Any Funny, Shameless System Novels Over Two Million Words? 有没有200万以上搞笑缺德的系统小说啊

1. 151 入 After Ten Years in Prison, Who'd Still Risk Their Neck to Help a Stranger? 入狱十年，谁还见义勇为啊 Nine-Flower Evaporated Milk九花淡奶Urban3.1M WordsCompleted He’d done the right thing by standing up for someone, yet the school beauty’s family framed him for murder. After ten years in prison, Cao Kun returned to the night that had changed his fate, carrying with him countless secrets about their crimes. When he saw the school beauty’s mother being dragged into an alley again by three thugs, Cao Kun didn’t pick up a brick this time. He quietly pulled out his phone and started recording. “Madam, I wanted to be a good person too. You forced me into this… 111.2kReads8.9Score11.5kShelves

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   Despite his act of bravery, Cao Kun was framed for murder by the school beauty's family. After ten years in prison, Cao Kun, burdened with numerous criminal secrets, was reborn on the night that changed his fate. Watching the school beauty's mother being dragged into an alley by three thugs again, this time, Cao Kun didn't pick up a brick. Instead, he silently took out his phone and started recording. "Madam, I also want to be a good person, but you forced me to..."

2. 152 重 Back to the 1990s: My Unrestrained Life in the Countryside 重回九零，我在农村的肆意人生 Old Man Shoes老头鞋Urban818k WordsOngoing Liu Zhijie, now in his forties, has lost everything and is saddled with hundreds of thousands in debt. He plans to take the little cash he has left and return to his village to retire, but then he suffers a cerebral thrombosis. Unwilling to keep suffering, he steels himself and decides to end it all. Unexpectedly, he is reborn in the 1990s, back when his family was still prosperous and his parents hadn't divorced. 885Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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   Funny, never get lost, lots of scumbags and beauties

3. 153 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 23.5kReads7.6Score2.9kShelves

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   A hilarious transmigration novel set in the 1960s, this is a farcical comedy that doesn't live up to its title. It's incredibly funny and absurd, featuring a female protagonist who's a professional at emptying out her family's possessions. She's eccentric, sarcastic, and ruthless, with the villains leading the way while she relentlessly plunders everything in her path. The story is fast-paced and brutally honest, leaving the villains tormented and withdrawn. The plot is explosive and so absurd it'll have you laughing until you question your existence.

4. 154 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 22.1kReads9.6Score2.6kShelves
5. 155 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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   "💎📚 This novel is a treasure trove of reading material, 🔥🔥 come and discover it! It's so captivating, you'll want to keep reading, and the joy of reading is endless!"

6. 156 开 From the Start, My Fortune-Telling Luck Is Pure Crap, and the System Doesn’t Treat Me Like a Person 开局算命狗屎运，系统不把我当人 Clear Spirit Dwells in Dreams清灵驻梦Urban46k WordsOngoing My latest work is now available! Please head over to Tomato Novel to read it. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The first is a funny old book, the second is a new book with comedic potential.

7. 157 穿 Reborn as the Most Hated Woman of the Era, I Get Supplies from My Best Friend Across Space 穿成年代万人嫌，闺蜜隔空塞物资 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance612k WordsOngoing (Dual female leads + Ensemble cast + golden finger + Family drama + Unhinged + Losing it + Feel-good story + Strong female lead + Period setting + Putting scumbags in their place + Daily life) Content warning: unhinged story, terrible people included. Chen Xiaomai, whose mental state was spectacularly abnormal in the 21st century, transmigrated into a book. The heroine was her stepsister, the villain was her biological sister, and she was the pawn both families used in their schemes. Her birth 62.1kReads8.8Score7.8kShelves

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   I always highly recommend this; it's truly a labor of love. By the way, I have to complain about the author; they're really crazy. They changed the beginning after over 100,000 words, which made me cringe on my second read.

8. 158 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4kShelves

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   Don't watch it at night, or you'll laugh too loudly and disturb the neighbors.

9. 159 我 I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统 Song Xiangbai宋象白Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click. 111.2kReads9.3Score10.2kShelves
10. 160 我 My System Takes Me to Transmigrate Across the Myriad Worlds 我的系统带我穿越诸天万界 Dream Like Life梦如人生Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Mo Tianyu, a deadbeat food-delivery guy, gets into a car accident while making a delivery and binds himself to a System called the Myriad Worlds. The System has just one function: it can take him to other worlds. These might be parallel worlds, or worlds from novels, television shows, and movies. On his first transmigration, he lands in a world made entirely of gold and diamonds and becomes a billionaire. On his second, he transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and learns a god-tier cultivat 16kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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    1. The protagonist of "Starting with a Street Stall Selling Dali" carries "Dali" to set up a stall. A strong man drinks it and runs away carrying a stone lion. Even a cultivation master comes to wait and snatch the goods. It's hilarious from beginning to end. You'll know what I mean when you watch it!

11. 161 全 Nationwide Cultivation: I'm Really Not a Scumbag Detector 全民修仙：我真不是渣男鉴定器 Good-for-Nothing Uncle废材大叔Urban165k WordsOngoing Shen Zhou was a postgraduate archaeology student who unexpectedly transmigrated into Blue Star after the spiritual qi revival, becoming the bottom-ranked deadweight in Class F of a cultivation academy. He had a heavenly spirit root but zero affinity, leaving his path to cultivation completely blocked. Just as he was preparing to lie flat, a mysterious System appeared before him. All he had to do was check in at scenes where girls were getting played and watch the drama unfold to earn rewards. So 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In a modern world where spiritual energy is reviving and everyone is cultivating immortality, the male protagonist transmigrates into a bottom-ranked loser in Class F of an academy. He awakens a bizarre bystander system that allows him to see the danger level of girls being cheated on above their heads. He can only watch and collect rewards by observing. The male protagonist is completely absorbed in watching the drama unfold, unaware that the female protagonist has overheard every word of his inner thoughts.

12. 162 考 After I Got Into Qingbei, My Underworld Boss Dad Got So Mad He Landed in the ICU 考上清北后，黑道老爹气进ICU Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust微尘尘尘尘尘尘Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama in production] [Comedy]+ [Laid-back]+ [Positive energy] Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the only son of the Lu family, the biggest underworld clan in the country! Going back to his great-grandfather’s generation, his great-grandfather was an arms dealer. His grandfather was a mafia boss, and his father was the godfather of the entire country. But in Lu Chen’s generation, he declares that he’s going to study hard, become a beacon of righteousness, and give back 3.7kReads8.3Score385Shelves

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    🌼🌼①The protagonist happens to transmigrate to the moment when the original owner's fate is decided. After being greatly affected, the protagonist decides to put aside his personal qualities and think that it is better to make things difficult for others than to wrong himself. Fate is always up and down.

13. 163 随 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊：我用美食引蛇出洞 AAAA Prosperous BloomsAAAA花开富贵Urban889k WordsOngoing [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 9.9kReads9.4Score869Shelves
14. 164 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
15. 165 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves
16. 166 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban782k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 23.6kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves

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    He gets raped by the village chief's wife in an online game, and in real life, he's hit by a car and left paralyzed. The protagonist uses all sorts of outrageous tricks to defy fate. Playing games, becoming a golden immortal—the hilarious immortal journey of delivery guy Shi Jin!

17. 167 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2kReads8.6Score154Shelves

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    He gets raped by the village chief's wife in an online game, and then suffers a car accident in real life, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. The protagonist uses all sorts of outrageous tricks to defy fate. Playing games, becoming a golden immortal—the hilarious immortal journey of delivery guy Shi Jin!

18. 168 我 Me, a Slacker Livestreamer: I’ll Log Off Once I’ve Made 200 我，摆烂主播，挣够两百就下播 Eat Tomatoes, Don't Spit Out Potatoes吃番茄不吐土豆Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Su Yu unlocks the [Slacker System] and becomes a streamer. Once he earns 200 in tips, he can end the stream and claim a generous reward. Love songs too boring? One performance of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" kicks off a square-dancing craze! The audience got cheated on? One rendition of "Happy Breakup" wakes countless lovesick fools up to reality! The songs are too easy? A Peking opera performance of "The Drunken Concubine" leaves the whole crowd stunned! But every time the audience finishes 4.5kReads8.9Score387Shelves
19. 169 零 Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃：爹咋哭的比娃响 Attending the Banquet Without Paying a Gift吃席不交份子钱Urban1.4M WordsCompleted As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b 17.5kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
20. 170 奶 The Daddy System Awakens 奶爸系统觉醒 Empress666女帝666Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Urban fantasy + System + goddess + dad life + adorable child + feel-good power fantasy + one heroine] Three years ago, Lin Chen unexpectedly slept with Xu Mengyao, the stunning campus belle. Three years later, Xu Mengyao showed up at Lin Chen's door with a little girl who was just over two years old. “Qianqian, say hello to Daddy.” At that moment, an unfamiliar voice rang out in Lin Chen's mind. [Super Dad System activated.] By taking care of the child, Lin Chen could rapidly improve all kinds 50.3kReads9.2Score4kShelves
21. 171 赶 Mountain Foraging: National Treasures Bring Their Families and Won't Leave Me Alone 赶山日常：被国宝拖家带口赖上 Hearthside Sugar Porridge炉火糖粥丶Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Tomato's No. 1 mountain-life novel + livestreaming mountain adventures + super adorable animal companions + fast-paced wish fulfillment + cozy, relaxing vibes] Green hills and clear waters, spring in full bloom. A little courtyard and a few acres of good farmland. Tired of the noise and bustle of the city, Chen Bei returns to his mountain village to enjoy a carefree country life. But to his surprise... On his very first day in the mountains, a pregnant panda mom latches onto him and gives 8kReads9.3Score923Shelves
22. 172 让 I Asked You to Run the Special Talents Class, So How Did They All Become Top Students? 让你代管特长班，怎么全成学霸了？ A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban3.6M WordsCompleted Three homeroom teachers have been driven away in just two months. When it comes to Class Seven, the special-track class for underachievers known as a teacher’s battlefield and a playground for poor students, even with the director of studies offering sky-high pay, the veteran teachers sit as still as mountains. Not one is willing to take the job. Just then, Chen Chu, a trainee teacher, activates the Strongest Teaching System. He volunteers to become Class Seven’s new homeroom teacher, starting f 11.8kReads9.6Score1.4kShelves
23. 173 你 A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人，还没权利取经 Water Bites Paper水咬纸Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr 166.5kReads9.4Score18kShelves

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    Hilarious and outrageous! 🐝🐝 A monkey transmigrates to the world of cultivation and becomes a project manager in the Heavenly Court. The Southern Heavenly Gate is about to be inspected, and then Sun Wukong arrives… One blow with his staff, and the hollow supporting pillar shatters! I completely break down: "Great Sage! Are you conducting a clandestine investigation for the Discipline Inspection Commission?"

24. 174 我 I, Sun Wukong, Am Invincible 2: The Other Shore 我孙悟空无敌2彼岸世界 Heaven-Mandated Mayfly天命蜉蝣Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted [The Strongest Sun Wukong in History] [A Continuation of the Journey to the West] The second installment in the Great Sage Returns series. The prequel, I, Sun Wukong, Am Invincible, is complete, and the sequel, The Great Sage Returns 3: Endless Journey, is now updating! “Immortality... origins... our journey leads to the endless other shore...” In the chaos realm, Wukong revives from the Coffin of Chaos. He now possesses the most powerful force in all of chaos, yet the secrets hidden behind the 10.7kReads9.5Score846Shelves
25. 175 笑 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛 My Ears Don't Itch耳朵不痒Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 13.2kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves

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    🥞This book is full of unexpected jokes! [Laughing and crying emoji] It's nonsensical, hilarious, and a cure for any book drought or unhappiness! Yu Xiang wakes up to find herself transported into a book. While others transmigrate into Mary Sue stories, she takes a "silly and unethical" approach! On a variety show, when the scheming female lead pretends to be fat, she directly retorts, "You're too fat, eat less!" When asked about her purpose for participating in the variety show, she doesn't hide the fact that she's "poor as hell" – directly exposing the hypocrisy.

26. 176 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏：我真的不是老六啊 Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score627Shelves

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    This sixth-generation system is pretty good. [Smirk]

27. 177 我EN Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Ye Tiannan夜天南Mystery2.7M WordsOngoing Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 124.1kReads9.2Score14.9kShelves

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    Hidden secrets lie within the crematorium: cremating corpses can unlock the path to immortality! The protagonist, Qin He, awakens a cremation system, unlocking mysterious cultivation techniques and heaven-defying items simply by burning a single body! Each cremation is like opening a blind box, with a series of bizarre cases and shocking secrets hidden within the corpses. The plot twists are so numerous they'll send chills down your spine! It's invigorating during the day and spine-chilling at night. Fans of suspense and cultivation novels shouldn't miss this—it's an incredibly satisfying read!

28. 178 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 484Reads—Score102Shelves

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    This is a hilarious fantasy cultivation and food novel, with everyone being a bit of a goofball. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until completion, exceeding a million words, and he's serious and responsible. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it. Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it. Everyone's a bit of a goofball, everyone's funny. The author gets more and more unrestrained as the story progresses, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Imagine, even the author himself was amused; this book must be incredibly funny and a cure for all unhappiness! [Laughs][Add to bookshelf]

29. 179 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.3kReads9.4Score12.8kShelves

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    These three books are truly the funniest Tomato books I've ever read. There are so many laugh-out-loud moments; you'll laugh from beginning to end, especially when you're in a bad mood and can't find the time to laugh. They're just too hilarious.

30. 180 她 She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣，禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂 Cloud Brocade Magpie云锦鹊Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?” 19.2kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
31. 181 妹 Little Sister, You Can’t Handle This Crazy Man. Let Me Take Over 妹妹，这疯批你驾驭不了，换我来 Zhi Zhi之知Ancient Romance648k WordsCompleted Now published under the title Through the Years Like Jade, available on all platforms. The moment she opened her eyes, Jiang Fei had transmigrated into the book as a scheming but hopelessly incompetent minor villainess. In the original story, the entire Jiang family was brutally killed. Even the old watchdog at the gate was spared nothing. And it was all thanks to Pei Jing, the power-mad, unhinged prince who held sway over the court. The System's task for her was simple: follow the original 50.8kReads9.1Score7kShelves
32. 182 苟 Laying Low as a Villain in the Cultivation World 苟在修仙世界当反派 Rattlesnake-Skin Sack响尾蛇皮袋Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Xianxia + lighthearted + hilarious + ordinary mortal + absurd] After accidentally transmigrating to a cultivation world, I discover that I’m the sect’s most hated bully, and that I have an unscrupulous master who disappeared after visiting a brothel. I meant to turn over a new leaf and start behaving, but everyone wants to harm me. So I’ll just have to work hard and become the strongest under heaven! I raise spirit pets, puff on a pipe, and know exactly how to charm fairies. I slay immortals an 52.8kReads8.8Score4.4kShelves

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    Ye Feng scratched his head and asked, "Master, what do you need that brush for?" The fat master chuckled and said, "To pick up girls. Your beautiful senior uncles, Yu Ying, Yun Yu, Yun Mu, Shou Chi, and others, love to pretend to be cultured. That brush of yours is a Confucian treasure, which is quite rare in the mortal world. If you lend me the brush, I'll pretend for a few days. Maybe I can even trick you into bringing home a master's wife."

33. 183 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 33.6kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves

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    A system full of wickedness and hilarious moments.

34. 184 枯 After Sitting in Meditation for Ten Thousand Years, I Emerged in Control of the Dao 枯坐万载，我出世即掌道 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Eastern Fantasy455k WordsCompleted “Others grind themselves to the bone to break through, while I surpass all limits just by meditating with my eyes closed.” With a snap of his fingers, he crushes Tribulation Transcenders; with a glance, he cripples Golden Immortals; one word shatters Immortal Emperors; a wave of his hand suppresses all the heavens! He breaks the shackles of the Heavenly Dao, settles scores with ancient traitors, dominates the void beyond the realms, and commands the laws of myriad worlds! Invincible through the —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny series of stories

35. 185 造 Creating the Immortal Path: Above the Apocalypse, I Rule the Rise and Fall 造世仙途：末世之上，我主沉浮 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Sci-Fi & Apocalypse546k WordsCompleted [No Frustrating Setbacks + High-Octane Action from Start to Finish + The Ultimate Guardian Story + A Feel-Good Civilization-Building Novel] The Scarlet Tide catastrophe ravages the world. Mutants run rampant, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. Lin Yan hides in an office building restroom, staring at his family’s final message on his phone: “Run!” He thinks human civilization is about to come to an end. But at the edge of despair, he awakens the Origin of Creation and becomes the un —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 186 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord’s Side Hustle: Becoming a God 摆烂魔尊的「副业封神」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳40k WordsCompleted The Lazy Demon Venerable’s Side Hustle Ascension —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 187 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord Becomes a School Principal 摆烂魔尊「当校长」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳31k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord Becomes a Principal —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 188 魔 The Lazy Demon Lord’s Demon Realm Market 魔尊摆烂「妖界集市」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳18k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord: The Demon Realm Bazaar —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 189 魔 The Lazy Demon Lord’s Auction House 魔尊摆烂「拍卖行」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳17k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord: The Auction House —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 190 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord Appointed Judge of the Heavenly Dao 摆烂魔尊授命「天道判官」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳23k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord Is Appointed Heavenly Judge —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 191 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord Takes Charge of the Underworld 摆烂魔尊「掌阴司」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳35k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord Takes Charge of the Underworld —Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 192 魔 The Demon Palace Manor’s Bizarre Rules for Slacking Off Across the Three Realms 魔宫山庄的「三界摸鱼规则怪谈」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳26k WordsCompleted The Three Realms’ Bizarre Rules for Slacking Off at the Demon Palace Manor —Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 193 手 My Subordinates Urge Me to Destroy the World, So I Turn the Demon Palace into a Farmstay 手下催我灭世，我把魔宫改成农家乐 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳41k WordsCompleted My Subordinates Keep Urging Me to Destroy the World, So I Turned the Demon Palace into a Farm Stay —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 194 仙 A Record of Slacking Off at Work Across the Immortal, Demon, and Monster Realms 仙魔妖三界的「职场摸鱼实录」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳21k WordsCompleted A Record of Slacking Off at Work in the Three Realms of Immortals, Demons, and Yaoguai —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 195 北 I Got Beiming Divine Skill from Wrestling, and Turned Lingbo Weibu into Radio Calisthenics 北冥神功是摔跤送的，凌波微步是广播体操改的 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Male-Channel Fanfiction93k WordsCompleted The Northern Darkness Divine Skill Came from Wrestling, and the Wave Treading Steps Were Adapted from Broadcast Calisthenics —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 196 渡 Tribulation-Surviving Immortal Venerable: Forced to Take a Child Along on My Ascension 渡劫仙尊·被逼带娃飞升 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳52k WordsCompleted Tribulation-Transcending Immortal Venerable: Forced to Take a Kid Along on His Ascension 3Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 197 当 When the Great Sage Equal to Heaven Meets the Ultimate Brat 当齐天大圣遇上“熊孩子”天花板 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Male-Channel Fanfiction7k WordsCompleted When the Great Sage Equal to Heaven meets the ultimate troublemaking kid —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 198 本 I Alone Guard the Demon Pass, Yet My Clan Is Purged 本帝独镇妖关，家族却被清算 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳9k WordsCompleted I Alone Guard the Demon Pass, Yet My Clan Is Purged 8Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 199 诡 Horror Games Invade: I Spent Ten Billion to Become the Ghost King 诡异游戏入侵，氪金十亿当鬼王 Little Bai Cries小白哭Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted The protagonist, Lin En, was reborn and returned to ten days before the horror game invaded reality! The only way to fight back was a real-world anime-style horror game called Ghost Raising! The ghosts raised in the game would appear beside Lin En and protect him when the supernatural game invaded reality! So, before the invasion, Lin En began frantically spending money on gacha pulls and raising ghosts. Red wedding dresses, snow maidens, gothic lolitas, little demons… He raised them all! Te 11.4kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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    🍔These two are masterpieces in my opinion; I'd stay up all night to finish them. 🍔🍔 ①The protagonist, Lynn, is reborn ten days before a horror game invades reality. He immediately goes all-in on a billion dollars in the "Ghost Raising" game, frantically drawing cards and spending money to raise ghosts. 🍔🍔 ②Rorschach, wanting to inherit his cheap aunt's "million-dollar inheritance," travels alone to the other side of the ocean in Milijian, but accidentally activates a text-based game called "The Wizarding World." He recklessly makes mistakes amidst a series of increasingly frustrating choices in order to gain power. Here, I can do whatever I want! Only my country can judge me! 🍔🍔🍔

50. 200 文 Text Game: Come Here, There's Really a Succubus 文字游戏：快来，这里真有魅魔 Xia Shiqi夏士奇Sports1.1M WordsCompleted To inherit his cheap aunt's "ten-million-dollar fortune," Luo Xia crossed the ocean alone to the United States, only to accidentally activate a text-based game called Wizard World. He keeps choosing downright suicidal options day after day to gain power. Here, I can do whatever I want! The only ones who can judge me are my countrymen! 5.6kReads8.6Score596Shelves

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