Novels That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Pound the Bed, With Eight-Pack Abs!!! 能把人笑到捶床，八块腹肌的小说！！！

1. 901 全 After the Whole Villain Cast Reads My Mind, I Take Out the Male and Female Leads 全员反派读我心后，我嘎了男女主 Mu Feiyan沐非烟Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The short drama is out; publication deal signed] Little King Yama Abao transmigrates into a book! She becomes a princess of a fallen kingdom who was sentenced to death as a newborn, branded a harbinger of disaster. [Father, the Imperial Astronomer’s censor bought his way into office. He’s a charlatan working with Consort Li to deceive you. On the day our kingdom falls, he’ll stab you in the heart!] The tyrant emperor: ? He immediately took revenge for his daughter, killing the old censor, and A 5.2kReads9.3Score782Shelves

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   Family, come check out "The Royal Family Receives a Daughter After a Century, and the Tyrant's Mouth Is Twisted with Joy"! This novel is absolutely amazing! 🤣 After a century of waiting, the royal family finally welcomes their adorable little princess 👧. She was born with the ability to read minds 🧠, leading to endless laughs in the palace. She exposes the ministers' ulterior motives in public, causing situations that nearly spiral out of control. Her emperor father goes into overdrive, spoiling the little princess rotten. The little princess is adorably fierce, and every time she uses her mind-reading ability, she brings unexpected joy. Spoiled by her family, she grows up on a winning streak, slapping those with ill intentions in the face. The plot is incredibly addictive. I read it in one go, and my cheeks hurt from laughing so much! Bookmark it now and start reading! 📖

2. 902 人 The Human Feast: A Horror Banquet, Nine Heavens for a Corpse 人体盛宴：恐怖宴会——一个尸体的九重天 Bo L Tang波l棠31k WordsCompleted A Feast of Flesh: The Terrifying Banquet: A Corpse's Ninth Heaven —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 903 弱 I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我，却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔 Ouyang Yun欧阳晕Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this 7.8kReads9.2Score622Shelves

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   These are some super hilarious fantasy comedy novels, especially the first one. It's absolutely hilarious, with the protagonist doing all sorts of outrageous things, using all sorts of weird props and making all sorts of jokes. It's incredibly funny! [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

4. 904 末 Apocalypse: Supplies Used by Women Are Returned a Thousandfold 末世：女人消耗的物资，万倍返还 Loves Teppanyaki Most最爱铁板烧Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, supplies run scarce, and while everyone else struggles to survive, Jiang Fan enjoys life with beautiful women because the supplies they use are returned to him! [Invincible Hero ✚ Lots of Beautiful Women ✚ Storage Space ✚ Unlimited Supplies ✚ No Saintly Heroics ✚ Profit Above All] 33.9kReads8.1Score2.8kShelves

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   🌩🌩My personal 9.9-Point masterpiece, the best novel on Tomato🍅! [Admiration][Heart][Admiration] ① Transmigrated into a rich second-generation villain in an urban fantasy novel, bound to a god-level choice system, he triggers bizarre choices at the start by witnessing the female lead stealing exam papers! A dark and humorous story, it doesn't follow the usual path. To avoid being killed by the main characters, the protagonist fights back against them. The plot is wildly imaginative and hilarious; don't miss it if you like unconventional, satisfying stories!

5. 905 撑 Breaking Through the Transmigration and Rebirth Research Lab 撑破穿越重生研究室 Thorny Bougainvillea有刺三角梅Urban369k WordsOngoing Modern City + Multiple Social Classes + Multiple Female Characters + Campus Life + Inspirational + Political Career + Workplace + Two Male Leads To secure more research funding, Z University opened the world’s first “Transmigration and Rebirth Research Lab.” After finally passing the graduate entrance exam, Yi Lian became one of the lab’s first graduate students… Then Yi Lian discovered that they had become a living specimen… 151Reads7.1Score—Shelves

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   Male protagonist with eight-pack abs [Add one to your bookshelf] - A high-quality urban novel

6. 906 盘 The Meal on the Plate: The Execution Ground, They Watch You, They Remember 盘中餐：刑场——它们看着你，它们记得 Bo L Tang波l棠58k WordsCompleted The Meal on the Plate: The Execution Ground: They Watch You, They Remember 2Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 907 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 261.1kReads9.5Score18.8kShelves

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   Take it, you're welcome. If it's not funny, I'll make you laugh.

8. 908 荒 Two Wolves in the Wilderness 荒野双狼 Continue Writing Spring and Autumn续写春秋Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A prequel to King of the Wilderness, and the first installment in the Wilderness series. Yu Zekai’s days in northern Myanmar... Half of it is true and half is fictional. Take your time reading, and you won’t be disappointed. 38.8kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves

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   It's so good, I can't put it down, I'll read it again whenever I have free time.

9. 909 两 Collection of Two Forgettings: Records of an Unknown Daoist Couple Among Clouds and Waters 两忘集——无名道侣云水录 Bo L Tang波l棠44k WordsCompleted The Collection of Two Forgotten: The Unnamed Daoist Couple's Record of Clouds and Waters 7Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 910 他 He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布，你管这叫谋士 Chancellor, Don't Go Wild丞相别浪Historical3.6M WordsOngoing Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short 24.2kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves

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    Laughing until my stomach hurts

11. 911 荒 The Wilds’ Ninth Squad 荒野九队 Continue Writing Spring and Autumn续写春秋Urban1.7M WordsCompleted In the Qinghai Yadan badlands, local police discover a burned corpse. Hanging around its neck is the ID tag of Cang Yunfeng, a member of Wilderness Team Nine. But at that very moment, Cang Yunfeng is lounging on his sofa at home, watching TV. Only when a policewoman calls does he suddenly realize... he seems to have been missing for a very long time... 92kReads9.5Score10.8kShelves
12. 912 惊 Shocking! The Secret Identity Big Shot Takes the White Lotus Down From Every Angle 惊！马甲大佬她对白莲花横踢竖卷 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Publishing deal signed] [Satisfying revenge, lighthearted comedy, secret identities, putting scumbags in their place, a quirky and formidable mercenary boss VS a principled young heir from Beijing’s elite circles, devoted heroine] At their first meeting, Shu Lan shoots Lu Jinhan and leaves him badly wounded. She chases him all the way back to China, then becomes an ordinary university student. He runs, she chases; he has nowhere to hide. She’s the world’s number-one mercenary king! She’s a foun 56.3kReads9.5Score6.7kShelves

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    [Already hooked] My third book! [Shy] A lighthearted, funny, and meme-filled story where the protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest. A worshipper asks, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?" The protagonist replies, "She's your nemesis."

13. 913 忘 Forgotten River Teahouse: Ghost Stories Galore at the Ghost Festival Teahouse 忘川茶寮——中元茶寮鬼话连篇 Bo L Tang波l棠38k WordsCompleted Wangchuan Teahouse: Ghost Stories Galore at the Zhongyuan Teahouse 1Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 914 人 The World’s Wayward Son 人间浪子 Continue Writing Spring and Autumn续写春秋Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Old Wei's suicide changed the course of Lin Yifei's life. The Lin Yifei who used to watch everyone's mood and grovel just to make ends meet finally stood up for himself! It turned out that a life of having nothing left to lose could bring so many surprises and unexpected turns! 16.9kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
15. 915 西 Journey to the West: I Was an Ant on the Sidelines When They Pinned Down the Monkey 西游：压猴的时候我在旁边当蚂蚁 Newly Flipped Salty Fish新翻咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Yifan transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He happens to see Sun Wukong being crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain. But he’s just an ant now! It’s not as if he can chew through Five Elements Mountain! And on top of that, he has to worry about being crushed under someone’s foot at any moment. Other people have Systems, and he has a golden finger too. Gazing at the golden finger shining in his mind, he can’t help thinking this thing looks completely unreliable! The Three Realms 6.1kReads8.5Score460Shelves
16. 916 血 The Blood-Red Wedding Dress: My Five-Hundred-Year-Old Ghost Girlfriend 血色嫁衣我的五百岁女鬼女友 Bo L Tang波l棠Mystery214k WordsCompleted A female ghost in a blood-red wedding dress! A sinister plot that extinguished all humanity! A meeting five hundred years in the making: she came back in this life for you! Young Gu Linchuan secluded himself in Jiangnan to prepare for his exams, only to encounter Rong Qianlu, a five-hundred-year-old female ghost dressed in a blood-red wedding gown. Her family was slaughtered when she was alive, turning her into a vengeful spirit, but Gu Linchuan’s gentleness brought out her vulnerable side. The 10Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 917 时 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 Don't Come Near Me莫挨到老子Historical152k WordsOngoing What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 62Reads—Score—Shelves

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    History buffs shouldn't miss this! Hilarious corrections to historical inaccuracies. What if Qin Shi Huang is about to be killed? He'll fly, teleport, and unleash a hail of rifles! What if Zhu Qizhen tries to escape from Tumu Fortress? He'll turn into a tree stump and beat the tree unconscious with a flurry of punches! A laugh-out-loud time-travel adventure, correcting three historical errors.

18. 918 时EN Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手，邪神也得给我跪下！ Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 707kReads9.4Score51.8kShelves

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    These two are good. The first one is about Tomato forgetting his roots, and the second one is both funny and exciting. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

19. 919 这 This Tang Monk Takes Advice Too Seriously, and Journey to the West Has Gone Off the Rails! 这个唐僧太听劝，西游崩坏了！ Minghuo Jiangcheng明火江成Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted When the young Jiang Liu'er was starving, he somehow connected to the “Zhihu” System. At first, he only wanted to stop feeling so hungry. But after reading the many answers from Zhihu users, Tang Sanzang developed a new perspective on the world. “To kill in order to protect life, to end karma is not to kill. I will begin by protecting those who are kind at heart.” “This humble monk must keep striving, so that the journey to the West will be effortless.” “It's better to rely on yourself than ask 2.3kReads8.4Score182Shelves
20. 920 吃 Gossip Alert! The Richest Man's Kids Aren't His 吃瓜！首富的孩子都不是他的 Just Li Li梨梨而已Modern Romance359k WordsCompleted [System + digging up dirt on cheaters + making a fortune + lighthearted, no angst] After one failed blind date after another, Xia Yining binds herself to a marriage-assistance System. From then on, all it takes is one look for her to know everything about a person. The System thumps its chest and assures her, “Even if there’s only one decent man left on Earth, I can find him for you!” Xia Yining’s eyes light up. “Really? Then how much could I make using you to expose cheating men for other peo 3.8kReads9.1Score643Shelves

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    A tale of intrigue and power struggles within a wealthy family, revealing shocking secrets! The richest man, believing himself to possess both wealth and a happy family, is unaware that his wife harbors a devastating secret. The mystery surrounding his child's paternity instantly plunges him into a media storm. As the truth is gradually unveiled, is it human greed at play, or is there more to the story? This epic drama of family feuds is full of twists and turns, immersing you in the clash between humanity and desire.

21. 921 笑 You Mock Huaxia for Having No Gods? From the Start, I Awakened Billions of Deities 笑我华夏无神？我开局觉醒亿万神 Open the Door, Here's Some Warmth开门送温暖Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Spiritual qi revival sweeps the world, and the Mythic Arena appears. Gods from every nation arrive one after another: Japan awakens Amaterasu, the American federation summons Odin, and Greece calls forth Zeus… Only China has lost its mythological heritage, leaving it in grave danger! Then I transmigrate here by chance and discover, to my amazement, that I possess the complete system of Chinese mythology! “A mere Great Xia dares to compete with us in the number of gods?” “Hey… wait! Look at what 2.3kReads8.6Score411Shelves

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    🍃🍃🍃I'm dying of laughter, I'm laughing so hard I'm pounding the bed! Hahahaha! The worshipper says, "Master, I've found a huge tomb, want to come along?" The protagonist replies, "No, I can't handle those traps." The worshipper asks, "What traps?" The protagonist responds, "The police! 🤣"

22. 922 笑 This Is Hilarious! If I Can't Beat Them, I'll Make Their Lives Hell 笑疯了！打不过就往死里整 Messy-Haired Mengmeng萌萌头发乱Eastern Fantasy185k WordsCompleted [Farming, beast-taming, scheming, comedy, light System, laugh-out-loud fun] Black smoke rises from the Li family’s ancestral graves! Green smoke rises from the Wang family’s ancestral graves! A spring bubbles up from the Chen family’s ancestral graves! This is a lighthearted, comedic story full of shenanigans. If you’re looking for a protagonist who kills everyone in an instant, this isn’t for you! The story has two golden fingers and a bit of technology, mainly for causing mischief and mining. 609Reads6.1Score105Shelves

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    🔥🔥🔥These three books are hilarious! Don't read them at night, or you'll stay up all night! Especially the third one, a completed novel with 124,000 readers and a 9.4 Rating from 27,000 reviews—it's incredibly high quality!

23. 923 觉 After Awakening, I Decided to Take Everyone Out! 觉醒后我决定创死所有人！ Xiao Cheng Wants to See the Snow小程想看雪8k WordsCompleted After awakening, I decided to take everyone down with me! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A very funny short story

24. 924 都 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Bored Little Bai无聊小白啊Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 139.1kReads9.3Score13.8kShelves
25. 925 斗 The Beast Arena: From Third Sister-in-Law to Dragon 斗兽竞技场，从三嫂变为巨龙 Dong Qiang, Who Likes Luzhuqing喜欢芦竹青的董强Urban90k WordsOngoing I saved a cat. The cat died. I got a spot in a beast-fighting arena. “...Isn’t there something wrong with your criteria?” My name is Chen Mo. I’m a food delivery courier on Blue Star, and my specialties are being broke, going hungry, and making conversations awkward. 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious, especially the first one.

26. 926 零 Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃：爹咋哭的比娃响 Attending the Banquet Without Paying a Gift吃席不交份子钱Urban1.4M WordsCompleted As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b 17.2kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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    Highly recommended! 1.2 Million readers! 🍁🍁 Young people shouldn't fall in love unless they get paid more. The male lead is a professional simp who only cares about making money and doesn't care about romance. He just wanted to make enough money and then quit! 🔥 June is approaching, and the male lead runs off with the money, but the girls aren't having it, leading to all sorts of dramatic situations.

27. 927 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界，成了全宗门骄傲 No Mercy Under My Blade刀下不留人Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 4.2kReads8.7Score454Shelves

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    The female lead is a zombie who transmigrates to the cultivation world, craving the minds of cultivators and chasing after her master, senior brothers, junior brothers, and senior sisters. Her master frantically forges bite-proof helmets to protect the sect [laughing][facepalm], and the entire sect becomes known as the "Helmet Sect" for wearing helmets. Super hilarious, a beloved zombie heroine, with a captivating plot that will have you laughing until you're pounding your bed!

28. 928 颠 Everything’s Gone Haywire! The Bandit Brat Wants to Restore the Villain Family’s Legacy 颠了！土匪崽崽要重振反派家风 Su Yi Ya宿义吖Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [The whole family dotes on her] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Adorable little girl] [Comedy] [Unhinged] [Jinx] Lu Rong is three and a half years old, and her profession is fearsome bandit chief. Even when she's got a candied hawthorn skewer in her mouth all day, nothing can stop her from collecting protection money wherever she goes. Recently, she was reunited with her birth parents, only to discover that they're from the most notorious villainous family in the capital. The little dumpling claps her 10.4kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves

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    ✨This hilarious chubby bandit is a little jinx; at three years old, he's robbing his own father! Chubby: This road is my den, this tree is my home; if you want to pass, leave your toll! ✨Father: Give it all to the king, make me your number one underling…

29. 929 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 404Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    This is hilarious! The protagonist is a ruthless bandit, the system is incredibly resourceful, constantly ripping off its host, and the money-grubbing battle pet is always causing trouble. A laugh-out-loud experience awaits! The plot is fresh and original.

30. 930 奶 Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Darling: Daddy’s Little Warmth Has a Draft 奶包三岁半，爹爹的小棉袄漏风啦 Preface to the South Pavilion南亭序Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mystical ghost hunting + doted on by everyone + an adorable, chubby-cheeked little girl who gives her dad a hard time + a gloomy, handsome, aloof father] [The latest short-drama adaptation is coming soon. You can reserve it on Hongguo!] A three-and-a-half-year-old girl named Xiao Mianmian arrived at Prince Jin’s residence. She could not only catch ghosts and draw talismans, but also talk to animals and plants. Catching demons and vanquishing evil spirits was a piece of cake for her. The little 6.9kReads9.0Score754Shelves
31. 931 修 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Late Summer 26夏末贰陆Eastern Fantasy261k WordsCompleted Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The venerable immortal, who is pure of heart and desires, stays up all night every day watching live streams.

32. 932 三 The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠，逃命成为天下第一 Jie Ma介麻Ancient Romance96k WordsCompleted The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven 251Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's so funny it'll make you laugh until you're pounding the bed!

33. 933 药EN Cauldron of the Medicine God 药神鼎 Chubby Radish胖胖的萝卜Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted (Mortal cultivation + no System + lighthearted + not a saint + multiple female leads + fast-paced) At the Foundation Establishment stage, he wins over a Nascent Soul uncle-master and a Core Formation senior sister; at the Deity Transformation stage, a Mahayana saintess. See how Ye Fei, an ordinary mortal, encounters one lucky opportunity after another and joyfully cultivates toward immortality. It starts slowly, but gets better and better as it goes. If something doesn't make sense at first, try 78.6kReads9.0Score8.6kShelves

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34. 934 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 32.7kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves

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    Your Majesty, the book you requested has been brought to you.

35. 935 民 Innkeeper, Don't Think You Can Escape: The CEO's Runaway Pregnancy 民宿老板别想逃：女总裁的“带球跑” Jie Ma介麻Marriage & Romance53k WordsCompleted The B&B Owner Can't Get Away: The CEO's "Pregnant and on the Run" Romance 183Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 936 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.5kReads9.0Score2kShelves
37. 937 末 Apocalypse: More Children, More Blessings, Starting with the Aloof Class Belle 末世：多子多福，从高冷班花开始 Ate a Lemon吃了柠檬Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.2M WordsCompleted [Invincible + zombie apocalypse + more children, more blessings + tons of female characters + ruthless and decisive + profits above all] When the apocalypse arrived and zombies broke out, Liu Yang and the aloof class beauty were trapped in a room together. The girl who used to barely give Liu Yang the time of day could now only kneel and beg to cling to him! That's when Liu Yang awakened the more children, more blessings System and gained powerful abilities. From then on, he rose to the top of t 52kReads8.5Score4.6kShelves
38. 938 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.6kReads6.3Score297Shelves

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    🔥These two books are too weird🔥 The first one is "Rebirth in the 80s," where the protagonist fights his way up from a scourge of the compound to a peerless national hero. The second one is "The Emperor's Wrath Causes Millions to Die, the Crown Prince's Wrath Paralyzes the Entire City."

39. 939 你 Is Your Life Worth Enough to Pay? 你的命，够付么？ Not Autumn Zhang不秋张Urban628k WordsOngoing I crave madness, so what do I fear from Heaven's punishment? I have cast off all worldly attachments, so what do I fear? Above all dominance, I am the one who rules! Watch as the protagonist, Wu Tian, cultivates step by step, challenges Heaven, and fights his way from modern society, the Human Realm, into other worlds, ultimately reaching the pinnacle! 173Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A fantasy novel for adults, full of excitement, desire, and defying the heavens. "Is Your Life Enough to Pay?" By Bu Qiu Zhang. The male protagonist starts out dumped and impoverished. He unexpectedly obtains a cultivation inheritance. He cultivates the Supreme Forgetfulness of Emotions, yet insists on controlling cause and effect—whoever wrongs him will be repaid a hundredfold; whoever loves him will be protected with his life. Along the way, he encounters various girls, each one treating him sincerely. Dual cultivation is both a deepening of their relationship and a breakthrough in their cultivation. From mortal to the pinnacle, he achieves: to have his beloved forever, and for the world to submit to him.

40. 940 从 After Graduating from a Top University, I Turned Around and Took a Security Job 从985名校出来，转头扎进保安岗 Jie Ma介麻33k WordsCompleted Graduated from a top-tier 985 university, then turned around and took a security guard job 63Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 941 无 Every Day Is a Good Day for Love 无日不欢 Lu Wen路文Modern Romance342k WordsCompleted Dear readers, please take a moment to leave a five-star review. Your support keeps me going. [One-on-one sweet romance + both leads speak their minds + possessiveness + both are each other's first + flirting + adorable baby] After drinking, Su Tingyun slept with a man, but woke up unable to remember what he looked like. When they met again, she mistook him for a truck driver. Shen Yuechuan thought he would never stop for anyone, but he was proven wrong in no time. Love may begin for no apparent 2kReads8.7Score117Shelves
42. 942 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 5.5kReads9.0Score598Shelves

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    I laughed so hard I got an eight-pack! It's really hilarious. I read it line by line, without skipping a single chapter. It was funny at first, but I couldn't stop watching later on. There are also many jokes and memorable scenes. Every character is vivid and relatable.

43. 943 开 Dropped into Handong from the Start, I'll Make Hou Liangping My First Sacrifice 开局空降汉东，先拿侯亮平祭旗 Big-Faced Cat Who Eats Bamboo吃竹子的大脸猫Male-Channel Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted "The story in this novel is entirely fictional! Entirely fictional! Entirely fictional! Entirely fictional! Entirely fictional!" In the Han Dong region, the winds shift and clouds gather. The political arena is full of twists and turns, with open and hidden factions vying against one another as talented figures compete for supremacy. Lin Tian is exceptionally gifted and possessed of extraordinary ambition. In his daily life, he matches wits with his colleagues, and with a smile, breaks through d 19.2kReads7.6Score858Shelves

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    Super awesome, Tian Guofu has been taken down!

44. 944 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban373k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.8kReads—Score103Shelves

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    I don't know if I can laugh out loud, but at least I can relax.

45. 945 被 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂？我妈逆袭翻红！ Jie Ma介麻13k WordsCompleted My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 946 求 You Want a Secondary Wife? I’ll Marry Your Third Uncle in a Ten-Mile Bridal Procession! 求娶平妻？十里红妆嫁你三叔！ Optimistic Sunflower乐天派向日葵Ancient Romance447k WordsCompleted Everyone in the capital knew that Shen Zhao, the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Personnel, was deeply in love with the eldest son of the Cui family. But no one knew that the emperor had personally arranged the marriage between the Shen and Cui families. Cui Shaoqing had been engaged to Shen Zhao for ten years, yet had never cared about her. Only later did Shen Zhao understand that Cui Shaoqing favored women with pride and backbone. She had wasted all her affection and put up with every i 22.4kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves

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    Wow! [Exploration] Scumbags always have their own set of theories, it just depends on whether the woman can cut her losses in time. [Heart][Heart] I really like the heroine's method of turning a loss into a profit. [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up] It's also sad to see such a good hand turned into a disaster. [Facepalm] The outcome for scumbags and scheming women is so satisfying to watch, what can I do? [Heart][Heart][Heart]

47. 947 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 18kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves

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    👣💋👣This book is hilarious, super funny! Once you start reading, you won't be able to stop laughing until your stomach hurts. You're laughing so hard you're dying! You should check on your kids! I just finished reading it and my liver hurts from laughing so much. The pain of trying to hold back laughter in bed late at night... Nobody understands!! Nobody understands!!

48. 948 大 The Rebellious Son of the Tang Dynasty: I'll Seize the Throne at Xuanwu Gate! 大唐逆子：登基就去玄武门！ Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to the Great Tang and became Li Chengqian, Crown Prince of the Great Tang. He obtained the Unfilial Son Conquest System! Li Chengqian: Father, is the Li family's tradition that the throne is inherited through the Xuanwu Gate? Li Shimin: You unfilial son! What did you say? Li Chengqian: Father, if I want to ascend the throne, do I have to pass through the Xuanwu Gate? Li Shimin: You unfilial son! (╬◣д◢) Say that again if you dare! Li Chengqian: QAQ Father, do I really have to kil 21kReads8.4Score1.8kShelves

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    [Flying kiss][Adoration] Funny, Tang Dynasty, Rebellion, Mischievous child, System. Transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty as Crown Prince Li Chengqian. Obtained the Rebellious Son's Domination System! ([Sending heart] Li Chengqian: Father, is the Li family tradition the Xuanwu Gate succession system? Father, if I want to ascend the throne, do I have to pass through the Xuanwu Gate? Father, do I really have to kill all my brothers to ascend the throne?...)

49. 949 午 Midnight Smoke Rings' Sixth Book 午夜的烟圈的第6本书 Midnight Smoke Rings午夜的烟圈Urban174k WordsOngoing My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 70Reads7.3Score—Shelves
50. 950 大 Great Jing: One Shot Stands Supreme 大靖：一枪独尊 Blue and White蓝中白Historical1.4M WordsCompleted [Alternate History] [History] [Wulin] [Court Politics] [No System] [Multiple Heroines] Li Yun, a modern mercenary and assassin nicknamed the “Dark God of Slaughter,” transmigrates into the body of a foolish young master from a general’s family, just as he is getting married in the unfamiliar Jing Dynasty. He’s been a fool for ten years, enduring endless ridicule and humiliation. Then he awakens, finally able to vent his frustrations, and shocks the world! Unmatched with a spear, unrivaled beneat 3.5kReads8.3Score281Shelves

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