If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 201 我 I Am Immortal, and I Bide My Time Until I Become an Unrivaled Immortal Emperor 我长生不死，苟成绝世仙帝 Mighty Mr. V威猛先生vEastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted “I, Chen Jing, cultivate immortality. I don’t care about winning today or tomorrow. All I want to know is, after endless ages have passed, which of my enemies will still be alive?” After transmigrating to another world, Chen Jing acquired the Dao Fruit of ‘Longevity.’ It could keep him alive forever, but he had no way to protect himself, so he had no choice but to take up martial arts and the path of immortal cultivation. Poor aptitude? If others cultivate for ten years, I’ll go into seclusion f 18.4kReads7.2Score1.5k14d adds
2. 202 5 The 1950s: Starting Out as a Wanderer, I Make My Home in the Deep Mountains 50年代：隐居深山从流浪开始 Born of the Dao's Rhyme道韵生Urban7.8M WordsOngoing Tags: (farming + reclusive life + family saga + harem + science fiction + interstellar + universe) (Entirely hand-written, no AI) (Author’s note at chapter 3480: I’ve been writing this book for over three years. Its rating went from 9.4 to 8.9, and its readership has fallen from several hundred thousand to forty or fifty thousand. It was once a huge hit, and then it faded into obscurity. Many readers have probably come across it more than once, but very few have made it to the later chapters. (S 33.8kReads8.9Score2.4k14d adds
3. 203 灵EN Spirit Stone Immortal Clan 灵石仙族 Writing Nonsense一通乱写Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsOngoing (The animated series is now available, and the first print edition is on sale. Its title is "Blackstone: Bloodline Awakening". Search for it on any platform.) (All six volumes are complete. There’s plenty to read, so dig in!) [Family saga + ensemble cast + no System + not saintly + slow burn + the protagonist is a stone + behind-the-scenes machinations + no female lead] Volume 1: Winds Rise over Song Mountain (complete) Volume 2: Clash of the Origin Condensation Realm (complete) Volume 3: Riding 57.6kReads9.1Score5.4k14d adds
4. 204 废 Wasteland: I’m a Divine Beast Tamer 废土：我是神级御兽师 Osmanthus桂花Urban4.0M WordsOngoing Global cataclysm. Space and time are torn apart. Countless alien beasts invade, and every plant and animal on Earth mutates and turns monstrous... Monsters run rampant, and humanity faces a crisis. From then on, Beast Tamers become humanity's saviors. Qin Hao happens upon the [Strongest Divine Pet Evolution System] and awakens the Ninefold Netherworld Eyes. With his divine eyes, he sees the hidden evolution paths of every divine pet, alters their bloodlines, and evolves them without limit, raisi 10.5kReads8.5Score92814d adds
5. 205 从 From Sect Steward to an Invincible Path Through the Mortal World! 从宗门执事，到模拟人间无敌路！ Liu Lianbai刘莲白Eastern Fantasy247k WordsOngoing [Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger] [Sect] [Transmigration] [Summoning by Simulation] Summon the Eighteen Arhats! Summon the Ten Great Guardians! Enjoy System top-ups and help the sect grow! Loading life simulation. Purple Abode cultivators and Golden Core True Lords are all fleeting clouds. A city-dwelling loser who fails to find love is just a brief visitor in his life. The myriad worlds and heavens are still waiting for him to explore them. The Cultivation World; the Martial World; the Urba 40Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 206 天 The Villain Chosen by Fate: I Refuse to Break Off the Engagement! 天命反派：我，拒绝退婚！ The Buddha's True Self in the Clouds云佛本尊Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Xuan transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes a true disciple of an immortal family. When the clan learns of the childhood betrothal his parents arranged for him, they decide that the girl isn't worthy of him and hope he will break off the engagement as soon as possible to protect his reputation. He has also found an Ancient Goddess with a Profound Yin Sacred Body, who is interested in marrying him. If the match succeeds, he will become the Young Clan Leader and gain authority and po 10.3kReads7.8Score4.1k14d adds

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   🔥💥🔥Jiang Xuan transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes a true disciple of the Changsheng Clan. His childhood betrothal, arranged by his parents, is now known within the clan, who believe the woman is unworthy of him and hope to annul the engagement to preserve their reputation. He also finds an ancient goddess with the Xuan Yin Sacred Body, who is also interested in marriage. If successful, he will become the young clan leader, gaining immense power. Give it a try! (ಡωಡ)☘️☘️☘️

7. 207 我 I Can Understand the Whispers of the Ancient Gods 我能听懂古神低语 White Bones, Ashen Gray白骨青灰Eastern Fantasy508k WordsCompleted When Gu Yan transmigrated and discovered that the language the continent's powerful figures called the language of the gods was actually Chinese idioms, he became invincible. At the words “Thunderbolts with the Force of Ten Thousand,” countless tribulation bolts bowed before Gu Yan. “Flowers in a Mirror, the Moon in Water”: flowers reflected in a mirror and the moon in water, illusory and impossible to trace. “Seventh Month's Falling Fire, Every Bush and Tree an Enemy, Stars Scattered Across the 1.1kReads8.6Score16714d adds
8. 208 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: I'm a Fortune-Teller, So What Are You? 直播算命：我算命的，你算什么？ I'll Update Tomorrow明天再更新Urban408k WordsCompleted “Starting now, in fifteen minutes, someone will knock on your door and claim to be from property management, here to check the electric meter. You’ll open the door, and he’ll raise a knife and kill you.” Sure enough, fifteen minutes later, a bald man stood outside holding a kitchen cleaver, pounding on the door. “Stop calculating your love life for a second. Did you know your girlfriend has a husband?” The era of spiritual qi revival had begun, and Lin Sheng was busy: telling fortunes, cultivati 637Reads8.0Score—14d adds
9. 209 1EN The Last Bus on Route 13 13路末班车 Old Eighty老八零Mystery813k WordsCompleted I'm the driver of the last bus on Route 13. Every night at eleven, I have to make a run to the suburbs. This book is addictive, so don't blame me if you can't put it down! In this novel, even the sharp-tongued readers who always guess the plot right will find themselves repeatedly proven wrong. You might find yourself asking, “What's going on? What's going on?” Don't doubt your sanity. Just keep reading. A story that keeps you on edge, here to save readers suffering from a reading drought! 13.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
10. 210 斩 Slay the Gods: Mentally Ill? Call Me the God of Mystery! 斩神：精神病？请叫我诡秘之神！ Six Naps a Day一天睡六觉Male-Channel Fanfiction518k WordsCompleted [God-Slaying + Sequences + God of Mysteries + Acting + Madness + No Female Lead + 220 Multiple Personalities + Multiple Classes] After transmigrating into the world of God-Slaying, he finds himself in Sunshine Mental Hospital, one month before the story begins. There, he meets Lin Qiye for the first time, and becomes the incurable “God of Mysteries” in Room 7 of the Gods’ Mental Hospital, possessing 22 divine pathways. From the start, he awakens the true god of the Prisoner Pathway, Sequence 0: 8.2kReads8.0Score1k14d adds

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    "What the hell?! A mental patient?! He's a complete lunatic!" "Are you alright?" The middle-aged man beside her noticed Liu Baixue's unusual behavior and quickly supported her arm, asking with concern. "I'm fine." Liu Baixue's face was pale. She hurriedly looked down at the information: name, Xu Yueguang, male… a string of basic information, followed by a brief introduction to Xu Yueguang's background. A week ago, due to multiple suicide attempts, he was provisionally diagnosed with severe delusions and self-harm tendencies. He escaped from Qingnan Mountain Mental Hospital two days later on June 1st, which is today! Xu Yueguang just escaped from the mental hospital today! She suddenly remembered a detail: Xu Yueguang's collar. She had thought it looked like a hospital gown when she first saw it. Now it seemed not just like it, it was! She instantly understood why he had wrapped himself up so tightly in the summer heat—it was to conceal the mental hospital gown underneath! Liu Baixue's legs trembled uncontrollably. In other words, a mental patient had just helped them defuse the bomb?! And a mental patient with suicidal tendencies at that! Liu Baixue's already slightly damp and smooth back was now covered in cold sweat. It was summer, and the sun was blazing, yet she felt incredibly cold.

11. 211 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 50kReads8.4Score3.7k14d adds

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    🔥This book is too weird!🔥 2 Million+ words, completed. The number one scourge of the Tang Dynasty, wreaking havoc on heaven, earth, and everyone else!😃😃😘😘😃😃

12. 212 白 After My White Moonlight Faked Her Death, the Yandere Big Shot Wouldn't Leave Her Alone 白月光死遁后，病娇大佬穷追不舍 Clear Dreams in March三月清梦Modern Romance200k WordsCompleted Su Meng transmigrated into a book as a sickly, ill-fated supporting woman who coughed up blood every few steps and tormented the villain early in the story. The System told her that if she helped the villain grow up, she could be reborn, so she began diligently raising him. At first, he looked distant and gloomy, like a fierce wolf cub, claws bared. “Don’t come near me.” Later, he began hoping for more and more affection. He reined in his dark, terrifying possessiveness and obsession, acted obed 17.9kReads9.5Score2.1k14d adds

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    You absolutely must read this if you're experiencing a reading slump! I won't allow myself to miss it! 💯💯 Especially the first one, this one is absolutely amazing, "The Sickly and Delicate One!" Because the female lead died, he became corrupted, heartbroken to the point of wanting to follow her in death, until she returned. And at this time, the female lead will face…

13. 213 在 Surrounded by Yandere Types at an Elite Academy 在贵族学院被病娇环绕 Little Bear Afu小熊阿福Modern Romance252k WordsCompleted [Yandere Sweet Romance + Love Rivals + Everyone's Darling + A Cast of Villains + From Hated to Beloved] A heroine who only cares about the male lead, gentle and amiable on the surface but cold and unfeeling inside x multiple incarnations of the male lead, each with a different personality but all yandere and dangerously obsessive at heart After losing all her memories, she transmigrates into the body of Shen Nian, the eldest daughter of the Shen family, one of the Federation's four great familie 910Reads9.3Score10014d adds
14. 214 你 You Learn Spells, So My Great Fireball Should Count, Right? 你们学法术，我豪火球应该也算吧 Night Cannot Be Obscured夜不能昧Urban217k WordsOngoing From qi, the Dao is born; the Dao’s qi endures forever! Ji Beiran transmigrates into a world of magic where spiritual qi revival has begun and demon beasts run rampant! Other people’s Fireball spells are half a meter across, but Ji Beiran’s Great Fireball is seven meters wide! Other people wield a single water lance, but Ji Beiran’s Water Release is a dazzling, ice-blue dragon! While dual-element mages are hailed as geniuses, Ji Beiran quietly unleashes the Five Release: Great Linked Bomb Techni 3Reads7.7Score—14d adds

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    He was laughing in the hospital, and the doctor thought his fever had turned into a mental illness.

15. 215 快 Quick Transmigration: The Yandere Big Shots Always Want to Keep Me All to Themselves 快穿：病娇大佬总想圈养侵占我 Drunkenly Singing Shang酒醉吟商Modern Romance366k WordsCompleted [Completed!!! 1v1 Pure Romance + Sweet Devotion + Incredibly Beautiful and Seductive Heroine + Love Rival Showdowns + Obsessive, Scheming Male Lead with Multiple Identities in Different Worlds] Nan Wanyan is spoiled, carefree, radiant, and irresistible. One day, she dies unexpectedly and is lured by a nine-tailed fox into three thousand worlds to collect fragments of the Lord God’s soul. The brooding, obsessive top student produces a golden chain: “Didn't you like punishing and teasing me, Yanya 230Reads8.7Score—14d adds
16. 216 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.2kReads9.5Score52014d adds
17. 217 重 Across the Abyss Again, the Madman Drags Her Back Home 重渡深渊，疯批又把她抓回家 Qian Mumu千木木Modern Romance283k WordsCompleted Shi Xu is reborn. This time, she's going to stay away from Lou Yanli, the man who imprisoned her until she died in her previous life. But she never expected to lose every memory of him less than a day after being reborn. The Shi and Lou families had arranged their marriage when they were children. The year her father died, a gentle, refined man wearing silver-rimmed glasses appeared before her. He smiled warmly. "A Xu, do you remember your big brother?" He took her home and cared for her in 614Reads8.5Score10014d adds
18. 218 病 A Sickly, Obsessive Kiss 病态缠吻 Strawberry Snow Cones Are My Favorite爱吃草莓绵绵冰Modern Romance225k WordsCompleted [Black-bellied love with coercion + secretly planned for years + groveling chase + campus romance] Possessive and wicked x clear-headed and independent Lin Ting was a small-time online influencer who livestreamed to earn money when she didn’t have evening classes. There was one loyal fan in her livestream. He had been there for her ever since she started streaming. But one day, this fan changed and turned into a creep He interfered with her streams, harassed her with private messages, threatened 2kReads8.4Score18014d adds
19. 219 震 Shocking! My Unhinged Love Rival Is Plotting Against Me 震惊！疯批情敌对我图谋不轨 The Snail Is Very Lazy蜗牛很懒Modern Romance494k WordsCompleted 1.5kReads8.9Score16914d adds
20. 220 疯 The Mad Tyrant's Punishment of His Sweetheart 疯执惩娇 Little Ji Who Gets Jealous爱吃醋的小季Modern Romance420k WordsCompleted A story about a sunny, cheerful beauty raised in a loving family, who is carefully manipulated, devoured, and locked away by the obsessive, unhinged boy she's known since childhood. Sunny, soft-hearted beauty × possessive, obsessive tycoon Coercive love & a psychologically troubled hero & childhood friends & sweet and angsty & both virgins 2.6kReads7.0Score10714d adds
21. 221 末 Sick Love in the Apocalypse: After Dying a Horrible Death, I Welcome the Mad Demon King Out of Prison 末世病宠，惨死后接阴疯魔王出狱 Sweetness in the Mortal World人间天糖Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Self-serving green-tea heroine x deranged, obsessive zombie king] [Two drama queens acting against each other] [Realistic approach, lots of romance, a grim ensemble story about the apocalypse] “Yanyan, food is running low. Take out your emergency rations so we can share them.” “Yanyan, Xiaorou was bitten by a zombie. Give her your vaccine first.” “Yanyan, the elderly, weak, sick, and disabled should go first. We'll hold them off...” After Chen Muzhou's relentless do-gooder routine, Xia Yan rea 11.5kReads7.8Score1.1k14d adds
22. 222 惹 I Got Involved with a Sickly Young Man. Sis, I'm an Adult Now 惹上病娇少年，姐姐我成年了 The Everlasting Sword of Baiyujing白玉京的长生剑Modern Romance315k WordsCompleted Sweet on the outside, dark within, yandere younger brother | Miaojiang boy | dazzling beauty of an older sister | calculated scheming | love gu | seven-year age gap | both virgins | rekindled romance When Li Yang was twenty-one, her gambling-addict father found himself a new wife. The stepmother brought along a breathtakingly beautiful young man. He seemed rebellious and aloof, but treated her with gentle obedience. He became her younger brother. She thought this was a stroke of good luck, but l 7.1kReads9.0Score83114d adds
23. 223 乖 Be Good! You Can’t Get Away 乖一点！你跑不掉了 Sad Ice Cream忧伤的冰淇淋Modern Romance319k WordsCompleted [Yandere, sweet on the outside but dark within, and confinement] Jiang Yanli loves watching her cry and beg him. Gorgeous, vivacious girl with striking features × cool, aloof boy who's sweet on the outside but dark within Ji Ran is the beauty of the acting department, with admirers lined up all the way to the school gates. But she's not interested in dating. Then, on a whim, she makes a bet with her roommate: she has to win over Jiang Yanli. Suddenly, Ji Ran is intrigued. After all, she's been h 5.4kReads8.6Score44214d adds
24. 224 快 Quick Transmigration: The Male Lead Wants Me All to Himself 快穿：男主只想独占我 Remembering Autumn in Mountains and Rivers山河念秋Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Sweet romance, devoted to each other, one-on-one, obsessive, possessive, complete] The sweet, gentle Xia Ruan travels to different small worlds to complete missions as a cannon-fodder supporting female character, but the male leads keep approaching her of their own accord... *The aloof young man’s gaze is obsessive, the possessiveness in his eyes alarming. “Baby, you’re mine.” *An exceptionally powerful esper in the apocalypse holds the delicate zombie close. “Be good, baby.” *The refined and e 18.4kReads9.1Score1.2k14d adds
25. 225 网 Online Game: I Can Reset Rewards Without Limit 网游：我能无限重置奖励 Changying长赢Sports1.0M WordsOngoing Xu Feng entered a game world and unlocked the unknown-tier talent [Fate], which let him reset all kinds of rewards endlessly! A legendary archer rose to prominence at breathtaking speed! The world’s top tank: “What the hell? One arrow and I’m dead?!” The world’s top assassin: “Holy crap, do those arrows lock on?! How did he hit me?!” The goddess Yu Youwei: “He’s the man I’ve chosen. He’s the only one worthy of my devotion!” When billions of game worlds merged, Xu Feng faced billions of enemies a 4.2kReads9.0Score27214d adds

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    A motherly smile counts too, I guess? [Smirking][smirking][smirking]

26. 226 苏 So Seductive! The Sickly Movie Emperor Begs for Kisses on a Dating Reality Show 苏撩！病兮兮影帝在恋综求亲亲 Duo Yan多颜Modern Romance309k WordsCompleted [Reunited after years apart + yandere + dating show + sweet romance + both pure + healing] Shen Sili, hailed as the entertainment industry's most beautiful face and a Grand Slam-winning actor, was refined, aloof, and cold to everyone. Rumor had it on Weibo that he was naturally frigid and would never fall in love. His fangirls sobbed: No, that's not true. Stop making things up. Until he leveraged public opinion to land a spot on a dating show... Viewers flooded the livestream, only to see the ma 1.2kReads8.9Score11014d adds
27. 227 厨 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 Jiu Yu九语Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 66.7kReads9.1Score4.6k14d adds

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    This book will make you laugh from beginning to end; it's addictive! [Thumbs up]

28. 228 渣 After He Dumped the Pure-Hearted System, He Turned Dark 渣了纯情系统后，他黑化了 RMB.Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete | One-on-one romance, both are each other's first and only | Yandere | Obsessive, possessive, and corrupted | Sweet, soft, airheaded beauty] Chai Xiqi is an intern at the Time Management Bureau. To secure a permanent position, she flirts with a pure-hearted advanced System named 520, breezes through every task, and finally makes it. But after getting drunk, sleeping with him, and refusing to take responsibility, she unilaterally terminates her System contract and runs away. The 520 Sys 5.7kReads9.3Score42114d adds
29. 229 狂 Sobbing! I Ran Away, but My Yandere Brother Pinned Me Down and Kissed Me Furiously 狂哭！逃跑后被病娇弟弟按住狂吻 Mu Nian牧念Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [A top-tier star who’s a lovesick villain × the strongest heroine with a System! The male lead is utterly devoted and incredibly possessive! Sweet and clingy!] All the fans of top-tier star Ling Qianhe know that he owns a beautiful doll as tall as a person. But they don’t know that late at night, he tenderly kisses the doll on the cheek. “My dear Mu Ci, when will you come back?” Lin Muci is the most accomplished quick transmigration agent, and her next challenge is the villain Ling Qianhe, t 1kReads8.8Score17714d adds
30. 230 猝 After Dying Suddenly, She Woke Up in a Madman's Bed 猝死后，她醒在疯批的床上 A Fu Fu fu阿福福fuModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + thrilling + younger, possessive love interest + sweet romance + world-hopping] A survival-minded, overworked programmer versus the program she created: it looks frail and harmless, but is actually a deranged menace with no bottom line. Because of a bug, Xia Yan accidentally ends up inside the dating-sim game she made. To stay alive, she has no choice but to travel through one instance after another, fooling and sweet-talking the villains into becoming good people. But as Xia Yan joi 2.6kReads9.2Score27514d adds
31. 231 别 Don't Move, This Is a Robbery! 别动，打劫！ Mushrooms Have Nightmares蘑菇做噩梦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted My name is Agua. I’m eighteen, gifted beyond measure, and as beautiful as a flower. As you can see, I’m a veteran bandit, or you could call me an expert in the redistribution of wealth. From beggars to kings, there’s no one I won’t rob. I’m already a legendary bandit known across the continent, but I wasn’t always this good. This is the story of how I became a legendary bandit. 7.2kReads9.1Score72414d adds

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    This is hilarious! It's a Western fantasy story with witty writing, a perfect story, a smooth plot, well-developed characters that don't make you stupid, and lighthearted and funny content.

32. 232 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.4kReads9.4Score2.1k14d adds

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    How could we forget this book? Don't let its low rating fool you, it's hilarious, the kind that will make you laugh yourself to death in bed in the middle of the night. The female lead makes fun of herself to earn money, becoming the leader of the anti-fans. You won't regret investing in her.

33. 233 小 The Poor Little Thing Relies on Cuddling Up to the Yandere Villain to Stay Alive 小可怜她靠贴贴病娇反派续命 Xiaoxiao Is Not Naughty笑笑不乖Modern Romance234k WordsCompleted [A pitiful, mute girl with poor eyesight x a possessive, lovesick younger boy who is a little wolf dog in the making before his dark turn] He Sheng transmigrates into a novel and becomes a weak little cannon-fodder character who exists only in other people’s memories. From the start, she nearly drowns and dies. The System forcibly bound to her tells her that she can increase her life span and live to ninety-nine only by getting close to Fu Hanye, the novel’s lovesick, sickly villain. He Sheng’s 1.4kReads9.0Score14914d adds
34. 234 技 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 Big Empty Head脑袋空空广Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 3.4kReads8.1Score20614d adds

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    I was laughing so hard in the middle of the night that I was pounding the bed! 🤦🤦 This woke my girlfriend up, and she gave me a good beating. But it was really good though! 🤤

35. 235 西EN Western Fantasy: Your Majesty the Empress, I Am a Loyal Servant of the Empire 西幻：女皇陛下，朕是帝国忠臣啊 Writing Nonsense Like Crazy嘎嘎乱写Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsOngoing [Farming]+ [Slow Burn]+ [Western Fantasy]+ [Multiple Races]+ [No System]+ [Conquest] After transmigrating to the Middle Ages, he became a nobleman named Field. He learned that women in this world could awaken as “Chosen Ones,” each with unique abilities and extraordinary beauty. Field hadn't even had time to celebrate before his useless father and beautiful stepmother sent him off to develop a blighted land full of poverty and monsters! Worse still, the entire empire, no, the entire world, was r 309.9kReads9.4Score19.2k14d adds

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    🪵🪵🌳🌳 This is a lord-themed novel where the protagonist transmigrates to the Middle Ages and becomes a nobleman. At the beginning, he is exiled by his wicked stepmother to a corrupt land full of poverty and monsters. In this world, only women can become chosen ones. Fortunately, he has a cheat ability to find unclaimed chosen ones, constantly discovering territories and turning this painful world into an erotica.

36. 236 原 Genshin Impact: I Possess the Authority of Mirrors 原神：我有镜之权能 A Lost Little Coconut Goat一只迷路的小椰羊Anime Fanfiction404k WordsCompleted Unlucky Su Chen kept hitting hard pity every time he pulled on a banner. In a fit of frustration, he transmigrated to Teyvat. His luck finally turned around, and he actually became a god. But from the start, all he had was a Mirror Authority with no offensive power whatsoever, and he still had to take part in the Archon War. So is he lucky or unlucky, seriously?! (The blurb doesn’t do it justice. Please read the story.) (The early chapters are fairly normal, and he takes part in the Archon War. 1.5kReads9.3Score20314d adds

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    If I make you laugh to death, I'll admit defeat.

37. 237 你 Why Mess with Him? He Can Beat Up Your Ancestors in the Underworld 你惹他干嘛，他能去地府揍你祖宗 I Post 20,000 Words a Day and Become a God日更两万我成神Mystery3.2M WordsOngoing Yang Chen developed an app called Are You Dead Yet? and unexpectedly became an agent between the living and the dead. “You have a new Are You Dead Yet? request. Please check it.” Ex-girlfriend's dad: Chen, get revenge for me. I'll visit my younger daughter in a dream and have her pursue you. Yang Chen: I'm definitely helping you with this. Whether my future sister-in-law takes the initiative isn't important. I just don't want a new father-in-law. Thief King: Brother, I want to see my wife and da 3.1kReads8.6Score36014d adds
38. 238 先 The Ancient Prophecy: The Return of Saling 先古之谕萨灵归来 Mr. Sazhilingxing萨之灵星先生Modern Romance89k WordsCompleted In ancient times, shaman mages used their mysterious powers to protect the balance of the land. They lived in harmony with nature, using spiritual energy to preserve the peace of the mountains and rivers and the well-being of their tribes. But their peaceful days were shattered overnight when a rift suddenly appeared in the sky, and monsters and demons from distant star systems surged toward their tranquil homeland like a tidal wave. The shaman mages rallied at once, knowing that the fate of the 162Reads7.9Score214d adds

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    Recommended to those who are destined to read it [Sparrow's Masterpiece]

39. 239 大 Great Ming: The Village's Little Top Scholar, Whom Old Zhu Absolutely Adores 大明：乡村小状元，老朱贼稀罕我 Scholar Who Wins a Marquisate封侯书生Historical2.0M WordsCompleted During the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty, Zhu Qiniu, an ordinary four-year-old farm boy, accidentally comes across a silver bell. From then on, he dreams every night of entering a room filled with books: the Thousand Character Classic, the Hundred Family Surnames, the Four Books and Five Classics, collections of successful candidates’ exam essays from every dynasty, and more. With his golden finger and relentless effort, he becomes the top scholar before the age of ten. Beloved by Old Zhu, Litt 18.5kReads8.9Score1.5k14d adds

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    Let's start laughing from the very first chapter; a little laughter makes you ten years younger.

40. 240 天EN The Heavenly Eye Feng Shui Master 天眼风水师 Light of the Dao道之光Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [A feng shui novel] [Featuring feng shui, Daoist medicine, psychology, and economics; read faces and phone numbers] [Practical insights] [Explaining the esoteric with science] My master hastily taught me the art of divination and passed down a few books. Before I even had the chance to formally begin my training in the mountains, he sent me down into the world to help people... Where can I even go to complain about that? Amid the mortal world, I help others and cultivate myself. 672.6kReads9.6Score138.4k14d adds
41. 241 修 The Cultivation Investiture of the Gods 修仙封神榜 Light of the Dao道之光Fantastical Romance602k WordsCompleted In the Age of Declining Dharma, immortals and demons wage a great war. The Way of Heaven is the way of humanity. The survival of the Dharma realm rests in the hands of every one of us. This book is tagged as fantasy romance. The love in this story is the Way of Heaven's care for all living beings, and the righteous love that inspires them to work together to uphold its order. Cultivating immortality means cultivating humanity. The righteous path in this world is a rough one. 14.2kReads9.5Score2.7k14d adds
42. 242 我 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 56.5kReads9.3Score5.3k14d adds

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    The Ninth Prince inwardly groaned, "Even a dog wouldn't want to be emperor!" But then, his father, possessing mind-reading abilities, unexpectedly thrust the coveted throne into his son's arms. This plot twist is all about catching everyone off guard!

43. 243 开 A Brat Scratched My Car from the Start, So I Bought a Supercar in Retaliation 开局被熊孩子刮车，我反手买超跑 Clever Baobao机智的爆爆Urban552k WordsOngoing [System + tycoon + urban life + no female lead + Madman Zhang San] When a brat scratches my beloved car, I say nothing. Instead, I buy a supercar and park it in the neighborhood, waiting for the kid to scratch it again. I have only one goal: to make his parents sell their house. I find a hair in my takeout, and the owner tells me to sue if I want. Fine, then: a full package from the market regulator, tax bureau, and court, plus ten times the compensation. What a deal. Noise from square d 33Reads8.8Score—14d adds

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    Dali goes without saying; his second book is quite good. The author is also a bit of a goofball, interacting with readers daily. He was initially hesitant about owing chapters, but now he seems to have a case of "the more lice, the less itchy they are!" Updates are actually quite fast, but he receives too many requests for updates from readers—one request equals five chapters—which he can't keep up with, resulting in more and more chapters being owed [facepalm]. I suggest you check it out.

44. 244 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds

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    Laugh, I'm afraid you'll laugh yourself to death.

45. 245 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 44.7kReads7.3Score3.7k14d adds

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    I can only say it's invincible, hahaha.

46. 246 法 Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Urban712k WordsCompleted In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra 265Reads9.2Score10314d adds
47. 247 我 I Took Over My Own Body 我夺舍了自己 Fang Yebai方夜白Urban1.2M WordsCompleted An accident turned Chen Luo into a vessel for his parallel-world selves, who had died and come back to life. He was possessed by his counterparts from parallel worlds. Every time Chen Luo fulfilled an unfinished wish of one of his parallel selves, he gained a skill they had learned, such as combat, languages, computers, firearms, and more. Assassin Chen Luo: “Let's go paint the town red!” Playboy Chen Luo: “My blade is practically begging for a taste!” Master Thief Chen Luo: “Next, we're going t 14.6kReads9.0Score1.5k14d adds
48. 248 让 After Making the Phoenix Empress Regret It for Life, She Came After Me 让凤凰女帝抱憾终身后，她追来了 Fallen Stars, Leaves, and Moon落星点叶月Eastern Fantasy901k WordsCompleted [You became a crippled immortal sword that cannot move.] [For a hundred years, no one has found where you are. You absorb the essence of the sun and moon, and the world-creating breath within you grows ever purer. An immense cultivation base has built up inside you.] [A young girl, still a child, flees in desperation and arrives before you. She chooses to form a contract with you and become your sword wielder.] [The girl depends on you completely. At night, she can only fall asleep with you in h 6.7kReads8.7Score86914d adds

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    🌟📖A celestial being, a century of cultivation, achieving unparalleled power! A maiden's contract, a pure fairy, a life fraught with hardship, and captivating emotional entanglements! 🖤💔A forbidden love, a combined attack from saints, a single move that changes the world, an emotional outburst, a shocking ending that will leave you in tears!

49. 249 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score178.8k14d adds

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    Don't miss it! You'll regret it for the rest of your life if you do! [Smirk]

50. 250 重 Reborn in 2000: My Childhood Sweetheart, the School Belle, Is 18 重生2000，青梅校花18岁 Hardworking Old Jiu奋斗老九Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Reborn + Childhood Friend and School Beauty + Everyday Romance + Sweet Couple Moments + One Heroine] Yi Feng, who is terminally ill, is reborn in the year 2000. That year, his childhood friend and school beauty, Gu Muxi, is eighteen. “Yi Feng, lend me a pen!” “...Didn’t you borrow one yesterday?” “Yesterday was yesterday, today is today. Things have changed, get it?” “...You win. Fine, here.” “Yi Feng, tear off a sheet of paper for me!” “...Why tear mine? Don’t you have your own?” “I do, but I 49kReads9.5Score6.2k14d adds

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