Any Funny, Shameless System Novels Over Two Million Words? 有没有200万以上搞笑缺德的系统小说啊

1. 201 你 You're a Sword Immortal, and You're Not Just Strong, You're Ridiculously Handsome! 你这剑仙，强的同时又过分帅气！ Dirt Dog Egg土狗蛋儿Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Class Change for Everyone + Passionate Battles + Ridiculous Comedy + Multiple Classes + Leveling Up + Defend Our Homeland + An Absurdly Handsome Protagonist] After transmigrating to a world where everyone changes class, Lu Sheng discovers that his quest panel often glitches, assigning him all sorts of bizarre missions. By completing them, he keeps earning Charm rewards and becomes the handsomest guy in school. At the pep rally held a hundred days before the college entrance exams, Qiu He, the s 62.9kReads9.1Score5.7kShelves

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   [Already recommended][Already recommended] After transmigrating, the protagonist Lu Sheng is bound to a "crazy" mission system. The moment he rejects the school beauty's confession, he unlocks the hidden profession [Sword Immortal], thus beginning his heaven-defying journey of "killing one person every ten steps and leaving no trace for a thousand miles".

2. 202 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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   💥The content is hilarious🦊, the plot is 😝exciting, especially the protagonist's despicable character💫 paired with his sister🍁, it's really 🌾funny🌴🌴🌴

3. 203 仙 The Immortal World's Group Owner Is a Mortal 仙界群主是凡人 Yu Lu彧路Urban151k WordsCompleted [Urban Cultivation + Mystery and Imagination + System + Chat Group] I’m Qin Mo, an elementary school Chinese teacher. I’m also the only mortal in the Immortal Realm’s group chat who can command Immortal Venerables and demon gods. Immortal Venerables who have lived since time immemorial offer me cigarettes, while demon gods who have destroyed stars put on a smile when they see me. The System never gives me quests, and the immortals in the group don’t dare let me in on their secrets. The more ord 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   New book review! A suspenseful urban fantasy novel with a system element. Welcome everyone to check it out! [Please follow!]

4. 204 9 999 God-Tier Identities: A Spectacular Beatdown of the Protagonist 999种神级身份，花式吊打主角 An'an's Little Money Jar安安的小钱罐Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Villain + invincible + comedy + messing with the protagonist + trope subversion + lighthearted wish fulfillment] Chu Feng transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the senior disciple of Qingyun Sword Sect. He seems to have the perfect start, but before he can even pop the champagne, he discovers that he’s destined to be the ultimate villain. His predecessor was so helpful that he already made a mortal enemy of a Chosen Protagonist! Worst of all, that Chosen Protagonist has already grown p 7.3kReads8.6Score665Shelves

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   [Silly] + [Lighthearted] + [Bug Exploitation] + [Freebie Hunting] + [Brainstorming] Fang Chen had just transmigrated to another world when he learned that he had just made a life-or-death duel with the chosen one who had been jilted, and he was trembling with fear.

5. 205 玄 Xuanhuan: The Stronger My Foes, the Stronger I Become, with No Limit to My Cultivation 玄幻：遇强则强，我的修为无上限 The Handsomest Author in History史上最帅作者Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible Protagonist] [Lie Flat, No Rat Race] [Wacky Comedy] [No Female Lead] [Harem Fans Beware]… Ye Junlin, who has a System that makes him stronger whenever he faces a stronger opponent and is on the verge of dying of old age, begins his cheat-fueled journey to unlimited cultivation. Immortal Emperors? Sages? The Heavenly Dao? All of you, step aside! On top of that, he takes several disciples. His eldest disciple is the leader of a demonic cult, ruthless and treacherous, with a rebell 34.6kReads8.4Score4.9kShelves
6. 206 我EN The Monsters I Created! 我创造的怪物！ No One in the World Will Ever Meet Me Again世人千万再难遇我Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Behind the Scenes + Ensemble Cast + Cosmic Horror + No System + No Romance] Also known as: Dark Revelation Gods and demons, dragons, and the apocalypse were once fairy tales. The mysteries of this world have faded from sight, yet someone has brought those long-lost things back into the public eye. And every clue, every lead, points to a man named Chen Ye. “Friends, would you cast off this flesh and join us in embracing evolution?” Extended blurb: Sequence 001: The Mimic Sequence 002: The Deep O 65.6kReads9.2Score6.1kShelves

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   [Already hooked][Already hooked] The protagonist, Chen Ye, accidentally obtains a mysterious porcelain pot. Any creature that drinks the liquid inside will trigger a "glorious evolution"—ravens learn to mimic human speech, glass shards grant invisibility, and a series of monsters such as fishmen, queen bees, and gargoyles are born one after another. Unlike the traditional savior trope, Chen Ye transforms into an anomaly creator, leading the disillusioned to shed their physical forms and stir up the world with monstrous bodies.

7. 207 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.3kReads9.5Score528Shelves

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   🍢🍢This book truly has a golden three chapters; once you start reading, there's a magical pull that draws you in, making it impossible to put down. 🍢It's just that the author is terrible at naming things, ⚡otherwise it would definitely be a masterpiece⚡, which is a bit of a shame!!! 🍜🍜🍜

8. 208 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.4kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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   20 Years of comedy expertise

9. 209 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.8kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves
10. 210 我 I Own a Pawnshop That Holds Heaven and Earth 我有一座天地当铺 Tycoon大亨Urban4.6M WordsCompleted Chang'e, you owe the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop a peerless beauty. Repay the principal and interest within five thousand years, or become our servant and accept whatever fate awaits you! Lord Laozi, you owe the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop a top-grade immortal artifact. Return two artifacts within three thousand years, or we’ll seize Doushuai Palace and the artifact you pledged! And you, Monkey, the Golden Cudgel in your hands belongs to the pawnshop too. Hurry up and send over your fruits from 3.9kReads7.4Score481Shelves

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    This book deserves a low rating! Chang'e, the Moon Goddess, owes the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop a peerless beauty; she must repay the principal and interest within five thousand years, or she'll be a slave at their mercy! Laozi, the Supreme Lord, owes the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop a top-grade immortal artifact; he must repay two within three thousand years, with the Doulu Palace and the artifact as collateral if he defaults! ... And that monkey, your golden cudgel is also from the pawnshop; hurry up and send over your flowers and fruits! Old Jade Emperor, your Lingxiao Palace is also due; what do you plan to use to pay the interest? Zhang Fan, who owns the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop, will become the biggest creditor in the Three Realms!

11. 211 明 Getting By in the Late Ming 明末混日子 Swatting Mosquitoes in My Sleep睡觉打蚊子Historical1.2M WordsOngoing A little nobody arrived in a brand-new world. What path would he take here...? Perhaps he would change this place. Perhaps he would remain nothing more than a speck of dust, arriving quietly and leaving just as quietly. Perhaps he would try his hardest and still fail. Whatever happened, life would go on, and tomorrow would still come. He just wouldn't be that young man anymore. 290Reads5.3Score—Shelves

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    I'll give you some advice.

12. 212 大 The Earth God of Great Zhou 大周土地公 Lone Boat Herding Clouds孤舟牧云Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsCompleted [Quality guaranteed across 5 million characters. Feel free to bookmark and enjoy!] He transmigrates into the world of Sword and Fairy and becomes the lowest-ranking Earth God. Relying on the incense offerings of the spirits in the wilderness, such as weasels, foxes, rats, hedgehogs, and snakes, he grows stronger step by step and establishes a clan of immortals. He teaches weasels to lay bricks, foxes to tell stories, rats to mint coins, and pythons to sail the seas... Starting out as an Earth Go 27.3kReads9.0Score3.3kShelves
13. 213 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 69.7kReads8.6Score5.6kShelves

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    A new level of system-based gameplay! A sword-wielding male protagonist + a sixth-tier system + a single female lead with a Tang Dynasty sword, the academy's multi-race battles are so exhilarating you won't want to stop! [Admiration]

14. 214 凡 The Mortal's Immortal Gourd 凡人仙葫 Ximen Woxue西门卧雪Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing Er Gouzi is an honest, hardworking farmer. His greatest dream is to save up enough to buy a few acres, become a small landowner, and marry a buxom, strong-legged wife. Then his life would be perfect. But after an accident leaves him with a gourd and an old swindler talks him into it, he blunders into the path of immortality and gets dragged into conflict. Even so, he never forgets his original goal: he just wants to farm... 232.7kReads9.0Score16.1kShelves

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    🔥🏀🐔When an ordinary scholar accidentally obtains a heaven-defying immortal gourd, is it a blessing or a curse? In "The Mortal's Immortal Gourd," there are no protagonists born with cheat codes, only a small character struggling to rise from the bottom. Mysterious and unpredictable cultivation sects, incredibly powerful spells and talismans, and ever-changing rare and exotic beasts all revolve around this immortal gourd. In the dog-eat-dog world of cultivation, the protagonist, with his wisdom and perseverance, repeatedly turns danger into safety, uncovering the shocking secrets behind the immortal gourd. The intricately woven plot and thrilling adventure will absolutely immerse you, allowing you to experience a unique charm of Xianxia. Come and explore! [Crying]

15. 215 庶 The Concubine’s Daughter Spills Her Inner Thoughts While Gossiping, and the Entire Court Secretly Dotes on the Heir’s Wife 庶女吃瓜漏心声，全朝偷宠世子妃 Ting Bao汀煲Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 42.2kReads8.9Score6kShelves

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    ⚡️ "The Concubine's Daughter's Whispers: The Whole Court's Favor for the Crown Prince's Wife": Sheng Zhao transmigrates into the body of a mistress in a marquis's mansion, intending to simply sit back and watch the drama unfold. However, she unexpectedly gains a "whisper amplification" buff—her complaints about her stepmother's hypocrisy are heard throughout the main hall; her inner turmoil about the aloof crown prince is overheard by him! In public, she's a cautious and timid pushover, but in private, her (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks) skills are off the charts. Unexpectedly, the aloof crown prince is particularly fond of her gossip, the court officials secretly admire her "saying one thing but meaning another," and even the emperor subtly offers her support. When the gossip-watching crowd becomes the gossip itself, Sheng Zhao just wants to cover her mouth: Help! I really don't want to be the darling of the court! A hilarious comeback story that begins with (tu cao)—watch how the concubine's daughter, amidst the whole court's "eavesdropping," manages to win over the cold-faced crown prince!

16. 216 豪 The Tycoon’s Son-in-Law Turns the Tables 豪门赘婿，倒反天罡 My Family Has a Little Cotton-Padded Jacket我家有件小棉袄Urban880k WordsCompleted When Ye Liuqing woke up, he had become a live-in son-in-law to a wealthy family. But after three years of marriage, Ye Liuqing had endured nothing but scorn. Even the servants in the family treated him however they pleased. He bonded with the [Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System]. If he successfully gets divorced, he can take a hundred billion and return to reality! Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System: Being warmhearted is a path, clearing pipes is a path, and the path to a woman's hea 2.2kReads6.2Score173Shelves

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    It's absolutely hilarious, but it's only about 800,000 words long.

17. 217 反EN Villain: The Female Lead Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Her Persona Crumbles 反派：女主偷听我心声人设崩了 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 78.6kReads9.4Score7kShelves

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    I think this one is pretty good and worth recommending... Tang Yu transmigrates to an urban fantasy world, becoming a rich second-generation villain who gets rewards for surviving each plot segment! He decides to be a coward and survive until the finale! His first step is to break off the engagement to avoid being killed by the Dragon King! Unexpectedly, everyone is playing him, deliberately trying to make him the target of hatred. Su Muyue: You want to break off the engagement? No...

18. 218 大 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐：开局传国玉玺砸核桃 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me 17.4kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    Take 20 copies and focus on quantity over quality [cool][cool][cool]

19. 219 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 100.2kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves

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    Take 20 books and focus on quantity over quantity 😎😎😎

20. 220 从 A Journey to Another World That Begins as a Slime 从史莱姆开始的异界之旅 Why Say So Much何必言深Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted I got bound to a divine-gift System from the start. The System spirit, Aila, claims to be the Goddess of Time. Why is she clinging to me? “Are you male or female?” “Jerk! I'm so cute, of course I'm a girl!” Who would have thought that the seemingly harmless Demon Slime in front of me could evolve until it devoured the entire world? “Uh, the contract needs a drop of blood? That'll hurt...” And so, with my knowledge of a thousand classic tropes from other worlds, my journey in another world be 15.5kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
21. 221 网 Online Game: Confessing to a Noble Lady from the Start 网游：开局表白贵族千金 A Tom一只汤姆丶Sports3.6M WordsCompleted [Fake Villain + Lighthearted + Invincible + Online Game = Maximum Thrills!] After playing a game all night, he suddenly died and transmigrated into the game as a notorious villain. He confesses to the noble duke’s daughter right from the start, only for the duke to decide he wants him dead? He had thought he’d only made one enemy, but when Victor came to his senses, he realized something. Everyone around him wanted him dead. The aloof Valkyrie boss was dead set on taking his head, while the all- 66.3kReads9.3Score6kShelves
22. 222 人EN In the Cultivation World, I Can Go 50-50 with Anyone 人在修仙世界，和谁都能五五开 May Spring Bring You Happiness春风要开心Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted In Li Zhoujun's fortieth year after transmigrating to become the mountain lord of an immortal sect, he finally obtained a System that let him match anyone fifty-fifty. Are you a ten-thousand-year-old monster who has spent ages hidden from the world? I'm your equal. Are you an unparalleled Immortal Emperor of peerless elegance? I'm your equal. Are you a demonic fiend whose very name strikes terror into people's hearts? I'm your equal. 65.4kReads9.1Score5.5kShelves
23. 223 惊 Thriller: The Death Knight Is Actually Me? 惊悚：亡灵骑士竟是我自己？ Loves Apple Pie爱吃苹果派Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted [Horror Game + Survival + Brother Cheng] The horror game arrived. Yin Cheng, known as Brother Cheng. He awakened a special talent that raised monsters' favorability toward him. Then Yin Cheng realized that his horror game... seemed to be going completely off the rails! A towering ghost nurse begged Yin Cheng to give her an IV, holding out her drip bag; a graceful, aristocratic vampire countess refused to drink anyone's blood but Yin Cheng's; a shapeshifting painted-skin ghost chased him, begging 42.1kReads9.1Score4.3kShelves
24. 224 开 The Empress Orders My Execution from the Start: I Summon the Fourth Calamity 开局女帝赐死：我召唤第四天灾 Lord Meow阿喵领主Historical702k WordsCompleted Su Chen transmigrated and became the heir to the Duke of Zhenguo. He had planned to live off his family's inheritance and coast through life, but the empress ordered his execution from the start. In a fit of rage, Su Chen flipped the table and summoned a million players from Blue Star. He never expected the players from Blue Star to be so battle-hungry that they put the emperor's robes on Su Chen, who only wanted to lie flat. Years later, Su Chen sat on the dragon throne, staring blankly at the 2.8kReads8.8Score250Shelves
25. 225 贞 The Leisurely Prince of Zhenguan 贞观小闲王 Enlightenment on the Way悟途Historical7.7M WordsOngoing [No System]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Farming] Have you ever wondered what you’d do if you transmigrated to ancient times with no System and no golden finger? You’re not a physicist, chemist, or historian, just an ordinary person from the future. Everything you know comes from movies, TV, short-video platforms, and the media. How would you survive? Follow an ordinary person who transmigrates into Li Shen, Li Shimin’s tenth son at the beginning of the Tang dynasty. With nothing but his limited knowledge 117.7kReads9.2Score6.8kShelves
26. 226 召 The Weakest Summons? A Demon Contract Maxes Out My Talent from the Start 召唤最弱？开局恶魔契约天赋拉满 It's JoJo是jojo啊Urban2.1M WordsOngoing [Infinite Flow] + [power fantasy] + [lighthearted] + [comedy] (No female lead) (Dungeon-focused plot) He chooses the bottom-tier Summoner class, only to awaken a demonic contract enhancement rune that lets him trade his maximum HP for summoned creature talents. “Summoners are weak? I’ll max out my talents. So, how will you deal with that?” 93.6kReads9.0Score6.8kShelves
27. 227 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Black King’s Agent, and I Have Time Zero from the Start 斩神：我黑王代言人，开局时间零 There's a Little Book in the Tree树上有本小书Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Slay the Gods + Dragon Raja + No Female Lead] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Lin Xuan discovers that he has become a classmate of Lin Qiye’s and awakened a golden finger. The blood of the Black King flows through his body, making him a Dragon Raja hybrid. From the start, he awakens the Spirit Word Time Zero. By devouring the mysterious, he can strengthen his bloodline and unlock all kinds of abilities. No matter what level of mysterious creature you are, even if you’re a 48.5kReads9.4Score6kShelves
28. 228 系 The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了，我成了系统 Little Monster小小怪Urban4.9M WordsOngoing What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the 14.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
29. 229 魔 The Remixed Journey to the West: A Chaotic Stew 魔改版西游：一锅乱炖 Shadowed Years岁月幽冥Eastern Fantasy168k WordsCompleted [Fantasy + Wild Reimagining] [Comedy + Sharp Tongues] [Journey to the West + No Romance] “I’m a good young man doing my nine years of compulsory education. How did I transmigrate in such a ridiculous, confusing way? Fine, I transmigrated, but why did I turn into a bald monk?!” “Mom, somebody save him! (๑ १д१)” “Other people transmigrate and become big shots. Why am I a weakling Tang Sanzang from the start, the one every monster wants to take a bite out of for the meat of immortality?!” 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Then I had to pull out this one, a heavily modified version of Tang Sanzang [laughing and crying][OK]. Lan Shannan, who had just transmigrated into Tang Sanzang, was obsessed with "not wanting to be food for the system." He attempted suicide twice, forcing the system to repeatedly rewind time, and even transformed into a red-eyed demon monk to subdue the system. His journey to the West was even more unconventional. He shattered a mountain with one punch to save Wukong, casually helped Nezha escape a monster siege and took him as a disciple, and even threw the nagging system into the ghost world to be fed to the hanging ghosts.

30. 230 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 44.7kReads7.3Score3.7kShelves

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    Funny and immoral

31. 231 假 The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 40.6kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves

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    It's great! I came across this novel when I was feeling down. At first, I just wanted to read it casually to kill time, but I ended up getting more and more engrossed. Every character is unique, and I really love it!

32. 232 反 The Villain's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old: If Dad Won't Rebel, I'll Do It 反派幼崽三岁半，爹不造反我来干 The Moon Falls into a Dream月亮跌入梦Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Adored by everyone + feel-good power fantasy + gloomy antagonist gets remade into a doting dad + daughter sweet-talks her villain father into spoiling her + female supporting character has a System] Wen Ruan was an evil villain who dreamed of ruling the world. The good news: she transmigrated as the three-and-a-half-year-old biological daughter of Qin Jiuzhou, the ultimate villain. The bad news: she’d landed in the epilogue, where the gloomy villain who could crush the heavens and earth had los 34.3kReads8.9Score4.2kShelves
33. 233 老 I Spent Three Years Helping the Poor. This Is Great Qin? 老子扶贫三年，这是大秦？ Great Lord Mao毛神大大Historical1.5M WordsOngoing "Lucid waters and lush mountains are as valuable as mountains of gold and silver!" "There's no such thing as true poverty, only resources that haven't been put to use and people who haven't received help." "To alleviate poverty, you have to adapt to local customs, respect the people, and help them." Before setting off, Zhao Long memorized these three sayings from the seasoned town chief, who had spent thirty years fighting poverty. Alone, he set out for Zhao Village, a poor settlement deep in th 8.3kReads8.8Score755Shelves
34. 234 曼 Be Good, Manman! Lean Closer, Young Master Ji Is Clinging to You Again 曼曼乖！侧耳，阴湿季少缠上来了 Li Wu黎巫Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Complete [Transmigrate into a book + romantic tension + everyone's darling + both leads are each other's first] [Gloomy, obsessive heir x affection-starved, foul-mouthed little rascal] [They push and pull to the limit and save each other. Everyday-life story, sweet and indulgent, with a light comedic edge] (The author is bad at writing blurbs. Read the story.) Lu Shiman transmigrates into a book as the vicious supporting actress who caused the heroine deep childhood trauma. There are four more v 11kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
35. 235 我 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 Diligent but Silent勤不语Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 23kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
36. 236 网EN Online Gaming: The Peerless Poison Lord 网游之绝世毒尊 Starry Dream and Fated Romance星梦辰缘Sports1.5M WordsCompleted A cross-generational game called Oracle was born, and quietly began changing the world. When a game's abilities can be brought into reality, should you be excited or afraid? Wu Shaochen, an utterly ordinary office worker, gets food poisoning after eating expired food. But after logging into the game, his misfortune turns to fortune when he gains the special talent Source of Venom, setting him on the path to the top. [New novel: Doomsday: I'm Really Not a Bandit] 176.7kReads9.2Score17.6kShelves
37. 237 网 Online Game: I Have a Super-God-Tier Talent 网游：我有超神级天赋 Rousing Ape撼动猩Sports4.6M WordsCompleted [Updated through the fusion of Ragnarok and reality] [Traditional VRMMO + Transcendent Talent + Ruthless Protagonist + Plot-Driven + No Female Lead] Reborn before Ragnarok's servers launch, he has the chance to start over. Every regret from his past life will be made right. He never awakened a talent in his previous life, not even after ten years. Now, armed with memories of that life, he obtains a God-Tier Talent Awakening Stone and unlocks a Transcendent Talent! Every normal attack permanently 174.5kReads8.9Score17.4kShelves
38. 238 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
39. 239 异 Superpower Awakening: This Ridiculous Power Is Way Too Strong 异能觉醒：沙雕搞笑异能太强了吧 Dried Radish Lover爱吃萝卜干Urban880k WordsCompleted (Spiritual qi revival, cartoon-animation abilities, absurd comedy, nonsensical humor, the uncanny, technology, antiquity, mythology, the cosmos...) The serious can't beat the silly, and passion can't beat comedy. A century after spiritual qi revival, dimensional creatures have invaded and society is barely holding together. The protagonist gains a ridiculous, comedic ability! 3kReads7.8Score122Shelves
40. 240 觉 My Simp Awakening Went Off the Rails, and I Blew Up Showbiz Barehanded 觉醒舔狗太疯癫，徒手炸翻娱乐圈 Nan Jian南笺Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + One Female Lead + Dating Show + Meme References + Hilarious Nonsense] After dying, the poor workhorse Chi Ye transmigrates into a book. He doesn’t reach the pinnacle of life, but instead becomes a washed-up, universally hated simp in the story. He’s been getting played for thirty years, giving away his heart before opening his wallet. When the whole internet turns on him, Chi Ye breaks out of his usual meekness and fires back right in their faces. No more overthinking. If there’s a pr 9.2kReads8.6Score951Shelves
41. 241 我 I Just Sell Fried Pancakes, and You Say I'm a Spy? 我就卖个炒饼，你说我是间谍？ Little Flower Eats Cat Food小花吃猫粮Urban452k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and fun, livestream jokes, comedic antics, no female lead] He transmigrated to a parallel world. Su Nan became the owner of a fried-pancake stall. At that moment, he was competing in a variety show called Startup Star. In his previous life, Su Nan had been a naive, clueless college student. How could he possibly know how to make fried pancakes? Luckily, his System awakened just in time. Except... [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have successfully bound the God-Tier Spy System.] Su 2.8kReads9.0Score426Shelves
42. 242 直 Livestream: Three Sentences Left Parents Across the Internet Speechless 直播：三句话，全网父母绷不住了 Brother's Happy Again又幸福了哥Urban253k WordsCompleted [Happy Family] [Hilarious Livestreams and Meme-Worthy Antics] [Kids Turning the Tables on Their Parents] [Mischief-Making Streamer] [Sharp-Tongued Son] [Iron-Willed Daughter] [Going Against the Grain] [Feel-Good] [Max-Level Human] Short-form videos have exploded in popularity, and the internet is overflowing with content that stokes anxiety and starts arguments. To promote a harmonious society, a high-profile family livestream reality show is launched. Eighteen families are selected from across 281Reads6.3Score—Shelves
43. 243 呸 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.3kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves
44. 244 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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    Let's start with the first book.

45. 245 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 262.2kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves

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    [Thumbs up][Thumbs up] This new book by Tomato is absolutely amazing! It's hilarious and incredibly satisfying! [Laughing][Laughing] It's so addictive, you just can't stop reading. The theme is fresh, the logic is sound, and it's full of excitement—a truly fantastic novel! Definitely worth sharing with your friends! [Please update more frequently][Please update more frequently][Please update more frequently]

46. 246 他 He Goes Wild, She Sells Swords, and Their Dating Show Goes Off the Rails 他发癫，她贩剑，恋综画风被带偏 Zhang Xianhe张显赫Urban2.2M WordsOngoing [Goofy comedy + memes + one heroine + sweet romance + entertainment industry + dating show + System] In a parallel world, Ji Feng was assigned by his company to appear on the dating show Love Loading on Toilet TV. At the same time, his System activated! A dating show? Even a dog wouldn't... film one! But this is a high-traffic "sweet romance" show, so of course I'll do it! He was paired with Shen Xiazhi, a Sichuan-Chongqing actress who had been blacklisted and was known as the production team's 51.3kReads8.9Score6.9kShelves
47. 247 怼 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.2kReads8.8Score381Shelves

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    How can I make you happy if I don't act immorally?

48. 248 低 Whisper It! Darling, I Only Want You 低声哄！宝贝，我只要你 Clear and Pure澈净Modern Romance264k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication / Short drama of the same name now streaming] [Gentle, insecure top student x arrogant, carefree rich playboy] [College romance + Both leads are inexperienced + Fake playboy + Mutual pining becomes real + He’s never loved anyone else + Sweet and flirty] Fu Ciyu had always been a star at Jingcheng University. Born into one of the capital’s top wealthy families, he was unruly and hard to tame. Girls were always around him, but he had never given anyone his heart. Everyone 49.6kReads9.5Score6.1kShelves

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    This hilarious and slightly cheesy short sweet story is absolutely amazing! Xia Zhicha and Fu Ci's love is so sweet it's bubbly, and the unrequited love turning into reality is so touching. It's a climax from beginning to end, with the sweetness level skyrocketing towards the end. Over a hundred pages are simply not enough!

49. 249 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 20.4kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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    Shanghai. A cramped little room of less than ten square meters. Lu Ze sat dejectedly at his computer desk. He was a streamer. A streamer with few viewers who relied on entertaining antics. But unfortunately, Lu Ze couldn't pull off the attention-grabbing act. Watching other streamers thrive, Lu Ze couldn't help but sigh. The few dozen people in his live stream...

50. 250 狗 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 The Charming Kurinono Kozue千娇百媚的仓永梢Urban268k WordsCompleted Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'll save this for later and kill it slowly.

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