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  1. 351 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 404Reads6.3Score101Shelves
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  2. 352 I Brought a Fortune to the 1970s and Became the Boss of the Family 带着巨额财产穿七零,成家中一霸 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Period drama + military marriage + pocket dimension + family life On the first day after Lin Xiangnan transmigrates, her family gets into a huge argument over sending someone to the countryside. At first: “So what if I have to go to the countryside? I've got hundreds of millions of supplies in my pocket dimension. How could I possibly fail to get by out there?” After helping her second great-uncle weed his fields for two days: “There's no way I'm going to the countryside. I'm lazy, gluttonous, a 105.4kReads9.3Score8.9kShelves
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  3. 353 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
  4. 354 Showbiz: I Became an Idol to the Middle-Aged and Elderly with Hit Songs 娱乐:我靠神曲成了中老年偶像 Urban457k WordsOngoing [Showbiz]+ [Top Student]+ [Feel-Good]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Nostalgic Viral Hits] Xu Kun transmigrated to a parallel world and awakened the God-Tier Song-Recreation System. But the songs provided by the System left him dumbfounded. “Pray to Buddha,” “Wrong, Wrong, Wrong,” “Wait a Minute”... What kind of internet fossils were these? “Little Apple,” “Love's Transaction,” “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend”... What kind of cheesy dance tracks were these? How could the girls who came to see their idol poss 987Reads7.7Score101Shelves
  5. 355 Reborn as a Little Kid, Taking On a Hundred-Meter Python from the Start 重生小屁孩开局单挑百米巨蟒 Eastern Fantasy506k WordsOngoing [Two male leads (a normal relationship) + System + goofball humor] [Lighthearted and fun so far, with comedy as the focus] A wonderful morning, except it begins with staring into the eyes of a terrifying giant python. In the blink of an eye, nineteen-year-old Liang Le becomes a kindergarten kid. Did he transmigrate? Was he reborn? A “unreliable” System, a foreign world, and the status of an extraordinary orphan whose entire village is dead. He’s adopted by a scruffy middle-aged man. The life sto 108Reads—Score—Shelves
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  6. 356 Ruling the World: I'm the Richest Man in the Cultivation World 镇世:我在修仙界当首富 Xianxia465k WordsOngoing "You shouldn't be too much like Wang Mo!" That's how everyone who knows Wang Mo describes him. Wang Mo transmigrates to the Great Wilderness Realm. Other people cultivate with pills, hard training, and seclusion. He gets ahead by scamming people, making money, and getting struck by lightning. He's so shameless he practically smokes, and even his farts take a detour. Calling him that is practically a compliment. His motto is "win people over with virtue." His catchphrase is "Don't mess with 148Reads—Score—Shelves
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  7. 357 After Losing My Memory, All the Yanderes Claim to Be My Girlfriend? 失忆后,病娇们都说是我女友? Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Amnesia + Yandere + No System + Comedy and Everyday Life] Bad news: I have amnesia. Good news: Someone says she’s my girlfriend. Worse news: More than one person says it, and they’re all yanderes. Su Qing looks at the girls whose eyes are sparkling and can’t help swallowing nervously... The seemingly sweet and adorable little sister: “Don’t turn around, big brother. I’m your girlfriend.” The self-proclaimed childhood friend: “A Qing, don’t you remember? We’re a couple.” The student counc 15.1kReads8.6Score1.9kShelves
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  8. 358 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.4kReads—Score217Shelves
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  9. 359 System: I Flagged Down a Car to Catch a Cheater, but Two Women Opened the Door 系统:拦车打算捉渣男,开门俩女 Urban130k WordsCompleted Lin Fan: Driver, are you going or not? Driver: I'm not going. This is a private car, not a taxi. Lin Fan: I'm going to catch my partner cheating. Driver: Catch them cheating? Let's go, get in. 251Reads—Score—Shelves
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  10. 360 When Earth Was Discovered 当地球被发现 Eastern Fantasy365k WordsOngoing [Fantasy + sci-fi + comedy + one heroine + slow burn + angst + all races] On this day, Earth was finally discovered by aliens. Xu Yang: “It's over, I'm going to die! I haven't lived long enough! Waaaaah...” Wait, I'm still alive... And there are perks?! Impossible! They must be trying to hurt me! Even if I starve to death today, die out there, or jump from here, I, Xu Yang, won't take a single thing from you... Heh, well, I have to admit, this is pretty delicious! 12Reads—Score—Shelves
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  11. 361 Sorry, I’ve Got Cheats 对不起我开挂了 Eastern Fantasy5.0M WordsCompleted “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've obtained the divine artifact, the Golden Cudgel!” “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've obtained ninety million Body-Tempering Pills!” “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've obtained god-tier comprehension!” Ye Qing's soul transmigrated into another world, where he activated the Super Treasure Chest System. He charged forward fearlessly, embarked on a path to invincibility, crushed countless prodigies, and subdued the eternal heavens! The reincarnated Great Sage 2.5kReads8.4Score217Shelves
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  12. 362 The Cat Uncle-Master of the Three Pure Ones 三清座下喵师叔 Ancient Romance166k WordsCompleted The author is too lazy…and doesn't feel like writing a synopsis…(`Δ´)! This is a very naughty cat…very naughty…very naughty…very naughty… 36Reads—Score—Shelves
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  13. 363 Playing Roles for Rewards: Character Skills 娱乐扮演:奖励角色技能 Urban3.2M WordsCompleted Liu Feng was traveling when he landed a bit part in a film. By chance, he triggered the God-Tier Acting System. Whenever he played a role on set, he would gain abilities matching that character in proportion to how closely he fit the part. [Ding! Your compatibility with the role of “Special Forces Soldier” is 30%. You have gained 30% of a special forces soldier’s overall abilities!] [Ding! Your compatibility with the role of “Top Student” is 50%. You have gained 50% of a top student’s learning a 4.2kReads7.9Score357Shelves
  14. 364 Tomb Raiding: I Rewrite the Plot and Laugh Myself Silly 盗墓:改写剧情的我,笑疯了 Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Some Plot Rewrites + Goofy Comedy + Cross-Dressing as a Man + Redemption: The heroine saves the supporting characters, while the main cast and the System save her. All directions. Plot changes early on, then the plot goes completely off the rails later.] Original title: I Laughed Myself Silly While Rewriting the Plot Don't be scared. I'm just a plain old psychopath. Qi Yi binds herself to a System and becomes the Qi family's “adopted son.” Her mission is to save the book's tragic suppo 16.2kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
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  15. 365 Cultivating Immortality, Starting with a Heavenly Spirit Root 从天灵根开始修仙 Eastern Fantasy846k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a beggar? No, I’m a genius alchemist with a Heavenly Spirit Root. Zhou Hao brought his memories of Earth with him when he transmigrated into the cultivation world as a beggar, only to test as a fire-type Heavenly Spirit Root and enter the immortal sect Yunshang Tian. He thought he was starting out with the destined hero’s script, but every pill he concocted came with a little “side effect”: the Clothes-Exploding Bone-Tempering Pill, the Tell-the-Truth Pellet, the Rainbow-Flatter 33Reads5.7Score—Shelves
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  16. 366 I Get Stronger with Every Blind Date: I Have a Dating System 相亲就能变强:我有一个相亲系统 Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Multiple adaptation rights sold, with over twenty versions of the short drama and animated comic released] [All life's joys and sorrows become stories; every laugh and scolding becomes prose] "Mom, I'm this old and still don't have a partner. Aren't you worried? Can you really bear to watch me grow old alone? I'm going back in a couple of days, so hurry up and set me up on blind dates. I want ten of them!" "Hello, matchmaking agency? How many blind dates can I get in a month with a membership? 105.5kReads8.9Score10.3kShelves
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  17. 367 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.4kReads6.7Score247Shelves
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  18. 368 Reborn in My Second Year of High School, My Empress Deskmate Hasn’t Confessed Yet 重生高二,女帝同桌还未表白 Urban273k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Four-Person Team] [Dungeon Challenges] [One Heroine] [Lighthearted Comedy] This book is very funny, but the first dozen or so chapters aren't that good or funny. Please be patient and keep reading; it gets funny around chapters twenty or thirty. The book has a comic-book style, and its main tone is lighthearted comedy. (This is my first time writing, so I hope you'll offer suggestions for improvement ♡=•ㅅ<=)) After being reborn in his second year of high school, Fang Shaobai discovers 169Reads—Score—Shelves
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  19. 369 Global Awakening: My Skills Are a Little Too Unconventional 全球觉醒:我和技能有亿点不正经 Urban215k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + everyday life + no playing fair + outrageously cheeky + doing whatever you want + shameless behavior + playing the suona + you never do anything decent + you really are a menace!] After transmigrating, Ye Shisan found himself in a world where people could awaken divine professions. He was also bound to the Emotional Management Guru System! As long as he behaved outrageously and earned grudge points, he could draw unlimited skills and rewards! But why were all the skills he drew so w 430Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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  20. 370 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴 Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves
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  21. 371 The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记 13k WordsCompleted The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail 574Reads—Score—Shelves
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  22. 372 I Sometimes Help the Host, but I’m Number One at Sabotaging Them 帮宿主偶尔行,坑宿主第一名 Ancient Romance217k WordsOngoing [Tomorrow will definitely be sunny], the System declared with absolute confidence. Then she and a radish spirit watched sunshowers in a cave. [This herb is absolutely a peerless spirit medicine], the System enthusiastically recommended. After she chewed it, she tap-danced for the rest of the afternoon. A typical day dealing with the useless System: The System supervises her studies, and she accidentally becomes a renowned doctor. She takes shelter from the rain in a cave and happens to pick up a 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  23. 373 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Ancient Romance189k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 973Reads—Score110Shelves
  24. 374 I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版,圣地老祖破防了 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps 30.4kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
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  25. 375 After Ten Million Cultivation Simulations, I Am Invincible 修仙模拟千万次,我举世无敌 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Simulation + Invincible + Scheming + Steady power progression] Li Changsheng transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation and becomes a young fisherman. He thought he’d spend his whole life with fish for company, but on his eighteenth birthday, the anti-addiction System is lifted and the Cultivation Simulator System activates! As long as he has enough money, he can run simulations without limit! Only after Li Changsheng has simulated his life tens of millions of times does he realize that t 40.1kReads8.7Score4.6kShelves
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  26. 376 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves
  27. 377 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 941Reads—Score—Shelves
  28. 378 Hilarious Magistrate Hua: Transmigrating to Ancient Times to Open a Brothel 爆笑花县令:穿越古代开青楼 Historical237k WordsOngoing [Funny, lighthearted, transmigration, wish fulfillment, alternate world, history, no System, plenty of beauties, infrastructure-building] The shameless, slick Hua Qianchen transmigrates to ancient times. He has no System and no golden finger, but that doesn’t stop him from pursuing his dream: To become the king of the brothels! He wants to give the beautiful young women a home, and fill their lives with hope and sunshine. With beautiful women at his side, he builds up brothels and stirs up the w 1Reads8.8Score—Shelves
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  29. 379 Showbiz: This Character Isn't That Evil, So Tone Down Your Acting 娱乐:这角没这么坏,你收着点演 Urban885k WordsCompleted A bit-part actor scraping by on a film set unexpectedly obtains the Villainous Film Emperor System. White Hair: “Boss, there aren't any shrimp.” Chang Wei: “I told you to bring some goods. Why is it either windy or raining every time?” Suit-Wearing Thug: “Fighting is fine, just don't mess up my hair.” 18.1kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
  30. 380 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播:修真界变沙雕,关我何事? Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
  31. 381 Tang Dynasty Supermarket: From the Start, Spicy Latiao Makes Li Shimin Cry 大唐超市:开局辣条辣哭李世民 Historical1.3M WordsCompleted In the seventh year of the Zhenguan era, there was a shop in Chang'an called the Great Tang Supermarket. It was packed with people, and its doors were always busy with countless nobles and officials coming and going. There was Li Shimin, who burst into tears after eating a spicy snack; Cheng Yaojin, who cracked his head open trying to get a packet of hot pot base; and Princess Changle, who couldn’t sleep all night over a face mask. Every new product brought out a fresh craze, and the shopkeeper 17.9kReads8.4Score1.4kShelves
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  32. 382 The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精 9k WordsCompleted A Clingy Drunk 11.5kReads—Score—Shelves
  33. 383 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕,敌人都被整疯了! Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 54.9kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves
  34. 384 Bright Sword: One Platoon Wipes Out an Entire Japanese Division 亮剑:你一个排长,全歼鬼子师团 Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Fang Yu transmigrates into the world of Bright Sword and activates the Gear-Drop System! As long as he fights, he can get unlimited gear drops! From the start, he gets a Kar98k and sweeps the battlefield! He talks Li Yunlong into splitting up the troops and operating in small units, then develops his own force independently. Several months later, an unexpected turn of events prompts Li Yunlong to call the whole regiment together! The battalion commanders begin showing off their strength. Fir 55.5kReads9.0Score6.3kShelves
  35. 385 Your Majesty, the Heir Apparent Is Trying to Get Himself Killed Again 报告陛下,世子殿下又在作死了 Historical2.6M WordsCompleted This book is also known as The Great Qian Dynasty's Number One Spendthrift and Rising to Lordship and High Office. Xu An transmigrates to the Great Qian Dynasty and becomes its number one spendthrift. He only wants to lie flat, make a little money, and flirt with pretty girls in his spare time. But people keep taking offense at him and trying to kill him. Fine. If you won't let me live in peace, don't blame me for what comes next! So he ties up a princess, swindles the officials, rebukes foreign 5.6kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves
  36. 386 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 6k WordsCompleted The Happy, Curious Happenings Around Me 27Reads—Score—Shelves
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  37. 387 The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀 Mystery645k WordsOngoing The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri 49Reads—Score—Shelves
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  38. 388 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆 Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 49.5kReads9.6Score6.2kShelves
  39. 389 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差,你让我跟校花领证? Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 40.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
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  40. 390 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 17k WordsCompleted The Three Scoundrels of the Market 4Reads—Score—Shelves
  41. 391 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲,系统急了 Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50.1kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves
  42. 392 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人:开局在火葬场给校花守灵 Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5.1kReads9.0Score343Shelves
  43. 393 Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命! 22k WordsCompleted Fortune-telling is prohibited! 10Reads—Score—Shelves
  44. 394 I'm Just a Mortal, So Why Does Everyone Call Me the Holy Land's Ancestor? 我一凡人,为啥都叫我圣地老祖? Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Fantasy + Misunderstandings + Light System + Subverting Tropes + Funny and Easygoing] My name is Lin Fan, and I’m in a real fix. I have no cultivation, no schemes, and no connections, yet I’ve suddenly been mistaken for the ancestor of a sacred land and saddled with the fate of all humanity. This plot doesn’t seem right! “Just as expected of the Ancestor. None of us can see through your cultivation!” That’s because I don’t have any cultivation at all! “The Ancestor’s brilliant plans have dealt 66.1kReads9.3Score7.8kShelves
  45. 395 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死,没让你整活 Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.6kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves
  46. 396 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走,我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 Historical25k WordsCompleted My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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  47. 397 EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次,我有逃生游戏速通法 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves
  48. 398 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 21.5kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
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  49. 399 EN Junior Brother, Don’t Cultivate Immortality Like That 师弟,别这么修仙 Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsCompleted By a stroke of fate, Lu Changsheng is brought into a sect and becomes the junior disciple of Qingyun Peak. Having seen how brutal the path of cultivation can be, he decides to keep a low profile and hide his true abilities. While his senior brothers cultivate, he sleeps. While his fellow disciples take part in trials, he slacks off. Under countless watchful eyes, he does the same thing day after day for ten years, never wavering in his commitment to being a quiet schemer. Until one day, everyone 59.3kReads9.0Score5.2kShelves
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