Me, a Straight Guy: Did the Campus Beauty Pretend to Fall from the Start?
我！直男，开局校花假装摔倒？
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 624k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Stats
293Chapters
1kReads · 30 days
3MReads · all time
101Shelves
8.8Score
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It's not bad, but there are a few chapters and the updates are a bit slow. It doesn't need to update too many; a few hundred chapters a day is enough. Ugh, why does it get so toxic as it goes on? It was fine at first, but then it got so awkward, full of random jokes and pranks, and the author's incredible writer's block... I'm not going to say anything more. Don't read this if you've read over 500 hours.
It's not bad, but many plot points are a bit illogical. Keep up the good work; the humor is still handled quite well.
I hope the author keeps updating! I think this book is worth reading continuously; the content is very interesting. Everyone should come and check it out! Yeah~~‵O‵~
Author, please update soon! This book is really good; even someone like me who's been reading for a long time finds it incredibly enjoyable. I'm getting bored with reading on three or four different novel apps, but this one has a fresh perspective—I've never read anything like it before.
Please update soon! Since the start of the semester, I've already abandoned three books on my bookshelf. This book is fine; the plot and characters are good. Please don't abandon it!
This book is quite good. (This is just my personal opinion; please don't criticize if you disagree. There is no mockery or sarcasm intended. I apologize if there is any inappropriate language or offensive remarks. I simply think it's good. Please, trolls, stay away. I'm not trying to be argumentative or hostile; I'm just expressing the literal meaning without any sarcasm or insinuation.
This was the first novel I read on Tomato Bookstore. Although its rating wasn't very high, I enjoyed reading it very much. This novel holds special significance for me, perhaps because it was the first one I read on Tomato, or perhaps because its plot was genuinely funny and entertaining. After finishing it, I honestly felt a sense of emptiness, as if I had lost something.
It's great! Don't ask why, it's hilarious! This type of novel is pretty slice-of-life and funny. Overall rating: five stars, highly recommended!
This is great! I especially love this type of story. I hope the author will keep updating!
It's a really good book, but the ending wasn't great. I don't know why, but I felt a little sad after finishing it. Maybe it's because I really loved the book. I sincerely hope the author writes a sequel; I'll be very upset if there isn't.