Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry #求搞笑到吐血，流泪的小说，

1. 751 星 Honkai: Star Rail: I'm a Quest Expert, Joining the Chat Group 星铁：我任务达人加入聊天群 Five-Strand Braid五股辫Anime Fanfiction3.7M WordsOngoing Lin Mao transmigrates into the world of "Honkai: Star Rail", suffering from an incurable case of Honkai disease. But he unexpectedly awakens a System and is invited to join a chat group. Seeing all the familiar names in the chat group, he finally gets an idea of how to treat his Honkai disease. First, there's Kiana, the Herrscher of the Void from Nagazora City. Then there's the Pink Elf from Mondstadt, who resolved the dragon crisis. With the System's help, Lin Mao frantically farms rewards from 20.4kReads8.3Score998Shelves
2. 752 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 656Reads9.2Score219Shelves
3. 753 斗 Douluo Dalu: Little Scumbag Has Finally Behaved 斗罗：小瘪三已老实 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Eastern Fantasy264k WordsOngoing Banished to another world by the Indian God King! The whole world has gone completely off the rails! No poison points, no angst. Jump right in! Hilarious subversion × unconventional power fantasy × one iconic scene after another 28.5kReads—Score3.4kShelves

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   Spoof, hilarious, eyes closed

4. 754 到 Who on Earth Taught You to Be a Recruit Like This? 到底谁教你这么当新兵的？ Pepper-Salt Mallet椒盐榔头Urban4.4M WordsOngoing “As a decorated hero, legendary soldier, and youngest-ever general, could you share the secret to your success?” “I don't date.” “You mean you don't let romance distract you or emotions sway you, and you devote yourself wholeheartedly to serving your country and earning distinction?” “That's right!” The next day, Qin Feng read the newspaper and nearly spat blood. “As a decorated hero and legendary soldier, could you share the secret to your success?” “Date more.” “You mean love inspires y 60.6kReads9.1Score4.1kShelves
5. 755 幼 My Kindergarten Daughter Is Busy Looking for a Stepmom 幼儿园的女儿，忙着找后妈 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Urban446k WordsCompleted The everyday life of “Tong Jincheng” in Shanghai as he raises a child at Love Apartment. Apartment 3601 welcomes all sorts of Douyin influencers, actresses, and familiar TV heroines... Familiar characters, familiar scenes, and that unmistakable vibe of a troublemaker! There’s a lot of setup early on. If that’s not your thing, you can start reading from Chapter 81, when he moves into Love Apartment. It won’t affect your enjoyment. 11Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 756 让 I Asked a Retired Old Man to Buy Cigarettes, and the Whole Army Hunted Me Down 让退休老头买烟，全军疯狂追杀我 Sour and Spicy Hammer酸辣榔头Urban656k WordsCompleted [Original + Humorous + Explosive Action + Subverts Expectations + No Heroine] Meng Yan transmigrates into a military world and gets bound to a completely bizarre System. What should he do? No problem. Luckily, he’s even more bizarre than the System. [God’s Eye] [Pose as a college student, earn two hundred yuan every time you go out] [My Bullets Always Veer Left] [Small and Medium Home Appliance Modifications: Way Ahead of the Competition] [Wilderness Survival Guide] Meng Yan rubs his fore 13.3kReads9.1Score900Shelves
7. 757 海 One Piece: Don't Make This Dad Draw His Sword on You 海贼之别逼奶爸拔剑砍你 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Anime Fanfiction916k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the pirate world, the protagonist eats the Holy Light Fruit, carrying the memories of his past life and wielding the famous blade “Xuanyuan Sword.” Two years later, they meet at Sabaody. Luffy: “What? You’ve already become the Pirate King?” The main story takes place during the Straw Hat Pirates’ two-year training period. Then, during the Paramount War, a Holy Light Sword cleaves through Akainu’s magma. “Sengoku, the Marines these days aren’t much good.” He saves Ace an 37Reads8.0Score—Shelves
8. 758 斩 Slay the Gods: Wanderer of Fangcun Mountain, Ender of the Age of Chaos 斩神：方寸山行走，终结乱世源！ Raise a Sword and Ask the Book提剑问书Male-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted Ye Ming transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and becomes the Bodhi Patriarch's agent! The Divine Ruins' [Three Teachings Assembly] lets words become reality! From the start, he learns the Great Grade Celestial Immortal Art, gaining immense strength, superhuman senses, and unparalleled insight. He later masters a host of divine abilities, including the External Body Incarnation and the Law of Heaven and Earth... As long as he completes the Patriarch's trials, he can even merge with the i 24.1kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves
9. 759 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Black King’s Agent, and I Have Time Zero from the Start 斩神：我黑王代言人，开局时间零 There's a Little Book in the Tree树上有本小书Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Slay the Gods + Dragon Raja + No Female Lead] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Lin Xuan discovers that he has become a classmate of Lin Qiye’s and awakened a golden finger. The blood of the Black King flows through his body, making him a Dragon Raja hybrid. From the start, he awakens the Spirit Word Time Zero. By devouring the mysterious, he can strengthen his bloodline and unlock all kinds of abilities. No matter what level of mysterious creature you are, even if you’re a 48.3kReads9.4Score6.1kShelves
10. 760 斩 Slay the Gods: Agent of the Bright Realm, Starting with the Emperor Armor 斩神：明界代理人，开局帝皇铠甲 Watching Cranes Through the Window窗中观鹤Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Slay the Gods + Emperor Armor + Shura Armor + Yatales Armor...] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Su Chen possesses the Five Elements bloodline and becomes the wielder of the Emperor Armor. As long as he seals a mysterious creature and refines its energy, he can keep growing stronger. No matter what realm a mysterious creature has reached, even if it's a god, if the Forbidden Ruins can't hold it down, the Demon-Sealing Sticker will keep it fed and housed. And if the Star Bla 27.1kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves
11. 761 木 Konoha: Who's the Good Guy? 木叶：谁家好人这词条 Bald Little Bro秃头小哥Anime Fanfiction730k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the ninja world nineteen years ago and keeping his head down through the Second Shinobi World War, he now watches as the Third Shinobi World War draws near. Yamanaka Jing finally gets the activation of his Trait System. Superfast reflexes: [Zero-Frame Start]. Insidious and cunning: [Yin Release Master]. Unmatched stamina: [Sage Body]. He hasn’t even done anything yet, and he’s already invincible? Not sure. Let me take another look~ 33.6kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves
12. 762 御 Beast Taming: In the Urban Legend Dungeon, I'm the Lazy King from the Start 御兽：怪谈副本，开局我是懒大王 Chaos Without a Thought混沌无念Anime Fanfiction1.8M WordsCompleted [Rules-based horror + beast taming + comedy + System + no romance] The protagonist isn't a bleeding heart! (This isn't traditional beast taming or a national-fate rules horror story, so feel free to dive in.) After waking from a night's sleep, Lin Yu found himself transmigrated into a parallel world where people mainly made contracts with the supernatural. He was also a soon-to-be senior in high school, training to become a supernatural beast tamer?! "All I did was stay up late watching Blue Fox 10.7kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
13. 763 醉 A Drunken Nighttime Kiss! One Flirt from Her, and the Arrogant Big Shot’s Heart Races 醉吻夜！她一撩，桀骜大佬心狂跳 A Crescent Moon一剪月Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [The print edition of Climbing the Capital’s Family Tree is now available on all platforms.] [Top Capital City Tycoon · Rebellious, Devoted Suit-Wearing Bad Boy vs. Ballet Princess · Radiant, Proud Little Swan] Li Zhi and Fu Yanze grew up together, but Li Zhi turned out to be the fake heiress. For the sake of his own interests, Fu Yanze chose to get engaged to the real heiress, a leading actress in the entertainment industry. He hoped Li Zhi would understand and said he would come back to marr 68kReads9.5Score8.6kShelves

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    🌞📖🌼Family, this novel that makes you vomit blood and cry in high school is so awesome! The opening plot was like a magic spell that hooked me right away. I have very high requirements for books, but it made me irresistible, immersed in it, and loved it!

14. 764 帝 The Empire's First Prince Consort 帝国第一驸马 Heavenly Fragrant Eyes天香瞳Historical4.4M WordsCompleted [New book release: The Rebellious Son Is Invincible, the final installment of the Empire Trilogy] Guan Ning transmigrates, hoping to live a carefree life of wine, women, and luxury as a young prince. Instead, he becomes a prince consort whose engagement has been broken off. Rumor has it that no dynasty can last more than 300 years. The Great Kang Dynasty is at that very threshold: a golden age is in turmoil, loyal ministers are being persecuted, and an age of chaos is about to begin. He will top 123.6kReads9.1Score11.8kShelves

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    💎✨Hey family! This novel is not only funny, but can make you laugh till you vomit blood and shed tears. It is highly recommended. The feeling of being in control of the whole book is super cool, and it is not abusive to read. It is very comfortable to read on the sofa. Don't hesitate to read it.

15. 765 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 51.4kReads9.4Score7.5kShelves

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    Highly recommend "Epile!" Overheard me changing the script and the villain ate all his pants"! The setting of this book is so novel! The protagonist's secret of revising the script was overheard by the villain, which triggered a series of hilarious and exciting stories. The storyline is exciting and full of countless unexpected turning moments! The villain thought he had the key, but unexpectedly suffered a lot. Each chapter is like a wonderful drama, which makes you immersed in it and unable to stop. The interaction between the characters is described vividly and interestingly in the book. The protagonist's wit is in sharp contrast with the villain's embarrassment, which is full of drama and interest. And as the plot progresses, various ingenious plot designs will make you hooked. Believe me, once you open "Epidemic!" "Eavesdrop on the script I rewrote and the villain eats all the pants", you will be attracted by its wonderful plot and unique creativity, as if you are in a wonderful world full of surprises and laughter, and you won't be able to stop at all! Don't miss it!

16. 766 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.3kReads9.3Score318Shelves

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    I recommend vomiting blood first

17. 767 全 The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声 Blue Meadow蓝甸子Modern Romance590k WordsCompleted [Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r 24.5kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves

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    🍃This book is amazing. I read all kinds of embarrassing things and gossips throughout the whole process. It's so funny. There are so many jokes. I laughed from beginning to end. I couldn't stop reading every chapter. I laughed so much that my stomach ached for a long time and I couldn't stop reading.

Other lists with Honkai: Star Rail: I'm a Quest Expert, Joining the Chat Group