Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry #求搞笑到吐血,流泪的小说,
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
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I Just Ascended the Throne, and You’re Pulling a Substitute Bride on Me? 朕刚登基,你跟老子玩替嫁?
I Just Took the Throne, and You Think You Can Pull a Substitute Bride on Me?
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I’m the Crown Prince, and I Rule Alone. You Want Me to Abdicate? 本太子乾纲独断,你叫我禅让?
As Crown Prince, I make all the decisions. And you want me to abdicate?
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I Have a Million-Man Army, and You Think I’ll Take This Insult?! 朕百万大军,能受这委屈?
I command a million troops. You think I’d put up with this?
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I’m a Villain Now, So Isn’t Bullying the Protagonist Only Natural? 本王都反派了,霸凌主角不很正常吗?
I'm already the villain of this capital. Isn't it perfectly normal for me to bully the protagonist?
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How Dare You, Impostor! Pretending to Be the Princess Consort! 大胆伪人!竟敢冒充王妃!
How dare you, fake! You actually have the nerve to impersonate the princess consort!
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The Street Ruffian of the Entertainment Industry, Starts by Speeding with a Robber 内娱街溜子,开局带劫匪狂飙
For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac
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The Company Is 10 Billion in Debt, and My Fiancée Fired Me? 公司负债百亿,未婚妻把我裁员了?
The company is a hundred billion in debt, and my fiancée laid me off?
1.8kReads—Score106Shelves
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I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖,养亿点崽子怎么了
The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover
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The Young Stepmom Is Poor and Crazy, Yet the Capital's Buddhist Prince Kneels to Pamper Her 小后妈又穷又疯,京圈佛子跪地宠
[The short drama "I Transmigrated into a Rich Family and Love Being the Stepmom" is now streaming] [Devoted pairing • unhinged antics + wealthy stepmom + reality show with kids + meme humor + lighthearted comedy + face-slapping] When other people transmigrate into a book, they become the center of everyone’s attention or someone’s beloved ideal. Fang Qingqing, however, became a short-lived, obscure actress who barely appeared in the story. She could have been a wealthy stepmom, with a ten-millio
6.8kReads9.1Score983Shelves
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Transmigrated into a Regret Novel? The Li Family's Legitimate Son Invites Great Chu to Its Doom! 穿进后悔流?李家嫡子请大楚赴死!
Transmigrated into a regret-and-redemption story? The Li family’s legitimate son invites Great Chu to its doom!
438Reads—Score157Shelves
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You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格?京圈千金发癫整顿内娱
[Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a
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From the Start, I Owed Fifty Million, and Even Dogs Called Me a Kid Boss 开局负债五千万,狗都叫声小孩哥
[System] + [Meme-Filled] + [Hilarious and Lighthearted] + [Schoolyard Swagger] + [Livestream] + [Goofy Comedy] + [Sharp Tongue] + [From the Start] + [Urban] Yin Baifei has had nothing go his way, so he’s chosen the most disastrous start imaginable. Even his System is secondhand! Other people get all kinds of welcome gifts when they arrive. The moment Yin Baifei shows up, he’s already 50 million emotion points in debt to the System! Transmigrating into the body of an eight-year-old elementary sch
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Transmigrated as a Female-Focused Novel's Imperial Tutor: Disciple, Your Blade Isn't Fast Enough! 穿成女频帝师,徒儿你刀不够快啊!
Transmigrated into a female-oriented novel as the imperial tutor, only to find my disciple's blade still isn't fast enough!
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Reincarnated as the Simp Male Side Character, But I'm Armed to the Teeth? 穿成舔狗男配,可我是本地刀枪炮啊?
I transmigrated into the role of a male side character who's a simp, but I'm the local knives, guns, and cannons?
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A Business Marriage, My Fiancée Ran Away and Wants Her Sister to Marry Me Instead? 商业联姻,未婚妻逃婚让妹妹替嫁?
A marriage alliance, and his fiancée runs away, leaving her younger sister to take her place?
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I Just Pulled Off a Successful Rebellion, and Now My Fiancée Wants Half the Kingdom? 刚造反成功,未婚妻要分一半江山?
Just after successfully leading a rebellion, his fiancée demands half the realm?
244Reads—Score132Shelves
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How I Was Forced to Become an Awakened One 关于我被迫成为觉醒者那档事
(Urban + comedy + shameless schemer + irreverent + no contrived drama) “Young man, what are your thoughts?” Faced with the inheritance of a Great Emperor, Liu Hanmeng answered sincerely, “I want to go home.” Blue Star changed, and awakened people rose to prominence. All kinds of dangerous opportunities followed one after another. Liu Hanmeng, an ordinary young man with nothing going for him, never wanted to compete for supremacy, but was forced to shoulder the task of saving Blue Star. Worst of
2.2kReads9.0Score177Shelves
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Born a Demon Beast, I Joined the Beast Taming Sect 妖兽出身的我加入了驯兽宗
Wang Jianxiang once thought his life was perfectly ordinary, until one day a ridiculous ball rolled into his life and proclaimed, in a jumble of words, that the world was a "Patchwork Realm" haphazardly glued together from countless fragments. It was absurd enough to make him laugh, yet somehow it fit those strange, indescribable feelings that had always been nagging at him. He joined a sect, and what a bunch they were. A master who lost every last coin whenever he tried fortune-telling or gambl
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Senior Brother, I’m the Most Refined and Easygoing One 师兄我啊,最儒雅随和了
Your Senior Brother here is the most refined and easygoing guy around.
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A Scheming Woman Ran Off Pregnant? What a Lucky Break! 心机女带球跑?还有这好事?
A scheming woman runs off while pregnant? What a lucky break!
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I Transmigrated into a Women’s Romance Novel and Robbed an Urgent Messenger from the Start? 穿进女频,开局劫了八百里加急?
Transmigrated into a novel for female readers, and from the start, I hijacked an urgent courier?
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Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑!我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了
[Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but
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You Want Him to Be a Good Person? He Loves Doing Good Deeds! 要他当好人?最爱做好人好事!
[Power fantasy · flourishing martial fortunes · decisive and ruthless · no female lead] Transmigrating from the start and binding to a Good Deeds System? He has to do good deeds to earn System rewards and raise his martial arts level? No problem! Hao Ren even has “Good Person” in his name, and doing good deeds is what he loves most! A classmate wants to play the pig to eat the tiger, using Hao Ren as a stepping stone to make a spectacular name for himself? Easy! Why pretend? Hao Ren will just be
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Starting with a Demon Possession, I Become a Legendary Demon Hunter 从恶魔附身开始,成为传说猎魔人
“Time’s just about up. Your soul belongs to me now.” “And you say you’re not a demon!” … Yu Jin, who transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly gained the power to make contracts. By fulfilling a contract, Yu Jin can obtain fragments of souls to strengthen himself and forge all things. Determined to keep his body from decaying, Yu Jin sets out on the path to immortality. Evil spirits, witches, vampires, werewolves, colossi, Leviathans, Old Gods… Anyone who stands in his way is reduced to dust.
7.3kReads8.0Score759Shelves
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The Skeleton Lord's Growth Journal 骷髅领主的成长日记
I unexpectedly transmigrated to another world. Others became immortals or Buddhas, while even the less fortunate got to rise from being nobodies. But when Gu Erdan got here, he realized he had nothing to look forward to. Because this guy had become a skeleton soldier! And not just any skeleton soldier, but a low-grade, headless, battle-damaged wreck of one! Life is hard, so the skeleton sighed. Looking at his body, without an ounce of flesh on it, Gu Erdan decided he would show everyone how to m
3.9kReads9.1Score474Shelves
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Online Game: My Health Bar Can Grow 网游,我的血条能成长
Kill a player, and your maximum HP increases by 5. Kill an NPC, and your maximum HP increases by 10. Take down a boss, and your maximum HP gets an extra 100. When Qin Wu finally beat the divine beast Phoenix to death after it had revived nine times in a row, the Phoenix couldn’t understand why this guy’s health bar was longer than all nine of its lives combined!
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My Real World Is a Game 我的现实世界是游戏
Qin Ren thought that after getting a System, nothing could ever surprise him again. So what if the real world turned into a game? His dog had become a level-10 boss who threw combo attacks at him at the slightest provocation. His mom had become a level-15 boss who could summon his level-30 boss dad. He'd gotten used to all that. It was no big deal. But then one day... “Son, why are you still standing at the door? Hurry in and pray to the Bodhisattva! Ask for a blessing so you can get into a good
5.3kReads8.7Score389Shelves
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Livestreaming Traditional Martial Arts, the Police Want Me to Register 直播国术,警察要我备案
[Wellness + traditional martial arts + modern immortality] The first tens of thousands of words are light and breezy, and a little mindless. After that, the story focuses more on traditional martial arts and wellness, with carefully researched details. There’s no female lead and no saintly hero. If you’re into traditional martial arts and combat techniques, give it a try. It also includes little wellness tips that any adult will understand. Li Changsheng is reborn. He still has the same name, bu
16.2kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
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Scamming and Conning My Way Through Naruto 从火影开始坑蒙拐骗
Luo Ke! An utterly shameless, completely unscrupulous spy, and a being whose transmigration has glitched beyond repair. Sasuke is so cute, he has to be a girl! The Third Hokage loves Danzo more than the village? Uchiha Madara actually wants to unite the ninja world and become an emperor for the ages! Is this a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality? Stay tuned for today’s ninja-world news program, “Summer’s Big Talk.” Our reporter, Luo Ke, will bring you the full story.
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Livestream: The Birth of the King of Lurking 直播:苟王的诞生
[Livestream] [Infinite Flow] [Scheming] [Not an Invincible Protagonist] [No Female Lead or One Female Lead] Billions of viewers in the Livestream room watch Ye Xiao, who's been hiding in a corner without moving for three days and nights, on the verge of breaking down. Other people are livestreaming. This is just a still image. “I want to chop him up.” “It's already the third day, right? He's still hiding?” “How can anyone be so shameless?” “As expected of the King of Hiding.” “I left, but then I
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I Stopped Acting Human, and Threw the Entire Ninja World into Chaos 不当人的我,霍乱了整个忍界
[Naruto + System + forbidden jutsu collector + stealing a tailed beast from the start] Kekkei Genkai: Does Transparent Escape mean peeping? Forbidden jutsu: Does Flying Thunder God mean stealing? The Seven-Tails Chomei's ability to fly: even more convenient? The moonlit young man gets himself an Inhuman System and begins a lifetime of wreaking havoc on the ninja world. On the battlefield, he's a ghost who appears and vanishes without a trace. During the Fourth Great Ninja War, whether it's Uchih
23.2kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
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I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质
[Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities
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Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园:人在前面飞,魂在后面追
Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On
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He’s Even Fiercer Than the Old Heavenly Master, and You Call Him a Newbie? 比老天师还猛,你说他是新人?
[Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills..
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Magic Card Era: My Deck Breaks People's Hearts 魔卡时代:我的卡组致郁人心
Su Bai transmigrated into a world dominated by magic cards, where high-ranking card mages were revered by millions. Drawing on the memories of his past life and his understanding of card games, Su Bai created all sorts of bizarre magic cards. His deck was full of surprises, constantly catching opponents off guard and leaving them weeping with joy. Evil Landlord: As long as it doesn't suffer a fatal wound, it will create another Evil Landlord. Opponents watched their own Landlords attack each oth
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The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打
Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial
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Age of Mecha Girls: My Girls are All World-class Racing Machines 机娘纪元:我的机娘都是世界级
[Mecha Girls] + [Racing] + [Sweet Romance and Growth] + [Tomato’s only top-tier star racing novel] Once highly sought after by racing clubs, the top mecha girl is now ignored by everyone at the scrapyard. No one is willing to bond with her, even if she offers herself for free. She’s an “assassin race car” with unbeatable acceleration but terrible handling. Su Nian, a top racing driver from Earth, had hoped to make his mark in a world where racing technology lagged behind and success depended ent
37.2kReads9.7Score3.9kShelves
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I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计,女帝直呼活阎王
Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b
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Great Ming: I’m a Rebel Through and Through, Yet You Praise Me as a Sage Grandson 大明:我一身反骨,你夸我好圣孙
He transmigrated to the Ming Dynasty and became the illegitimate son of Prince of Yan Zhu Di! Zhu Gaoyu built an underground fortress, developed gunpowder, and gathered talented people, preparing for the day he would rise up! A true man does not plan for a moment, but for a lifetime. Especially when his father is such a disappointment! Just then, Crown Prince Zhu Biao died, and the various regional princes answered the call to come to the capital and mourn him. Prince of Yan Zhu Di couldn’t resi
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Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Female Character Becomes the Villain Boss 快穿之女配成了反派BOSS
[Quick transmigration + sweet romance + one-on-one + strong heroine] The supporting female character is supposed to move the romance between the male and female leads forward, but Su Jiu refused to play along. Why settle for being a supporting character when she could be the big boss? She took a terrible hand and played it into a royal flush. [System: Host, your mission is to change the supporting character’s fate, not destroy the world!!!] [Who cares about missions? My happiness comes first.] Y
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Cultivation? What Kind of Transmigrator Is an Elementary Schooler?! 修仙?谁家穿越者是小学生啊!
A goofy cultivation novel born solely to make other works look good! As a brand-new, ordinary transmigrator protagonist, Lin Xiaolu thinks he transmigrated way too early. Other protagonists transmigrate as teenagers or young adults, or return to their youth after reaching middle age. But what about him? He's a handsome fifth-grade elementary school student, yet he, too, has ridden the wave of transmigration and answered the call of the times, mysteriously arriving in another world as a flashy tr
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Hello, Police? Someone's Kidnapped a Law-Abiding Female Ghost 妖妖灵吗?有人绑架良家女鬼
Chen Ziye came out of prison “reformed” and was planning to do something bad to make some money. But he never expected to kidnap a female ghost! Chen Ziye: “Hello? Police? I kidnapped a female ghost, and now I have no idea what to do!” The police showed up, said he'd done the public a service, and rewarded him with ten thousand yuan! You can make money by kidnapping ghosts? And so… Female ghost: “Hello? Police? I'm the female ghost who escaped earlier. I've been kidnapped again!” Zombie: “You lo
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After Transmigrating, I Give the Interstellar World a Little Shock of Chinese Culture 穿越后,给星际来亿点华夏震撼
(New book, just received its rating) [No Romance + Entertainment Industry + Director + On-Screen Comments + Comedy] After waking up, Luo Xitang finds herself in an interstellar era whose civilization has suffered a break. The good news: Her family is loaded, and her dream of living the easy life as a rich second-generation heir by riding her father’s coattails is about to come true! The bad news: She accidentally goes bankrupt. Hehe :) Just then, the Godly Tycoon System 888 drops from the sky:
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Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座,签到极道帝兵!
[Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an
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I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统,她爸让我滚远点?
[Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door
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The Sixties: The Supporting Actress Works Herself to the Bone and Outshines the Lucky Female Lead 六零,对照组女配卷死锦鲤女主
[Transmigration + comedy + pocket dimension + punishing scumbags + troublemaker heroine + face-slapping + satisfying read + goofy humor + romance] A chaotic, hilarious career story, not a formulaic one. The heroine is cunning, scheming, unhinged, and becomes an official. It’s hell mode from the start: the original host was beaten to death by her awful grandmother, and less than two minutes after transmigrating, she was kicked into the hospital by her awful father. Cheng Miaomiao opens and close
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Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃:爹咋哭的比娃响
As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b
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Oh No, My Ex Showed Up on the Variety Show! 要命了,前男友杀到综艺上来了!
[Absurd comedy | Showbiz novel | Variety show livestream] [Funny, radiant actress and aloof top-tier star actor] Everyone knows that rising star Fu Xi has an ex-boyfriend who remains her first love, and that he passed away just three months ago. Netizens have all urged Fu Xi to pull herself together, and a wave of online tributes to her ex-boyfriend has swept the internet. After spending three months filming deep in the mountains, a certain award-winning actor finally gets online and sees the en
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Genshin Impact: The Storyteller Who Just Wants to Slack Off 原神:只想摸鱼的说书人
Cheng Luo watched Tian Tie Zui wave his folding fan and begin: “In ancient times, Rex Lapis summoned all the immortals...” Cheng Luo watched the shameless Zhongli listen to Tian Tie Zui brag about himself. Didn’t he ever get tired of it? It had been thousands of years! Zhongli: “By the usual standards of reason, no.” Cheng Luo rolled his eyes and rode off on a cloud. In those days, Liyue was beset by troubles within and threats without, and Rex Lapis was stretched too thin! An immortal came from
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