A Funny, Irreverent System Novel with a Quirky Way of Thinking 系统,搞笑的,不正经且脑回路清奇
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King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王!我在修仙界凑羁绊
Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati
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Assault Weapons Academy 强袭武装学院
People in the early twenty-first century had encountered all kinds of fictional stories. There were xianxia heroes who could grasp the sun and moon and pluck the stars; wuxia heroes who fought for their country and people, their swords stirring the wind; passionate fantasy tales of shattering mountains and rivers and declaring, "Never look down on a poor young man"; and Japanese light novels of swords and magic. But what would you do when an immense tower rose from the depths of the sea, crossed
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The Ultimate Hunt 极致围猎
[An insecure, soft-hearted girl who grows x a scheming, calculating young master] Because of her family situation, Xia Xincheng is insecure and sensitive. It takes Shen Zesi doing countless things, both openly and behind the scenes, to help her go from being afraid of this inexplicably transferred-in deskmate to accepting him with an open heart. Open flirting is easy to dodge; secret coaxing is harder to resist. He leads her out of the shadows and helps her see that she is his moon. On her eight
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So This Is How You Can Play at Cultivating Immortality 修仙原来可以这么玩
“Cultivate immortality through science; elevate civilization.” Don’t get the wrong idea. This isn’t about our protagonist using technology to cultivate immortality. It’s about upgrading the science and technology of human civilization as a whole through cultivation, thereby guiding humanity’s civilization to ascend. A comprehensive examination, from institutions to understanding, reflecting on the past and analyzing the future. As our civilization reaches the present day, standing at the crossro
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I Sell Fate Across the Heavens 我在诸天售卖命运
[Urban Imagination] + [the Myriad Worlds] + [Invincible Mastermind] + [System Management] + [Trading in Fate] I am Shen Yuan, a merchant of fate who walks through the cracks in time. One bottle of antibiotics buys Chongzhen the Forbidden City. A piece of intelligence from the future swipes ten billion dollars from Wall Street, with twenty extra years of life thrown in for a financial tycoon. Wealth, power, love, lifespan, even the desire to rewrite history... Everything on my shelves is up for
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This Monk Seeks Death, but the Gods and Buddhas of the Heavens Beg Him to Stop 贫僧求死,诸天神佛劝我别闹
Go on a pilgrimage? Not happening. I'm the leader of the Celestial Master Sect. You want me to become a monk? If Guanyin comes, I'll call her big sister. If the Buddha comes, I'll invite him to eat meat. Bajie asks me, “Master, are you a monk or a Taoist priest?” I reply, “If the Dao is in your heart, then you're a Taoist priest.” Wukong asks, “Then are we still going on the pilgrimage?” I reply, “The pilgrimage is work. Becoming an immortal is life.”
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Post-Apocalyptic Martial Arts: The Fog-Enshrouded Lonely City 末世高武:雾锁孤城
[High Martial Arts, Wish Fulfillment, Genius, Ruthless, No System] Luo Fei, the son of a self-taught martial artist, has a paralyzed father. A noble humiliates him in public: “You’re not even fit to work for a living!” But they have no idea he is hiding a secret: he possesses both divine and demonic attributes. In the arena of life and death, one punch sends a Dragon-Elephant Realm fighter flying, forcing all the nobles to kneel and watch: “My father’s life is worth more than your dignity!” As t
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The Dashing Life of a Great General 名将风流
The empire’s last emperor dies in battle amid the demons’ taunts. The mighty empire falls apart and becomes three separate empires. War breaks out again on the southern frontier, and the most strategically important pass in the land falls to the demon race. What future awaits humanity...?
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There's Something Wrong with the Martial World, 江湖有病,
[A Sick Jianghu + Historical Setting + Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Court Politics + Anti-Trope Wuxia] Key highlights: Hilarious battles caused by martial arts side effects, commercialized sect management, and unconventional battles between good and evil.
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Reborn: Everyone's Life Takes an Unexpected Turn 重生后:全员走向新奇
“The male lead has been plotting this for ages / the girl steals someone else’s love / the heroine is all about building her career” “BE = Best Ending” Wei Chang’an died, but was reborn with memories of her past life in this chaotic age, returning as Chen Chang’an. Faced with fake heiresses and parents who abandoned her, Chen Chang’an has only one friend: Ye Chenpi. She thought she knew the “script” and held the key to saving her fate, that she could change everything. But then she discovered th
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Sword, Moon, Zither, and Star 剑月琴星
[Xuanhuan] [Mortal Protagonist] [No System] [Slow Burn] [Swordsmanship] [Mystery] After a war that lasted ten thousand years, heaven and earth shattered, three races stood side by side, and divine artifacts sank into oblivion. A mountain boy with no spiritual roots sets out from the mortal world to avenge a great wrong, enduring hardship after hardship. With one sword, he forges ten thousand; with his Dao heart, he enters a demonic tribulation! Wielding the sword in his hand, he cannot kill ever
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After My Engagement Was Broken, I Decided to Lie Flat 被退亲后我躺平了
Cultivation + household intrigue + farming + true love + divination + demon hunting + bedtime stories + all walks of life Dumped? I’ll lie flat? I can hunt ghosts and subdue demons with the best of them! A Star Lord possesses the body of a woman who has just died to complete a mission. Who would have thought the woman had just been jilted? Being jilted isn’t a problem. She can still take life easy and enjoy herself, telling fortunes for people every day. Then, by chance, the Star Lord is invited
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Natural Disaster: I Awakened Infinite Clones 天灾:我觉醒无限分身
Tags: Infinite Clones | Invincible Power Fantasy | Post-Apocalyptic Survival | Interstellar Conquest A crimson fog descends, plunging the entire world into deadly survival dungeons. If you die in one, you die in real life, too. Chen Fan, an ordinary college student, only wanted to scrape by. But when pushed to the brink, he awakened an SSS-rank talent: Infinite Clones. No cost, no cooldown, no pain when they die, and he can summon them at will! While others risk their lives to survive, he sends
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The Wardrobe 衣橱
After a family moves into a rental home for work, strange things keep happening. Is someone behind it all, or are there truly supernatural forces in this world?
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My Shadow Is a Big Boss 我的影子是大Boss
[Urban High Martial Arts | Hot-Blooded Comedy | Chuunibyou | Superpowers | Misunderstandings] The modern world is the Xuanling Realm, where technology and superpowers coexist. Humanity is divided into superpowered individuals and ordinary people, with the Xuanling Superpower Academy training them and the Superpower Administration maintaining order.
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Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂,成了暴君白月光
[Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A
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Fallen into the Banshee's Cave 掉入女妖洞
Falling into the Demoness's Cave
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Reborn as an Ancient Noblewoman, the Chemistry Goddess Goes on a Rampage 穿成古代嫡女,化学女神杀疯了
[Two formidable leads + household and palace intrigue + revenge + power fantasy with a strong heroine + devoted couple] In her previous life, the eldest daughter of the Qin family suffered endless abuse and died. A chemistry prodigy transmigrates and is reborn as the eldest Qin daughter at the age of fourteen. Keeping her head down, plotting carefully, and making every move part of a larger plan, she takes revenge on everyone who tormented her in her previous life. She takes over a restaurant, c
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Call Me a Cultivation Arts Master 叫我修术师
[One heroine + two strong leads + character growth + ensemble cast. The early story is told from the heroine’s perspective, and the male lead appears in Chapter 25. The plot develops slowly. This is not a power fantasy, not a power fantasy, not a power fantasy. Please proceed with caution if that’s not your thing!] Twelve years ago, a war between humans and demons brought an unprecedented catastrophe upon humankind. The once-prosperous cultivation sects across the continent have been in declin
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Absolute Obedience: Her Taming Game 绝对服从:她的驯养游戏
Absolute Obedience: Her Taming Game
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Science and Research: Building the Heavenly Gate with Controlled Nuclear Fusion 科研:从可控核聚变打造南天门
[Reborn] [Scientific Research] [Nantianmen Project] [Behind-the-Scenes] [Backed by the State] [System] (Not very prominent, mainly used to drive the main plot) Li Xiang is reborn in 2002. In his previous life, Longguo’s lunar exploration program revealed humanity to an advanced extraterrestrial civilization, leading to the extinction of the human race. This time, with the System, he will change the fate of Blue Star’s destruction. He will lead Longguo beyond Blue Star and out into the stars. Lon
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A Hot-Blooded Young Man Accidentally Lands in a Buddhist Cultivator Prison 血气方刚小伙误入佛修监狱
A Hot-Blooded Young Man Accidentally Enters a Buddhist Cultivator Prison
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Song of the Nine Swords 九剑歌
[A traditional fantasy novel, with a measured pace and a single heroine. If you enjoy this kind of story, look forward to it.] Ten thousand years ago, the Cangxuan Continent was home to a Sword Emperor named Jiujian. People said that when Jiujian drew his sword, the world fell silent. But Jiujian fell in battle before the War Against Heaven, and the path to defeating Heaven came to an end. A century later, Jiujian's old friend Shenxuan broke through to godhood and ushered in the Shenxuan Era on
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Ultimate Wasteland: Mad Genius 顶级废土:疯子天才
Top-Tier Wasteland: Mad Genius
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Clear Autumn Rain Beneath the Eucalyptus Trees 桉树清清秋雨时
Redemption x tragic ending x school romance x sweet at first, angst later x adapted from real experiences x power-fantasy style x angst-heavy story x happy-ending bonus chapter Athletic male lead: Bad-boy charm + gentle + friendly with everyone + delinquent + smoking and drinking + not a school bully + everyone’s favorite Top student heroine: Obedient + introverted + loves studying Qing’an, if there’s a next life, I’ll recognize you for sure. Remember to come marry me with a grand bridal process
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The Chu Soul Rekindled 楚魂复燃
The Chu Soul Rekindled
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The Ultimate Salvage King 极品打捞王
71% of Earth's surface is surrounded by oceans, and at least three million sunken ships lie quietly on the seafloor, waiting to be discovered! What does that mean? Wealth? Fame? No! No! No! In the eyes of Xiao Peng, the King of Salvage, that's all garbage! As a cleaner of the ocean, every one of these shipwrecks... IS! MINE! P.S. Lao Yang's new book, The Ultimate Fishing King, is now available on Tomato Novel. Fishing fans, don't miss it!
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Cultivating Immortality Begins as a Laborer 修仙从奴工开始
The path to immortality depends on resources and chance encounters. Liu Yang is a lone cultivator who starts out as a formation slave. How will he fight his way through one difficulty after another, carve out a path to survival, and stand at the pinnacle of cultivation?
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The Food Delivery Guy's Demon-Hunting Chronicles 外卖小哥降妖记
The Food Delivery Guy’s Demon-Slaying Chronicles
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I Can Command a Thousand Souls and Refine Them Without Limit 我能御魂万千,亦能无限洗炼
[Xuanhuan] [Cultivation] [Demon God] [Wild Imagination] [Soul Command] [Anti-System] The progenitor of all demons descends! The immortals fall! As an immortal of the Soul Refining Sect, you sacrifice your life to unleash your sect's secret art and seal the primordial Demon God! As your immortal consciousness fades, you hear a cold voice: [Life ended, body destroyed. Condition fulfilled.][Ding!] [Star Spirit System activated. Beginning transmission to the Star Continent.] [5.4.3.2.1] [Congratulat
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The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡,唯恐天下不乱
[Quick transmigration + no romance + lighthearted comedy + absurd, satisfying revenge + snark] Under the combined torment of her internship, grad school exams, and thesis, college student You Yu keeled over in the library with a sudden thud. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu had a complete breakdown. What kind of born-to-be-a-wage-slave physique did she have? Even death couldn't stop her from having to
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Slay the Gods: Tearing Deities Apart with My Bare Hands 斩神之手撕神明
[Transmigration] + [Dragon Raja] + [Lighthearted] + [Taking It Easy] He transmigrates straight into the world of Slay the Gods. This world is way too dangerous! What should he do? Asking online, urgently! Luckily, he awakens a golden finger. From the start, he draws the bloodline of the Black Dragon from Wu Geng Ji. By devouring the Mysterious, Forbidden Ruins, and gods, he can extract all kinds of abilities from Wu Geng Ji. The divine power of the Colorless Realm alone is enough to sweep across
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A Leisurely Life Begins with Ocean Treasure Hunting 悠闲生活从海洋寻宝开始
I refuse the boss’s toast, spin the table when he reaches for a dish, and change the song when he starts singing. And so Qian Yu gets fired! While relaxing on the beach, he accidentally finds a treasure: the Flying Fish Ring. He catches giant fish, explores the ocean depths, and searches for buried treasure, setting out on an extraordinary new life.
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Reborn to Make Money, Not Even a Dog Would Date 重生只想搞钱,恋爱狗都不谈
Reborn with One Goal: Make Money. Even Dogs Won't Date
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70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy 七零军婚:那两口子都有点癫
[Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with
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The Wife I Married Lives in the Past 我娶的老婆在过去
Time and space have no boundaries, and neither does love. It really is possible to travel into the past. In 2076, the glow of technology enveloped the smart city. Mirrored offices and virtual-real projections had become commonplace. I, Han Zhuang, was twenty-six and worked as a control systems engineer. Then I unexpectedly received a “marriage proposal” from the government platform. To avoid paying the social development levy, I signed the proposal and married a woman named Claire. Dr. Mei, who
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I Became the Universe's Arms Dealer 我成了宇宙军火商
The protagonist unexpectedly acquires black technology from the universe. Starting out by selling small arms and eventually moving on to selling space battleships, he leads humanity into the great age of space exploration, trades with various races, and builds the largest space station in the universe.
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My Name Is Jiang Xiaojiang 我叫僵小僵
My Name Is Jiang Xiaojian
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The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄
The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow
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I Have 90 Trillion Simp Dollars 我有九千万亿舔狗金
Chen Yuan, an ordinary university student, gets dumped from the start and obtains a God of Wealth System. From the start, he receives ninety trillion, but the catch is that he can only spend it on women. With no other choice, he sets out to spend it all, embarking on an extraordinary journey as a tycoon!
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Naruto: I, Uchiha, Am Making My Comeback 火影:我宇智波开始逆袭了
[Transmigration]+ [Naruto]+ [System]+ [Getting Stronger]+ [Fanfiction]+ [Power Fantasy]+ [No Harem] I, Ling Feng, enter the Naruto world and become the Uchiha Clan’s “good-for-nothing.” Luckily, I have a System to back me up. I planned to quietly build up my strength, but fate had other ideas! Just as I help Big Bro Itachi “break through the encirclement,” something happens to Shisui, and the clan members are making a fuss about rebelling. In the middle of this chaotic mess, the System keeps pus
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Reincarnated as a Mosquito, I Only Suck the Empress's Blood 转生成蚊子,我只舔女帝
Reincarnated as a Mosquito, I Only Suck the Empress’s Blood
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Three-Yuan Cola from the Start, Earning an Eighty-Million-Yuan Supercar Rebate 开局三元可乐,返利八千万超跑
After failing a blind date, Ye Yang unexpectedly activates a spend-money-to-get-rich System. From then on, the only thing left to worry about for the rest of his life is how to spend his money! “Detected: Host purchased one iced cola. Reward: a Lamborghini Veneno worth 80 million!” “Detected: Host purchased one grilled cold noodle. Reward: 1 billion in cash!” “Detected: Host purchased one chocolate bar. Reward: shares in riverside real estate worth 30 billion!” Other people spend money to show o
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Non-Human 非人哉。
So Not Human.
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Transmigrating to Another World: I Cultivate Immortality and Ascend to Godhood in the Modern World 异世穿越:我在现代修仙成神
[A cultivator from another world transmigrates to a modern city, with high school and university life. No brainless plot, no naive protagonist.] Qin Ji has just successfully formed his Golden Core and is about to descend the mountain for some real-world experience when he unexpectedly transmigrates to Blue Star, a modern world filled with ordinary people and almost no spiritual energy. Not only is he a Golden Core cultivator, but his storage ring is packed with magical artifacts, flying swords,
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Slay the Gods: In Costume, I Cut Down the Gods with My Sword 斩神:穿着戏服的我,剑斩神明
[Slaying Gods fanfic + God of Theater fanfic + Twelve Talismans + Six Braves + Wild and Satisfying Story + Action-Packed Opening + Suspenseful and Cerebral + No Angst x3 (Important enough to say three times)] A team of six, but somehow seven people appeared out of nowhere. So who exactly is the seventh person? Have you ever wondered how the stories continued along the other original timelines across billions of cycles? Have you ever wondered if the taciturn monk of fate left behind any other hid
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Global Check-In: All My Teammates Are Big Shots 全球签收:我的队友都是大佬
Global Sign-In: All My Teammates Are Big Shots
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I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝
I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward:
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The Supernatural Is Back! Hello, Supernatural Affairs Bureau? Someone's Scamming the Supernatural! 诡异复苏!喂诡管局吗这有人骗诡
[Eerie, No Female Lead, Horror, Northern Myanmar, Comedy, Sneaky Schemer, Cunning, Power Fantasy, Invincible, Please Don't Read If You Dislike It] This book is also called I Spent Those Years Running Scams in an Eerie World! and You Beast! You Even Scammed a Ghost! My name is Chunliang, with “Chunliang” meaning kind and honest. I'm exactly what my name says: a good person. What did I do wrong by accidentally transmigrating to this eerie world? I just want to give every eerie being a home! Welcom
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Peak from the Start 开局即巅峰
From the Start, at the Peak
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