A System, Plus Comedy, and Not Boring, Something You Can Keep Reading 系统十搞笑还并且 不无聊能看下去

1. 1 没 I Didn't Get into College, So I Had No Choice but to Slay the Gods 没考上大学的我，只好选择屠神了 Gongzi Zhifan公子之凡Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Hot-Blooded Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + System + Demonic Beasts + Ruthless Protagonist] Chu Yunxuan scanned the QR code on a winning card from a packet of instant noodles and transmigrated to Blue Star, where everyone could awaken their powers and demonic beasts ran rampant. Here, the demon race had twelve Demon God Halls, each led by a Demon God powerful enough to reach the heavens with a raised hand. The eight Demon Realms were ruled by eight Demon Gods, each dominating 22.9kReads8.5Score2.5kShelves

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   These two books are absolutely hilarious! I'm dying of laughter! I'm going to inherit my Alipay credit card! The first one features a protagonist who's a master of deception, a system that's a complete mess! Haha, the strongest thing about him isn't his strength, it's his brainpower! So many ridiculous antics! How did the author come up with so many funny stories? The second one is incredibly satisfying. Lu Chuan awakens a ridiculous system. He should have been a powerful figure in a high-martial arts world! Unexpectedly, the system malfunctioned, and he appeared in a cultivation world. This system is really strange!! To prevent its host from being killed, it forcibly imprisoned Lu Chuan for 100,000 years. For a full 100,000 years, he became stronger, but also became a psychopath! Hahaha, it's absolutely hilarious!

2. 2 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 116.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves
3. 3 我 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我，圈钱主播！但大哥是真刷啊！ Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 162.3kReads9.4Score14.6kShelves

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   This comedy novel is the most abstract I've ever read!!! [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] I think a 9.6 Rating is too low!!! [Heavy punch][Heavy punch][Heavy punch] And 1.51 Million people are watching it simultaneously!!! [Smirking][Smirking][Smirking] It will make you laugh so hard you'll be rolling on the floor!!! Highly recommended!!! [Angry][Angry][Angry]

4. 4 让EN You're Supposed to Do Evil, Not Do Away with Evildoers! 让你做恶，不是让你做掉恶人啊喂 Make This Monk Your Core请以贫僧为核Urban909k WordsOngoing [Traditional high-level martial arts + memes + sharp tongue + comedy + clever plotting + one heroine] Xu Yuan transmigrates unexpectedly to Planet Earth, where divine martial arts reign supreme. A Crime List appears in his mind. As long as he commits evil, he earns Crime Points and can climb the rankings to claim rewards. The higher his rank, the greater the rewards. Xu Yuan thinks, So I'm supposed to become a scumbag? What about my family? But he soon discovers that doing good deeds actually de 40.5kReads8.7Score3.9kShelves

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   💥Top-tier comedy! Mom, please stop hitting me! I'll never laugh so wildly again [facepalm]. In this story, the male protagonist awakens a demonic ranking system after being stabbed by Liu Huaqiang's watermelon knife. As long as he acts like a brute and does bad things [shocked], he can increase his sin value and earn rewards. The higher his ranking on the list, the more rewards he gets. So, are you ready to face the challenge of this bug-level, cheat-like brute? [Smirk]

5. 5 娱 Showbiz: This Movie Star Is Pretty Handsome 娱乐：这个影帝有点儿帅 Wind Blowing Through Bamboo风吹竹子Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Day One: "Today, delivery worker Yue was nearly assaulted by a customer, Zhou, because he was so handsome. The police remind all men to take care of their personal safety when out and about." Day Two: "Today, after quitting his delivery job, Yue went out to eat and talk things over with a friend. Because he was so handsome, he was nearly assaulted while drunk by Liu, a female ride-hailing driver. The police once again remind all men to take care of their personal safety when out and about." Day 19.5kReads8.5Score965Shelves
6. 6 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 76.3kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves

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   It's not exactly an obscure book, but those who are new to Tomato (a popular Chinese online literature platform) probably haven't read it. It used to have a lot of readership, but it dropped a bit after it ended a while ago. However, the fact that a four-year-old story still has over 100,000 readers speaks volumes about its value.

7. 7 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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   These books all fit the theme 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I almost pounded the wall ε=ε=(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ

8. 8 我EN I Made Up Cultivation Techniques, So How Did You All Become Great Emperors? 我瞎编功法，你们怎么都成大帝了 Drunk on Wind and Smoke风烟醉Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Chen Xuan transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent. Unable to cultivate, he unexpectedly awakens a System that makes him stronger every time he takes on a disciple. To grow stronger, he starts bluffing his way into taking disciples. When he doesn’t know a cultivation technique, he just makes one up. To his complete surprise, every one of his disciples masters their techniques. A hundred years later, Chen Xuan watches as each of his disciples becomes an unparalleled Great Emperor and can’t help 2.7kReads8.9Score652Shelves
9. 9 玄EN Fantasy: Winning Big—All My Disciples Have Systems 玄幻：赢麻了，我的弟子都有系统 Little Bamboo Meow-Meow小竹子喵喵Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing [Taking disciples + lighthearted daily life + everyone is a sly schemer + nothing goes by the book] Lu Changzhi transmigrates and finds he can choose a new identity. As a compulsive gambler, he decisively chooses random. The result? He wins so big it’s like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: an absolute jackpot. His only limitation is a god-tier disciple-taking System. He never expected its first mission to be… [Detected other Hosts with Systems… Infiltrating… Modifying… Modification complete… 21.3kReads8.8Score2.4kShelves
10. 10 发 I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版，圣地老祖破防了 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps 30.7kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
11. 11 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 343.1kReads9.5Score39kShelves
12. 12 大 Senior Brother, You’re Far Too Cunning 大师兄你真太阴险了 Drifting Boat飘荡的舟Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Wasn’t he supposed to be devious and deceitful, vile and shameless, selfish and unscrupulous, a scoundrel through and through, two-faced and faithless, a swindler and a cheat, and the greatest menace in the world? Then why was golden merit shining from him? This book is also known as "The Immortal King Wants Me Dead by Three, So I’ll Break Into His House at Two" and "No One Is More Devious Than He Is". 18.4kReads7.8Score1.5kShelves

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    It's hilarious even without a system! Six flying swords, named: "Senior, wait, watch out behind you!" And "Ancestor, spare my life, I surrender!" Every time the protagonist makes a move, it's unexpected. [Laughing emoji]

13. 13 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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    This hilarious novel is my absolute favorite on Tomato. It's packed with laughs, I laughed from beginning to end. And the story is brilliantly written, I really love it! [Laughing emoji]

14. 14 西 Journey to the West: I Was an Ant on the Sidelines When They Pinned Down the Monkey 西游：压猴的时候我在旁边当蚂蚁 Newly Flipped Salty Fish新翻咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Yifan transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He happens to see Sun Wukong being crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain. But he’s just an ant now! It’s not as if he can chew through Five Elements Mountain! And on top of that, he has to worry about being crushed under someone’s foot at any moment. Other people have Systems, and he has a golden finger too. Gazing at the golden finger shining in his mind, he can’t help thinking this thing looks completely unreliable! The Three Realms 6.1kReads8.5Score460Shelves

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    Give this one a try; I personally found it quite funny.

15. 15 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 41.7kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
16. 16 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 44.4kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
17. 17 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 12.9kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
18. 18 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15kReads6.9Score956Shelves

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    Urban setting + multiple female characters + system + comedy. The male protagonist keeps exploiting bugs to complete tasks, turning multiple-choice questions into ranking questions—it's hilarious, especially that chaotic love triangle scene. It's the first time I've seen a comedic style like this.

19. 19 告 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 11.8kReads9.0Score1kShelves

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    That's really funny!!!

20. 20 别 Don't Mess with Me, My Wife Is Princess Gaoyang of the Great Tang 别惹我，我老婆大唐高阳公主 Abode Embracing Stars and Bright Moon抱星明月居Historical1.5M WordsCompleted New novel: "A Longevity Seeker in the Tang Dynasty, But from the Start, I’m at Xuanwu Gate?" Chen Yan, a medical genius, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes the son of a founding hero. His new family has an illustrious history: Two of his uncles died in battle for Li Shimin, and his father gave his life protecting Empress Zhangsun during the Xuanwu Gate Incident. In recognition of the family’s generations of loyalty, Li Shimin grants Chen Yan the title 76.3kReads8.3Score5.3kShelves

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    💥①This book is hilarious! [Facepalm] A wedding prank causes a sensation in Chang'an. The protagonist is so talkative, they start fighting at the drop of a hat! [Smirk] As the son of a founding hero, Chen Yan originally planned to relax and enjoy life, visiting brothels throughout Chang'an and living the life of a wealthy idler. [Full] Unexpectedly, the emperor wants to marry Princess Gaoyang to him! Not wanting to become a cuckold for all time, Chen Yan immediately decides to go to the palace to annul the engagement. [Frustrated] But unexpectedly, Princess Gaoyang, with her royal arrogance, kicks open the gates of the Earl's mansion first. The two are like oil and water from the moment they meet, neither of them liking the other. [Smirk] They immediately start a passionate verbal battle, it's so funny! [Facepalm][facepalm]

21. 21 超 Surviving on a Cross-Time Highway, My Teammate Is Little Xizi 超时空公路求生，我的队友小兕子 Next Door to Old Wang's老王家的隔壁Sports724k WordsOngoing [Two-person road survival] [Team-up in the later stages] [Transmigration across time and space] Everyone transmigrates into a road-survival world, where each person is paired with a historical figure as a teammate. While others are matched with emperors, famous generals and strategists, and beautiful courtesans from the ages, Li Jie is lucky enough to be paired with the little princess of Jinyang from the Tang Dynasty. With a three-year-old in tow and riding a rickety old bicycle, Li Jie is havi 1.3kReads8.9Score100Shelves
22. 22 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 43.9kReads7.3Score3.7kShelves

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    I must recommend this masterpiece! Hahaha, I'm afraid you'll laugh yourself to death. Emperor Xin was the sun in the Shang Dynasty!

23. 23 租 My Rented Girlfriend from a Dating Show Turns Out to Be a Young Lady from Beijing's Elite Circle 租来的恋综女友，竟是京圈大小姐 Eight Blade-Breaking Strikes破锋八刀Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Silly Comedy + Humor + Entertainment + Dating Reality Show + One Female Lead + System] Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a System that makes people lose their cool. Bad news! After publicly tearing into the girlfriend and boss who ruined his previous life, he’s temporarily single. But he’s already signed a contract for a couples’ dating show, and his vicious ex is joining with her new partner! But! It’s no big deal! Su Chen promptly contacts his online buddy for help. Until the da 26.1kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves

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    What indecent words!! [Please follow][Please follow][Please follow] No way! Two people who both like to sleep naked could easily cause a death!!! Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a defense-breaking system. Bad news! Because he tore apart his ex-girlfriend and boss who harmed him in his past life, he temporarily lost his girlfriend, but signed a dating reality show contract, and his vicious ex-girlfriend is also bringing a new CP to the show! But! No big problem! Su Chen decisively contacted his online best friend for help. Until the day they met in person. Su Chen: You're the model sister Xinghe introduced? Xia Xinghe: I don't have a sister, I'm the sister.

24. 24 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance621k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.7kReads—Score117Shelves

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    It's so good, so good, so funny!

25. 25 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 57.1kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves

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    It was so funny, I laughed so hard in the middle of the night.

26. 26 流 Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓Female-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime 37Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious and has a lot to talk about, it's weird!

27. 27 斩 Slay the Gods: China's Ancient Gods Return, with Fuxi's Disc from the Start 斩神：华夏古神归位，开局伏羲盘 Coke Chicken Wings可乐鸡翅儿Male-Channel Fanfiction3.2M WordsOngoing [This book is ridiculously funny. Bring some tissues, just in case you wet yourself] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Su Yan discovers that he has become Lin Qiye's classmate. He's right in the heart of Cangnan's vortex, and he's even eaten his aunt's eggs. The mortality rate is astonishing. As someone who transmigrated, how is Su Yan supposed to survive? Luckily, he becomes Fuxi's proxy, with an ever-changing array of abilities. Twelve Zodiac Rings: Control twelve kinds of 52.8kReads9.3Score5.1kShelves

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    [A masterpiece by Sparrow Food] [A masterpiece by Sparrow Food] [A masterpiece by Sparrow Food]

28. 28 人 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃，天上神仙都急了！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓9k WordsCompleted People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 29 手 My Subordinates Are All Rebellious, and I Become the Army's Greatest Villain 手下全是反骨仔，我成全军大反派 God of War Dad战神奶爸Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [A super contrarian + master trap-setter + comedy + old fox + invincible] Transmigrating into 1979, Ye An unexpectedly finds himself on a battlefield engulfed in the flames of war. He hopes to distinguish himself and make a name for himself, but his unit is ambushed and suffers heavy casualties. In a crisis, Ye An is ordered to rebuild the unit. The new recruits sent to him are all exceptional, but they're also notorious troublemakers and rebels from their respective units. His superiors promise 24.8kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves
30. 30 为 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓8k WordsCompleted Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 65Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 31 快 Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! 快跑，魏征扛着他儿子上朝了！ My Bumpy Journey磕磕绊绊的我Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Year Seven of the Zhenguan era. A thunderous boom sounded in the sky, and I transmigrated into Wei Shuyu. As Wei Zheng's beloved son, shouldn't I help my father with his troubles? Li Shimin secretly hiding spending money? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to take a concubine? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to lead a personal campaign? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out... In short, whatever Li Shimin does, we oppose it. That's how you earn a reput 22.7kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
32. 32 丽 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓7k WordsCompleted Lisi's Smuggling Journey 30Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 33 入 Enlisting as a Military Policeman: Do I Need to Retire Early? 入伍当纠察，需要提前退伍？ A Touch of Olive Green一抹橄榄绿Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Modern Military + No System] Jiang Xiaolong had just transmigrated when he found himself in a recruit camp. He had planned to lie flat for two years, then inherit the family business, but unexpectedly, he was assigned to the military police... “Brother Long, where’s a good place for new recruits to be assigned after training?” “Logistics, the motor company, or the maintenance unit would all be fine. Just don’t get assigned to the military police.” “Why not?” “Never heard that the military polic 6.4kReads9.2Score483Shelves
34. 34 全 The Whole Sect Keeps Asking: Who Is Jin Yong? 全宗门都在问：金庸是谁 Loves Looking Up at the Sky爱往天上看Eastern Fantasy174k WordsOngoing Chen Yu has been here for ten years, and he's still at the second level of Qi Refining. At twenty-six, he works as a sweeper in the outer sect. By the sect's rules, he'll be packing his things and heading down the mountain in a month. That night, a wheel appeared in his sea of consciousness: Jin Yong's martial arts on the outer ring, Devil Fruits on the inner ring. But the wheel only gives him one move a day, and what it gives him is incomplete: the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms have only a ten —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The Talkative System gives you martial arts skills to conquer the world of cultivation; it's not bad.

35. 35 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 587Reads9.2Score169Shelves

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    Here it comes! 🌙 🥚① First book: A top salesperson transmigrates to a parallel world, awakens a system, and begins a live-streaming career. Witness the sales champion's hilarious antics and overwhelming power, relying on memories to plan ahead – an absolutely invincible and exhilarating read! 🛩 🥚② Strive to develop, grow stronger, and become powerful and decisive in battle! 🚀

36. 36 觉 I Awaken the Jinx System, and Even Heaven Avoids Me Like the Plague 觉醒扫把星系统，天道避我如蛇蝎 Instructor Wolf狼教官Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [System, lighthearted comedy, imaginative xuanhuan, invincible hero, cultivation, no female lead, special abilities, a fresh new power fantasy] Wang Mo is plagued by bad luck, but accidentally awakens the Jinx System and defies fate. Anyone who crosses him is doomed. Geniuses from every race suffer one setback after another, and ancient powerhouses are struck by disaster at every turn. He sweeps aside all rivals and conquers the Three Realms and Seven Domains. The unluckier he gets, the stronger 3.6kReads8.0Score473Shelves

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    Don't look while you're pooping, or you'll lose your laugh and won't be able to finish.

37. 37 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 337.3kReads9.8Score47.3kShelves

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    I highly recommend this book. It feels like the real comedy in Tomato's collection! It's absolutely hilarious! So many laugh-out-loud moments, every chapter is incredibly funny, making you laugh until you're pounding your bed in the middle of the night, until your stomach cramps!

38. 38 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

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    If you still can't finish these books, then you're amazing.

39. 39 全EN Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下，拼不出一个好人？ The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 147.6kReads9.2Score14.6kShelves
40. 40 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.6M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
41. 41 背EN My Family Is So Ridiculously Powerful, My System Broke 背景有亿亿亿亿亿点大，系统崩了 Ye Huohuo叶火火Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted A System that makes you invincible from the start? Chen Mu asked, “What can you do?” System: [Complete missions to earn massive rewards: cultivation techniques, money, divine weapons… Everything you need to make the Host invincible!] Cultivation techniques? My uncle is the foremost creator of them. A few casual strokes from him are enough to produce the finest technique in the world! Money? My older sister’s trading company does business throughout the entire Great Azure World. It’s richer than 48.1kReads9.1Score5.1kShelves

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    The system turns evil whenever it fails, and it constantly compares itself to the people around the protagonist. It's quite an interesting system.

42. 42 洪EN Honghuang: I’ll Come Clean, I’m the Ancestor of Wisdom! 洪荒：摊牌了，我就是智慧祖巫！ Duo Lai Dreams哆来做梦Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Primordial World + Investiture of the Gods + Journey to the West + invincible + comedy + scheming + play the pig to eat the tiger] Wu Tian transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes a member of the Wu Clan. Unlike the others, he has no interest in fighting and killing. He just wants to stay behind the Ancestral Shamans, occasionally offer them advice, cultivate cautiously, and attain the Great Dao. Why fear the Calamity of the Wu and Yaoguang Clans? As long as he can hang on until the 141.1kReads8.9Score21.3kShelves

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    What kind of chemical reaction will occur when a brilliant idea emerges from a group of brutes? Hehehe [smirk][smirk][smirk]

43. 43 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 33kReads8.7Score3.5kShelves

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    Before Xu An's large hand could touch Yin Qingya's buttons, Yin Qingya, her eyes glazed, made one last, desperate attempt to say, "Xu... Xu An, this is my home!!"

44. 44 盘 Pangu: Guys, Pangu’s Back for Revenge! 盘古：统子们，我盘古来复仇了！ The One Who Wants to Laugh想笑的Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Chaos + Primordial World + Daily System Hunting + No Romance + System Terminator] As a System, your daily routine is to train your Host and hunt for Pangu! If a System doesn't have Pangu's blood, how can it show its face? How embarrassing! Draw blood! Extract marrow! Drain his soul! A horde of Systems charges at Pangu, armed with swords, spears, clubs, and giant syringes! As the boss of Chaos and big brother to the Three Thousand Demon Gods, Pangu's daily routine is to hunt Systems with his 14.8kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves

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    The system has been absorbing Pangu for so long, and now Pangu is starting to fight back!

45. 45 都EN Already an Immortal, Now You Add Me to a Newbie Transmigrator Group? 都快成仙了才拉我进穿越萌新群？ Loves Pickled Fish爱吃酸菜鱼Eastern Fantasy847k WordsOngoing [Chat Group + Invincible + the Myriad Worlds + A Fierce Dragon Crossing the River + Sweeping All Before Him + Unshakable Dao Heart] Chen Yi transmigrated into the cultivation world eight hundred years ago and blazed his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was facing his eighty-first Immortal Ascension Tribulation, trying to outwit it once again, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the Transmigrators' Mutual Aid Group of the Myriad Worlds. The group was full of newb 2.3kReads9.0Score213Shelves

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    This is a mind-blowing masterpiece! Absolutely hilarious! If it's not funny, I'll eat three tons of food! [Facepalm] Watch with caution during class or work!!

46. 46 为EN To Corrupt the Righteous, I Had No Choice But to Make Games 为了祸害正道，我只好制作游戏了 Jie Ge Ge Jie杰了个杰Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing [Game Development First + Cultivation Second + Tormenting the Righteous Factions] In this cultivation world, where the righteous factions completely dominate the Demon Dao, Lu Ze unlocks the Demon Dao Prodigy System. He can raise his cultivation as long as he kills righteous cultivators. What? Deaths in an illusion count too? A game designer by trade, Lu Ze decides to give the cultivators of this world a tiny little shock... Sect elder: “What is this Escape from the Demon Cult? Why have the disc 32.6kReads8.5Score3.7kShelves
47. 47 纨 The Spoiled Young Heir Is Hard to Handle 纨绔世子不好当 Fei Shuo Mo Shu菲硕莫薯Historical2.8M WordsCompleted [Comedy + farming + no System] The good news: He wakes up in the body of a young lord in a prince's manor. The bad news: His young-lord experience has only three days left. Even better news: The old emperor favors him. Even worse news: The old emperor is about to abdicate. Qi Ye secretly vows, “I'll decide my own fate. Anyone who gets tricked again is a dog!” New Emperor: “Get down on your knees. I'm begging you for a favor: get me some pocket money.” Qi Ye: “Your Majesty, don't push me too far! 19.3kReads8.7Score2kShelves

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    All I can say is that the author's writing is absolutely brilliant. [Facepalm]

48. 48 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 57kReads—Score528Shelves

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    Hilarious and absurd, you have to keep watching!

49. 49 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves
50. 50 开 Invincible From the Start! But Born to Be a Corporate Drone 开局无敌！却是个牛马命 The Trajectory Is Drifting Left弹道正在偏左Eastern Fantasy397k WordsOngoing Other people cultivate through hard work, fortuitous opportunities, and good fortune! Wang Fan cultivates by taking a beating, absorbing power, and making his opponents die for him! After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Wang Fan awakens an invincible Chaos Dao Body: immune to every art, devouring every attack, and growing stronger with every battle! He withstands a Nascent Soul army while only at the early Nascent Soul stage, takes a mighty Fusion attack with his body, and absorbs every 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious! The protagonist just wants to relax, but the system is always thinking about killing and robbing!

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