Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说,9.5分打底
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- 101 I Can Hear What the Top-Tier Stars Are Thinking 顶流们的心声被我听到了 I Can Hear What the Top-Tier Stars Are Thinking —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 102 One Hundred Beauties of the Ming Dynasty 明朝一百个美女 I woke up to find that I’d transmigrated into the male lead of One Hundred Beauties of the Ming Dynasty, and gotten bound to a rather improper “Humorous Get-Rich System.” As long as I make the villains laugh, silver automatically lands in my account. So I let loose, pushing my luck at the edge of death every day. Then one day, I cornered the peerlessly beautiful villainess Su Meier against a wall. “Miss, have you heard that a smile takes ten years off your age? If you smile a few more times, may 2kReads—Score127Shelves
- 103 I Pretended to Be Poor for Eight Years, and Now My Ex’s Whole Family Is Filled with Regret 装穷八年,前男友全家悔疯了 After Pretending to Be Poor for Eight Years, My Ex-Boyfriend's Whole Family Regretted It —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 104 The Song Dynasty’s Number One Tough Guy 宋朝第一猛男 Wu Jushuai opens his eyes to find himself in the Song Dynasty, transformed into an ugly man with the same name. The System, however, requires him to collect “admiration points from peerless beauties” to become handsome. The top courtesans of Bianjing, noble ladies from wealthy families, and chivalrous women of the martial world are all left blushing by his poetry and modern-day flirting techniques. The villains grit their teeth and grumble, “That guy's ugly and lecherous. What makes him so speci 1.2kReads—Score102Shelves
- 105 I Bet My Entire Clan on Him, Yet He Sentenced Us All to Death 我为他赌上全族,他却赐我满门死罪 I wagered my entire clan on him, but he sentenced every one of us to death —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 106 Embroidered Spring, Snowlit Blade 绣春照雪 Embroidery in the Spring Snow —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 107 The Teleporting Delivery Driver 能瞬移的外卖员 The number-one tough guy, Ye Jumeng, can teleport while delivering takeout. The villains’ emotional manipulation, gripping clashes, twists and turns, and a story that starts low and rises high make for a vivid, entertaining read. Style: urban survival, easy to follow, witty and humorous, lighthearted, with no shortage of romantic tension. 1kReads—Score101Shelves
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The Tang Dynasty's Pearl-Dispelling Record (Original Novel of the TV Adaptation Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong) 大唐辟珠记(田曦薇、宋威龙主演同名影视原著)
[All-New Bonus Edition] [A Screen Adaptation with the Same Title Has Been Officially Announced, Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong] [Beloved Princess Reborn: Looks Like a Delicate Crybaby, Actually a Well-Rounded Warrior] ✖ [Defiant, Doomed, Devoted, Pure-Hearted Top Jianghu Big Shot] [Their Romance Is So Sweet It Makes You Cry] Princess Wanshou, blessed with the Tang emperor's favor and love, died of an illness at just seventeen. A thief secretly opened the eerie underground palace, only to d
210kReads9.7Score28.1kShelves
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The Gangster Heiress Is Still Trying to Act Delicate Today 黑帮大小姐今天也在努力装娇弱
The Mob Boss’s Daughter Is Still Trying to Act Delicate Today
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- 110 After My Entire Family Was Executed, I Became the Poisonous Consort the Whole Court Feared Most 满门抄斩后,我成了满朝最怕的毒妃 After My Entire Family Was Executed, I Became the Most Feared Poisonous Consort at Court 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米!烂土豆!极品儿女靠边跪
[Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif
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- 112 I Went Undercover for My Treacherous Brother, So How Did I Become a Virtuous Empress for the Ages? 我给奸臣哥当内应,怎么混成千古贤后了? I went undercover for my treacherous minister brother. How did I end up becoming a virtuous empress for the ages? 23.6kReads—Score442Shelves
- 113 When Plum Blossoms Fall on Snow, We Hide Our Blades 梅雪落时,与君藏锋 When plum blossoms fall in the snow, we hide our blades together —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 114 Chronicles of Mountains and Rivers 山河志 His beautiful mother was nearly assaulted by a village lout, but she tearfully begged the man who rescued her not to call the police. Young Gao Yuan couldn’t understand why at the time. Only when he reached his thirties and looked back on the past, with those scenes flashing through his mind, did he realize that the lives of countless rural people together form a chronicle of the mountains and rivers of China! 84.2kReads9.6Score9.2kShelves
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A Kindred Spirit Found with My Male Rival in the Mountains and Murky Waters 我与男配,低山臭水遇知音
A cute, clever girl who goes wild when things don't go her way x an energetic, slightly flirtatious, restrained older man (transmigrate into a book, same age physically), 1v1, devoted to each other and equally unhinged. Two college students falling for each other while their mental health spirals! Comedy + dating show + ensemble cast Qiao Ye transmigrated into a book! Starting her life over, she decided to do whatever she pleased. Notorious at the drama academy for being a fool, she fought, got
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- 116 The Day My Family Was Ruined, the Emperor Learned My Mother Was His One True Love 抄家当天,皇帝得知我娘是他的白月光 On the day my family was executed, the emperor learned that my mother was the one he had always loved. 2.7kReads—Score232Shelves
- 117 After Awakening from a Fall into the Water, My Top-Tier Dad Spoils Me Rotten 落水觉醒后,顶级大佬爹宠我上天 After awakening from a fall into the water, I’m spoiled rotten by my top-tier powerhouse dad —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Period: Pretty Educated Youths Have All Come to My Backyard 年代:漂亮女知青都进了我家后院
(No System, no space, a satisfying period novel, a new work from a veteran author) Chen Junsheng wakes up and finds himself back in 1981, at the turning point of his fate. He comes first in the county in the college entrance exam preliminary selection, only for someone else to take his place? He’ll take it back! His family has four female educated youths with powerful connections, and you expect him to start from nothing and keep his head down? No way! A man won’t grow rich without a windf
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- 119 EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1MReads9.9Score162.2kShelves
- 120 I Bet My Entire Clan on Him, Yet He Sentenced Us All to Death 为他赌上全族,他却赐我满门死罪 I wagered my entire clan on him, but he sentenced every one of us to death —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 121 Reborn, My Goddess Counselor Wants to Have My Baby 重生后,女神辅导员要给我生孩子 Chen Jianghe leaped from the 89th floor and, against all odds, was reborn. It was 2006. The stock market was booming, the property market was thriving, the economy was hot, and opportunities were everywhere. That year, Chen Jianghe had just started his freshman year of college. “Chen Jianghe, your courage in confessing your feelings last night was admirable. But you’ve only just started college, and it’s too soon to be dating. I hope you’ll focus your energy on your studies. Once you enter the 35.7kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
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I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我,圈钱主播!但大哥是真刷啊!
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
162.3kReads9.4Score14.6kShelves
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Apocalypse: Supplies Used by Women Are Returned a Thousandfold 末世:女人消耗的物资,万倍返还
The apocalypse arrives, supplies run scarce, and while everyone else struggles to survive, Jiang Fan enjoys life with beautiful women because the supplies they use are returned to him! [Invincible Hero ✚ Lots of Beautiful Women ✚ Storage Space ✚ Unlimited Supplies ✚ No Saintly Heroics ✚ Profit Above All]
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I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科,主刀医生是前任
I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon.
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- 125 Dual Transmigration: There Are Too Many Goddesses, So I Level Up at Lightning Speed 双穿:女神太多,我升级太快了 [System + Original Worlds + Multiple Female Characters + Lighthearted Power Fantasy] During his internship, Ye Kai is deliberately pushed out by his department supervisor and quits. But he unexpectedly binds to a System, setting off on a journey through multiple worlds. Apocalypse: A wealthy young lady trapped at home, terrified of zombies and starvation, is tossed a pack of food. Then she begs him to stay! From there, things get out of hand, and he meets more and more beautiful women in the apo 27kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves
- 126 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年,我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 723Reads—Score—Shelves
- 127 The Ultimate Tycoon: I Can See Hidden Tags 巨爽神豪,我能看见隐秘词条 [Multiple Heroines + Illustrations] [Beautiful Landlady + Heiress to a Financial Conglomerate + Campus Beauty + Underworld Heiress + Girl Next Door + Mixed-Race Beauty Director] Lin Lang transmigrates back to the year 2000 and unexpectedly gains an all-purpose prompt System. He goes from a poor nobody to Shanghai’s richest man, earning the nickname “Emperor of Shanghai,” and reaches the pinnacle of life. They all call him a playboy, yet they’re falling over themselves to throw themselves into hi 47.3kReads8.0Score3.5kShelves
- 128 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生,还被我听见了心声 My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 582Reads—Score—Shelves
- 129 EN I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主,这个反派我当定了 [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 79.3kReads8.9Score6.6kShelves
- 130 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲,天天偷我的内衣! Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Take My Brother's Place at Court, and the Entire Court Gossips Along with Me 替兄上朝,满朝文武陪我一起吃瓜
[Gossip System + woman disguised as a man + overprotective brother × overprotective sister + lighthearted comedy + born into a new life + wish fulfillment] Feng Zexuan gets bound to a Gossip System and disguises herself as a man to attend court in her brother’s place. Gossip is so much fun, but she never expected to blow up the entire court on her very first day! “The emperor only has three seconds?” “What!? All eighteen of the princess’s male companions belong to her consort?” “The Ministry of
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I'm Such a Delicate Girl, So Why Does Everyone Call Me the God of Ghost Slaying? 我娇滴滴的,怎么都说我灭诡之神
[Genuinely terrifying horror game + heroine who absolutely cannot see the supernatural horrors + lighthearted comedy] A horror game descends upon the world. People must face not only terrifying supernatural entities and all kinds of rules, but also severe mental corruption. Just as everyone is about to reach their breaking point, a magical paper-offering shop appears. Everything from the paper-offering shop is top quality. A safety talisman can instantly clear away all mental corruption. A ghost
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- 133 My Mother Told Me to Give My Wife to My Younger Brother 我妈让我把老婆让给弟弟 My Mom Wants Me to Give My Wife to My Younger Brother —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 134 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖,我彻底疯了 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
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He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅
Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more
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I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技,全部因果律了?
[Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr
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- 137 The Night Before My Wife Went Abroad, I Secretly Swapped Her Birth Control Pills. When She Came Back, She Went Mad Looking for Me 妻子出国前夜,我偷偷换掉她的避孕药,回来后疯了找我 The night before my wife went abroad, I secretly switched out her birth control pills. When she came back, she frantically searched for me. 6kReads—Score—Shelves
- 138 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝,她说要给我当老婆? I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 96Reads—Score—Shelves
- 139 EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物 [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 538.5kReads9.5Score43.9kShelves
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Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙
Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha
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- 141 After My Girlfriend Was Truly Dead, I Saw Her in the Bathroom Mirror 女友死透后,我在浴室镜子里看见了她 After My Girlfriend Was Long Dead, I Saw Her in the Bathroom Mirror 314Reads—Score—Shelves
- 142 Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后,我把女帝骗到手了 After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 48Reads—Score—Shelves
- 143 EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子 "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 343.1kReads9.5Score39kShelves
- 144 Great Ming: My Father Is Yongle, and I Shall Guard the Realm Forever 大明:家父永乐,永镇山河 In the final years of the Jianwen era, the Prince of Yan entered the capital, took the throne, and adopted the reign title Yongle. A great empire was turning a brand-new page, on the verge of ushering in an age of peace for the ages. A young man from the future transmigrates into the famous “Grilled Meat Prince,” Zhu Gaoxu. Before him stand the brilliant Yongle Emperor, Zhu Laosi; his frail, sickly eldest brother, Crown Prince Zhu Gaochi; his beloved nephew, the Good Holy Grandson Zhu Zhanji… 54.3kReads9.2Score4.8kShelves
- 145 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神:代理灰太狼,概念神也是神 [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.6kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
- 146 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命!主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 68Reads—Score—Shelves
- 147 System Tasks Too Hard? The Nation Says, “Leave It to Me” 系统任务太难?国家:放着我来 [Signed for print publication] [An unconventional story about turning in a System, focusing on the protagonist's growth and the country reaching out to him in return] Good news! I've got a System! Bad news! The System seems to have a bug and keeps trying to kill me! Faced with a System devoted to erasing its Host, Li Ce made a decision that went against his ancestors' wishes. He turned the System over to the country! P.S. The author has only posted on Dianzi. It's a great book, but I'm not very 2.3MReads9.2Score380.9kShelves
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I’m a Decent Gentleman, but the System Keeps Setting Me Up 我是正人君子,奈何系统坑我
[Absurd Comedy] + [Multiple Female Leads] + [Nontraditional Fantasy] + [Goofy Male Lead] + [Fake System] Early story: [Thick-skinned + Funny] Mid-story: [Scheming + Funny] Late story: [Shameless + Scheming + Face-Slapping + Awesome + Funny] He gets beaten up a lot in the Mortal Realm, but the Divine Realm is where the fun really begins. This is nontraditional fantasy. If that’s not your thing, please move along. Thanks! The System in this book is fake. If that bothers you, please move along too.
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My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情
My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story
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- 150 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记,如果我死了,一定是小悠害的 I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
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