Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人，来几本能笑死我的书
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- 1251 Ultraman: Dark Tiga Goes on a Rampage 奥特曼：黑暗迪迦杀疯了 I never expected this book’s reputation to take such a nosedive three years after it ended, but I still have to say: those brats on that site are making a ridiculous fuss. They don’t read the book, but they always have to follow the latest trend. The saddest ones are those who once spent dozens, even over a hundred hours reading it, only to come back and give it one star. What, you thought it was good back then, but now you think it’s no good? You haven’t grown up. You’ve lost the ability to thi 31kReads9.2Score1.9k14d adds
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I Really Don’t Want to Work Hard Anymore 我真不想努力了
[High Martial Arts + Skill-Based + No System + Leveling Up] “What’s the shortcut to success in life?” “A rich woman.” “There are different kinds of rich women. Do you want an old hag, or a busty, long-legged beauty?” “A beauty.” “Then what the hell are you waiting for? Get to work!” Mu Ye was a talented spellcaster, but his natural laziness had led him to neglect his studies for two years. After losing a hundred consecutive rounds in the new-student assessment, he ranked dead last in his yea
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- 1253 I Had Just Mastered the Purple Sky Divine Thunder When a Hundred Ghosts Appeared at Night 刚修成紫霄神雷，就遇到百鬼夜行 “Young man, you’re a cultivation genius the likes of which appears once in a thousand years. Come with me, and I’ll give you an incredible opportunity.” When Gu Changsheng met a charlatan in the park, he planned to play along and expose him. But as soon as the Daoist reached the mountain, he started flying on a sword. Uh-oh. Looks like this one’s the real deal. Gu Changsheng was filled with anticipation, imagining himself living the life of an immortal in white robes. Instead, on his very f 19.1kReads8.3Score1.3k14d adds
- 1254 The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了，我成了系统 What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the 13.9kReads9.4Score1.1k14d adds
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What? My Master Put "Cultivation Furnace" as My Contact Name 惊了，师尊给我的备注居然是炉鼎
[Lighthearted, hilarious, everyday antics, shamelessly cheeky, perfect for killing time. Just enjoy the power trip!] An accident sent Su Hua to the Immortal Spirit Realm, where he became a disciple of the Tianshui Sect. One day, he suddenly noticed golden labels glowing above many people's heads. After looking into it, he discovered that the labels were what other people secretly thought of him. Senior Sister Lin's label for him was [Want to kiss him]. Senior Brother Li's was [Scapegoat]. His be
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My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, but After They Read My Mind, They Rebel 满门炮灰读我心后，全家造反了
[Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i
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- 1257 The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪 System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The 22.7kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds
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Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色
[Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin
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- 1259 My School Belle Wife Is a Cultivator 我的校花老婆是修真者 My School Belle Wife Is a Cultivator —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1260 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8k14d adds
- 1261 The Mind Reader and the Fracture in the Ordinary World 读心高手与平凡世界的裂缝 The Mind Reader and the Rift in the Ordinary World —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1262 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 27.8kReads9.3Score3.7k14d adds
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I Summoned Kaido as a Teacher, and My School Went Viral Worldwide! 召唤凯多当老师，学校全球爆火！
(Spiritual qi revival + crossover anime + One Piece + Genshin Impact + Pokemon + daily life + anime) After an accident, Li Ce transmigrates into a world where spiritual qi has revived. He becomes the principal of a martial arts academy. Family troubles leave the academy on the verge of closing. Just as Li Ce is at a loss, he obtains a Principal System. By spending prestige points, he can summon people from the Myriad Worlds to serve as teachers. He can even exchange points for all kinds of items
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- 1264 The Myriad Blossoms Profound Record 万花通玄录 The Myriad Flowers’ Profound Record —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Blacklisted, I Sing at My Own Funeral, and the King of Hell Weeps on the Spot 封杀后我灵堂卖唱，阎王泪洒当场
[Entertainment Industry + Transmigration + Underworld + Livestreaming + System + Wild Imagination + No Female Lead] Gu Bai transmigrates into the body of a singer who has been blacklisted. After offending a powerful figure in the entertainment industry, he is smeared by the media and cyberbullied by the entire internet. His career is ruined, and at home he has a blind younger sister who needs an exorbitant amount of money for treatment. Fortunately, Gu Bai binds himself to the [Voice from Beyond
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- 1266 Anime Crossover: Reviewing Viral Ultraman Videos 综漫：鉴定一下网络热门奥特视频 (Naruto + Ultraman + JoJo + Kamen Rider + Pokemon + crossover worlds + livestreaming) Tang Yu accidentally transmigrated to a crossover world, but luckily, he awakened an Appraisal System. He could get stronger just by editing videos and appraising people. Ultraman Geed appraised as: [Ultraman’s Filial Son] Ultraman Cosmos appraised as: [Premium Fusion Material] Tsukasa Kadoya appraised as: [Account Thief] and [Kamen Rider Debt King] Danzo appraised as: [Legendary Shadow Hokage of the Ninja Worl 1.3kReads9.0Score10014d adds
- 1267 Cloud Gaming: A Romance with a Celebrity Flight Attendant 云端游戏：明星空姐之恋 Cloud Gaming: Romance with a Celebrity Flight Attendant —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Villain: From the Start, the Protagonist's Mother Kneels and Begs for Forgiveness 反派：开局主角母亲跪求原谅
[Villain + Cunning + Multiple Heroines + Power Fantasy] Xiao Fan transmigrates into an urban power fantasy novel as a rich second-generation villain. From the start, he nearly gets beaten to a pulp by the protagonist, but turns the tables and sends him straight to jail. “Madam, if you're apologizing, shouldn't you at least show some sincerity?” War God Son-in-Law: “Three years. I've lived in a doghouse for three years!” Reborn Empress: “Xiao Fan, we'll never be reconciled!” Two months later: “Ki
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- 1269 The Mystery of the Yongle Era 永乐迷踪 My new work is here! You are welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1270 Riding the Waves of Commerce in Ancient Times 今穿古之商海弄潮 My new work is out! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—14d adds
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My Senior Brother Is Seriously So Improper 我家大师兄实在是太不正经了
(Invincible + lighthearted comedy + keeping a low profile + transmigration + no System) Everyone else’s senior brother is virtuous and talented, well-mannered, peerlessly elegant, an unrivaled genius, and admired by all, like a dazzling star! But our senior brother is lazy, greedy, and a complete rascal. He has the Chaos Great Dao Sacred Body, yet all he thinks about is making money! Cultivation? Even a dog wouldn’t bother. I’m already invincible, so there’s nothing wrong with making a little mo
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- 1272 The City's Ultimate Playboy 都市之最强纨绔 65Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1273 Cultivating Immortality Begins with Exposing the Patriarch 修真从揭穿老祖开始 A new novel is here! Come read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1274 The Live-In Son-in-Law's Father Is a Guardian 赘婿父亲是守护者 A new novel is here! Come read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？
[Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door
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- 1276 Peerless Legacy: My Beautiful CEO Fiancée 绝世传承：我的美女总裁未婚妻 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1277 The More I Indulge, the Richer I Get: Living Life as I Please 越放纵越有钱，我享受肆意人生 [Urban Life] [Everyday Life] [Tycoon] When life is good, enjoy it to the fullest. Don’t let the golden cup sit empty beneath the moon! Chen Yang is a corporate wage slave who, hoping to make a life for himself in Shenzhen, scrimps and saves with his flight attendant girlfriend to buy a home. After years of living miserably, they finally do the math and realize it will take them another two hundred years to afford a house. His girlfriend is considerate and can’t bear to see him struggle, so she r 21.1kReads7.7Score1.8k14d adds
- 1278 The Delivery Driver's Extraordinary Rise 外卖员逆袭人生的奇遇 The Delivery Driver’s Fortuitous Rise to Success —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1279 The Invincible Cultivation System 无敌修真系统 Invincible Cultivation System 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1280 The Eternal Supreme: Reborn Against Heaven 万古至尊：逆天重生 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1281 Love at the Wheel 方向盘上的心动 A Heartbeat at the Steering Wheel —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1282 The Strongest Abandoned Young Master Takes on the City 最强弃少混都市 The Strongest Abandoned Son in the City —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1283 Awakening: My Talent Is Infinite Replication 觉醒：我的天赋是无限复制 Awakening: My Talent Is Infinite Replication —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1284 The Time-Traveling Delivery Driver 《时间外卖员》 The Time Deliveryman —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1285 My Wealthy Life Is on Cheat Mode 我的财富人生开了挂 My Wealthy Life Got a Cheat —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1286 My Rise Begins with Binding a System 逆袭从绑定系统开始 The Comeback Begins with Binding a System —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1287 Splendid Elegance: The Princess Consort's Road to Revenge 锦绣风华：王妃的逆袭之路 Splendid Grace: The Princess Consort’s Road to a Comeback —Reads—Score—14d adds
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A Century in a Dream, and I Became a Daoist Celestial Master 一梦百年，我成为了道家天师
[Fortune-Telling + Medicine + Traditional Martial Arts + Invincible + One Heroine + Humor + No Cultivation + Not High-Martial] Chen Haoyu was hit by a car while saving a girl and ended up in the hospital. After lying unconscious for a hundred days, he received the legacy of the Carefree Taoist from a thousand years ago in a dream and became a Taoist Celestial Master of his generation. “How can your medical skills be so incredible?” “Sorry, I used the Zhu You healing arts!” “You can tell fortunes
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- 1289 Beachcombing: From the Start, One Sand Shovel Wins Me the Whole Beach 赶海：开局一把沙铲承包整个沙滩 (Daily life + lighthearted + beachcombing + tycoon) I dropped out of a top university and spent two years back in my hometown fishing village. Once the village's golden boy, I became a good-for-nothing everyone despised. Then one day, I discovered I could see my own luck stat and exchange points for beachcombing tools through a virtual screen. From then on, my life was like I had cheats enabled. With a sand shovel, I could easily earn thousands in a day. With a spade, I even dug up a whole bucke 126.7kReads9.4Score11.8k14d adds
- 1290 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Terrorist! 哥，你是警察，不是恐怖分子啊 [Crime investigation and deduction, witty commentary, explosions wherever he goes, never backs down from a fight] Transmigrated? Heaven hit Xiao Yang with a sudden, outrageous stroke of luck, nearly throwing his back out. Just transmigrated, better lie low, then show off later? No. Keeping a low profile is impossible. Absolutely impossible. Besides, the moment he transmigrated, Xiao Yang gained an absurdly overpowered ability. Touch anyone and they get pregnant… No, wait. Touch any living creatu 43.5kReads9.3Score4.3k14d adds
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Can a Restarted Life Still End in Failure? 重启的人生还会失败吗
This humorous novel follows the extraordinary experiences of Zheng Xie, exploring the unpredictability of fate and the many ways people live their lives. Born into an ordinary family, Zheng Xie once dreamed of a life full of failure. After waking up, he decides to use what he remembers from his dream to change his fate. With a witty, playful style, the novel depicts Zheng Xie’s struggles and growth as he moves between reality and dreams. He meets several benefactors, including his university pro
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- 1292 My Classmate's Single Gesture Set Off My Timid Heart 懦弱的我，被同桌的一个动作引燃 One gesture from my deskmate set off the timid me 12Reads—Score—14d adds
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How Can I Enjoy Ten Million Years Without Becoming an Immortal Emperor? 不成仙帝，怎能快活万万年
Some people say cultivation is for immortality, for the Great Dao. I say, bullshit! Cultivation is about earning the most spirit stones, wooing the most beautiful women, living in the most luxurious cave residence, and enjoying life to the fullest! Anyone who dares disturb my fun, I'll break their legs! Anyone who dares steal my woman, I'll wipe out their entire family! Don't try to reason with me. My fists are the law. If I don't become an Immortal Emperor, how can I enjoy myself for ten thousa
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I Transmigrated and Became the Villainous Young Lady's Sidekick 穿越之我做反派大小姐的小跟班
Chen Boguang, a hopeless nerd, transmigrates into a short drama as the lackey of a villainous heiress, helping her slap down all the chosen protagonists in a thrilling story… This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental! Please show your support.
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Perhaps the Heavenly Way Is a Book 天道也许是本书
Humans must not meddle with the Heavenly Way. Anyone who studies the arts of yin and yang will invite the Five Bane and Three Deficiencies. But what is the Heavenly Way? Xiao Sanzi, a student forced to learn Daoist arts, is resigned to living only until the age of twenty-three. There is no transmigration, no golden finger, and no System here. What there is are bizarre events and nights when a hundred ghosts roam the streets.
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- 1296 After Reincarnation, You're Still a Scumbag 轮回后的你依然是渣男 Even after reincarnation, you’re still a scumbag 84Reads—Score214d adds
- 1297 You Turned the Scenic Area Into a Legend: Juxian Mountain Scenic Area 景区改造你封神，聚仙山景区 After accidentally transmigrating to a parallel world, the protagonist uses a golden finger to change his fate. He renovates scenic attractions, draws in visitors, and pays off tens of millions in debt. Who says China has no scenic wonders? Doesn't my immortal mountain count? —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Protagonist, Get Over Here! Let’s Become Sworn Brothers First! 主角快来，咱俩先拜一个！
I transmigrated and got bound to a… My Brothers Are a Few Too Many, But I’m Really Not a Gangster System. Yep, that’s right. I’m a villain, and a villain with multiple identities at that. The villains in this world may have all died off, because I’m every villain there is! The System tells me to make more sworn-brotherhoods. The more sworn brothers I have, the farther I can go on the road to opposing the protagonist. Fine, I’ll oppose them… Fake heiresses, domineering CEOs? Piece of cake! Then I
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- 1299 Sweet Orange CC’s Ninth Book 甜橙cc的第9本书 [Ridiculous cultivation comedy + lighthearted daily life + strong female lead + satisfying revenge] Bailing transmigrates to the cultivation world, becoming a worm inside a spirit fruit and then evolving into a fly with immense strength. Faced with her miserable, unlucky fate, she vows to defy destiny. Armed with shameless determination, she kidnaps a strategy System. In just ten minutes, she completes a hundred thousand strategy missions, catapulting the bottom-ranked System to the top of the 252Reads9.1Score—14d adds
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You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了
The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl
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