Tomato’s Four Funniest Novels 番茄四大搞笑文

1. 1101 满 The Entire Court Begged Me Not to Get Married 满朝文武都求着我别嫁人 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 3.5kReads8.3Score496Shelves

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   I just started watching this show. It's such a unique premise. The female lead wants to resign from her official post and go back to the countryside to raise chickens. To curry favor, all the officials in the court agree that chickens can be raised in the capital too. After that, all their sons become candidates for chicken-raising jobs. It's hilarious! [Laughing emoji]

2. 1102 硝 Boiling Wine with Saltpeter: Sun Ce Is Dead, and Da Qiao Is Pregnant 硝石煮酒：孙策死了，大乔有了 Sweet Punchline甜梗Historical697k WordsOngoing [Special Warning]: Reading this novel may make you laugh so hard you spit, crow like a rooster, or lose your mind. If you experience any of these symptoms, call 120 immediately! In Jian'an Year 5, Sun Ce entrusted his family to my care. I, a top graduate of Lanxiang Technical School, became the most dangerous friend to women in Jiangdong. Da Qiao: “I’m pregnant!” Xiao Qiao: “Zhou Lang is still alive! How dare you?” Zhou Yu: “Why was I born if there had to be a chemist?” Zou Shi: “You understand 59Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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   Sun Quan of the Three Kingdoms period: I really can't bring myself to call him "stepfather"!!!

3. 1103 修 Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意？ Little Chicken, I Eat, Eat, Eat小鸡我吃吃吃Eastern Fantasy122k WordsOngoing [Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A local bully ran rampant, oppressing ordinary people. The protagonist seized the opportunity to plot revenge. After completing the challenges assigned by the system, his cultivation level increased significantly. Enraged, the bully offered a bounty for his capture throughout the city. The protagonist changed his appearance and secretly infiltrated a larger city to seek new opportunities.

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