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1. 451 贱 My Shameless Self Awakened a Defense System 贱贱的我觉醒了防御系统 Arrogant Commoner傲慢匹夫Eastern Fantasy944k WordsCompleted The goofy Lin Heng awakens a Defense System that turns other people's emotional outbursts into Defense Points. Isn't this System tailor-made for him? In the cultivation world, a unique star is rising. Tremble, world! 47Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 452 我 I Have a BGM, So Being a Little Over the Top Is Only Fair 我有bgm，嚣张亿点很合理吧 I've Gained Some Cheese涨芝士了Eastern Fantasy150k WordsOngoing (System + transmigration + comedy + shameless antics) A fantasy has set the wheels of fate quietly turning. Before transmigrating, Xiao Zhang was just a daydreaming underachiever. After transmigrating: “Where's that background music coming from? Oh no! Run! It's the Despicable Great Emperor!” “What??? It's that bastard? Everyone, run!” “Oh, the horror! That lousy bastard is back to torment us again!” When the music starts, heaven and earth lose their color! It's all for one man! “I, Xiao Zhang, —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 453 纨 The Spoiled Young Heir's Rise in the Cultivation World 纨绔世子逆袭修仙界 Great Wolf God大狼神Eastern Fantasy374k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You are welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I will work hard to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A new book is out!

4. 454 我 I Never Meant to Live Off a Woman 我真没想软饭硬吃啊 Qiu Xueyi邱学艺Eastern Fantasy606k WordsCompleted Day 1 after transmigrating: Qi Refining, first level. Everyone wants me dead. Day 10 after transmigrating: dual Ice and Fire spiritual roots, a sacred Qilin bone, and the Saintess has taken the initiative to bind herself to me as a cultivation partner. They say I’m living off a woman. I say: You’re absolutely right. But The Demon Palace comes after me? The Saintess blocks them. The Zhao family tries to force a marriage? The Saintess refuses. A gauntlet of challengers in the outer-sect tournamen —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [From "I want to kill you" to "I'll protect you," is this crematorium fragrant enough?] At first, Mu Qingge said, "I'll be in a lot of trouble if you die." Later, Mu Qingge said, "If anything happens to you, I will never live alone." Still later, Mu Qingge (blushing) said, "... Don't get so close." The whole sect was waiting to see her kick this good-for-nothing away, but what they got was—the Holy Maiden braved the poisonous miasma for him, shielded him from swords, and sacrificed her own life force for him.

5. 455 大 Great Sage, Join Me in Rebelling! I’m a Natural at It 大圣，跟我反，我反起来贼六 Little Cabbage Worm菜虫儿Female-Channel Fanfiction345k WordsCompleted [Journey to the West fan fiction + hilarious memes + comedy + face-slapping + power fantasy + livestreaming rebellious troublemakers as they exorcise demons] Rude, shameless, wicked, and a strong female lead in a leveling-up story. Help Sun Wukong avoid becoming the keeper of the imperial horses, being trapped beneath Five Elements Mountain, and being replaced by the Six-Eared Macaque. One conspiracy after another is exposed. She transmigrates and, from the start, Feng Jinjin becomes Patriarc 55Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is hilarious! If you don't laugh, come and hit me! The female protagonist transmigrates and bumps headfirst into the Monkey King's arms. She slowly falls, sliding over places with a strong stench. She lands on his feet and starts plucking his fur.

6. 456 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 165kReads9.5Score21kShelves

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   The protagonist has lived in a bizarre world since childhood, unaware of it, believing everyone around him is just an ordinary person... This book was hilarious from beginning to end, it's so good! [Heart][heart]

7. 457 修 Asura Heavenly Emperor 修罗天帝 Lab Rat实验小白鼠Eastern Fantasy8.5M WordsCompleted Eight years ago, a sudden upheaval struck Thunderclap Ancient City overnight. Qin Ming, the young lord of the city, was sent to Qingyun Sect as a servant, while two hundred thousand residents were driven into the Great Azure Mountain and enslaved. Eight years later, after tempering his spirit and entering the martial path, the unyielding youth awakens as a demon of slaughter and rises against the heavens. Give me a blade, and I can shatter the sky. Give me a sword, and I can point it toward the 27.4kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves

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   These are the only three books on my bookshelf; I can't bear to delete them, and I've read them over and over again.

8. 458 凡 A Mortal’s Path to Immortality: From Herb Boy to Master of the Heavenly Dao 凡人修仙，从药童入道，执掌天道 The Finger in the Mouth嘴里的手指Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines + Immortal Realm + Divine Realm + Hongmeng Realm + Chaos Realm + Primordial Beginning] Even an ordinary person can have a great stroke of fortune. After surviving countless brushes with death, he turns misfortune into a blessing. He sets out on a rough and winding path to immortality. He lives each day with his life on the line. The past is too painful to look back on. When he unifies all the worlds, who would ever have guessed? The ruler of all worlds was once an ordinary per 11.5kReads8.3Score1.1kShelves

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   Cultivation novels are so addictive, you can't stop reading them, and they're never unfinished.

9. 459 原 The Original Story Wants Me Dead, So I Rewrite My Fate with Unhinged Fiction 原著杀我，我怒走发疯文学改命 Mighty Little Flat-Chested One威猛小平胸Ancient Romance373k WordsOngoing [Not a wish-fulfillment power fantasy. The heroine transmigrates into a book, and the original story remains highly relevant. There is one male lead and plenty of romantic scenes. The overall tone is light and goofy. The heroine goes wild over little things and gets downright unhinged when it matters, but she's extremely reliable.] Ruan Yuanyuan transmigrates into a melodramatic romance novel dressed up as a cultivation story. She becomes the hapless supporting character who takes blades and sw 92Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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   This book, a recent gem I discovered, is absolutely hilarious! The female lead transmigrates into the body of a wronged supporting character who's forced to follow the plot, constantly shielding her from harm and taking the blame. She pulls off a whole bunch of outrageous things, and her sharp tongue is deadly. I almost died laughing while reading it late at night. It also has some really funny emoticons—so quirky and vivid! I love it!

10. 460 玄EN Fantasy: My Sudden Enlightenment of the Chaos Physique 玄幻，我顿悟了混沌体 Ye Dadao叶大刀Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Xiao Yun's System has only one function: epiphany! Ordinary constitution? Have an epiphany and gain the Chaos Body! Cultivation technique too difficult? Have an epiphany and reach perfection! Divine ability too difficult? Have an epiphany and reach perfection! There's nothing an epiphany can't solve. And if there is, then have an epiphany ten times, a hundred times... 64.3kReads9.1Score8.1kShelves
11. 461 别 While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Mine: Unrivaled in the Universe 别人修仙，我挖矿，无敌寰宇 The Finger in the Mouth嘴里的手指Eastern Fantasy406k WordsOngoing Mo Chuan, a bona fide miner of the modern age. An accident struck underground, and he immediately lost consciousness. When he woke again, he found himself lying in a bed. Stranger still, he was clutching the pickaxe he'd used for mining. “My lord, my lord, the young master is awake!” Just then, Mo Chuan felt an excruciating headache as a flood of memories surged into his mind. His head was throbbing, but he quickly realized that not only was he safe and sound, he had also transmigrated. This was —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 462 修 The Joke King of the Cultivation World 修仙界的笑话大王 Xiao Ming Loves His Homemade Vegetarian Duck爱吃自家素鸭的肖鸣Eastern Fantasy328k WordsOngoing This book is completely uneventful and not at all exciting. It has no plot and is as bland as can be. Enter at your own risk. Be careful, be careful, be careful. I’ll say it again: be careful. Most of the chapters are basically unremarkable cultivation content mixed with unfunny jokes. That’s it. Whether I can write a million words depends on what the fans think. The King of Jokes transmigrates to the cultivation world by accident and awakens an immortality System. While others grow old and frai 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The King of Jokes is cultivating immortality; every chapter is full of jokes, it's hilarious... Don't be fooled by the fact that I'm currently reading it, it's a new book, I guarantee you'll be satisfied after reading it.

13. 463 大 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦：神榜现世，苟不住的我被曝光了 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 35.8kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves

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    Wang Xuan patted his chest and declared. In his past life, he'd often heard the saying, "Young Master Zhao will pay for everything," and he'd always envied such extravagant spending. Now, he could finally be just as extravagant himself!

14. 464 都 We’ve All Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Are You Still Exploiting Me, You Shameless Jerk? 都穿书了，你个不要脸的还压榨我 Qing Mubai卿慕白Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book] [Beloved by All] [Hilarious] [Unhinged] Su Ning transmigrates into a novel about a lovesick simp, becoming the junior sister everyone bullies, the one even dogs kick when they see her. On her very first day in the book, she pulls down her fourth senior brother's underwear. She silently helps him pull it back up. "Senior Brother, your legs are pretty pale. Where'd you get those prosthetics?" Life in the sect is rough. Everyone dislikes her and takes advantage of her 5kReads8.7Score651Shelves

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    Every single one is great.

15. 465 人 There's a Living Immortal in This World 人间有个活神仙 One Tu Huoxiang一土霍香Urban71k WordsOngoing (Lighthearted comedy) + (Everyday life woven into the main plot) + (Urban cultivation) + (Too many elements) [Not a power fantasy] + [No harem] + [No System] + [Not mindless] + [No formulaic tropes] + [Not invincible]. Read at your own risk if any of that bothers you. Xiaoyu: I'm the real protagonist. I can't even control a single Tu Huoxiang! I said it! Wang Haoran kicked him away and erased that line. “Just pretend you didn't see that.” A humble college guy's path to redemption, and the hilari —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The college student protagonist is a godlike figure, even his battles are hilarious. No way, didn't your advisor teach that?

16. 466 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.4kReads—Score217Shelves

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    A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He's a master of rhetoric, unmatched in his verbal prowess. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Shy]

17. 467 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
18. 468 风 Fang Dabao’s Unrivaled Path to Immortality 风流方大宝的无敌修仙路 Dancing Ink Between Blue Clouds墨舞青云间Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The Invincible Path to Immortality of the Flirtatious Fang Dabao: I originally picked this incredibly cheesy title at random, but it turns out I can’t change it. The Deer and the Cauldron: A Cultivation Version: I picked this one at random too, and it doesn’t really draw readers. Just so you know, this novel has absolutely nothing to do with Jin Yong’s The Deer and the Cauldron. Aside from the male lead’s birthplace and name being somewhat similar, the reason I used this title is that I’m an idi 70Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    I've only read 100,000 words, but so far every chapter has been hilarious 🤪 Every chapter is unexpected, it's definitely a plot-driven story!!

19. 469 重 Reborn, I Soared to Success with My Little Sidekick 重生后，被小跟班带飞 Ningni柠妮Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [A reserved heroine who seems quiet by comparison ✖️ a confident, lively hero who's a master of arguing] A hilarious, sweet cultivation romance about a love that spans past and present lives! In her previous life, Ye Moli misjudged people and did all the work so others could reap the rewards. Her own foolishness got her killed. In this life, Ye Moli only wants to cultivate and save her pitiful little sidekick! Why has her little sidekick become such a genius? If he stays up all night reading boo 4.9kReads9.3Score598Shelves

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    This is hilarious, especially the subordinates of the righteous and demonic cultivators. Seriously, I thought they would be serious or even pedantic, but some of them are so stupid that they're kind of cute! And the male lead's mouth is absolutely amazing!

20. 470 疯 After the Mad Demon Lord Read My Mind, My Delicate Persona Crumbled 疯批魔君读心后，我柔弱人设崩了 Tweet Tweet Blows Bubbles啾啾吹泡泡Ancient Romance178k WordsOngoing A sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, unhinged young Demon Lord and a silly, cunning little fox [Only One Another + Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Equally Matched] Song Zhexia transmigrates into a book, landing in a ridiculous cultivation novel about a live-in son-in-law as the male lead’s wicked fiancée. In the original story, Song Zhexia deals the male lead, Wei Jinyou, a devastating blow near the end, sending him spiraling into darkness and turning him into a m 161Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious! [Thumbs up]

21. 471 道 The Dao Ancestor Faces a Crisis in the Heavenly Realm, Then Lands on Mount Bachu 道祖天界遇难关，转头穿到八楚山 Jin Yinzhu金银竹8k WordsCompleted The Dao Ancestor faces a crisis in the Heavenly Realm, then turns around and transmigrates to Bachu Mountain. 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Dao Ancestor, time travel, haha!

22. 472 我 I Turned My Superstitious Father into the Chief Councilor 我把神棍老爹卷成首辅 Beyond the Mountain山的那边Historical1.7M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + imperial examinations + daily life + farming + court politics later on] Father and son join forces to build a Ming dynasty on which the sun never sets. Yan Xun transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and discovers that his father can do everything except study. His dad has so many secret identities, like an onion with layer after layer to peel back. Huh! If I push Dad hard enough to make him Grand Secretary, can I become a Junior Grand Secretary? The filial son Yan Xun sells everythin 22.8kReads9.5Score2.7kShelves

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    [Making a face] Tomato Ceiling - I'm not qualified to comment, please enjoy it yourself.

23. 473 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 836Reads7.4Score110Shelves

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    A hilarious cultivation story, you'll laugh from beginning to end. The female lead swaps bodies with the Demon Lord and goes on and on with all sorts of crazy antics; it'll have you laughing your head off.

24. 474 五 Idle Immortals of the Five Domains 五域闲仙录 Young Master Chen公子尘Eastern Fantasy145k WordsOngoing Ensemble comedy + Everyday business management + Humor Zhao Chengyi transmigrates to the cultivation world as a "bankrupt son of a talisman-making family." The ancestral Green Bamboo Talisman Shop he inherits is in such a sorry state that its shelves are empty, and it owes the Li Family Spirit Rice Shop thirty-five low-grade spirit stones. Just as he is lamenting his plight, he unexpectedly activates the Strongest Businessman System and finds an unconventional way to survive in the brutal cultiv —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Transmigrating to the cultivation world as a "bankrupt rich second-generation," his ancestral talisman shop is on the verge of collapse, and he's drowning in debt! The protagonist activates the "Strongest Merchant System," and instead of playing the victim, he becomes a shrewd businessman. He sells talismans to make money, pays off his debts, and runs his business. Since cultivation doesn't work, he becomes a shrewd merchant. Watch his hilarious comeback in the cruel immortal world—it's so interesting!

25. 475 帝 The Emperor's Beloved: The Demonically Beautiful Mother Who Tamed the Nine Heavens 帝尊娇宠：妖孽娘亲镇九天 Misty Rain and Blossoms烟雨芳华Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of this novel, Schemes of a Flourishing Age, starring Tan Yanyan and Lan Bo, will premiere on the Red Fruit app at 12:05:00 a.m. on March 1! Chu Qianli, a retired powerhouse from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrates into the notorious, useless legitimate daughter of the Chancellor's household. Her fiancé and younger sister conspire to frame her, ruining her looks, accusing her of sleeping with another man, and destroying her reputation. Chu Qianli gives a cold 1.9kReads9.3Score361Shelves

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    Hilarious from beginning to end

26. 476 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score207.7kShelves
27. 477 修 There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Eastern Fantasy903k WordsCompleted (Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon- 678Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cultivating immortality, taming beasts, and controlling ghosts

28. 478 证 Proving My Way to Emperorhood: Cultivating Power by Farming the Immortal Realm 证道大帝，从修仙界圈修为开始 I'll Write Web Novels to Support You我写网文养你啊Eastern Fantasy115k WordsOngoing [Livestream]+ [Comedic antics]+ [Cultivation]+ [Tycoon]+ [System]+ [Unexpected contrast]+ [Pure exhilaration] If you’re not having fun, come beat me up! A 21st-century livestreamer known for his outrageous antics accidentally transmigrates to a cultivation world, where he must lead a group of cultivators in defending against another realm! There’s no way he can survive this. Forget it, he’ll just give up... But livestreaming his antics earns him tips that boost his cultivation, along with random —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These books are all incredibly funny and hilarious.

29. 479 长 Immortal and Undying, the Lord of the Sacred Dynasty Invites Me Down the Mountain 长生不死，圣朝之主请我出山 A Bleak Place in the Mortal World人间萧瑟处Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing The mortal world is vast. How could a hundred years be enough to see it all? In his previous life, Gu Changge had worked hard for half his life. Just as his career was beginning to bear fruit, he died with regrets. Given another chance at life, all he wanted was to see the flowers bloom and wither across the world, and devote himself to the Dao in pursuit of immortality. Who could have guessed that, when he looked back, everything he had done without a second thought would already have come to f 67.3kReads8.4Score6.1kShelves
30. 480 别EN You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦，你直接速通高武？ Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 142.9kReads9.1Score10.8kShelves

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    A must-see for intense stress relief

31. 481 都 I'm a Spider Now. Is It Really So Wrong to Set Up a Honey Trap? 都成蜘蛛了，玩个仙人跳合理吧？ Superpower Jitata超能吉塔塔Eastern Fantasy428k WordsOngoing [Monster cultivation + no simping + play the pig to eat the tiger + lighthearted comedy + a touch of harem + multiple heroines] This book is also known as: Monster Cultivation: Starting with a Backstab Against an Immortal Maiden Qu Yiren transmigrated into a spider demon, only to suffer the further misfortune of being born male. His mother favored girls over boys, his elder sister was a lunatic with a rebellious streak, and his four younger sisters were still crying to be fed. Then there were hi 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    That's the book I'm talking about! [Shy][shy][shy][shy]

32. 482 修 Cultivation: I Told You to Raise Insects, Not Bloodwinged Mosquitoes 修仙：让你养虫，你养血翅黑蚊 Infinite Duplicate Names无限重名Eastern Fantasy219k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Fast-Paced] From the start, he wakes up under a bed in the Yihong Courtyard and awakens the [Super God-Tier Intelligence System]. [It provides unlimited cultivation-world intelligence every day.] [The guy on the bed accidentally acquired the Blood-Winged Mosquito, the young form of the Mosquito Taoist. He’s in post-orgasm bliss right now, completely off guard.] [Another transmigrator is about to arrive and steal the Blood-Winged Mosquito. Defeat him to obtain his System, 42Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The laughter that lasted from the foot of the bed to the head of the bed was ineffective.

33. 483 我 My Senior Brother Is Showing Off Again 我大师兄又又装逼了 Want to Ask欲问Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted In this world of immortals, where the strong prey on the weak, Li Daoran refuses to follow the usual path. He's handsome, with a face made for the leading role! And he's unbelievably lucky: magical treasures fall into his hands as he walks, and he stumbles upon fortuitous encounters wherever he goes! Every word he speaks becomes a work of genius, and he becomes a sage on the spot! “Senior Brother is the most handsome man I've ever seen!” says Yu Mian, the greatest beauty and most talented woman 427Reads8.0Score—Shelves
34. 484 怎 Why Does the Entire Cultivation World Say I’m the Villain? 怎么全修仙界都说我是反派 Tomorrow I'll Slack Off明天摸鱼Fantastical Romance472k WordsOngoing [No romance + transmigration + powerful female lead + ensemble cast + lighthearted comedy + a strong female lead who grows over time] Jiang Xin did go on to kill a lot of people. But she always thought she was a good person. A remarkably good person, in fact. If someone by the roadside was about to die, she'd save them if she could. If a friend got into trouble, she'd really risk her life for them. As for the people she killed, well, they all had it coming. Before any of that happened, Jiang Xin 439Reads—Score120Shelves

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    Tired of serious cultivation novels? Give this one a try. While others transmigrate to cultivate, find a master, and seek the Great Dao, the female protagonist's first priority is to scam a meal. She passively recruits teammates and gains opportunities along the way, inexplicably becoming a fearsome villain in the cultivation world. The righteous sects frantically speculate about her schemes, but the female protagonist simply says: "I'm just passing by, don't overthink it."

35. 485 你 Why Mess with Him? All His Masters Are Big Shots 你惹他干嘛，他师傅全是大佬 Beacon Smoke狼烟Urban7.6M WordsOngoing [Based on the original novel behind the animated drama with hundreds of millions of views, The SSS Heavenly Decree: To See the King Is to See the Decree] [Decisive and ruthless + Invincible protagonist + Senior martial sisters + Passionate action] Five years ago, his parents were burned to death in a fire, and his master carried him up the mountain like a dying dog. Five years later, Xiao Han has mastered the teachings of his seven masters and surpassed them. He will take revenge, break off his 22.5kReads9.0Score944Shelves
36. 486 科 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 Tomato, You Little Salad番茄你个小沙拉Eastern Fantasy836k WordsCompleted [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 179Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Watch it alone, or you'll laugh yourself to death.

37. 487 天 A Catastrophic Start: I’m Forced to Marry a Lame, Mad King 天崩开局，我被迫嫁给瘸腿癫王 Who Says Immortality Must Be Lonely?谁说长生需寂寞Ancient Romance806k WordsOngoing [One-on-one, both with no past relationships: the woman transmigrates into a book, pretending to be a vixen but really just a laid-back slacker; the man is reborn, pretending to be a madman but secretly a true romantic. They spar and fall in love, flirt to the extreme, enjoy endless sweet indulgence, and clash over court politics.] No bitter drama, just sweet, over-the-top romance. Their clashes are mostly battles of wits. Su Xu accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes a cannon-fodder 863Reads9.3Score131Shelves

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    The political intrigue is so meticulously crafted it could be used as a textbook example, while the comedic elements are so silly they're a source of pure joy.

38. 488 李 Li Dakai’s Record of Cultivation 李大开修仙记 Li Dakai李大开Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted [Mortal Cultivator Style, No System, Decisive and Ruthless, Not Mindless, Funny] I, Li Dakai, began cultivating immortality at the age of fifty. A slow-burn cultivation fantasy with a satisfying payoff. The story unfolds gradually, with every turn grounded in reason! Fellow cultivators, please don’t be put off by the title. New chapters every day at exactly 5:10 p.m.! 27.7kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves

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    1. Have you ever seen a 59-year-old start their cultivation journey? 2. A Great Luo Immortal was kicked down to the mortal realm, losing everything from fortune telling to gambling on stones. 3. The cultivation path of the madman Lu Chuan! 4. Humorous daily life, the king of the survival path! 5. A phoenix landed among a flock of crows? 6. In the cultivation world, he actually started engaging in PUA!

39. 489 这 This Holy Son Is Way Too Cautious 这个圣子太稳健啦 Fat Cat in the Deep Alley深巷肥猫Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing [Reborn + Satisfying power fantasy + Daily life + Cunning protagonist + Lighthearted + Subverts expectations] “This is paradise for the strong and a graveyard for the weak.” Su Huai, a burned-out office worker, wakes up to discover he has transmigrated to the Immortal Domain, a place where the strong prey on the weak and danger lurks everywhere. After seven chaotic lives ending in tragic deaths and fresh starts, with no favor from the System, he finally uses the experience of his previous lives 17kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
40. 490 人 Writing a Diary in the Jie Sect, Tongtian Gets Played for a Fool 人在截教写日记，通天被玩坏了 Rampaging Portuguese Egg Tart暴走的葡式蛋挞Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted Ying Yuan woke up one day to find that he had transmigrated to Mount Kunlun in the Primordial World. He had become an evil dragon, formed from the power of wickedness at the dawn of creation. As an innate evil dragon, he was steeped in wickedness and burdened by karma. The Human Religion refused to take him in, the Chan Sect despised him and called for his death, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas wanted nothing to do with him. With no other choice, he joined the Jie Sect as an outer sect disc 76.3kReads9.2Score8.2kShelves

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    Fantasy cultivation, right?

41. 491 都 The Urban Rogue Immortal 都市无赖神仙 Heading North向北Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [A Guide to Finding New Jobs for Laid-Off Heavenly Court Immortals] He had once been a stubborn stone used as a footrest beneath the Eight Trigrams Furnace of the Supreme Lord Lao. After five thousand years of being roasted by the furnace’s divine flames, he took human form, then spent over three thousand years cultivating in the Heavenly Court before finally joining the ranks of the immortals. He was the most carefree rascal in the Ninth Heaven, yet countless female immortals accused him of har 17.9kReads9.2Score2kShelves
42. 492 吞 Devouring Immortals 吞仙 I Want to Make My First Million我要赚个小目标Eastern Fantasy5.2M WordsCompleted Terminally ill, Chen Chang’an jumps from the hospital rooftop so he won’t burden his parents, then transmigrates and is reborn in another world. He awakens the Heart of Taotie, gains the immortal artifact Eternal Divine Furnace, and masters the Taotie Heaven-Swallowing Art. He defies fate, devours the sky and earth, plunders all things for his own use, and grows stronger. Your cultivation is higher than mine? I’ll devour you! You have more magical treasures than I do? I’ll devour you! Your fathe 1kReads7.0Score124Shelves
43. 493 炎 Yan Clan 炎族 The Living Third Brother活着的老三Eastern Fantasy793k WordsCompleted In a vast universe lies an unremarkable dead zone, home to a group of advanced humans. They have no idea of their former glory or where they came from, and simply live on in a daze. The Yan Clan, once rulers of an entire domain, no longer even know how to forge life tokens. They have no idea that the threat of their clan’s extinction is drawing near... 5Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    Urban cultivation, pure enjoyment, lighthearted and humorous.

44. 494 自 After Five Hundred Years Bound in a Forbidden Land, You Cry When I Become a Rogue Cultivator 自缚禁地五百年，我当散修你哭啥 Carrot-Flavored Mint Candy萝卜味薄荷糖Eastern Fantasy5.3M WordsOngoing [Published] [Immortal Cultivation + Traditional Fantasy + Invincible + No System + Unrelentingly Satisfying + Decisive and Ruthless + Rogue Cultivator] Five hundred years ago, Gu Xiu bound himself to a forbidden sect ground for five hundred years, offering himself as a source of fortune for the sect. Returning at last, he should have been welcomed home in glory. But the world had changed beyond recognition in those five hundred years. His master abandoned him, his senior sisters despised him, an 131.9kReads7.9Score13kShelves
45. 495 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Drives the Entire Cultivation World Crazy 沙雕师妹卷疯整个修仙界 Guest Beneath the Ink墨下客Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Wacky Comedy + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Face-Slapping + Ensemble Cast] Jun Xiaoqi accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation novel as its unhinged, villainous heroine. The original owner was so desperate to suck up to the male lead that she willingly became a servant at Tianling Sect for three years, making her a laughingstock throughout the cultivation world. To become an inner disciple, the original owner took a Soul-Devouring Pill and went berserk during the re 14.6kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves

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    A cultivation novel that will make you laugh from beginning to end. The writing is humorous, the plot is full of twists and turns, and the female leads, such as Feng Xi, Ye Linglong, and Xia Yunyan, are all very unique.

46. 496 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 118.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves
47. 497 老 The Heavens Say a Goddess and Savior Doesn't Have to Be Normal 老天说做神女救世主没必要太正常 Jiang Shijing将十景Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [There are couples! A comedic story with angst woven into the main plot and a touch of ensemble cast. Please don't reject romance of any orientation. Most importantly: no ship-bashing! If that's not for you, please don't open this story.] Ruan Wei, a university student of religious studies, dies suddenly of a heart attack after getting furious at her advisor for refusing to approve her leave request. After death, she transmigrates into a melodramatic cultivation novel written by her cousin, beco 6.6kReads9.2Score893Shelves

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    Princess, please read this book! It's hilarious! It's full of jokes from beginning to end. It's an ensemble piece where every character is very unique. The female lead has a pure and innocent appearance but a cunning and ruthless heart. The interactions between the fellow disciples are especially funny.

48. 498 抹 After Slitting the Villain's Throat, I Became Everyone's Moonlight 抹了反派脖子后，我成白月光了 Nan Xi Zi南肸子Fantastical Romance253k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast | Healing | Devoted couple | Happy ending] Yu Li is a martial arts champion who accidentally transmigrates to the world of cultivation. System: The Host can only return to their original world once the villain quest reaches 100%. Yu Li: Got it. Speedrun, right? The next second, Yu Li swings her blade and slices Yu Chen’s throat! System: I meant that you should win him over! With love! Make him change! Yu Li: (flutters her eyelashes) Yu Chen: Why does my neck feel kind of cold? Yu 381Reads—Score105Shelves

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    A female protagonist who is a martial arts expert transmigrates into a book. The original owner of the body committed many evil deeds. As soon as she woke up, she almost killed the future demon lord villain with a single blow, and her favorability rating was immediately locked at hundreds of thousands of negative points. The female protagonist bites the bullet and tries to redeem him. She stubbornly criticizes the villain, but he slowly falls for her and becomes extremely addicted.

49. 499 搞 A Hilarious Transmigration: Dad, Our Whole Family Has Been Transmigrated to Pieces! 搞笑穿越：爹，咱家都被穿烂了！ Youxuanyu幽玄宇Ancient Romance139k WordsOngoing [Comedy + transmigration + adorable pets + System] The protagonist transmigrates to the cultivation world, only to discover that all his ancestors were transmigrators too. At last he gets a System, but he can't use it until he pays off his past life's overdue credit card bill. If he fails to pay within three days, he'll bleed from all seven orifices and die. Faced with a disastrous start, how will the protagonist survive? His arranged-marriage partner turns out to be in love with his older siste —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book perfectly matches your requirements. It's a hilarious new book where the female protagonist's ancestors were all time travelers. She also has a system that requires paying off a credit card before it can be used. I recommend checking it out; the whole plot is very witty!

50. 500 尖 The Sharp-Tongued Demon Lord Is Actually My Beautiful Senior Sister 尖酸魔尊居然是我美人大师姐 Lian Tianbi潋天碧Ancient Romance302k WordsOngoing PS: An ensemble cast, with a goofy, universally adored heroine, male rivalry, regretful exes trying to win her back, and online dating in the cultivation world. Lin Han, a die-hard beauty enthusiast, transmigrates into the body of a wicked second-generation immortal who has committed every evil imaginable. She saves Luo Shijing, her favorite tragic beauty from the novel, just in time, but never expects him to have been reborn. At first, Luo Shijing watches the wicked woman put on an act and find 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    There were so many funny moments, and the jokes felt really natural.

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