Name: Cultivation? What Kind of Transmigrator Is an Elementary Schooler?!
Author: Squirrel Under the Mushroom House

Synopsis

A goofy cultivation novel born solely to make other works look good!

As a brand-new, ordinary transmigrator protagonist, Lin Xiaolu thinks he transmigrated way too early.

Other protagonists transmigrate as teenagers or young adults, or return to their youth after reaching middle age. But what about him? He's a handsome fifth-grade elementary school student, yet he, too, has ridden the wave of transmigration and answered the call of the times, mysteriously arriving in another world as a flashy transmigrator. Compared with other transmigrator protagonists, Lin Xiaolu figures that starting his transmigration in elementary school means he's skipped several years of detours.

Years later, having mastered cultivation and become the newest big shot in the cultivation world, the Myriad Worlds' top representative of good looks, and the number one troublemaker across the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands, Mr. Lin Xiaolu is famed for being equally good-looking and powerful, handsome and talented. Facing all the mighty cultivators before him, who are grinding their teeth and wishing they could dig up even his ancestors' graves, he offers this “kind and gracious” statement:

“This honored one transmigrated at eleven and has cultivated ever since. I've relied on three things!

“First! At all times, I know what the boss wants and hurry to deal with what the boss needs!

“Second! I stay calm no matter what. Even if I shit myself, I don't panic. I stop to recite a little poem first, exclaim ‘Holy crap!’ and show true maturity and composure!

“Third! When you're out and about, your dignity is yours to claim. Don't go looking for trouble, but don't fear it either. When you meet any enemy, follow the example of other protagonists and have the courage to split them open with a single sword… no, I mean, to cleave open Heaven's Gate!”

Other names

My Days Turning the Tables at Mount Shu我在蜀山倒反天罡的日子Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

871Chapters

1kReads · 30 days

143.5kReads · all time

117Shelves

7.3Score

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