Novels That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Pound the Bed, With Eight-Pack Abs!!! 能把人笑到捶床，八块腹肌的小说！！！

1. 851 主 Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic? 主角祭天！法力无边？ Bo L Tang波l棠95k WordsCompleted Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic Power? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 852 改 Remarried to the Rough-Hewn Neighbor, the Young Bride Is Spoiled Rotten 改嫁隔壁糙汉，小媳妇被宠上天 The Eldest Miss of the Muzi Family木子家大小姐Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing Original title: "Left Alone at Home, the Neighboring Roughneck Has His Eye on Her" [1980s | Countryside | Realistic | Devoted Couple | Possessive Favoritism | Age Gap | Love Rival Showdown] In 1980, Li Chuntao is married off in exchange for her older brother’s marriage. But on their wedding night, her groom elopes with his old flame. Overnight, she becomes the village’s target of scorn, branded a woman who brings bad luck. Her mother-in-law calls her a jinx, while a pack of old bachelors eye 38.3kReads8.6Score1.6kShelves

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   The male lead is genuinely tough, yet he falls for a delicate, crybaby girl. [Smirk]

3. 853 我 I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666 我算命，你进狱，警局业绩666 Rain in the Empty Mountains空山雨Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + metaphysics + ghost hunting + no romance + satisfying read + goofy humor + everyone’s favorite] Shi Yi spent fifteen hundred years making her way in the underworld. At last, just as Emperor Fengdu’s term was about to end, he waved his hand and sent her back to the human world. Before she left, seeing as she was returning to the human world for the first time, Emperor Fengdu took pity on her and sent her off with two bills of underworld currency. Shi Yi: ... Ret 15.4kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
4. 854 哼 Hmph! I'm Just One Ladle of Water to My Crown Prince Ex-Husband 哼！我就是太子前夫的若水一瓢 Go Wild for You为你去浪Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance + plant-based powers + doted on by everyone + adorable kids + sweet, devoted love] Han Yuexin, a plant-based ability user from Huaguo in the 30th century, was struck by lightning while farming in the rain and died young, only to transmigrate into ancient times! As soon as she arrived, she was sent back to her maiden home after divorcing her husband. Her ex, Lu Anbei, went off to enlist, and she figured he'd be gone for good. Back home, Han Yuexin bought a barren mountain and 2.8kReads9.0Score334Shelves
5. 855 我 I Don’t Want to Be the Protagonist 我不想当主角 Bo L Tang波l棠55k WordsCompleted I Don’t Want to Be the Protagonist 3Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 856 一 I Woke Up to Find Six Grown Sons Trying to Live Off Me 一觉醒来，六个好大儿都找我啃老 Go Wild for You为你去浪Modern Romance511k WordsCompleted An Xin, a gifted actress of twenty-two, is finding the entertainment industry hard to break into! Just as she's thinking of going back to her village to inherit the ten acres of family farmland, she discovers she has a rare illness. There is no treatment yet, but she is offered the chance to have her body cryogenically frozen! An Xin knows she might never wake up from cryogenic freezing, so she boldly donates six eggs... Thirty years later, An Xin wakes up and unexpectedly acquires a magical spr 969Reads8.6Score112Shelves
7. 857 重 Back to the Golden Year of 1998: From Comeback to the Top 重回黄金九八：从逆袭到巅峰 Gou Erhe狗二河Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Outrageously satisfying + revenge + laugh-out-loud comedy + unhinged male lead + no putting up with mistreatment!] The unhinged male lead, Li Linchun, is reborn in 1998. The campus belle, a green-tea schemer, publicly accuses him of peeping on girls bathing! Li Linchun goes on a revenge-fueled rampage! He turns into a madman! He gets even the moment someone crosses him! He beats up the campus belle and knocks out her front teeth! The pancake-faced dean of discipline takes her side? He beats the 16.7kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves

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   I laughed so hard at this book! Every time I saw the protagonist go crazy, I got so excited I wanted to laugh. It really hit my sweet spot. This kind of reckless madman is the ultimate source of joy.

8. 858 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 58.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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   2. Don't watch it, you'll laugh like a maggot. You'll roll around in bed with a stomachache.

9. 859 请 Please Answer, 404 请回答，404 Bo L Tang波l棠31k WordsCompleted Please Answer, 404 6Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 860 相 I Went to the Wrong Blind Date Table and Married an Officer, Then Made a Fortune with My Pocket Dimension 相亲走错桌嫁军官，携空间赚翻了 October Frost十月霜华Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Entirely fictional] (military marriage in a bygone era + devoted love between two virgins + face-slapping villains + a touch of fantasy with a pocket dimension + no saintly heroine + building wealth) After ten years of keeping her head down, Gong Linglong finally avenged her parents and reclaimed everything that belonged to her. Just as she was about to enjoy life, a soul-reaper dragged her spirit down to the underworld! Damn it! They got the wrong soul? And she couldn't go back? With her fiery 52.3kReads9.4Score7.1kShelves

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    This novel is absolutely hilarious! It has a 9.5 Rating, 890,000 readers, and the more you read, the more addictive it becomes. You'll want to read it from beginning to end in one go, and you won't stop until you've finished it—it's so captivating you just can't put it down!

11. 861 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.3kReads6.3Score819Shelves
12. 862 捡 I Scored a Lucky Pregnancy Bundle, Then Joined Forces with My Ex to Rebel 捡个幸孕大礼包，搭伙前夫哥造反 Go Wild for You为你去浪Ancient Romance162k WordsCompleted [1v1 + both leads are virgins and devoted only to each other + portable space + regretful pursuit + cute kids] Han Jiuyue's soul enters another body, and she becomes the long-suffering Princess Consort of Prince Heng. Her fiery temper flares, and after making a scene, she divorces him and goes back to her family. Her family turns out to be a disaster zone too... Just as Han Jiuyue is getting ready to pack up and leave, she's arrested. What? Her scumbag father took part in Prince Heng's rebellion 69Reads8.6Score—Shelves
13. 863 凝 Focused Vision: Her Hunt and Pilgrimage 凝视觉——她的狩猎与朝圣 Bo L Tang波l棠53k WordsCompleted Ning Vision: Her Hunt and Pilgrimage —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 864 我 I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy158k WordsOngoing "Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Wu Niubi, that kid, had an incredible stroke of luck—he unexpectedly got bound to the "Bragging Coin System"! The system's rules are simple and brutal: the more outrageous your boasts, the more cultivation coins you get! Others cultivate immortality through daily arduous meditation, scrimping and saving on elixirs and treasures, working themselves to the bone. Only Wu Niubi relies entirely on his silver tongue to navigate the world. ☮️🤎🕉️☪️

15. 865 听 They Say Everyone Rumored to Be Involved with This Maid Gets Promoted 听说和这丫鬟有绯闻的都升官了 Tears in the Heart of the Tree树心有泪Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated Maid + Ensemble Cast + Political Schemes and Twists + Hilarious Chaos] One-sentence summary: A maid and two minor officials are brought together by a wastrel marquis to resolve crises and crack bizarre cases. Zhuxin transmigrated into the body of a maid in a Duke's manor. She thought her future would involve either household intrigue or farming, but then the manor was confiscated and she landed in the Imperial Prison. Zhuxin felt like she was doomed. They were all picking on her j 16.8kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves

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    Xie Yao has already laughed so hard she's developed six-pack abs, and is working towards eight (not really). This story is so hilarious! The female lead just spouts nonsense, weaving together stories from both Chinese and foreign classics, or melodramatic absurdities, enough to make you laugh until you faint. It's just too comprehensive.

16. 866 今 How Do You Plan to Save the World Today? 今天你打算怎么拯救世界 Bo L Tang波l棠93k WordsCompleted How Will You Save the World Today? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 867 我 I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了，勿扰 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance102k WordsCompleted Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi 2.5kReads8.7Score248Shelves

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    ⛄I highly recommend this! It's so hilarious! The system only appears in the finale! 😂😂😂 Hurry, hurry ...

18. 868 寂 A Silent Roar: The Voiceless World Hears Your Gentle Call 寂静的轰鸣——无声的世界听见你温柔的呼唤 Bo L Tang波l棠18k WordsCompleted The Silent Roar: A Gentle Call Heard in a Silent World 1Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 869 百 The Ancestor's Parody of Versailles: A Lecture Hall of Laughter 百家笑谭老祖宗的凡尔赛讲堂 Bo L Tang波l棠583k WordsCompleted Emergency report! Emergency report! The Chinese cultural heritage system has triggered a Level Three Red Alert! The meeting room at the Heavenly Dao Administration was in chaos. Three curves plunged on the holographic display: The first line, labeled [System Comprehension], had fallen from 85% in the Tang Dynasty to 32% in the 21st century. The second line, labeled [Integrity Index], had gone from the dazzling galaxy of the "Hundred Schools of Thought" era to today's scattered "quotes from fa 14Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 870 绝 Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生：千年的诅咒救赎 Gentle Awakening温柔唤醒Urban312k WordsOngoing Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve 656Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I recommend three books that will make you laugh until you cramp up.

21. 871 神 The Amazing Little Flower Farmer 神奇小花农 Small-Town Earl小镇伯爵Urban1.9M WordsOngoing An ordinary high school student happens to buy a secondhand book on the Way, and from then on, his life takes a different path. A top-student protagonist, but this isn't a wish-fulfillment novel, an invincible-protagonist novel, or a rebirth novel. It portrays an authentic high school life, with intelligent characters and believable events. There are no advanced martial arts, powerful officials, or influential clans. These are things that could happen to you or me. Blending cultivation element 74.7kReads8.3Score6.5kShelves
22. 872 生 The Opposite of Raw Isn’t Dead, It’s Ripe 生的反义词不是死是熟 Bo L Tang波l棠Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted “Truths” from a Professional’s Point of View · Front: Generally considered the opposite of “back” or “behind.” But photographers think of it as the side, because the side is often more photogenic. · Clean: Generally considered the opposite of “dirty.” But cleaners think of it as a blind spot, because the opposite of clean is a place that hasn’t been cleaned. · Fast: Generally considered the opposite of “slow.” But traffic cops think of it as disaster, since nine out of ten accidents are caused b —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 873 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.3kReads—Score223Shelves

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    A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a powerful sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate, and win people over with virtue. He uses clever tactics to overcome brute force. He speaks eloquently and is unmatched in verbal sparring. From a sect's son-in-law, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [A masterpiece by Que Shi]

24. 874 小 That Wild Little Darling! She Has the Buddha's Favorite Spoiling Her Night After Night 小宝妹好野！勾得佛子夜夜宠亲 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance291k WordsOngoing [Chen Tangguo, a rebellious, mischievous little darling X Huo Qiaonan, a highly intelligent, desire-driven Buddhist] Naughty, cheeky raccoon dog VS laid-back capybara [Marriage Before Love + Both Pure + Hilarious Subversion of Tropes + Sweet Romance + Size Difference + Instinctive Attraction + Goofy Heroine + Laid-Back, High-Desire Hero + Two Unwanted Gems End Up Together] Chen Tangguo, granddaughter of Jincheng's richest man, is infamous for her shamelessness. She lives freely and recklessly, 12.2kReads—Score980Shelves

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    Super hilarious CEO romance novel

25. 875 青 My Childhood Friend Had a Crush on Me for Ten Years. Good Thing I Was Reborn 青梅暗恋我十年，还好我重生了 Night Rain i夜雨iUrban1.4M WordsOngoing [Romance][Multiple Heroines] “You already have almost everything. May I ask if you have any regrets?” a reporter asked Chen Bai. “I feel terribly sorry toward my mother. I was immature before and always made her worry.” “What about love?” “None.” Chen Bai answered without hesitation. That was until he was reborn and once again saw that cool, distant face, already blurred in his memories: his childhood sweetheart, who had always said she would marry him; and the rich young lady who had once given 419.6kReads9.5Score52.8kShelves
26. 876 情 Record of the Illusory Sea of Love: The Great Void Livestream 情天幻海录太虚直播间 Bo L Tang波l棠Ancient Romance479k WordsCompleted The Illusory Realm of the Great Void, by the shores of the Sea of Love. Fairy Jing Huan had been staring blankly into a water mirror for three days. What it reflected was not her peerless beauty, but the countless scenes of the mortal world: office workers scrolling through their phones on the subway, middle-aged men and women haggling at matchmaking corners, livestreamers crying, “Brother, love me!”, and exhausted wage slaves staying up late making PowerPoints until they went bald... “Such mudd 2Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 877 洪 Honghuang: The Ancestral Dragon’s Last Will Reveals I Have a Saint for a Younger Brother 洪荒：祖龙遗嘱，我有个圣人弟弟 Running Nut奔跑的坚果Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Transmigrating into the Era of Creation, he became the younger brother born alongside the Ancestral Dragon: the Nether Dragon! During the Dragon-Han Tribulation, Demon Ancestor Luohu and Dao Ancestor Hongjun were both scheming over the fate of the Three Clans. Long Ming had intended to resolve the Dragon Clan's crisis, but then he awakened a seclusion System. Long Ming could only urge the Ancestral Dragon to stay within the boundless Four Seas. But the Ancestral Dragon wouldn't listen. After the 21kReads8.1Score1.3kShelves

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    ❗️❗️① Laugh until your stomach hurts, hilarious😆, the protagonist transmigrates to the creation era, becomes the companion brother of the Ancestral Dragon, is bound to a system, and proves the Dao of the Primordial Golden Immortal. Tens of thousands of years later, a great calamity erupts, and the Ancestral Dragon says: "Actually, I have another brother who has already proven the Dao of the Primordial."

28. 878 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 15.7kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves

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    These two books by Vary Goode, especially the first series.

29. 879 童 The Nightmare Mansion 童魘大厦 Bo L Tang波l棠66k WordsCompleted The Nightmare Tower —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 880 婚 At the Wedding: I Kicked My Fiancée, a Brother-Obsessed Gold Digger 婚礼现场：脚踹扶弟魔未婚妻 I'm Going to Rise我要崛起Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Urban cultivation, invincibly satisfying] Shocking! At their wedding, his fiancée demanded an extra 300,000 in bride price! The reason? Her younger brother's girlfriend's family had demanded 500,000. Su Ming, penniless and helpless, had no choice but to face the situation on the spot! At the crucial moment, the Strongest Tycoon Selection System activated. “Ding! Selection available!” “Option One: Dump Li Na and walk away. Reward: a Porsche 911 worth 3 million.” “Option Two: Forgive Li Na and go 18.4kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
31. 881 镜 The Person in the Mirror: Who's Living My Life? 镜中人：谁在替我活着 Bo L Tang波l棠45k WordsCompleted The Person in the Mirror: Who Is Living My Life 4Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 882 官 The Biggest Hothead in Officialdom 官场第一愣头青 Model Huiyin模特徽因Urban6.9M WordsOngoing In the system, having powerful connections can provide welcome shelter. But sometimes, leaning on a powerful patron means being treated like a puppet, manipulated and controlled by others... Jiang Zhen initially refused to be controlled, but gradually changed his mind. He came to understand that Elder Xu's influence over him wasn't about control, but about guiding him as a person, beyond the rules of institutions and the conventions of the underworld. In the end, he deeply understood the career- 137.4kReads9.3Score10.4kShelves

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    These books are all very well written.

33. 883 提 The Clue System: No Criminal Can Escape 提示线索系统之犯罪分子无处可逃 A Life Like a Probe探似人生Mystery370k WordsCompleted (Urban crime investigation + System + mystery and deduction + team investigations.) The protagonist, Song Mozhou, unexpectedly awakens a System that provides clues to criminal cases. Follow along as he solves one baffling case after another with the System’s help. This is a pure crime-solving novel, with no romance, featuring a series of standalone cases. All cases and characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Here’s hoping you’ll enj 242Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Crime investigation novel, episodic crime-solving, many cases, fast-paced updates, highly recommended for readers who enjoy this genre.

34. 884 无 Endless Sleep 无尽之眠 Bo L Tang波l棠49k WordsCompleted Endless Sleep 2Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 885 刑 Major Crime Investigation Files 刑侦大案录 A Life Like a Probe探似人生Mystery3.8M WordsCompleted 6.7kReads6.8Score416Shelves
36. 886 民 Republican Era: The Last of the Jianghu 民国：最后的江湖 Heading North向北Urban1.9M WordsCompleted From an outlaw to a high-ranking general in the Republic of China, then into the War of Resistance against Japan, he walks the loneliest path of all. He seeks no place in the history books, only for the land and rivers to bear witness: on this black soil, there will always be those who refuse to kneel! (Xiang Bei, formerly known by the pen name Lao Zei) 32.9kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
37. 887 仙 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖 Graceful As A Startled Swan翩若惊鸿灬Eastern Fantasy802k WordsOngoing (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.7kReads6.2Score159Shelves

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    I also highly recommend it.

38. 888 盛 The Prosperous Era's Medical Detective 盛世谋医神探 Xiaoyao Lingzi逍遥凌子Ancient Romance423k WordsOngoing Tang Wei, a top modern forensic pathologist, unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of an ancient criminal's daughter who shares her name. The original Tang Wei's family was confiscated after her father became embroiled in an imperial examination cheating scandal. She was reduced to a government servant and took her own life in despair. When Tang Wei wakes up, she is immediately trapped in a desperate situation: her status as a government servant leaves her as lowly as dust, and the shadow of 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended! Watch as the female detective punishes evil and promotes justice! Witness the legendary life of a female detective! Highly recommended!

39. 889 影 Shadow Game: Who's Watching Me? 影子游戏：谁在偷看我 Bo L Tang波l棠33k WordsCompleted Shadow Games: Who's Watching Me? —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 890 双 Invincible Across Two Worlds: The Carefree Immortal's Journey 双穿无敌，逍遥仙途传 Mo Shuolesuan莫说了算Urban541k WordsOngoing This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. With a fresh take, it follows Mo Chou, an ordinary member of society who one day accidentally obtains a jade pendant left behind by the ancient, powerful immortal Master Xian before his ascension. Sealed inside it are all the skills Master Xian mastered in his lifetime. Whoever finds it and becomes its owner will inherit everything he knew. The ancient jade also contains storage space and a portal 600Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended! This book is excellent, a masterpiece!

41. 891 贼 The Thief's Way 贼道 Heading North向北Urban2.1M WordsCompleted My name is Xiao Wu. I was a wild child no orphanage could keep in check. At nine years old, I charged into this dog-eat-dog world. I saw through it then: living was like clinging to a moving train. You either held on or fell and were crushed to pieces. The first steamed bun I stole wasn’t because I was hungry. I wanted to see whether these hands that picked pockets could grab fate by the throat. The juvenile detention center, the shelter, and the detention center were my schools. The thieves wer 84.1kReads9.6Score10.7kShelves
42. 892 民 The Senses Detective: Strange Cases of the Republic Era 民国奇案之触感神探 A Life Like a Probe探似人生Mystery218k WordsCompleted A Republican-era crime and mystery novel about criminal investigations and solving cases. Each story arc is devoted entirely to cracking a case, and there are plenty of cases to enjoy. Five Elements killings, punishments from the Eighteen Levels of Hell, a deadly blank death letter, a serial assault and murder case involving young women, a ghostly killing spree at an academy, a blood-red altar... It’s all in The Touch Detective: Republican-Era Strange Cases. Join Chief Chen Fengyun as he uses hi 33Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 893 长 The Legend of Shen He of Chang'an 长安禾火之沈禾传奇 Xiaoyao Lingzi逍遥凌子Historical17k WordsCompleted The Legend of Shen He of Chang'an 4Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 894 杀 Slaughter Kindergarten: Killergarten 杀戮幼儿园——Killergarten Bo L Tang波l棠78k WordsCompleted Killergarten 2Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 895 老 Ancestor, If You Don't Come Down the Mountain Soon, Your Bloodline Ends Here 老祖，再不下山，你就绝后了 The Moon Wants to Shine月亮要发光Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Daoist priest Chen Yang was Zhang Sanfeng’s direct disciple in the late Southern Song dynasty. He has lived for 800 years, growing more powerful once every century. He can’t die even when he wants to, and life has lost all its pleasures. He can only retreat into a remote mountain temple and put himself into a deep, self-imposed sleep. One day, his disciple Chen Qingzhi kneels and begs his master, Chen Yang, to come down from the mountain… Also known as The Patriarch, If You Don’t Come Down Soo 26.1kReads8.2Score2kShelves

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    This novel is a veritable fountain of joy! I bet once you open the first chapter, you'll be completely hooked! It's packed with laughs, as certified by 660,000 readers—so many jokes you'll be grinning from ear to ear, you simply won't be able to stop reading and will want to binge-read to the very end! If you're not satisfied after reading it, feel free to come and hit me! Follow me to discover more laugh-out-loud masterpieces!

46. 896 刁 The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三 The Bohemian of Tonglu桐庐骚客Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power 5.8kReads8.9Score616Shelves

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47. 897 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.8kReads9.1Score663Shelves

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48. 898 沈 The Case Files of Shen Rufeng 沈如风探案录 A Life Like a Probe探似人生Mystery408k WordsCompleted There's only one truth. Follow Shen Rufeng and his colleagues as they piece together the clues and solve each case. The stories are mainly standalone cases. This is a new book by a new author, so please show your support. 1.5kReads—Score102Shelves
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