The Original Story Wants Me Dead, So I Rewrite My Fate with Unhinged Fiction

Name: The Original Story Wants Me Dead, So I Rewrite My Fate with Unhinged Fiction
Author: Mighty Little Flat-Chested One

原著杀我，我怒走发疯文学改命

by Mighty Little Flat-Chested One (威猛小平胸)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 373k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Not a wish-fulfillment power fantasy. The heroine transmigrates into a book, and the original story remains highly relevant. There is one male lead and plenty of romantic scenes. The overall tone is light and goofy. The heroine goes wild over little things and gets downright unhinged when it matters, but she's extremely reliable.]

Ruan Yuanyuan transmigrates into a melodramatic romance novel dressed up as a cultivation story. She becomes the hapless supporting character who takes blades and swords for the heroine and gets stuck holding the bag. In the end, after turning evil, she is chopped up by the male lead and fed to the pigs, dying a gruesome death.

From the start, she is supposed to take a sword for someone. Ruan Yuanyuan dodges like a snake, but still takes a sword straight to the chest.

What? She has to follow the plot!? Or she'll be struck dead by lightning!?

Ruan Yuanyuan angrily raises her middle finger: (`Δ´)┌П┐

To change her tragic ending, she embraces unhinged behavior. When faced with a choice between becoming more beautiful or more powerful, she chooses to become a total freak!

As Ruan Yuanyuan's endless outrageous antics rock their world, more and more characters from the book awaken to their own identities.

The original heroine: “Yuanyuan, they all say they love me.”

Ruan Yuanyuan: “Yaoyao, when a man says he'll support you, watch out. He might mean his leftovers.”

The lovestruck admirer: “Sis Yuan, I heard I'm destined to be cannon fodder?”

Ruan Yuanyuan: “It's okay. If all else fails, I'll sit by the roadside and sigh with you.”

The Clam Lord: “Waaah, my master was killed by the Heavenly Dao!”

Ruan Yuanyuan: “It's not easy to come back from the dead. Do your best to stay alive. There's a new setback every day, after all.”

A certain powerful figure who has come back from the dead: “I know you mean well, but please don't.”

(P.S. For anyone who finds the early chapters frustrating, things should improve after the first twenty or so. If you can't stick it out, feel free to drop the book. Maybe we'll meet again someday.)

Stats

175Chapters

92Reads · 30 days

113.7kReads · all time

9.2Score

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Here are some brief answers to everyone's questions: 1. There is a male lead, Ye Shen (also known as Shen Zhu, Xiao Fen, or Gou Shen) has a lot of screen time, and the male and female leads grow together (although the male lead is already at the top, he was once a simple dragon). 2. It has the background of the original work, with major foreshadowing.
112 likes3y ago
The content is hilarious, no bad parts, I laughed so hard I woke up in the middle of the night! Author, please update soon!!! Your book will definitely have a million readers!!! It's really super good 😄
30 likes3y ago
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23 likes3y ago
The article is humorous and incredibly entertaining, go for it!
19 likes3y ago
The writing style is hilarious, it's incredibly good, you absolutely have to follow it to the end! Fellow readers, please don't force me, I'm begging you! Go for it! Please, everyone, don't push me too far!!! Don't force me to kneel down and beg you to look!!! 🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢[Heavy punch]
16 likes3y ago
Well, this book is more of a comedy 😂. Although it's not finished yet, I read it again, and chapter 18 really broke my heart 🥺 for the female lead, especially that line "My enemy is this world"—I couldn't hold back anymore and burst into tears 😢. But the later chapters are better, with lots of cute emoticons (I secretly stole a few). I hope the author keeps updating! 😘
15 likes3y ago
This is so different from the last one! The author's writing is amazing! I've already bookmarked all of them and I'm completely immersed in the story. I'll definitely read it to the end to see how Yuan Yuan defies fate! 😆 Yuan Yuan is so cute and mischievous! 💕 I hope to see Yuan Yuan's action scenes 💕
15 likes3y ago
This book is absolutely fantastic! I'm so glad I didn't miss it because of the reviews. I really love both the original female lead and the main female lead's personalities. The author's writing is excellent, and I'm sure the book will get a high rating in the future. I'm reserving this spot to mark my progress; it's currently rated 6.9. 🤭🤭
14 likes3y ago
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