A Protagonist Who Pulls All Kinds of Hilarious Stunts 主角各种骚操作而且要搞笑

1. 301 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 91.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves
2. 302 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 154.1kReads9.3Score16.1kShelves

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   Perhaps it's because they all stayed true to themselves.

3. 303 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
4. 304 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 904Reads8.3Score101Shelves

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   They're all pretty funny, with the main characters doing some crazy things, which meets your requirements (*´I`*)

5. 305 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 8.9kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
6. 306 系 System: I Flagged Down a Car to Catch a Cheater, but Two Women Opened the Door 系统：拦车打算捉渣男，开门俩女 Half a Brush半支筆Urban130k WordsCompleted Lin Fan: Driver, are you going or not? Driver: I'm not going. This is a private car, not a taxi. Lin Fan: I'm going to catch my partner cheating. Driver: Catch them cheating? Let's go, get in. 259Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I'm late.

7. 307 快 Hurry, Bro, Let’s Catch Them in the Act... 快走啊，兄弟，捉奸去…… Half a Brush半支筆6k WordsCompleted Come on, hurry up, bro! Let's catch them in the act... —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 308 穿 I Became the Heroine of an Otome Game and Turned It Into a Gourmet Adventure 穿乙游女主，我把画风变成美食游 Plenty of Kumquats金桔多Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Lin Yuanyuan was the planner of a food-themed mobile game that had once been popular but was now in decline. To rescue its revenue, which had plummeted to rock bottom, she teamed up with a hit otome game from the same company for a crossover, shamelessly riding on its popularity. That month, the game shot into the top three on the mobile game spending charts. As expected, fans lambasted her for riding on the other game's coattails. But so what? Lin Yuanyuan laughed as she looked at the month's r 976Reads9.1Score138Shelves
9. 309 半 Half a Pen's Seventh Book 半支筆的第7本书 Half a Brush半支筆Urban71k WordsOngoing Hey, snap out of it! Your wife has already run off with someone else! Haven't you heard the saying? If you want a decent life, you need a little green on your head! If you want a good life, you need a whole patch of grass growing up there! 19Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 310 鉴 Treasure Appraisal: Five Hundred Yuan for a Billionaire Heiress 鉴宝：五百块，捡漏千亿豪门千金 Call Me Old Jiu请叫我老九Urban2.3M WordsOngoing [Antique Appraisal] [Treasure Hunting] [Stone Gambling] [Lost Heiress of a Wealthy Family] [Character-Driven Story] “Sign it! I’ll hand this woman over to you for five hundred yuan, and then we’re even!” Seeing her sallow, ugly face, everyone assumes Qin Feng is getting stuck with her, a complete sucker. Only Qin Feng grins at the screenful of golden comments, barely able to keep his smile in check. You think she’s a jinx? Sorry, the System says she has an [SSS-Rank Phoenix Fate That Brings Her 19.2kReads7.7Score3.9kShelves
11. 311 西 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻：首抽圣女，系统让我去捞人 Stars Sleep on a Shallow Shore星眠浅岸Eastern Fantasy438k WordsOngoing [Western Fantasy + Otherworld + System + Goofy Comedy] Lin Yi, who was stuck working a 9-to-6 job six days a week, was forcibly dragged into another world by a ridiculous System. This world had swords and magic, and was home to humans, beastfolk, elves, dwarves, goblins, dragons, and all kinds of other races. It had everything you'd imagine in another world, except that monster hordes, sea-folk invasions, and abyssal invasions could strike at any moment. Lin Yi opened his status panel and saw hi 1.2kReads—Score145Shelves

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    The protagonist is constantly making quirky moves, always in a great mental state, when one careless mistake leads to a system transporting him to another world. His first draw is a saintly wife, and the system then sends him to bail someone out of prison?! If you like Western fantasy and silly stories, give this a try. If not, please don't read it, don't click, don't read it—just ignore me.

12. 312 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.9kReads9.3Score356Shelves

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    Then I recommend you read this book, it's really good.

13. 313 笑 The Bickering Couple Collection 笑话夫妻集 Three Layers of Rain三层雨Urban228k WordsCompleted A collection of jokes just for married couples! Perfect for couples going through a dry spell or for anyone bored at bedtime. Every joke hits the funny bone, bringing plenty of fun to married life. A whole year of laughter for you and your partner, and your relationship will be warmer than ever after reading! 225Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Haha, this is hilarious! I've already tested it, and it's definitely exceptionally good-looking.

14. 314 我 I Can’t Believe I’m a Wage Slave in a Card Game World 我居然在打牌世界观做社畜 ZZ from the Melon-Eating Family吃瓜家的ZZAnime Fanfiction835k WordsCompleted [Yu-Gi-Oh!] [Transmigration] Li Genchuan is a young Yu-Gi-Oh! player, but one day, he somehow transmigrates into a world where everyone plays cards! Anyway, before becoming the King of Duelists, a pro duelist, the Unsealing Overlord, a Signer, a Dark Signer, ZEXAL, a Duel Priest, and all the rest, he should find a job in Japan during the Heisei era. A new writer with a new book. This is my first time writing, so I hope you'll show your support. 2.7kReads8.7Score261Shelves
15. 315 成 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 Three Layers of Rain三层雨409k WordsCompleted A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
16. 316 带 Taking My Sister-in-Law on the Path to Immortality 带嫂子修仙记 Fate's One-Slash Style命运一刀流Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing The rating has just been posted and will rise later. A mortal's journey, with steady growth. Sun Dongliang and his sister-in-law were sold together and sent deep into the mountains to toil. They were destined to be buried there for the rest of their lives. But he had a mysterious treasure bottle. It could automatically detect and capture spirit beasts! It could remove impurities and turn junk into treasure! His low-grade cultivation techniques could be directly enhanced into high-grade technique 47.8kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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    The protagonist of this book has taken outrageous antics to the extreme; I've never seen a book written like this before, it's hilarious! I was in class, and my stomach hurts from laughing so much. My phone was confiscated by the teacher, oh my god! [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

17. 317 从 Figure-Making, Starting with Jingliu 从镜流开始的手办制作 Acid-Resistant Lemon Tea耐酸柠檬茶Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Gender-Bender, No CP, Chaotic Loli Protagonist, Original World, Innocent and Adorable True Form, Secret Identity Rampage] Your enemies: future prediction, time reversal, ability theft, hypnotic brainwashing, supersonic attacks... Your ability: making little people out of mud. "Liking lolis will get you arrested. Young girls lack charm. Only big sisters are the truth of the universe!" So declared a certain chaotic loli. "The Shenzhou Flat isn't even that big, is it?" "Is being fifty thousand yea 6.7kReads9.4Score691Shelves
18. 318 百 Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还：我的冤种系统能躺平 Big Rabbit Who Eats Carrots吃萝卜的大兔子Ancient Romance289k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    🤣These two books feature protagonists doing all sorts of hilarious and outrageous things! I laughed until my stomach hurt! The male lead is such a sly old fox—he's a master at exploiting bugs; the system got so stuck with him that it just gave up and quit! 😂 Non-stop laughter throughout, definitely worth reading! [Masterpiece by Sparrow Eater][Add to bookshelf][Bump this post]

19. 319 战 War Lord: King of All Races 战争领主：万族之王 Chu Yi楚逸Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsOngoing Western Fantasy + Lord + Farming + War + Slow Burn. After transmigrating to another world, he becomes the militia captain of a frontier settlement. With only three hundred elderly people, women, and children at his command, how will he survive in the perilous wilderness? Watch as the protagonist advances step by step, rising from a humble militia captain to a knight, city lord, count, and ruler, making his way to the top in another world. Years later, the great King of All Races delivers a speec 71.9kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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    Having wandered half my life, I only regret not having met a wise ruler. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to become your godfather. (Father-in-law 1, Godfather 2, Master 1) For now…

20. 320 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 386.2kReads9.2Score32.8kShelves

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    Here it comes! 🌙 🥚① First book: The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world and unexpectedly becomes a court official. Witness the shock of a master strategist! An absolutely awesome and hilarious read! 🛩 🥚② Strive to develop and become stronger; with great power, act decisively and ruthlessly! 🚀

21. 321 火EN Naruto: Starting by Punching Trees, Shocking Kurama! 火影：开局撸树，震惊九喇嘛！ Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Comedy First] [One Female Lead] [Lighthearted Fun] [Plot-Driven] [Happy Rescue] [MC System] Zhou Ming works himself to death from overtime, then is born into Konoha as a prince. He decides he mustn't give Naruto too much lip, and discovers that he has an MC inventory. From that moment on, the Shinobi World's whole vibe starts going crooked... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Heavy Black Ruler and always flinging a handful of lime powder at the start of a fight, becomes the nightmare of everyone who 4kReads9.2Score223Shelves

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    |･ω･`)

22. 322 京 Peking Opera Cats: Even as a Little Female Cat of the Literary Sect, I Can Fight 京剧猫：穿成文宗小母猫也很能打 Meteor Eternal流星丶千秋Anime Fanfiction509k WordsOngoing [The protagonist is a demon pill | Lighthearted and funny | Gets more satisfying as it goes | Turns dark later (already has) | You can read this without knowing the original] (Former title: Jingju Cats: I Transmigrated into a Little Female Cat from the Wen Sect, and I Can Fight, Too) The protagonist has a little-girl body and the personality of a demon pill. No CP, just one-on-one romance. Read without worry. An ordinary college student was taken out by a truck and turned into a snow-white Persi 26.5kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves

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    100% Match, loli appearance, demonic personality

23. 323 西EN Western Fantasy: Your Majesty the Empress, I Am a Loyal Servant of the Empire 西幻：女皇陛下，朕是帝国忠臣啊 Writing Nonsense Like Crazy嘎嘎乱写Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsOngoing [Farming]+ [Slow Burn]+ [Western Fantasy]+ [Multiple Races]+ [No System]+ [Conquest] After transmigrating to the Middle Ages, he became a nobleman named Field. He learned that women in this world could awaken as “Chosen Ones,” each with unique abilities and extraordinary beauty. Field hadn't even had time to celebrate before his useless father and beautiful stepmother sent him off to develop a blighted land full of poverty and monsters! Worse still, the entire empire, no, the entire world, was r 312.2kReads9.4Score19.5kShelves

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    The CG footage of the enemy's defeat is revealed, and a bunch of incredibly powerful subordinates are recruited.

24. 324 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 28.8kReads8.8Score3.6kShelves

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    There's another One Piece novel that I don't know why it's not available anymore. It's called "I Became a Charlatan in One Piece," a really funny one. The protagonist is completely inhuman, with extremely low moral standards, especially his ethics.

25. 325 精 Mastering Every Way to Die and the Ultimate Acting Skills 精通所有死法，掌握最强演技 Ji Liaoyuan寂燎原Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Acting on Set] [Absurd Comedy] [Dark Humor] [No CP] [Lighthearted] Also known as “Die on Cue, and the Director Will Lose His Mind” “I’m telling you, nobody here can outdie me.” So says Luo Nan, an actor with all kinds of ways to die. Director: “Guys, you wouldn’t believe it. I just told him to make the hanging scene look more realistic, and he actually found a rope and hanged himself.” Screenwriter: “Why are you looking at me? He said the plot could be more exaggerated, so I wrote a death where 926Reads8.6Score197Shelves

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    Well, to put it simply: The first book is an ensemble piece where almost everyone is pretty shameless. Your moral compass might be shattered or your intelligence challenged at any moment. One second you're moved to tears by their romance, the next they're fighting, resulting in hilarious moments. The second book, as the title suggests, is still terrifying even though the supporting characters know the protagonist is good at killing people. The various ways people die in middle school serve as a reminder of some issues we should be aware of in real life. The third book is, frankly, quite perverse… watch it if you're interested. The fourth book is very funny. Of these four books, only the third has a romantic pairing; the others are non-romantic. However, be aware that the protagonist and supporting characters in the first book are quite gay? Watch it if you're interested.

26. 326 这 This Sharingan Is Anything but Ordinary 这个写轮眼不正经 Fried Dough Sticks and Buns with Soy Milk油条包子配豆浆Anime Fanfiction861k WordsOngoing During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Uchiha Madara finally gathered all nine Tailed Beasts and launched the Eye of the Moon Plan. But when he looked at the strange Sharingan in the sky, he fell silent. “Uchiha Madara! What the hell are you doing?!” the Allied Shinobi Forces on the ground finally shouted. Under the light of the Sharingan projected onto the moon, their bodies began changing in bizarre ways. They grew rounder and fuller, becoming more and more feminine, while their bellies started 6.2kReads5.5Score381Shelves

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    As the blank sheet of paper is first opened, a storm brews, and all things come rushing to the heart. Partings and reunions, right and wrong, unfold and recede, depicting the myriad facets of life. The brushstrokes are gentle and subtle, capturing joy and sorrow with lifelike realism. Reading the entire piece, one feels as if traversing the mortal world, witnessing its rise and fall firsthand. Looking back, how many mediocre works, adorned with flowery language, merely show off, lacking depth and spirit? Encountering such a masterpiece, one casts aside worldly distractions, quietly appreciating it by the lamplight. Do not waste precious time; immerse yourself in its beauty, appreciating its serene beauty. When the book is closed, its lingering charm resonates deeply.

27. 327 我 I’m Not a God of Cooking 我不是煮神 A YunAyun阿云AyunUrban305k WordsOngoing Also known as My Daily Prison-Bound Food Stall, He Really Knows How to Eat, and Don't Call Me a Cook [Food + System + No Female Lead + Daily Life + Perfect Reading Companion + Comedy] How much money can you really make from running a food stall? Jiang Yun refused to believe it, until he accidentally bonded with a food-stall System. Either he follows its tasks and runs a stall to earn generous rewards, or the System forcibly deletes his account. What? You want me to sell barbecue outside a cremat 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Food + System + Comedy + No Female Lead + Slice of Life + Urban Setting; Original Title: "Selling Barbecue at a Crematorium." Check it out! [Smirk]

28. 328 西 Journey to the West: I Took a Wrong Turn and Became the Junior Patriarch of the Jie Sect 西游：我迷个路，成了截教小老爷 Author g2作者g2Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Chen Xuanzang looked at his small hands. From the memories in his mind, he realized he had transmigrated into the eight-year-old Jiang Liuer. He decided to leave Golden Mountain Temple. Hopelessly bad with directions, he rescued a boy on the road. The boy was called Li Er, and the two became sworn brothers. On his way to steer clear of trouble, he got lost and met a green ox. Continuing west, he somehow ended up as the Jie Sect's young master. To revive the Jie Sect, Chen Xuanzang volunteered to 5.9kReads8.8Score452Shelves
29. 329 穿 I Transmigrated as the Villain, and Turned the Male Lead into a Girl 穿越成反派，男主被我爆改成女生 Qianyuan Qian乾元乾Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Villain + One Heroine + System] Su Qing is delighted to transmigrate into a fantasy world. But when he discovers that he's actually the villain who stole the protagonist's beloved, he falls into despair. He wants to change his fate, but who could have expected the Villain System to show up and issue missions he can't refuse? With no other choice, he does his best to complete the System's missions. But then something unexpected happens. During one mission, he and the protagonist fall off a cliff 21.3kReads8.3Score3.2kShelves
30. 330 我 I Really Run an Orphanage, Not an Assassin's Den 我开的真是孤儿院，不是杀手堂 I Am the Ox Warrior我是牛战士Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Physical book edition now available] [Short drama of the same name is now streaming! Watch it on Hongguo!] [The only martial arts ensemble novel on the entire site with such a wild premise!] [At its peak, 1.5 million readers were following it, ranking seventh across all of Tomato Novel. Readers, come on in and take a look!] [Ensemble cast + System + traits + martial arts] Chen Ye transmigrates to the Great Wu Dynasty and binds himself to an Orphan Training System. As long as he raises orphans, 116.1kReads8.9Score12.2kShelves
31. 331 自 Ever Since I Got a Mental Illness, I’ve Been Feeling Much Better 自从得了精神病，整个人都精神了 Barbecue Salted Fish Knight碳烤咸鱼骑士Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [No female lead + eerie happenings + multiple personalities + comedy + slow burn + everyday life] A red moon appears, and contamination descends. Most people in the world become mentally ill, carrying mental contamination. Xiao Liang is a mentally ill man who has been contaminated but hasn't gone mad. He uses his dissociative identities to beat eerie creatures, and moonlights as a one-stop murder-and-body-disposal service. Only when a god dies beneath his own iron shovel does he realize that he 14.6kReads9.1Score3.4kShelves
32. 332 修 Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙：记录美好生活 Six Livers from Head to Toe浑身上下六个肝Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there 103.2kReads9.0Score9.8kShelves

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    Come, witness the modern cultivation of immortality in this new era!

33. 333 情 After I Harvested Her Emotions, My Top-Tier Star Girlfriend Broke Down 情绪收割后，顶流女友破防了 A Carefree Stroll Through Shu蜀中逍遥游Urban233k WordsOngoing On a stormy night, deliveryman Li Yimo is sent flying by a luxury car and unexpectedly binds an Emotion Harvesting System. The more netizens lose their minds, the richer he gets! To earn points, he brazenly latches onto trending topics. #Top-tier star Lin Xinglan caught on a date with her boyfriend?# That's right, it's me! To his surprise, Xingyao Media turns around and offers him a sky-high contract: “Five hundred thousand for three months as her contract boyfriend!” The whole internet mocks hi 5Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 334 火 Naruto: My System Keeps Getting Weirder 火影：我的系统越来越不对劲了 Take a Daydreaming Nap睡个白日梦Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [Normal from the Start + Gradually Gets Weird + Weird + Absurd + ... Hey, I'm Just Having Fun! Note: Fans of the original couples, stay away. After Chapter 400, things get inhuman~] Lin Yu transmigrated into the Hokage world, into the Uzumaki Clan. After lying low for ten years, he finally awakened a mission System. From then on... Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo. Mission: Obtain an epithet from Madara Uchiha. Mission: Trick Nagato into confessing his love to Yahiko. Mission: Coax Jiraiya int 10.6kReads8.1Score1.1kShelves
35. 335 七 The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零：万人嫌夫妇，大院发癫 Bobo Bedhead啵啵呆毛Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov 56.4kReads9.0Score6.3kShelves

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    It's kind of funny how crazy she is [laughing][laughing][laughing] Ye Sanqiu is notorious in the Trumpet Flower Brigade, hated by everyone. The villagers and their own families are suffering terribly because of her... Old Mrs. Ye and the brigade leader are both worried sick. Driven to desperation, Old Mrs. Ye throws out the letter of introduction and marriage certificate. "Sanqiu, you've ruined the whole village these past few years! Go to the capital and wreak havoc on your in-laws!"

36. 336 异 A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫 The Mountain Moon Knows Not of You山月不知君Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga 5.8kReads—Score325Shelves
37. 337 洪 Honghuang: Wholesale Immortal Pills, but You Didn’t Mention the Side Effects 洪荒：仙丹批发商，副作用你不说 Dummy and Cat笨比与猫Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the primordial world, he unexpectedly becomes the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir refined by Taiqing, coveted by every living creature in the land! Fortunately, he becomes Taiqing's disciple and awakens the Good Deeds System. Every elixir he makes becomes ten times more potent. Giving one to someone else earns him a random reward, but could also trigger a random side effect? Xuandu eats an elixir and turns into a little girl? Winged Immortal eats one, his wings grow ten times l 12.8kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
38. 338 我 I Became God in America 我在美国当上帝 Pokemon No Guard Machamp神奇宝贝无防守怪力Urban330k WordsOngoing A young man from Dongda traveled to America and saw another side of the world, one covered in ruin. Young Latina streetwalkers all over the streets. American kids with diabetes who were still malnourished. Fentanyl-controlled zombies. Homeless people nobody cared about while they were alive, whose corpses were fought over after they died. Poor souls who had to work three jobs right after attending their parents' funerals. Life was too hard for America's working class. Because the young man looke 162.3kReads8.5Score20.9kShelves
39. 339 人 I'm in High School, So What Is This Incense-Based Cultivation Thing? 人在高中，香火证道什么鬼？ The Dream of 3.5 Billion Girls35亿少女的梦Urban508k WordsOngoing [Not high-martial arts + daily life + school + comedy + unhinged antics + memes + absurdity + campus belle + multiple heroines] Lu Haonan, sixteen, is a new first-year student at Yanchuan High School. On the first day of school, a System dropped out of the sky and insisted that he'd transmigrated to the primordial world and become the local Earth God. The iced tea his childhood friend gave him? It called it ten-thousand-year-old spiritual liquid. The English textbook his teacher handed out? It c 181.1kReads8.9Score25.5kShelves
40. 340 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 129.1kReads9.0Score14.7kShelves
41. 341 九 Uncle Nine: Oh No, My System Is Acting Up Again 九叔：糟糕，我的系统又不服了 Zhao Li Is a Real Scoundrel赵吏是个老六Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted The successive Grandmasters of Maoshan once said: When roaming the world, what matters most is the strength of your foundations. If you can avoid trouble, do so. The world is in turmoil, and one less problem is better than one more. If you can’t avoid it, make a friend. If you can’t make a friend, negotiate face to face. If negotiations fail, then fight. When following these three rules, always keep three principles in mind. First, never hold back. Call upon the gods, the saints, and the Grandma 23.6kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves

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    Here he comes, here he comes again with his arrogant gait.

42. 342 系 The System Is Born Rebellious, and Its Created Demonic Arts Are Too Deranged 系统天生反骨，创的魔功过于鬼畜 Fat Cat Detective肥猫警长Eastern Fantasy777k WordsCompleted [Eight years old + mortal body + heaven-defying comprehension + hilarious and ridiculous + creating bizarre cultivation techniques + unorthodox demonic arts + multiple heroines] Also known as The Bizarre Chronicles of Abnormal Humans and My Disciples Are Getting Less and Less Human The demonic path flourishes while the righteous path declines. Ye Xiaoyao transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the young patriarch of the righteous Tai Xuan Holy Land. He has heaven-defying comprehension, bu 7.1kReads9.0Score682Shelves
43. 343 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves
44. 344 你 Don’t You Feel Guilty Making a Living Selling Ghosts? 你当鬼贩子良心不会痛吗 Lord of Bailu City白鹿城主Mystery506k WordsCompleted [Ghost peddler + no female lead + bluffing + ghost summoner] Ghostly energy surges, and terror descends. Lu Jing inherits the funeral goods shop his grandfather left behind and becomes the best business partner the Spirit Guard Bureau could ask for. “Captain Fang, 30,000 for this B-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, 500,000 for this A-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, this Ghost King...” Watching Lu Jing remove 5.8kReads8.9Score406Shelves
45. 345 神 The Return of the Condor Heroes: Sister Fu, Please Behave Yourself! 神雕杨过：芙妹请自重！ Ke Yuan柯远Male-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating as Yang Guo from The Return of the Condor Heroes, he gains a tenfold talent boost from the start! Remembering all the regrets in the original story, Yang Guo decides to change everything! He casts aside all the frustration and dissatisfaction of the original story! Every beauty and opportunity from the original story will be his! At the ferry crossing at Fengling, she first meets Yang Guo, and one glance binds her to him for life! At the peak of the martial world, who can st —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 346 厨 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 Jiu Yu九语Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 67.1kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
47. 347 我 I Lie Flat in the Wuxia Crossover, So Ladies, Please Behave! 我在综武躺平，女侠们请自重！ Xiao Chen Loves Photography小陈爱摄影Male-Channel Fanfiction3.3M WordsCompleted [Daily Life]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Wuxia Adventure] The Jiuzhou Continent is home to countless martial arts sects and imperial courts. Chen Ping'an, a transmigrator, had hoped to use his knowledge to give this impoverished world a little jolt. But he soon discovered that this world wasn't quite what he had imagined. A little beggar offered to work as his cook. Her name was Huang Rong. The silver-clad Sword Immortal Li Hanyi showed up at his home and asked to rent a room. The tragic ending of the Xia 50.6kReads8.5Score3.2kShelves
48. 348 我 My Livestream Mission Is to Livestream 我的直播任务是直播 An Accident是个意外Urban601k WordsOngoing [Livestream] [Comedy] [Absurd] [Just-for-Fun Story] Jiang Xian gets a Livestream System. As long as he completes tasks while livestreaming, he can earn rewards. [Ding! Host's livestream task for today: livestream.] Jiang Xian: ??? What do you mean, my livestream task is to livestream? [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've received a reward: 10 in cash!] Jiang Xian: ??? 10? Not ten thousand, just ten bucks? I've never seen a System this stingy!!! 254.1kReads8.7Score25.4kShelves
49. 349 娱 Showbiz: My Childhood Friend Is a Sneaky Prankster Who Loves to Mess with Boss Yang 娱乐：竹马老六，专坑怨种杨老板 A Little Red Flower for You送你一个小红花Urban459k WordsCompleted Transmigrated to Blue Star. At 17, Lu Chen rose to become a music superstar with hits like "Qilixiang," "Flower Sea," and "Black Sweater." In the third year at the peak of his career, Lu Chen chose to retire and lie flat. Ten years later, he was dragged in to save the day at a music festival directed by Yang Mi. Lu Chen: For my appearance fee, I want a cool billion! Yang Mi: I give up, you sly old fox! With one performance of "Ten Years," he announced to the world: Your old man is still your old 14.9kReads8.0Score695Shelves
50. 350 让 You Were Supposed to Pick a Lock, So Why Did You Clean Out the Bank Vault? 让你去开锁，你把银行金库端了？ Nicole Nick妮可尼克Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Urban + System + livestreaming + invincible protagonist + lighthearted comedy + all-rounder] Lin Feng, a delivery guy desperate to earn a sky-high medical bill, joins a livestream survival show and unexpectedly awakens a Conan-like knack for solving crimes. Task one: Pick the lock on a mansion. Result: He stumbles upon an international kidnapping case and ties the kidnappers into pretzels. Task two: Work as a designated driver. Result: He speeds off with armed robbers in the car, leaving afteri 92.2kReads8.4Score12.2kShelves

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