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  1. 201 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死,没让你整活 Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 91.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves
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  2. 202 I Was Born a Commoner, So Why Are You Forcing Me to Become Emperor? 臣本布衣,为何逼我称帝? Historical3.6M WordsCompleted On the day he transmigrates, he gets three shocks in a row: he has an engagement, his fiancée isn’t pretty, and all six of his brothers-in-law are bandits. “How can you call them bandits? They’re the six mighty generals who followed me in founding the empire and ascending the throne!” 22.6kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves
  3. 203 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻:首抽圣女,系统让我去捞人 Eastern Fantasy438k WordsOngoing [Western Fantasy + Otherworld + System + Goofy Comedy] Lin Yi, who was stuck working a 9-to-6 job six days a week, was forcibly dragged into another world by a ridiculous System. This world had swords and magic, and was home to humans, beastfolk, elves, dwarves, goblins, dragons, and all kinds of other races. It had everything you'd imagine in another world, except that monster hordes, sea-folk invasions, and abyssal invasions could strike at any moment. Lin Yi opened his status panel and saw hi 1.2kReads—Score145Shelves
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  4. 204 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂?我妈逆袭翻红! 13k WordsCompleted My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves
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  5. 205 The Nation-Protecting Prince Consort 镇国驸马爷 Historical3.1M WordsCompleted [System + political intrigue + mind games! The story only gets better as it goes] Ji Ping’an, a die-hard Three Kingdoms Kill player, passes out while gaming. When he wakes up, he’s transmigrated to the Dayu Dynasty and, by some fluke, become its biggest doormat of a son-in-law: the princess’s husband. He also activates a Three Kingdoms Heroic Spirit System. With enough gold, he can summon any general, strategist, warlord, or beauty from the Three Kingdoms. From then on, Ji Ping’an sets out to ge 65.5kReads8.9Score5kShelves
  6. 206 The Director Who Crashes the Party: Box Office Success Depends on Riding Others' Coattails 碰瓷导演:票房全靠蹭 Urban931k WordsOngoing Ye Haoyang inherits a film company on the verge of bankruptcy. He can’t afford to make blockbusters, but surely he can churn out a crappy movie, rip off a hit, and ride the wave of publicity! With the blockbuster Investiture of the Gods about to premiere, Ye Haoyang acts decisively and secretly releases The Legend of the Investiture of the Gods in theaters. The result? A box-office smash. Having tasted success, Ye Haoyang has an epiphany: it’s not that blockbusters are too expensive to make, it’ 61.2kReads8.0Score5.1kShelves
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  7. 207 The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村,一不小心带火整个村子 42k WordsCompleted The Square Dance Leader Returns to the Village and Accidentally Makes the Whole Village a Hit 7Reads—Score—Shelves
  8. 208 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧? Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
  9. 209 Sixty Million a Day, and I Can Only Spend It in a County Town? 每天六千万,只能在县城花? Urban1.7M WordsOngoing [Not socially Darwinist] + [A people-centered view of history] + [No gender conflict] + [Infrastructure] + [Career] + [Slow burn] + [Play the pig to eat the tiger] Working in Shanghai, he was ground down by relentless competition until he developed high blood pressure, yet he still could not save any money. In a fit of anger, Lu Ming quit his job and returned to his hometown, only to unexpectedly bind with the "County Spending Money System": every person in the county gives him one hundred yuan, 245.8kReads8.4Score23.8kShelves
  10. 210 My Bones Are Mediocre, but All My Clones Are Peerless Geniuses 我根骨平庸,但分身都是绝世天才 Eastern Fantasy572k WordsOngoing Avatar One: An ultimate warrior who can transform into a muscle-bound powerhouse Avatar Two: The most revered chief disciple of a sect Avatar Three: A savior who destroys demon lords and evil gods and rescues all living beings Avatar Four: Demon lord Avatar Five: Evil god [The avatars have no self-awareness] 148.4kReads8.8Score17.4kShelves
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  11. 211 A Rich Second-Generation Heir Stole My Girlfriend. Just Watch How I Get Revenge! 富二代抢我女朋友,看我怎么复仇! Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted A rich kid stole my girlfriend. Just watch how I get my revenge! 319Reads—Score—Shelves
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  12. 212 After-Sales Service for a Life Gone Wrong 烂尾人生的售后服务 36k WordsCompleted After-Sales Service for a Life Gone Wrong —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  13. 213 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves
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  14. 214 Three Kingdoms: Yuan Shao's Rebellious Son Smashes the Imperial Seal from the Start 三国:袁家逆子,开局摔玉玺 Historical2.3M WordsCompleted He transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and becomes Yuan Yao, son of Yuan Gonglu, a dead man walking in his own coffin. With a father who’s dead set on rebelling and becoming emperor, Yuan Yao immediately sees no future for himself. If he wants to survive, he must stop his father, Yuan Shu, from repeating history. He’ll have to oppose him at every turn. “Sun Ce wants to trade the Imperial Seal for Father’s elite troops? I’ll smash the seal myself and see how he plans to make that trade!” 55.9kReads8.7Score5.5kShelves
  15. 215 She’s Already Got Livor Mortis, but Her Fellow Disciples Think It’s a Full-Sleeve Tattoo 都长尸斑了,同门还以为她纹花臂 Fantastical Romance412k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + ensemble cast + defying fate + everyone’s nuts, including the original male and female leads] Lin Nu was sent to the afterlife by a bottle of poison elixir water from the heroine’s simps. She died in peace, only to be carried back to the sect by a bunch of lunatics. This sect sure is full of talents. Her aloof, stunningly beautiful master likes dressing as a man, and secretly ships himself with Lin Nu. The senior brother constantly talks about cultivating the Heartless Dao, but s 11.2kReads8.7Score2.4kShelves
  16. 216 I Faked My Death from the Start, and This Ridiculous System Is Acting Weird 开局诈尸,这离谱系统有点不对劲 Eastern Fantasy83k WordsCompleted College student Lu Xian transmigrates to a parallel dimension much like Earth after an accident. He becomes a good-for-nothing disciple of the Taichu Sacred Sect on the Xuantian Continent. To make matters worse, when Lu Xian wakes up, he's lying in a coffin, and the funeral feast is already underway outside. Just as he's at a loss, the System speaks: [Ding! Detected that the Host died in an exceptionally careless and absurd manner. The Ridiculous System is now activated.] [Newbie mission: Flip o 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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  17. 217 This World Runs on Aoligei 这个世界只吃奥利给 7k WordsCompleted This World Only Eats Oli Gei 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  18. 218 Lawyer: The Bully Is Innocent? I'll Get Him the Death Penalty! 律师:霸凌者无罪?我送他死刑! Urban3.1M WordsOngoing Lin Mo is a top lawyer with a 100% win rate. He transmigrates to a parallel world. His first case is a bullying incident that no one else knows how to handle. Bully: “You’re suing me for bullying? You lousy lawyer, ever heard of the law protecting minors? You start talking about the law, and I can’t help laughing. Guys, ignore him. Keep the music playing and the dancing going!” Lin Mo: “Heh... Dancing sounds great. Finish your bullets, then go dance downstairs.” The final verdict: The bullies ar 112kReads8.9Score11.9kShelves
  19. 219 My Master Just Wants to Stay Alive, but Her Disciples All Become Big Shots 师尊只想保命,徒弟却都成了大佬 Two Male Leads712k WordsOngoing [Faked Death] [Comedic Cultivation + Everyone's Wild Misinterpretations + Fan-Favorite Master + Unknowingly Invincible + Disciple Showdown] Li Tiangang had transmigrated into a book for five hundred years, and remembered only one thing: being a master was a high-risk profession! Disciples could take your life, your heart, or your body! To stay alive, he threw himself into relentless training, mastering swordsmanship, alchemy, formations, talismans, and escape techniques. Before he knew it, he 20.3kReads8.8Score3.1kShelves
  20. 220 My Wife Turned into a Cat and Cheated with the Neighboring Tomcat, So I’m Changing Its Sex! 老婆变猫出轨隔壁老王,老子给它变性! Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My wife turned into a cat and cheated on me with the neighbor. I’ll make it undergo gender reassignment! 38Reads—Score—Shelves
  21. 221 The Girl I Control Is Becoming an Old One 我操作的少女正在成为旧日之主 Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [This novel has been contracted for print publication: cosmic horror + amber-style cultivation + villain protagonist + no System + decisive killing + black humor + deranged + single female lead + sequence containment] Xu Fei: “In the twenty-second century, all you need is a helmet with a brain-computer interface to experience a fully immersive game with realistic physical sensations.” “You ask why I chose this starting character? Naturally, because she’s a beautiful girl... Oh, no, naturally, be 771kReads9.5Score76.6kShelves
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  22. 222 EN One Entry Per Year: Even a Simulator Can Do It 一年抽取一词条,模拟的也可以? Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing [Trait extraction + simulator + inherit everything + immortal martial arts] (Animated adaptation now available) Chen Yi transmigrates to a martial arts world and obtains a System that draws one trait every year. Unfortunately, all he draws are useless white traits. The probability of obtaining high-quality traits is extremely low, and the highest-grade mythical trait has a chance of only 0.001%! To improve the odds, he must raise his martial arts realm, but he has no innate aptitude and cannot c 427.9kReads8.8Score42.2kShelves
  23. 223 Do I Really Have to Be Your Master? 这师尊非做不可吗 Two Male Leads535k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] My disciple is looking at me strangely. I really want to run away Sweet romance + equally matched leads + one-on-one + secret identities + irreverent cultivation Liu Yu'an transmigrates into a book and becomes the cannon-fodder master of the arrogant male lead. The male lead is gifted, but he takes the demonic path. To keep the plot moving, Liu Yu'an fusses over the male lead every day, showing him every kindness in an effort to bring him back to the righteous pat 62kReads9.1Score10.1kShelves
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  24. 224 The Human Megaphone Goes Viral 人间喇叭精她爆红全网 Modern Romance427k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + System + celebrity gossip + no romance] Nam Zhi was just a little-known actress who wanted to lounge around and enjoy the gossip in showbiz. She never expected to be viciously attacked online. Nam Zhi decided that if people were going to criticize her no matter what she did, then she might as well do anything she wanted! She abandoned her usual laid-back attitude and started going after her haters on social media. She disinfected her mouth with iodine as she roasted th 4kReads8.2Score438Shelves
  25. 225 My Whole Family Is Crazy, and I Became the Foil in a Child-Rearing Story 全家疯批,我穿成了养崽文对照组 Modern Romance932k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + raising kids + adored by the whole family + crazy antics + wealthy-family ensemble + feel-good 1v1] Qi Yuan transmigrates into a wealthy-family child-rearing novel as the foil to the adored heroine. Both are rich-family children who went missing and were later found. When the heroine returns, her family lives in loving harmony. When Qi Yuan goes home, everyone in her family is crazy in their own special way. In the end, the original owner is constantly humiliated, until she's thrown 30.7kReads8.6Score3.9kShelves
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  26. 226 She Refused to Be the Crown Prince's Concubine and Married into the Prince's Manor. Now He Regrets It 拒为东宫妾,嫁王府,太子悔晕 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Face-slapping * Punishing Scumbags * No Forgiveness * No Suffering in Silence * Two Strong Leads * Mutual Purity * Sweet Devotion Gu Xiyuan, the legitimate daughter of the Marquis of Pingyang, had loved the Crown Prince for two years. To support his disaster-relief efforts, she donated two hundred thousand taels of silver. Yet the Crown Prince wanted her younger female cousin to become the future Crown Princess and, as though bestowing a favor, would only make her a side consort. Simply because 60.4kReads8.5Score31.9kShelves
  27. 227 A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人,还没权利取经 Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr 165.1kReads9.4Score17.9kShelves
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  28. 228 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 107.2kReads9.5Score15.5kShelves
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  29. 229 Online Game: I Shocked the Three Realms with One Punch from the Start 网游之开局我一拳震惊三界 Sports1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and Funny] + [Online Game] + [Xianxia] + [Journey to the West] + [Honghuang] + [No Heroines] + [Golden Finger] Alternate title 2: “Online Game: He's the Fourth Biggest Rebel in the Heavenly Court” Alternate title 3: “Online Game: From the Start, One Punch Shook the Three Realms” I'm not good at writing a blurb. Read the story instead. While the other players are still struggling in the mortal realm, the protagonist has already ascended to the Heavenly Court to become a celestial of 6.4kReads9.2Score599Shelves
  30. 230 I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏! Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp 112.4kReads9.5Score12kShelves
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  31. 231 Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝,享缺德人生 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 31.1kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves
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  32. 232 No More Wage Slavery After Graduation: I'm Becoming a Bounty Hunter 毕业后不做牛马,去当赏金猎人 Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Alternate setting + A touch of mystery + Adventure + Urban + No female lead] Investigating a murder from more than a decade ago, he pits his wits against a deranged serial killer. He transmigrates into a primeval jungle no one dares enter, searching for the bodies of people lost in a sinkhole. He enters a mysterious village deep in the Hundred Thousand Mountains to find a little girl... What drove a recent college graduate to embark on this one-way journey? It all began with a haunted 79.3kReads9.3Score8kShelves
  33. 233 Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界 Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted [Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n 37.2kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves
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  34. 234 Global Ghostmasters: There Are Hundreds of Millions of Ghosts Inside Me 全球御鬼:我的体内有亿只鬼 Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted [Looting bamboo shoots + ghostly resurgence + ghost taming + one female lead + comedy = 100,000 new words every week?] The comic of the same name, Global Ghost Tamer: I Have Hundreds of Millions of Ghosts Inside Me, is now available on Fanqie. Lin Mo was playing games in class when he transmigrated to a parallel world overrun by ghosts. With the worst talent of all, he unexpectedly gained the Defense-Breaking System. As long as he could make a ghost lose its composure, he could force it into a c 70.6kReads9.4Score9.6kShelves
  35. 235 Card Game: If I Burn Through All My Cards, What Do I Even Fight With? 卡牌:把牌烧完了我打什么? Urban369k WordsOngoing Cards + multiple heroines As his memories from a past life awaken and his mind remains hazy, Lu Ming picks a card everyone else avoids: the “useless card” [Dying Golden Dragon]. Talent: Each attack requires burning one card. Run out of cards in your hand? Burn the deck. Run out of cards in the deck? Take a beating and wait to die! In theory, his maximum damage is 100 health points, but even a random enemy has more than 100 health. After six straight losses, his cards are nearly worn out, and Lu 14.4kReads8.4Score1.2kShelves
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  36. 236 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后,直播算命客户抑郁了 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.6kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
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  37. 237 What?! Who Writes a Tragic Romance Where the Male Lead Gets Tortured? 惊!谁家虐文虐的是男主呀 Ancient Romance664k WordsCompleted 8.7kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
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  38. 238 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界,成了全宗门骄傲 Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 4.2kReads8.7Score454Shelves
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  39. 239 Is That Funny? All I See Is a Helpless Old Granny 好笑吗?我只看见一个无助的嬷嬷 Two Male Leads493k WordsCompleted [Campus + secret identity + sweet romance + lighthearted comedy] [A seemingly obedient, inwardly lascivious romance author bottom × a seemingly cold, actually sadistic top] Chen Qi × Lu Yuheng - Chen Qi was a danmei author, and a devoted bottom stan. A doctoral senior with an intimidatingly impressive resume had returned to the lab. His fellow students either feared him or admired him, while some planned to follow him around and get a few scraps. Only Chen Qi’s gaze grew steadily more resolute: 35.2kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves
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  40. 240 Peking Opera Cats: Even as a Little Female Cat of the Literary Sect, I Can Fight 京剧猫:穿成文宗小母猫也很能打 Anime Fanfiction514k WordsOngoing [The protagonist is a demon pill | Lighthearted and funny | Gets more satisfying as it goes | Turns dark later (already has) | You can read this without knowing the original] (Former title: Jingju Cats: I Transmigrated into a Little Female Cat from the Wen Sect, and I Can Fight, Too) The protagonist has a little-girl body and the personality of a demon pill. No CP, just one-on-one romance. Read without worry. An ordinary college student was taken out by a truck and turned into a snow-white Persi 26.5kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves
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  41. 241 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 9k WordsCompleted My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  42. 242 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦:开局一只大哥炭小侍 Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14kReads8.5Score1.4kShelves
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  43. 243 Damn It! My Roommate Is Forcing Their Love on Me 可恶!被室友强制爱了 Two Male Leads322k WordsCompleted [Two male leads] [College campus] [Both devoted only to each other] [Petty, spoiled, tsundere young master top × resilient, handsome straight guy with extraordinary emotional obliviousness] What do you do when your roommate confesses to you? Reject him! What do you do when he forces you into a relationship after you reject him? Forget it, let's just date. Bai Tang is a thoroughly straight guy who worked hard to get from a small mountain village into a big city. He never expected city people to b 21.7kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
  44. 244 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安?小铁拳来喽! Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves
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  45. 245 My Best Friend Burned My Old Diary for Me. Only Then Did I Learn My Mute Ghost Sidekick Was My One True Love 闺蜜烧来旧日记,我才知晓哑魂跟班竟是我的白月光 10k WordsCompleted My Best Friend Burned an Old Diary for Me. Only Then Did I Learn That the Mute Ghostly Follower Was My One True Love —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  46. 246 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神?请叫我南无加特林菩萨! Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
  47. 247 I Picked a Needy Puppy to Be My Husband 挑到了委屈小狗当老公 Modern Romance231k WordsCompleted The score was just released, so it may rise [1v1, both pure, sweet romance, comedy, unconventional marriage-before-love, slow burn] A pampered heiress with two faces vs. a devoted, straightforward man who falls for her on his own After getting into a fight, Liang Zhiyue suffered a head injury. Pointing at the handsome tech tycoon Zhou Hansheng on the news, she insisted he was her husband. As she spoke, tears fell from her eyes. “I've had a crush on him for ten years, and we've been married for t 20.8kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves
  48. 248 Midsummer Green Apple 盛夏青苹果 Modern Romance450k WordsCompleted [Campus] [Living Together] [Two Academic Stars] [Secret Crush] [Pure Romance] At school, Chi Sui and Ji Xiwen seem worlds apart. He is the school celebrity, a regular in the top three of the grade rankings, a promising science competition contestant, and incredibly popular. His handsome face, worthy of a top-tier star, has countless girls swooning over him. Ji Xiwen, meanwhile, is an inconspicuous transfer student. Quiet and withdrawn, she wears cheap clothes, with heavy bangs hiding her face. S 349.1kReads9.4Score72.8kShelves
  49. 249 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了,战力破亿怎么了 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 9.2kReads9.0Score683Shelves
  50. 250 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 778Reads7.2Score103Shelves

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