I Lie Flat in the Wuxia Crossover, So Ladies, Please Behave!

Name: I Lie Flat in the Wuxia Crossover, So Ladies, Please Behave!
Author: Xiao Chen Loves Photography

我在综武躺平，女侠们请自重！

by Xiao Chen Loves Photography (小陈爱摄影)

Status: Completed
Length: 3.3M Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1mo ago
English: RandomTL: Request

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Synopsis

[Daily Life]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Wuxia Adventure]

The Jiuzhou Continent is home to countless martial arts sects and imperial courts.

Chen Ping'an, a transmigrator, had hoped to use his knowledge to give this impoverished world a little jolt.

But he soon discovered that this world wasn't quite what he had imagined.

A little beggar offered to work as his cook. Her name was Huang Rong.

The silver-clad Sword Immortal Li Hanyi showed up at his home and asked to rent a room.

The tragic ending of the Xianjian story he wrote was so heartbreaking that Yaoyue came to his door, threatening to whip him with a little leather whip.

Dongfang Bubai was also depressed by his story and said she'd treat him to a meal of embroidery needles.

As more and more heroines came knocking, Chen Ping'an could only cry out helplessly:

“My house really can't fit any more people!”

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have activated the System.]

[Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the Sacred Heart Art.]

[Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the Phoenix Bloodline.]

With the System's arrival, he could lie flat and still improve his strength.

All he wanted was to eat the delicious food made by his little cook each day and watch Yan Lingji dance to “Paradise.”

But the heroines were always plotting to get their hands on him.

And when some fools came looking for trouble, Chen Ping'an could only send them to their deaths.

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Other names

Wuxia Crossover: I Grow Stronger by Slacking Off, Have I Become Number One?综武：摸鱼就变强，我成第一了？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

1.6kChapters

50kReads · 30 days

2.3MReads · all time

3.1kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.5Score

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It's so good! The only problem is that the main character might be a eunuch. There are 100 chapters already, and so many women, but he hasn't won over any of them. He makes all the female leads like the male lead, but they just don't dare to express it. Keep it up, you're the best!
223 likes1y ago
The fates of Linghu Chong and Tian Boguang alone deserve five stars.
35 likes1y ago
I initially thought Di Shitian had poor talent, but the protagonist is even worse; the Sacred Heart Technique and Phoenix Blood must have followed the wrong master.
34 likes1y ago
It's not bad, but it somewhat suppresses the protagonist's cultivation level; at chapter 64, he's still only at the Acquired Realm.
34 likes2y ago
It's indeed quite good, with a slice-of-life feel and some fun. At least there's a romance element. The kind of female character who falls head over heels for the male lead at first glance is truly nauseating. This kind is indeed rare. She also appears in some major events. Just be careful not to stereotype the female characters; don't include them all. Be selective.
30 likes1y ago
Dude, is your house some kind of brainwashing parlor? Every girl who's been to the protagonist's house seems to have been brainwashed and thinks it's incredibly comfortable. I'm totally confused! 🤦
26 likes1y ago
It's a light and easy story to read, but it lacks female leads. I hope the author adds more female characters. If you don't recruit more female leads in a martial arts world, what's the point of transmigrating?
21 likes1y ago
It's a simple and ordinary story, without much scheming or backstabbing, and the protagonist truly does whatever she wants; she won't hold back just because you're a woman. The author thinks the rating is too high, and that people are even offering female characters as gifts, so they're lowering it.
21 likes1y ago
Must-read for authors When you update once, minor flaws are magnified, and the immaturity of your writing is criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born, and the plot's progress is given more attention. When you update three times, small praises begin to emerge, and the number of unread readers starts to decrease.
20 likes1y ago
It's a pretty laid-back story, and the character development is decent, but it's a bit stereotypical, especially Huang Rong and the protagonist. The protagonist's way of dealing with people is always the same old easygoing attitude; and Huang Rong is even worse.
17 likes1y ago