Any Funny, Shameless System Novels Over Two Million Words? 有没有200万以上搞笑缺德的系统小说啊
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From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用
[Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin
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A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了
[Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin
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Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵：抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶
[Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w
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- 54 A Woman Running a Prison? You Heartless Author, Don’t Do This to Me! 女子监狱长？无良作者别搞我！ A massive spectacle, a huge production! Dad sends me off to a women’s prison! The author spent thirty years undercover in a women’s prison, pouring heart and soul into this work! My parents couldn’t stand that I didn’t have a partner, so they made up their minds and sent me to work as the warden of a women’s prison! Unfortunately, I’m under the control of the System! Dad, none of this is my fault! If you’re going to blame anyone, blame that unscrupulous author! Author: One day, when I hold power 20.3kReads8.1Score2.4kShelves
- 55 You Wretched Disciple, Stop! I’m Your Master! 孽徒快住手，我可是你师尊啊！ [Protagonist with no System] [Powerful golden finger] Lin Tianqi transmigrates to another world, thinking he’ll top the imperial exams, marry a rich beauty, and reach the pinnacle of life. Unexpectedly, he turns out to be a legendary cultivation prodigy with a Pure Yang Sacred Body. At the age of five, his beautiful master brings him back to her sect, and from then on, his life as a wicked disciple begins! “Heh heh heh~ Master, your disciple has a sleepwalking condition, you know~” 18.8kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves
- 56 Diary of a Massage Therapist 女按摩师日记 Lai Xiaojing was once a pure, innocent village girl. But after she arrived in the bustling metropolis with her beautiful dreams, she gradually became the most popular masseuse at a massage parlor, all so she could earn money to support her family. This memoir gives a true account of her eventful life during the transformation from innocent girl to masseuse, along with the secrets of massage parlors and bathhouses on the fringes of city life that ordinary people could never discover, and her stor 16.2kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
- 57 Love Affairs Along the Road to a Day Job 打工路上的情爱往事 That year, worn down by my sister-in-law's constant needling, I had no choice but to head south for work. I never expected that on the way, I would be swept into a whirlwind of passion and love. Was it the happiness of having troubles, or the trouble of being happy? The past is too painful to recall. It all began with a woman nine years older than me... 15kReads8.0Score1.1kShelves
- 58 Reborn in a Shared Apartment, but the System Is in the Hehuan Sect! 重生合租房，系统却在合欢宗门！ [Rebirth + lighthearted comedy + System] Reborn in a shared apartment, he lives with several beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back, Host, to the immortal cultivation sect...] Lin Yu: ?? I’m clearly in a shared apartment, so why are you saying I’m at an immortal cultivation sect? Watering flowers becomes [tending spirit plants]? Cooking becomes [studying medicinal pills]? Changing the bedsheets becomes [setting up an array]? This System is kind of interesting. 17.8kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves
- 59 Come on, Let’s Have Some Fun! 来快活呀！ Wang Yan, a girl from a remote rural village, decides to change her life after enduring a series of experiences shaped by ignorance, backwardness, and poverty. Through dedicated study, lifelong learning, and hard work, she strives for the life she ultimately wants: financial security, modest prosperity, a civilized way of life, a loving partner who understands her, one son and one daughter, and no worries about aging or illness. From a frail little girl onward, she faces one pivotal crossroads a 5kReads8.4Score399Shelves
- 60 I Became the Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect, and It’s Amazing 我当上合欢宗宗主爽飞了 [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Hehuan Sect] + [Plenty of Beauties] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Traditional Cultivation] + [Lots of Beauty Illustrations] + [Wild Fantasy] + [Many Love Interests] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Older-Sister Types] After the Hehuan Sect's leader ascends, Lin Yichen is unexpectedly chosen as the sect's new leader. The Hehuan Sect is filled with countless beauties, and Lin Yichen begins a blissful dual cultivation life beyond his wildest dreams. Anyone nearby who causes trou 150Reads6.8Score—Shelves
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I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦：神榜现世，苟不住的我被曝光了
[Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…”
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Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺
Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special
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- 64 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 41.2kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
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I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版，圣地老祖破防了
[Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps
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- 66 EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves
- 67 Midnight Fortune-Teller: Humans Keep Away, Ghosts Come Forward 午夜算命师：人回避，鬼上前 Everyone knows about fortune-telling, but have you ever heard of telling fortunes for ghosts? Just because you've never heard of something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. If you ever come across a fortune-telling shop with its doors still open in the middle of the night, don't go looking for excitement. Because the people waiting in line might not be people… 35.4kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
- 68 Super Scary Livestream 超级惊悚直播 "Welcome, everyone, to the Supernatural Scary Live Stream. Before we start today's broadcast, I have to tell you that only three kinds of people can watch this stream: those with a heavy aura of yin energy, those who will die within seven days, and the third kind, which I can't discuss in detail. I can only give you one warning: watch your back!" 25.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
- 69 The Language of the Three Corpses 三尸语 You’ve heard of people who died with their eyes open, but have you ever heard of a dead person whose mouth wouldn’t close? His grandfather’s death turns the life of a broke college student upside down. A corpse glares, a soul is hooked; a corpse opens its mouth, and disaster strikes twice. As one bizarre incident after another unfolds, he accidentally discovers that there’s far more to it than ghosts… 69.1kReads9.3Score10.7kShelves
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Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗
[Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta
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- 71 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息 [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 85.3kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
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I Told You to Train, So Why Are You Turning the Cultivation World Upside Down? 让你练功，你练歪修仙界画风？
[A comedy packed with absurd humor, unconventional ideas, outrageous antics, and lighthearted fun] “Senior Brother, have you heard? Mount Shu has a kid named Yang Yu. His drunken boxing makes enemies drowsy as if they're drunk, and his earth escape technique buries them underground so deep they can't dig themselves out! Terrifying!” “He's just practicing some haphazard techniques. Nothing to worry about. Once his meridians are shattered and he goes berserk, he'll learn his lesson.” Years later
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- 73 EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 51.4kReads9.1Score5.3kShelves
- 74 Global: A Trader Is Weak? I Traded for Doraemon from the Start 全民：交易师弱？开局交易叮当猫 [Spiritual qi revival + feel-good story + Doraemon + Grey Wolf + Tom Cat + overpowered gadgets + a bit of fun] After transmigrating to a world where spiritual qi has revived and everyone cultivates spiritual power, Chu Ming awakens an S-rank talent: Myriad Worlds Trader. As the name suggests, he can communicate with any living being across the Myriad Worlds and trade with them to increase his strength. It seems incredibly powerful, but everyone in this world considers it the most useless talent 10.2kReads7.8Score1.2kShelves
- 75 Raising Livestock by Lake Baikal, Dating the Village Belle of a Warrior Nation 放牧贝加尔湖，女友战斗民族村花 What's it like to have a sweetheart from a village of battle-hardened people? Lin Yi transmigrates to a parallel world and meets a fiery young woman from a nation of warriors... She can charm guests in the parlor and cook in the kitchen. The family pet is a black bear, and she can open a tank with her bare hands... Most importantly, she treats Lin Yi with endless tenderness... Life is so good that even while herding livestock by Lake Baikal, Lin Yi can barely bring himself to leave. (A lighthear 34.6kReads9.2Score3kShelves
- 76 The Ultimate Tycoon: I Can See Hidden Tags 巨爽神豪，我能看见隐秘词条 [Multiple Heroines + Illustrations] [Beautiful Landlady + Heiress to a Financial Conglomerate + Campus Beauty + Underworld Heiress + Girl Next Door + Mixed-Race Beauty Director] Lin Lang transmigrates back to the year 2000 and unexpectedly gains an all-purpose prompt System. He goes from a poor nobody to Shanghai’s richest man, earning the nickname “Emperor of Shanghai,” and reaches the pinnacle of life. They all call him a playboy, yet they’re falling over themselves to throw themselves into hi 46.1kReads8.0Score3.4kShelves
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A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物
[Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster
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- 78 EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score206.4kShelves
- 79 EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score178.8kShelves
- 80 EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 992.2kReads9.9Score158.5kShelves
- 81 EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.6kReads9.7Score67.5kShelves
- 82 EN Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 579.3kReads9.4Score60.9kShelves
- 83 EN City of Beasts 异兽迷城 Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 478.1kReads9.7Score66.6kShelves
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Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊
[Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h
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- 85 At Eight Years Old, I Can Do Anything Miraculous as Long as I Don't Go to School 八岁，我只要不上学，干啥都逆天 [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Kid Prodigy] + [Rebellious Saintly Physique] Chu Ming transmigrates into a parallel world, becomes an eight-year-old boy, and is bound to the Rebellion System. Whenever he does something rebellious and someone sees it, he earns Rebellion Points. Rebellion Points can be used for System draws, which award all kinds of mind-blowing prizes. Chu Ming: 'Rebel! I have to rebel! Go to school? No way in hell!' Since he is far too rebellious, his parents have no choice but to 4kReads7.2Score613Shelves
- 86 Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请 [Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai 10.8kReads8.8Score1kShelves
- 87 Xuanhuan: Great Emperor Disciple, Hurry and Save Your Master 玄幻：大帝徒儿，快救为师 Qin Hao transmigrated to a fantasy world and thought that with the System, he would become invincible, rising to be a peerless powerhouse who ruled the ages. The bad news was that the System told him he had to take on ninety-nine disciples and train every one of them into an Emperor before he could start cultivating. With no other choice, Qin Hao began his grueling journey of taking on disciples. Ten thousand years later, he had finally trained all ninety-nine disciples into Emperors. He thought 1.1kReads8.6Score104Shelves
- 88 EN Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座，签到极道帝兵！ [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 136.5kReads9.2Score7.7kShelves
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My Dad Remarried a Female CEO, and I Gained Four Older Sisters 老爸二婚女总裁，我多了四个姐姐
[Lighthearted and fun] [A scheming protagonist] [A bit zany] [No hostility] [No angst] [No toxic tropes] One day, Cao Cheng’s father told him he was getting married. It was his second marriage, and his new wife was a rich woman. Cao Cheng knew he was finally going to become a rich second-generation heir. Sure, he might be a second-generation heir in name only, but at least he’d have status now, right? And the rich woman had four daughters! Which meant that starting today, Cao Cheng had four stun
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Don't Call Me the Next King of Heaven, I'm Really Just a Driver 不要叫我天王接班人我真是司机
[Humorous and hilarious] [Absurd daily life as a ride-hailing driver] [Livestreaming + entertainment] Chen Mo transmigrates into the body of a ride-hailing driver with terminal cancer and works himself to the bone behind the wheel to save his own life. He drives along, singing songs, and picks up all kinds of oddball passengers. He sings “Tears of a Dancing Girl” for a woman who’s fallen into prostitution; “Your Eyes Are My Eyes” for a blind passenger; “Miss Dong” for a woman cheating on her par
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- 91 EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18.1kShelves
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I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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- 93 Who Told Him to Set Up a Divorce Counseling Stall at the Matchmaking Corner? 谁教他在相亲角摆摊离婚咨询的？ Li Hang, a divorce lawyer, unexpectedly became bound to the Matchmaker System. Li Hang: “...System, I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you sure you've got the right Host?” Boss: “Companies everywhere are cutting salaries and laying people off. Without this job, you're nothing.” Li Hang: “I'll quit tomorrow and start selling jianbing. Buy a jianbing guozi and get free legal advice! Not 99, not even 9.9!” Unreasonable Client: “Lawyer Li, you must know lots of divorced clients. Could you introduce me to one 5.9kReads8.5Score695Shelves
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I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活
[Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di
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- 95 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 118.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves
- 96 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
- 97 I Can Identify Everything, but Why Are the Entries Wrong? 我能识别万物，但词条是歪的？ High-powered martial arts + decisive and ruthless + meme-filled + invincible [Savage Bull Blood Essence: Consuming it greatly improves one’s physique, increases strength, and replenishes vital energy and blood. It is highly beneficial to martial artists practicing Savage Bull Force.] In class, Han Lie, who had just transmigrated, stared pensively at the few-yuan beef tendon snacks in his deskmate’s drawer. This description... Come on, man, did you just make this up? Should I try it first? 2.7kReads8.1Score273Shelves
- 98 Ghosts in the Apocalypse: I Became the Strongest Ghost Tamer 百鬼末世：我成了最强御鬼师 [A Full 1,000 Types of Ghosts] Mysterious ghosts include Jin Buhuan, the White Bone Bodhisattva, the Earthly Branches War Lord, and the Blood-Drop Plum Blossom. The powerful ones include Asura, Rakshasa, the Butcher, the Martial Champion, and the Emperor. The eerie ones include Painted Skin, the Red Robe, the Chubby Baby, the Coroner, the Flower-Waisted Bride, the Embalmer, and the Ever-Burning Lamp. Every type has its own evolution path: Drowned Ghost → Water Monkey → Kappa → ? (There’s more af 115kReads9.5Score9.8kShelves
- 99 One Talent a Week, I Slay Enemies and Become the Supreme God 每周一个天赋，我杀敌成至高神 (Steady updates, aiming for a million words. Read with confidence!) [Ultimate power fantasy + invincible male lead + unlimited talents + ruthless and decisive + crushes anyone who dares oppose him + total domination + no holier-than-thou heroics + plenty of love interests + down with green tea schemers] Blue Star is a world of high martial arts. Ferocious beasts invade and demons run rampant. The Xia Kingdom is beset by internal and external crises, teetering on the brink as storms gather. “I sp 19.9kReads7.1Score2.2kShelves
- 100 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 121.5kReads8.2Score12.3kShelves
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