Books So Funny the Neighbor's Dog Would Bark at You for Making Noise in the Middle of the Night 半夜笑到隔壁狗听了都得骂扰民的书

1. 401 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 171.1kReads9.5Score22.3k14d adds

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   Super hilarious! 😆😆😆 Liu Ye always thought he was a good person, especially a filial son, particularly devoted to his mother. (Xi Sang Gui: You're talking nonsense!) Towards his father, he was kind and gentle: (Shui Gui: Waaah... Don't come any closer! If you come any closer, I'll die right here!) To his friends, he was fiercely loyal. (Other Gui: You mean stab us in the back, right?) In short, Liu Ye felt he was a happy person. (All Gui: Isn't your happiness just our history of blood and tears?)

2. 402 都 I Told You There's Something Wrong with My Brain 都说了我脑子有病 No Rain for Years常年无雨Two Female Leads348k WordsCompleted [Two heroines + showbiz + livestreaming + goofy, sweet story + System golden finger] Blurb One: Four years of filming and no one knew her name. One day riding a pig, and the whole world knows her. Newly acclaimed actress Jiang Suiran returns to her alma mater for the graduation ceremony. A video of her riding a pig to rescue agricultural students shoots to the top of the trending charts, and things only get 4.1kReads9.2Score54614d adds
3. 403 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 80Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 404 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 95.3kReads9.2Score9.5k14d adds
5. 405 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 9.6kReads9.3Score84014d adds
6. 406 虽 I'm a Goofball, but I Still Hit Back Hard! 虽然是沙雕，但还是重拳出击！ Song Yanxi宋言蹊Two Female Leads493k WordsCompleted (Content warning: Two female leads, and a male-male secondary couple. Please skip if that bothers you.) Jiang Qingyu took a tumble, and just like that, memories that weren’t hers came flooding back. She was the long-lost biological daughter in a novel, while the heroine was the adopted daughter. Usually, in a situation like this, she’d be a minor character doomed to oppose the heroine. After being brought back to the wealthy family in the book, she was disliked by everyone. Her four older brothe 382Reads8.8Score10514d adds
7. 407 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 957Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 408 假 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧，本饕餮哐哐干饭 Seafood Treasure by the Shore海边蟹黄宝Modern Romance381k WordsCompleted A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 12.2kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds

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   This one is absolutely amazing!!! Ahhhhh, trust my family, you won't regret buying it! As a reader, this mind-blowing cultivation novel had me laughing out loud! The protagonist, a gluttonous beast, is a natural-born freeloader who uses his insatiable appetite to rise up in the immortal realm. The plot twists are faster than hotpot. The author turns the daily life of a foodie into high-energy, satisfying moments, from gnawing on spiritual herbs to swallowing magical artifacts—every chapter is a culinary extravaganza of the Three Realms! Perfect for anyone who loves hilarious cultivation stories with food overload—go check it out, ahhhhh!

9. 409 糊 From Has-Been to Short-Drama Queen: Putting Every Hater in Their Place! 糊咖成短剧女王，专治各种不服！ A Leap of Faithful Fortune一跃锦鲤Modern Romance702k WordsCompleted [Silly humor and meme references + showbiz + wicked gardenia] Jiang Zhi wasted her youth on love, and by the age of thirty, she had accomplished nothing. Worse, a botched plastic surgery had left her with a puffy, steamed-bun face. After being reborn, she returned to the day of auditions for Together to Watch Thunderstorm. Awakening an acting System, she decided to focus on her career and stay away from scumbags. When it came to her career, she worked herself to the bone. And when she went a 626Reads6.7Score—14d adds

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   The dual madness of the male and female leads really resonated with me; I laughed throughout the entire movie and wanted to watch it again!

10. 410 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 74Reads—Score214d adds
11. 411 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 102Reads—Score114d adds
12. 412 重 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山，师尊救我！ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Male-Channel Fanfiction723k WordsOngoing People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.4kReads8.3Score22814d adds
13. 413 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 24kReads7.7Score3k14d adds

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    This is a 1960s transmigration novel with a live narrator. The female lead is a professional plunderer, both eccentric and ruthless. The villain leads the way, and the female lead follows, raking in the cash and enjoying the thrill of emptying the house. She punishes the scumbags and makes them suffer terribly. It's so silly and hilarious that you'll laugh until you question your existence in the middle of the night.

14. 414 没 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ And Halfway Up the Mountain, Mist Like a Sash而半山居雾若带然Ancient Romance123k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I woke up laughing in the middle of the night [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

15. 415 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 45Reads—Score114d adds
16. 416 我 I'm Not a Player. I Just Want to Give Handsome Guys a Home 我不是渣，我只是想给帅哥一个家 Mo Cheng Moyu墨城墨语Modern Romance666k WordsCompleted Women like us deserve to read feel-good stories with heroines like this. [No romance pairing + genuine female-oriented wish fulfillment + men competing for her + everyone’s favorite] Inspired by A Miao, the most introverted person in Fujian, and Shunv, the most outgoing person in Fujian, two wonderfully witty authors. If you like their work, babies, give them a follow. A genuine battle of men for the heroine. The heroine is a player early on because she still carries a deceased ideal love in her 3.9kReads9.3Score73714d adds

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    These two books turned me from a lady into a ladylike big monkey! [Crying][crying][crying]

17. 417 鼠 The Rat King Forced Me to Cultivate, and I Got Rich Across Worlds by Snagging Bargains 鼠王逼我修仙，我靠捡漏暴富万界 A Traveler in a Famine Year荒年客Urban857k WordsOngoing [Ordinary Mortal's Treasure-Hunting Cultivation] [Treasure Hunts and Mysteries] [Secret-Realm Expeditions] [Unearthing Treasures Across the Myriad Worlds] [Laid-Back Immortal Cultivation] [Secret-Realm Dungeon Adventures] [Lighthearted and Relaxed] Qin Lie: “Immortal, demon, or Buddha, I don't care. Anyone who gets in the way of my treasure hunt and path to immortality dies!” Treasure-Hunting Mouse: “Kid, you've got a big mouth!” Qin Lie: “If we can't kill them, we'll just run!” From antique s 12.7kReads8.1Score1.3k14d adds

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    This is a lighthearted and humorous slice-of-life cultivation novel. It's very everyday, relatable, and easy to read. It's so realistic that you'll find it increasingly addictive. More importantly, the author is skilled at creating mysteries and plot twists, all hidden within the everyday life. Let's read it together!

18. 418 P After I Played the CEO, He Became Addicted to Me PUA霸总之后，他对我上瘾了 Splendor Fades了了繁华Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted The first time they met, Xiao Jin'an grabbed the man by the chin and accused him, "What's with the act? You only did that to get my attention, didn't you? You say I'm dirty, but I haven't complained about how slutty you are." After forcing herself on him, Xiao Jin'an dusted herself off and left, unaware that her greasy CEO-style lines had piqued his interest. When the three fish in her pond were driven away, the man shoved a bank card in front of her and asked, "Want to pick a new target? You' 892Reads8.7Score11014d adds

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    Hahahaha, this book is hilarious! The female lead is so eccentric, her beauty and mental state are ahead of their time, it's absolutely amazing!

19. 419 无 Endless Antics: This Star Has a Mental Illness 无限整活，这个明星有精神病 The Salted Fish Who Leapt Through the Dragon Gate越龙门的咸鱼Urban177k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + comedic antics + hilarious + sweet romance + one heroine] After transmigrating into a parallel world, Wu Yu gained the Celebrity Antics System. As long as he pulled off a stunt, he could earn entertainment works from Earth and all kinds of special props. His first stunt: Stare unblinkingly at a man using a urinal in the bathroom. His second stunt: Walk between a couple holding hands. His Nth stunt: Wu Yu was completely in his element. If he went a day without pulling a stunt, he felt 10Reads6.9Score—14d adds

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    [Adoration] The first book, super silly, it made me laugh like a Cthulhu, I even pooped a huge pile of shit on the bed. 🌷🌷🌹

20. 420 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 9Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 421 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 101kReads9.2Score9.3k14d adds
22. 422 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 343Reads—Score714d adds
23. 423 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score82114d adds

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    I wouldn't say it's hilarious, but it's lighthearted and cheerful, perfect for passing the time.

24. 424 惊 What?! My Host Is a Creepy, Crawling Zombie 惊！我的宿主是个阴暗爬行的丧尸 Little Fish小鱼君Sci-Fi & Apocalypse393k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + No romance + Silly comedy + System] When apocalyptic disasters struck, Lu Yaoyao was among the first to be bitten. Just as her consciousness was about to fade, a System descended from the heavens. Looking at its Host crawling around in the shadows, the System was horrified. [What the hell! What kind of thing did I bind myself to?] [Unbind me! Aaaaaah!] After becoming a zombie, while humans fought over food to stay alive, Lu Yaoyao gnawed on a Musang King durian from the supermarket 2.8kReads9.1Score42614d adds

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    All the funny books I've collected, though I haven't had a chance to read yet, have high ratings and interesting summaries. I wouldn't collect the boring ones. 💕

25. 425 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 746Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Requesting a bookshelf. Excerpt from Chapter 131: I was an orphan, orphaned from childhood. I was taken in by two elderly people who pitied my plight and raised me. They also had a young daughter, Lotus, my childhood sweetheart. We had meager land and a humble home, with no savings, yet my parents toiled tirelessly without complaint. Time flew by, and eighteen years passed in a flash. Though our days were simple and hard, Lotus warmed my heart. My daughter grew into a beautiful and talented young woman, stunning all others. Lotus and I fell in love and pledged our lives to each other. One day, I encountered a cultivator who said of my unparalleled talent and wanted to take me as a disciple to pass on his teachings. He said that if I attained enlightenment, the world would be astonished. I had no desire for immortality, only to grow old with Lotus. However, my family was poor and my parents were ill, so I had to become their disciple to repay their kindness. I gave them elixirs and miraculous medicines, and they recovered completely. I followed my master to seek immortality. At our parting, we were heartbroken, vowing never to forget each other, and to return together in immortality. Reluctant to part, the fragrant grass seems to understand my heart. Six years have passed since we parted, night after night I think of you, day after day. My master, seeing my mortal heart stirred, ordered me to descend the mountain to face the trials of love. Returning home, I collapsed to the ground, my house destroyed, my fields barren, my parents dead, their bones withered. Lotus committed suicide in the mass grave. Only then did I learn the reason, and anger rose within me, a wicked heart ignited. A wealthy man, heartless and lustful, took Lotus into his household. Lotus refused, her beauty ruined, my parents heartbroken, losing their lives. Lotus cried out to heaven, but received no answer, and followed him to the underworld. I searched for Lotus's remains that night, only to be torn apart by wolves and dogs, my heart breaking. The path to immortality is severed, life is meaningless, I vow revenge for my beloved. Kill! Kill! Kill! The rich are heartless, I will kill! Kill! Kill! Heaven and earth are heartless, I will slay them! I will slaughter all the heartless under heaven, all for Lotus's soul.

26. 426 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 319Reads—Score214d adds
27. 427 驴 The Donkey Never Stops: My Seventh Book 驴不停蹄的第7本书 The Donkey Never Stops驴不停蹄Urban709k WordsOngoing 666Reads8.9Score—14d adds
28. 428 爆 Hilarious Three Kingdoms: The Birth of a Drama Queen 爆笑三国：戏精的诞生 A Du of Dragon City龙城阿杜Historical693k WordsCompleted Get ready to laugh! When the heroes of the Three Kingdoms all have their personas turned upside down, things get so ridiculous they’re downright hilarious. Liu Bei’s chuunibyou spirit burns bright, and every word out of his mouth is a fiery catchphrase. Guan Yu tosses aside all the dignity of a Martial Saint, maxing out his sleazy, girlish side. Zhang Fei is still the same hotheaded fool, with enough airheadedness to reach the heavens! These three troublemakers are addicted to stealing the spotl 25Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Mutual reviews (5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) + mutual follows + mutual likes 🍉🤭🙂 Hey everyone, stop watching the serious Three Kingdoms! Quickly search for "Hilarious Three Kingdoms: The Birth of a Drama Queen" on Tomato TV! Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Cao Cao, and Zhuge Liang are all channeling their inner drama queens, stealing the spotlight, being hilarious, and absurd—guaranteed to provide laughs all year round! —Friendly reminder: You'll laugh yourself to death! 🤭🤭🤭

29. 429 双 After We Both Transmigrate, I Throw My Weight Around in My Hometown’s Harem 双穿后我在老乡后宫作威作福 No Morning Court不早朝Ancient Romance434k WordsCompleted “Don't you understand? It's not because we're alike that I can't live without you!” “I'm the one who can't live without you!” Xiao Shuhan x Shi Shi “Have you not seen the waters of the Yellow River descending from the heavens...” When Shi Shi heard those words, the coarse bran she was chewing suddenly tasted delicious. It was the most comforting thing she'd heard since she transmigrated! Just as Shi Shi was carefully planning a joyful reunion, a major blunder unfolded one night in the imperi 881Reads6.3Score—14d adds
30. 430 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 32Reads—Score114d adds
31. 431 不 After I Stopped Being a Doormat, the Cold Boy Turned Dark 不当舔狗后，清冷少年黑化了 Strawberry Snow Cones Are My Favorite爱吃草莓绵绵冰Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted [Yandere forced love + groveling redemption + a System with little presence + funny moments and references] Defiant but timid heroine X wicked, cruel yandere Shen Suihuan dreamed that Lou Yan tortured her to death. When she jolted awake, she was told it wasn't a dream, but her fate. She was just a cannon-fodder supporting character in the novel The Aloof Campus Heartthrob's Domineering Love, born to be a stepping stone on the leads' path to love. To stay alive, Shen Suihuan drew up a plan overni 16kReads8.9Score1.3k14d adds
32. 432 爆 Hilarious Water Margin: The Drama Queen at Work 爆笑水浒：戏精打工人 A Du of Dragon City龙城阿杜Urban364k WordsCompleted This novel deeply weaves the classic stories of the 108 heroes of Water Margin into the modern worlds of office life, business rivalries, entrepreneurship, and everyday life. Centered on the founding, growth, IPO, crises, and transformation of the "Liangshan Group," it is a long, laugh-out-loud comedy combining workplace satire, business battles, brotherhood, and the full spectrum of society. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 433 苟 Biding My Time in the General's Manor 苟在将军府 w Ziwuw子乌Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Xia Heng transmigrated into a romance novel she had once relentlessly mocked. Then she discovered that The lovesick heroine had a fortune at her fingertips! The unhinged hero had secured the throne! The background male character was unbeatable! And Xia Heng herself, a sacrificial extra who was supposed to die from the start, was constantly testing the limits of the main cast! Xia Heng: Thanks for asking. I just want to stay alive! 12.4kReads9.0Score97614d adds
34. 434 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.2kReads9.5Score17.7k14d adds

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    🌈🌈🌸A hilarious and satisfying novel about a strong female protagonist who transmigrates to the cultivation world and only wants to be a "mother." She uses her violent healing abilities to subdue geniuses. The core premise is that "Ning Ruan, after leaving her village, doesn't want to be a mage/sword cultivator; she only wants to be a 'mother'—but her 'healing' is a violent, offensive style, completely subduing the geniuses of the Nine Provinces and leaving everyone confused about her spiritual root, turning the cultivation world into the territory of a 'motherly boss.'" The novel is packed with laughs and satisfying moments: Ning Ruan's "motherhood" isn't about gentle feeding, but rather "healing by smashing heads," turning geniuses from "disliking her toxic healing" to "begging for her healing." She's a "perverted boss" to an "internal leader," and the mystery surrounding her spiritual root adds to the endearing contrast, making it both enjoyable and hilarious to read.

35. 435 炮 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声 Never Tiring of the Sound声声不倦Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news: 3.4kReads9.3Score40014d adds
36. 436 七 1970s Space: A Transmigrated Daughter and Her Reborn Mother 七零空间：穿越闺女重生妈 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance394k WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1970s] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Mutual devotion] [A touch of ensemble cast] [Educated youth] [Two worlds connected] She opens her eyes and has transmigrated into a book set in the 1970s. Even the paper character's slap across her face hurts like hell. She has become a short-lived cannon-fodder character. Damn it! This woman is going to defy fate and change her destiny! 48.5kReads8.9Score3.5k14d adds

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    This book is a fourth read! The language is humorous, the plot is hilarious, and it's incredibly vivid. I've read it several times and I still want to read it again!

37. 437 别 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Snowball Cub雪球崽Ancient Romance389k WordsCompleted Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.5kReads—Score25414d adds

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    I recommend reading this book.

38. 438 穿 I Became the Drama Queen Junior Sister, and Everyone Can Hear My Thoughts 穿成戏精小师妹，全员偷听我心声 Wang Tiantian王甜甜Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + silly comedy + mind-reading + adored by all + satisfying revenge + sweet romance] Yu Xingwu transmigrated into a cultivation novel, becoming the vicious supporting character who bullied the heroine and met a tragic end. She was also a fake heiress. The dog System told her that as long as she maintained her villainous persona and followed the plot to the end, she could leave the world of the book. From then on, she repeatedly tested the limits of how close she could get to death, 5.8kReads9.2Score87914d adds
39. 439 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 22.3kReads9.6Score2.6k14d adds

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    The books are high-quality, the author's writing is excellent, the values ​​are positive, and the author is intelligent. I didn't want to delete them after reading! The first book is truly amazing! [Admiration][Admiration] It shows you a different kind of Bai Wuchang (a character from Journey to the West)! The second book, although a post-apocalyptic novel, is different from the usual ones. It's not just about hoarding things in a space. Highly recommended! [Heart][Heart] The third book is about a female protagonist who wants to be a lazy bum and sleep all day, but unfortunately, she married a troublesome man. A good read when you're looking for something to read! [Laugh][Laugh]

40. 440 恶 The Villainess Changes Careers to Become a Top Tycoon's Dotting Daughter 恶毒女配转行，做顶级豪门妈宝女 Xian Mi仙米Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The reality show A Hundred Careers premiered to great fanfare. Among all the different professions, viewers spotted a particularly unusual one: pampered rich girl? That’s a career? * After Su Jinli fell into a swimming pool and nearly drowned, countless memories inexplicably appeared in her mind. She was the wicked supporting actress in a novel, constantly used by the heroine as a foil, bullied, face-slapped, and left with nothing, before meeting a tragic end that dragged her wealthy family down 7kReads8.1Score78114d adds

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    Book 6️⃣: Four years ago, the female protagonist chose a handsome and dignified man who met her aesthetic standards to have a child with. After the baby was born, she immediately left the father and kept the child. Four years later, she reunited with the child's biological father on a variety show.

41. 441 穿 Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w 13.9kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds
42. 442 比 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 Glazed Hues and Misty Rain釉色烟雨Modern Romance826k WordsCompleted [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 625Reads—Score6114d adds

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    A melodramatic, absurd, and wacky slice-of-life story featuring a female protagonist who creates various characters; already completed.

43. 443 末 Starting a Hotel in the Apocalypse 末世从经营酒店开始 A Duo u阿哆uSci-Fi & Apocalypse700k WordsCompleted [Romance + apocalypse + System + running a shop + sweet romance + ensemble cast] [The heroine transmigrates as a cute little darling; the hero is a pitiful little guy reborn.] [1. This isn’t a story about an overpowered heroine leveling up, and she isn’t a self-sacrificing saint. 2. Prices in this story only apply to this book. 3. The leads aren’t perfect, and they’ll both grow. 4. Please note, this is an ensemble cast with lots of side characters’ stories. 5. This book is entirely fictional, so 12.9kReads9.1Score1.3k14d adds
44. 444 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.2kReads9.5Score4.5k14d adds
45. 445 女 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂，成了暴君白月光 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score15014d adds

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    Laughing Out Loud in the Middle of the Night ① Hilarious Mind-Reading + Melon-Eating System 🍉 The prince laughs out loud while eating melons and getting angry. ② Hilarious Transmigration: Goddess Doctor Transmigrates into a Coffin to Be Buried, Forcefully Kissed to Awaken the War God Prince, Sweet and Funny. ③ Strong Female Lead, Refreshing Novel with Space, Abusing Scumbags and Building a Career, Super Satisfying. ④ Hilarious Transmigration: Female Disguised as a Man, Breaks the Tyrant's Brothers, Sweet and Funny. ⑤ Hilarious Transmigration: Female Lead Swaps Bodies with Demon Lord, Various Silly and Crazy Moments. ⑥ Hilarious Mind-Reading: Tyrant with Two Personalities, Jealous of Each Other, Sweet and Funny.

46. 446 快 After Returning from Quick Transmigration, I Set the Dating Show on Fire 快穿回来后我在恋综修罗场爆火了 Xi Xun希浔Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + sweet, exciting, and satisfying + entertainment industry + variety show livestream] After completing her quick transmigration missions and changing her fate, Yu Xia successfully returned to her original world. In the story starring her fiancé and the woman he loved, she was cannon fodder. She returned just as she was about to appear on a dating show. As soon as the show began, her fiancé's crush was caught in a love triangle. The heir to a wealthy family, her childhood friend wh 2.6kReads8.9Score34014d adds
47. 447 怎 What Do I Do? I Was Forced to Become the Stepmother of a Mouthy Brat 怎么办？被迫成了杠精崽子的后娘 Embracing Fragrance抱香Ancient Romance453k WordsCompleted Tags: Everyday child-rearing, married first then falling in love, fictional dynasty, no need to research the details Modern office worker Luo Chaoyan has always had terrible luck. One day, a typhoon sweeps her into an unfamiliar ancient era. Her father is a minor fifth-rank official, and her mother is the daughter of a wealthy merchant from Jizhou. She thinks she’ll have an easy life this time around, but at a banquet, five-year-old Huo Rui tricks her. She’s forced to marry his father and become 15kReads9.0Score1.2k14d adds
48. 448 穿 I Survive a Torture Novel by Being Ridiculously Absurd 穿进虐文的我靠沙雕苟命 Man Xi漫夕Two Male Leads427k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate-into-a-book System + forced romance, one-on-one] Lin Zhen transmigrates into a melodramatic angst novel, and from the start, because he knows the heroine, the sickly male lead is about to chop off his fingers. To stay alive, Lin Zhen has no choice but to abandon all dignity and shout, “I’m here to seduce you!” Lu Yan: ??? To make matters worse, he’s also bound to a thoroughly unreliable top heartthrob System and draws a pile of ridiculous items like a “Perky Butt Card” and “Capt 7kReads9.3Score95414d adds

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    The first two are romance novels, the last one is a BL (Boys' Love) novel, and the second one is a work by the previously very popular author, Long Spear. May Long Spear's legacy live on! [Laughing] I was even afraid that if I laughed too loudly while reading it late at night, my dad would come and get me! [Crying with laughter]

49. 449 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 13Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 450 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5k14d adds

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    Hehe... I really disturbed the neighbors last night.

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