he connects with is the popular streamer, Dai Xiaomei. The fourth book features a streamer who explores a ghost village and then starts a live stream from the underworld after he dies—it's hilarious and full of funny antics!

50. 250 求 Begging for Love 求娇 Three Lives, Three Three叁生三三Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Strong Heroine and Hero] [Love-Hate Relationship] [Defying Fate] [Print edition signed with a publisher] Gu Miaoyin always thought she was the pampered darling her emperor treasured most, until the Great Jin fell and the Northern Hu cavalry smashed through the palace gates. Only then did she realize how tragic her life was. Ten years of the emperor's favor could not withstand a sudden change of heart. In the end, she and her mother were trapped in the imperial city and burned alive. Reborn into 36.7kReads9.5Score5kShelves

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    3 And 4 were both written by the same teacher, I love them so much! [Admiration] They're a rare type of story on Douban. 2 Has very well-developed characters for both the male and female leads. 3 Is about girls' self-redemption. 1, 2, And 5 are a bit lighter and funnier. 6-10 Are super good! Okay, I admit I have a bit of a crush on @ [Kiss] I love the big breasts of number 9! [Admiration]

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