I Was Laughing So Hard My Stomach Hurt While Lying in Bed at Midnight 笑死我了,要半夜躺床上笑的肚子疼的书
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The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门:祖师爷是个大忽悠
(A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca
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Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80,从大院祸害到国士无双
The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel
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Quick Transmigration: Winning While Pampered by the Villain Again 快穿:又在反派偏宠下躺赢
[Over-the-top wife-protector X frail, alluring beauty who knows how to reel them in] [Female-lead-focused, one-on-one romance, both leads’ first love, unconventional sweet romance] [Warning!!! The plot of every story exists only to serve the setup. If the male lead is set up as a villain, he will do bad things. Please don’t judge the story by real-world morality. You can think of all the worlds as data created to serve the male and female leads. Once the female lead completes her mission, the wo
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Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子,靠收破烂成亿万富豪
A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared
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Waiting for Your Heart to Flutter 在等你心动
Shen Shiyu comes from a good family, gets good grades, and is good-looking. He's a model student through and through. Tong Yang thought he was an untouchable beauty on a snowy peak, but it turns out he's a hopeless romantic. Tong Yang is fair-skinned and beautiful, with long legs. Shen Shiyu thought she was a cool, fairy-like beauty, but it turns out she's a total comedian. Shen Shiyu racks his brains trying to make her his. After they get together, Tong Yang isn't satisfied that Shen Shiyu stay
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Xiaotian Dog: Master, I Defied Your Orders Again 哮天犬:主人,我又抗旨了
He transmigrates into the Howling Celestial Dog? Starting with wreaking havoc in Journey to the West, everyone else is busy slaying demons, while the Howling Celestial Dog is busy building a harem. “Rules? I'm the one who makes the rules!” [Ding! You've defied the Heavenly Dao's laws and broken free of the Three Realms' constraints!] From then on, the Three Realms have one more lawless dog. Lady Nuwa: “Did that dog peep at me while I was bathing?” Chang'e: “He says he wants to elope with me?” Th
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- 307 EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬,那我只能开挂了 The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 124.3kReads9.4Score12.3kShelves
- 308 Journey to the West: Jailbreak, Refusing the Pilgrimage and Crushing the Gods 西游越狱:拒绝取经打爆满天神佛 Journey to the West Jailbreak: Sun Wukong! Refuses the pilgrimage and smashes the gods and Buddhas across the heavens. On the very first day Sun Wukong leapt from a stone, he awakened the [Primordial Jailbreak System]. He refuses to take a master, refuses to wreak havoc in Heaven, and refuses to go on the pilgrimage. Instead, he locks every god, Buddha, demon, and monster in the System prison, gaining cultivation, techniques, and magical treasures as he fights his way from prisoner to supreme ru 246Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记
[Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path.
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Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂,成了暴君白月光
[Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A
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Taming Beasts Starts with a Breakup 御兽从分手开始
[Scientific Beast Taming + Absurd Daily Life + Not Very Serious + Swaggering Like the Wind + Neither Saintly Nor Dark + Lighthearted and Passionate + The Perfect Cure for Boredom + Ridiculous] [Also known as: “Beast Taming Starts with a Dog's Bark,” “If You Don't Like It, Don't Bark,” “I Slay Dragons with My Poop,” “My Bro Is the Rat-Sucking Overlord,” “This Protagonist Is a Maniac”…] “Li Que, I think we should break up.” “Why?” “Because we're not right for each other!” “What are you barking ab
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- 312 Honor of Kings: Other Coaches Use Their Brains, You Risk Your Life 王者:别人教练费脑,你费命 [KPL Esports + System + Coaching + Hilarious Shenanigans (The Main Attraction!)] During the summer split, 19-year-old Wolves data analyst Mo Wen was thrust into the head coach position after head coach Li Luo resigned following a complete mental breakdown, while former coach Lao Lin was still serving a suspension. Mo Wen had prepared himself to take the blame, but just before the match, he bonded with the God-Tier Torture System and started doing whatever he wanted. One outrageously bizarre stra 7.6kReads9.4Score651Shelves
- 313 I Didn't Get into College, So I Had No Choice but to Slay the Gods 没考上大学的我,只好选择屠神了 [Comedy + Hot-Blooded Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + System + Demonic Beasts + Ruthless Protagonist] Chu Yunxuan scanned the QR code on a winning card from a packet of instant noodles and transmigrated to Blue Star, where everyone could awaken their powers and demonic beasts ran rampant. Here, the demon race had twelve Demon God Halls, each led by a Demon God powerful enough to reach the heavens with a raised hand. The eight Demon Realms were ruled by eight Demon Gods, each dominating 22.9kReads8.5Score2.5kShelves
- 314 Ultraman: My Foolish Little Brother 奥特:我那愚蠢的欧豆豆 I'm Saiya, the undisputed boss of the universe. Who wouldn't call me Big Sis, except for that bunch of stupid Light Brawlers? They just keep chasing after me, treating me like some poor little thing. Hmph! I earned my reputation with my fists. Every universe has heard of me. Ask around and find out who's in charge. Especially you, you little brat with the headband! What do you mean, little sister? I'm your big sister, Saiya! Zero: ??? What am I supposed to do when I can't beat my twin little sis 7.8kReads9.3Score446Shelves
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A Man's Unusual Life as a Woman 男穿女的别样人生
Xia Hongyang, a modern martial arts instructor, got drunk and transmigrated into the body of Xia Hong, a woman with the same surname but a different name. The tragic part was that he had ended up in a beautiful woman's body. Even more absurdly, he transmigrated right onto a bridal bed on her wedding night. Frustrated and lost, he had no idea what to do. He tried to fight fate, but reality got the better of him. In the end, he could only give in and accept his circumstances, settling down to live
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- 316 Tang Dynasty Supermarket: From the Start, Spicy Latiao Makes Li Shimin Cry 大唐超市:开局辣条辣哭李世民 In the seventh year of the Zhenguan era, there was a shop in Chang'an called the Great Tang Supermarket. It was packed with people, and its doors were always busy with countless nobles and officials coming and going. There was Li Shimin, who burst into tears after eating a spicy snack; Cheng Yaojin, who cracked his head open trying to get a packet of hot pot base; and Princess Changle, who couldn’t sleep all night over a face mask. Every new product brought out a fresh craze, and the shopkeeper 17.9kReads8.4Score1.4kShelves
- 317 A Woman in a Man's Body, and I'm Drop-Dead Gorgeous! 女穿男,我美翻了! Wu Songmei, a modern military doctor, fell asleep from exhaustion after performing an operation for someone in her unit. When she woke up, she discovered that she had transmigrated to the Dayu Dynasty and into the body of Wu Songbai, a young general who had been unconscious on the front lines for three days. She was delighted to have changed from a woman into a man, but she was poisoned with a deadly toxin and badly wounded. Then the little orb in her spatial dimension gave her an antidote and a 544Reads—Score—Shelves
- 318 The Ultimate Counselor System: Saving Fragile College Students 最强辅导员系统,拯救脆皮大学生 [Hilarious + Meme-Filled + Livestreaming + Fragile College Students + Iron-Fisted Counselors + One Heroine!] P.S. If you think this book is to your taste, please leave it a five-star review! Many thanks! Iron-fisted counselors are rare, but fragile college students keep appearing year after year! Whoever said being a college counselor was easy must be an idiot. My life as a counselor is more exciting than an agent's, with me walking the knife's edge on campus! Yang Yu, a rich second-generation h 1.1kReads8.7Score133Shelves
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Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色,我只是想有个家
Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤,全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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- 321 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
- 322 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊:我用美食引蛇出洞 [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 9.9kReads9.4Score869Shelves
- 323 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功 Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 324 My Monster-Hunting Was Exposed, So I Had to Livestream Explanations of Monsters and Ghosts 捉妖被曝光,只好直播科普妖与鬼 [Livestreaming explanations of monsters from authentic ancient Chinese texts + One female lead + Two incredibly powerful protagonists + The Classic of Mountains and Seas + What the Master Does Not Speak Of + All kinds of folk customs, researched in meticulous detail] As the saying goes: I offer the gods fine incense, and they say it isn't good enough. When a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers came down from the sky wearing sunglasses and smoking Huazi cigarettes, the viewers fell silent. Lin Qin 28.3kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves
- 325 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
- 326 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表,你北什么伐呀! “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 43.6kReads8.9Score4.5kShelves
- 327 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 328 A Diamond Company Wants an Ad, but You Film Titanic 钻石公司拍广告,你拍泰坦尼克号 After Chen Xiao transmigrated, he found himself a new hire in his company’s advertising department. His boss told him to shoot a diamond commercial. Chen Xiao had planned to figure out a way to phone it in. But just then, his System activated! Chen Xiao instantly gained master-level directing skills and the complete screenplay for Titanic! The diamond company: We only asked you to make an ad. How did you turn it into the greatest romance film ever?! The Ministry of Culture: We asked you to make 29.1kReads8.7Score2.7kShelves
- 329 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星:先锋大兵的离谱二战 The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves
- 330 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷,卷卷有爷名 [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 48.6kReads9.3Score6.5kShelves
- 331 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 58Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Am Unaware That I Am the Peerless Martial God 玄幻:原来我是绝世武神
Yi Feng transmigrates to a world of cultivation. Unfortunately, he has no hope of becoming an immortal, so he can only remain a mortal and hopes to live a peaceful life. But he has no idea... The dog he took in became a mighty demon king after eating his food. The kitchen knife he casually forged became an unparalleled divine weapon, sparking a fierce scramble among countless powerful figures. The young disciple he took in became an Immortal King after practicing his cultivation technique, usher
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- 333 Five Ha: Eating in the World of the Living, Living in the Underworld 五哈:吃阳间饭,当阴间人 [Lighthearted] + [Ridiculous] + [Outrageous] + [Variety Show] Chu Liang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an overnight sensation with a few emo hit songs. The public sees him as a melancholy, handsome young man. For the fourth season of Five Ha, the production team wants to recruit a punching-bag character. Chu Liang’s personality and fame make him a perfect fit, so they invite him to join as a regular cast member. That’s when Chu Liang awakens the [Outrageous Operations System]. Ass 5.3kReads8.3Score363Shelves
- 334 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
- 335 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综:缺德的我成为了顶流 The short drama adapted from this novel, Dating Show Oddball: The Top-Tier Star Can't Take It Anymore, is now streaming on Tomato! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show. He thought the director had chosen him for his looks, but it turned out to be because he was weird. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # Guests write down their names to be assigned to teams. The female guest blushes and stammers, "Wh 16.6kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves
- 336 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后 Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
- 337 Hogwarts: Somehow, I'm the Only Cultivator 霍格沃兹:居然只有我是修仙者 “Ye Feng! How many times have I told you not to use the Flying Sword spell to fly on your broomstick! And you’re absolutely not allowed to steal Hermione’s wand and use it as a chopstick along with your own wand!” This is the story of a transmigrator who single-handedly turned Hogwarts upside down; the story of Hogwarts' top brass frantically revising the school rules just to keep our protagonist in check; this... should be an interesting story. 16.6kReads9.0Score2kShelves
- 338 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 339 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼:机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰
[Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful
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- 341 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 20Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统
“Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click.
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- 343 Animals Go Extinct: I Build the World's Only Animal City 动物灭绝:我打造全球唯一动物城 This is a world where animals have suffered a mass extinction. There are no tigers, giraffes, elephants, lions, giant pandas, or any of the others left... Xia Jiang transmigrated into the owner of a mechanical zoo, awakened the Zoo System, and began bringing extinct animals back to life! “Director Xia, we'd like to buy a batch of turkeys for Christmas...” said the Americans. “Director Xia, we've just cloned a Yorkshire sow. Could we borrow a mating from your purebred boar?” asked the British. “D 11.1kReads9.3Score902Shelves
- 344 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 299Reads—Score—Shelves
- 345 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 346 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves
- 347 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我,十年后碾压985学霸 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 348 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒:我能刻印一切 [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 269.6kReads9.5Score22.3kShelves
- 349 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 350 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 140.4kReads9.3Score14.2kShelves
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